Chapter 94: An Ode to Joy

"One, two! Halt! Shu Yong shouted, three columns, a team of ten people, with a bang, stopped neatly under the stage, facing Qin Feng and Wang Gonggong.

Shu Yong stiffened his neck and shouted: "The team is assembled, ready!" Please give the order to Regiment Commander Qin! ”

Qin Feng nodded to Gao Wenjin, Gao Wenjin stood up, waved his hand at the playground, and the two shepherds ran over, taking Shu Yong and the others, around to the position where the cow rushed into the wooden circle just now and the wooden door opened.

As soon as a good show was about to be staged, Grandpa Wang adjusted his body posture, took a sip of tea, and stared straight at the wooden door.

Three yaks paced boredly back and forth in the plank-lined bullring. The militia sergeant on the wooden frame also slowly quieted down.

The wooden door slowly opened, and Qin Feng said, "Light incense and time!" ”

A sergeant brought an incense bowl with three sticks of timekeeping incense sticks on it, and the sergeant lit the incense and saluted and withdrew.

The wooden door was fully opened, and then, there was a strange scene.

First of all, Shu Yong, a man of five big and three thick, bent over, holding a spear with his hands behind his back, and a smile on his face. Cautiously step by step, he was followed by a long line of sergeants hunched over their waists and smiling faces, each with their spears behind their backs. Tiptoe.

Father-in-law Wang's eyes slowly widened, what does this mean?

Mo Li looked at the sky with his eyes, and he couldn't continue to look at it, and he might not laugh. It will hurt the face of the head of Qin.

Gao Wenjin couldn't help laughing, and glanced at Qin Feng, his eyes were full of banter.

Qin Feng was also a little dumbfounded, what kind of military action is this? With music, a devil enters the village!

The sergeants watching the battle on the wooden frame also wanted to laugh, but they were more concerned about eating meat or grass tonight. The actions of Shu Yong and others made it clear that they didn't want to alarm the yaks, and if they didn't want to eat grass, it was best to cooperate. More than 1,000 people in the audience were unexpectedly silent collectively.

Therefore, the source of human power is for that bite to eat!

The three yaks are scattered across a field the size of four basketball courts, some distance from each other.

Shu Yong waved his hand, and the thirty people pulled their mouths apart and pretended to laugh, followed him with a hunched back, and tiptoed close to the nearest yak. than the burlesque actors on the stage, there is also a sense of joy.

Seeing that the sneak attack might be successful, Qin Feng couldn't bear it. If that's okay, what's the difference between that and buying meat directly? Not only did it fail to achieve the purpose of training, but it also allowed the sergeant to learn to cheat and play tricks! This treacherous method can be used on the battlefield, but it must not be seen on the training ground!

Qin Feng stood up and shouted: "Shu Yong! Are you killing cows? Or peek at someone's new daughter-in-law? ”

A circle of sergeants couldn't hold back any longer, and with a bang, laughter exploded! It's not that everyone wants to sabotage, but it's that it's hard to endure it, and Regiment Commander Qin ignites a joyful artillery battle! Burst!

Gao Wenjin also stood up and gestured. With Gao Wenjin's gesture, the two shepherds who had previously guided Shu Yong and the others took out a throwing rope and put it on a fist-sized pebble...... Fortunately, when it came time to buy the cattle, Agoura gave hints and made a set of remedial plans.

The yaks, who were walking in the bullring happily, were suddenly startled by the laughter around them, and the three cows were a little flustered, and the bull heads turned around to observe.

The yak, which was about to be surrounded, saw a circle of sneaky people, and had a trace of alertness, the cow's hooves rubbed on the ground, the two front hooves pressed down, the cow's body fell back, the neck shrank, the waist sank, the cow's head was lowered, and the bull's eyes were staring, just like a person pressing his legs, preparing for the final sprint!

Shu Yong was a little dumbfounded when he saw that the yak was alarmed, he didn't dare to enter, and he was reluctant to retreat. A group of people followed him in a dilemma.

Yaks have an honest temperament and generally do not take the initiative to attack. So sneak attacks are actually a good tactic. But sneak attacks are easy to be vandalized. Like now. Shu Yong scolded fiercely, his face sank, and he couldn't hold this smile anymore. Thinking in my heart, just surround it? Annihilate it together?

There is a kind of honest person in life, you generally provoke him, he doesn't care. But if you touch his bottom line, once an honest person gets mad, he can't pull it, and the consequences are very serious.

The honest cow is like this, the yak was a little vigilant in his heart, but looking at these people, there were no other radical actions. The people around the field are just noisy. People who can make noise and make noise, Niu has seen a lot. In addition to drinking, the herdsmen are singing and dancing together, how lively they are. It's just a single person, and I sing loudly when I have nothing to do. Compared to the vocal cords, the shepherd is the first in the world. The yak has long been accustomed to being noisy, and when it finds that no one is attacking it, it plans to forget it.

The cow's head flicked, and the cow's body slowly relaxed. The tense strings in the hearts of Shu Yong and the others also slowly relaxed with the yak. Online eBooks

A militia sergeant heard a sound of wind in his ears, and saw a black thing flying in front of him, pop! Slap it firmly on the cow's butt! The yak's butt was exploded, its hind hooves jumped up, and in its mouth, the urn - a roar! Bull's eyes glared, Shu Yong and the others were shocked, what happened?

Syllable! The yak was hit hard on the ass again! I guess this is too accurate! Urn--! The yak screamed and jumped up! As soon as the yak's body landed, it took advantage of the momentum of the landing to twist around, and rushed out with a catapult at the crowd behind the buttocks!

A black monster rushed into the crowd with a lot of rage, like a tank. The yak weighs 1,000 kilograms and runs hard to outrun the galloping horse! What's more, it's a frightened yak.

A circle of sergeants immediately scattered, and everywhere the yaks went, they were crawling one after another. A sergeant moved a little slower, and his body was held up by the horns as soon as his buttocks were pushed by the yak. As soon as the bull's head was flaid, the sergeant was thrown out, turned several hundred degrees in the air, snapped, and fell to the ground. If you fight with someone, this person can lie on the ground and not get up, but the opponent is a yak, and it may not be reasonable. So as soon as the sergeant landed, before he had time to rub his buttocks, he cried, rolled over and got up, spread his legs and ran in circles.

When people are extremely frightened, they will naturally make all kinds of strange screams! For a while, the yak rushed left and killed, and everywhere it went, the sergeants ran around with their heads in their hands. Those who were knocked away by yaks, thrown over, got up and ran again, and a ghost cried wolf!

Fortunately, the yak does not understand unity. The other two yaks have no collective consciousness and are still looking around leisurely.

The sergeant in the stands was also startled at first, followed by a frightened scream! Later, I slowly found that although the people in the field were extremely embarrassed, as long as they were not trampled under the hooves of the cow, they did not seem to be in danger of life. was hit by a cow, or flew, and got up and was a good man.

Looking at it, some sergeants outside the field suddenly laughed, and the laughter was like waves on the water, quickly sweeping the audience. The bullring, where a bloody massacre is staged, is transