Chapter 304: Egg Removal Style
"The Emperor is on a tour of the south?" It wasn't until he approached Pheasant County that Yu Wuya caught up to report on the observation.
"Yes, I stood on a hill and observed for half an hour, and the carriage and horse did go south along the Qinchu Road!" Yu Wuya said with certainty.
Chen Xu couldn't help pinching his chin and began to ponder.
According to his limited knowledge of the Qin Dynasty, Qin Shi Huang's second tour was the farthest of all the previous tours, reaching the Shandong Peninsula in the east, Changsha in Hunan in the south, passing through the provinces of Anhui, Jiangxi, and Henan, and almost half of China.
But the history records that Qin Shi Huang began to walk not the Wuguan Road but the Oriental Road, first went to Feng Chan Taishan Leshi to commemorate his great merits, and then went to Langya Yantai Zhudi, in the East China Sea to meet the local Fangjia warlocks, Xu Fu and a group of warlocks presented a book, saying that there are three sacred mountains overseas, so Qin Shi Huang was overjoyed, stayed in Langya for three months, built a monument in Langya Mountain, and at the same time recruited craftsmen in the local area to build a big ship, and collected five hundred boys and girls, countless food, clothing, medicinal materials and other materials enough for three years, Let Xu Fu and the others lead the boat to the sea to find the sacred mountain and the elixir of immortality.
Because of the overseas sacred mountain matter, so Qin Shi Huang this time the parade is very excited and happy, although along the way bandits heavy rain and bad waves constantly, and even several times slept under the big tree, but he is still very happy to persevere, after a full half a year of cruise, until the autumn and winter from Henan Shunwu Guandao returned to Xianyang.
And after returning to Xianyang, he stayed for a long time, because he was worried about Xu Fu and others going to sea to find immortals, as soon as the spring of the second year, Qin Shi Huang went directly to Langya on his eastward tour, but unfortunately he did not see Xu Fu that time, because Xu Fu retreated after encountering the wind and waves, and led a group of people to hide in Laoshan Mountain, and it seems that Zhang Liang was assassinated when he passed through Bolangsha, because he was greatly frightened and went to the beach to go around and hurriedly returned to Xianyang, that time was very short, only two months before and after.
But obviously this time, Qin Shi Huang's parade is completely different from the historical record, first take the Qin Chu Road to Nanyang, and now continue to go south, then it is very likely to go to the southern counties first and then to the coast of the East China Sea.
This change is good news for Chen Xu, but it is also bad news.
The good news is that history has finally turned a corner here.
The bad news is that because the parade route is different, the things that are very likely to be experienced are also different, will the storm, storm, water evil, and other things that God can't see will appear?
If you don't show up, then you will definitely be cold!
Nima, Chen Xu couldn't help but shudder, and returned to Qinghe Town with the beggar full of anxiety.
I went in February, and I came back in April.
The mountains and fields have long been verdant, the crops on both sides of the Xiaoqing River have also been extremely strong, the wheat seedlings and millet have all been in the heading and flowering, bathed in the brilliant sunshine with the wind ups and downs, full of a faction and the idyllic scenery.
After two months of construction, the kilometer-long embankment of the Xiaoqing River has been completed, and at this time there is a neat riverbank made of stones, the riverbed has sunk a lot, the embankment is two meters above the riverbank, and there are countless villagers on both sides of the riverbank who are pushing wheelbarrows and jumping rattan baskets to transport soil to fill the land, because the construction of the riverbank has destroyed a lot of arable land, but at the same time it has created a larger area of land, which will be redistributed after leveling.
The spring breeze is proud, and you can see all the Chang'an flowers in one day.
Chen Xu rode a horse and walked on the river, looking at the saplings planted on both sides had bloomed green leaves, and grass had grown on the embankment, reflecting the flowing river water of Qingling Lingling, and suddenly an incomparable sense of pride rose from the bottom of his heart.
That's my credit.
Although Lao Tzu did not move a stone and did not fill in a spade of soil, I have to deny that this embankment was built by Lao Tzu.
"Ridian is back~~"
Countless villagers who were still filling in the soil and cultivating fields saw Chen Xu's return, and they all put down the tools in their hands and cheered, and a group of ragged children followed behind and ran along the river embankment and cheered, and the excited sound instantly alarmed the entire Qinghe Town.
Countless villagers came from all directions, countless rough hands raised their applause, countless purple-black and emaciated faces showed gratitude from the heart, and even many people cried with joy, and finally the rushing crowd surrounded Chen Xu and others densely.
Looking at these simple farmers and villagers in front of him, at this moment, Chen Xu's eyes were a little moist, and he wanted to stay in this beautiful place forever, accompany Chen Jiang and Xing'er, marry the gentle and beautiful woman around him, and never ask about the world to live here.
"Brother Xu, go and see, the county commander has arranged for someone to erect a monument for you in the first half of the year!" Niu Dashi excitedly squeezed up and grabbed Chen Xu's horse reins, shouting excitedly.
Chen Xu's face turned black in an instant.
jumped off the horse and kicked Niu Dashi, and said with a twitch in his face: "Your uncle, can you speak!" ”
"Hehe, it's wrong, it's wrong, it's Le Shi who commends you for your credit!" Niu Dashi smiled and quickly changed his words.
Chen Xu was also a little excited, and was surrounded by a group of people to see his monument.
In the middle of the embankment, there is a vacant lot with a radius of nearly 20 zhang, which is made of pebbles and bluestone on all sides, and the ground is also paved with smooth stone bricks.
A large stone more than a zhang high stands in the center of the open space, one side of the big stone is cut flat and smooth, there are three small seals and big characters written on it, and there is a stone inscription below, which records the construction of the embankment in Qinghe Town in the spring of the 28th year of the first emperor.
The content is handled by the three elders of Qinghe Town, from the preparation to the start of construction, time, number of people, and the construction process is no matter how small, and there are four or five hundred words sprinkled with enthusiasm, most of which are to praise Chen Xu's contributions, and the inscription is also carved by the craftsmen of the county town after Jiangbei Pavilion himself wrote, the font is clear and vigorous, full of simple and elegant style.
"Do I have so much credit?" After reading word by word, Chen Xu turned his head with a little blushing and asked.
"Chen Lang, this is your credit!" Shui stood beside him and nodded gently, her big beautiful eyes were crystal clear, and her face was very excited.
"Senior sister is right, this is the credit of Engong, don't be modest, hurry back and make a delicious meal to treat it, Wuya has been hungry for hot pot for a long time!" Yu Wuya shouted loudly.
Well, that's something to celebrate.
This time, Wancheng and his party, the inn opened, and the emperor saw it and flickered.
Now the embankment in Qinghe Town has also been repaired.
His own monument was also erected.
Thousands of villagers in Qinghe Town are also grateful to themselves.
The eldest husband lives to this child, what more can the husband ask for?
So Chen Xu felt that it was time for him to go home and enjoy his happiness.
Then it's a matter of preparing both hands.
One is to prepare more things to fool Qin Shi Huang, such as the list of gods, such as the world map and globe.
The second is to be ready to run away at all times.
In case Qin Shi Huang went all the way smoothly, and the various anger from the heavens that he predicted did not appear, then it may not be good to wait for his own ending, and if he fooled Qin Shi Huang, he would be razed by the three clans if he was not careful.
After staying in Qinghe Town for almost an hour, accompanied by Niu Dashi, You Hui Liu Po, Sanlao and others, Chen Xu checked the repaired Heti very carefully, and instructed Niu Dashi in detail to continue to be the agent of Qinghe Town, and then said goodbye to thousands of villagers who were sent off and returned to Xiaohe Village.
I haven't seen it for more than a month, and Xiaohe Village is also a lush spring scene.
The apricot tree in the old yard has been covered again, the flowers have long since fallen, and the branches and leaves are densely packed with small green apricots the size of fingers, and the people who look at them are full of saliva.
"Brother~"
After Chen Jiang heard the news, he took Xing'er and Yu Ji back from the field, and Xing'er dropped the pigweed's back basket from a long distance and ran over happily and threw herself into Chen Xu's arms, followed by a little white dog, running crookedly, and making a watery bark from her mouth.
"Daddy~Aunt~" Xiao Yu Ji ran to Yu Wuya and Shui to salute softly, and then opened her arms...... turned around and threw himself into Chen Xu's arms, "Brother Xu, Yu Ji also wants a puppy!" ”
Well, Yu Wuya opened his arms for a long time, and then walked around with a depressed face.
After Chen Xu greeted Chen Jiang, he picked up Yu Ji and said with a smile: "Okay, I'll buy you a puppy tomorrow." ”
"Brother, look, I've fed the two little pigs!" Xing'er enthusiastically pulled Chen Xu to see the pigsty to see the fruits of her labor for a month.
In the huge pigsty, two fat little pigs are happily offering the weeds and wild vegetables in the mud.
After Chen Xu went to Wancheng last month, he asked Wang San and Wang Si to hire a carriage to send Xing'er back in advance, and then by the way, he also bought more than ten piglets near the county seat, and raised two by himself when he came back, and each of the rest sent one, and then caught a puppy in the town by the way.
"Brother Wuya, come here!" Chen Xu looked at the two bulging balls behind the buttocks of the two little pigs, turned around and called Yu Wuya over.
"Engong, what's the matter?" Yu Wuya ran over with a tender thorn bud in his mouth.
"I heard that your skills have improved greatly since you comprehended Wuji, and your swordsmanship has become more and more skillful and subtle, can you show it to us!" Chen Xu said with a smile.
"Naturally, no problem!" Yu Wuya stuffed the remaining half of the thorn buds into his mouth, turned his hand over with a choked sound, pulled out the iron sword behind his back, and began to sing and dance.
"The sword and sword shadow are not my sect, the sky and the sea have my own style, and my hands are ......"
"Stop......" Chen Xu hurriedly stopped, pointed to the two little pigs in the pigsty and said, "Go and perform and cut the eggs of these two little pigs!" ”
"Ga~" Yu Wuya staggered, and the meteorite sword in his hand almost fell to the ground.
"Brother, don't kill my piglets, they're still young!" Xing'er's mouth was deflated and she almost cried, holding Chen Xu's arm and shaking vigorously.
"You dead girl, what are you making trouble again?" Chen Jiang came over and was angry and wanted to spank Xing'er's buttocks, but was quickly protected by Chen Xu.
"Chen Lidian, what is delicious about the pig baby so small? Wait for a few months before killing, right? Wang Wu and the others standing next to him couldn't stand it.
"You know what a son, just cutting eggs, and not dying?" Chen Xu said speechlessly.
"Mo Feien Gong wants to replenish his kidneys?" Yu Wuya came back to his senses, glanced at Chen Xu, and then at Shui Soft, who was standing next to him with a red face.
"Make up for it, hurry up, this is the two little boars I specially ordered to buy, after cutting off the kidney pills, they are not aggressive, not only grow fast but also have much more tender and delicious meat!" Chen Xu said angrily.
"And that kind of statement?" Yu Wuyan turned his head and looked around, Wang San, Wang Wu and the others all shook their heads like rattles.
"You don't know much! Don't rub it off, go quickly, you were so happy when you cut Zhao Zhe! Chen Xu was too lazy to talk to a group of primitive people who had never seen the world, Yu Wuya was poked in the soft underbelly by Chen Xu, so he had to walk into the pigsty with the meteorite sword passed down by his master.
The two little pigs are full of wildness, and they fled east and west after seeing Yu Wuya come in, but in front of such a martial arts master who can do light skills, all the primitive skills that have not yet advanced are scum, I saw Yu Wuya's body like catkins, and he rushed to a little pig in one step, and with a hook of his toes, a little pig screamed and was kicked up three feet high, and then the iron sword waved, and a black light and shadow in the air swept by, poof, a stream of blood light bloomed, and then when the little pig smashed to the ground, the balls behind the buttocks were gone.
I rub! Chen Xu rubbed his eyes and waited to look carefully, and with a pop, another little pig also fell, the flesh and blood behind the buttocks were blurred, and the eggs were gone.
"Engong, how about this trick that Boundless comprehends?" Yu Wuya jumped out of the pigsty and asked proudly.
"Yes, yes, this trick can be called the egg removal pose!" Chen Xu nodded and hurriedly ran into the room to take out the hemostatic powder and some tea tree oil, and applied oil to the two piglets who had gone to the eggs to stop bleeding to prevent bacterial infection, and then changed the pigsty with clean corn, and when he finished washing his hands, the beggar who was taken to the river by Wang San to bathe also came back.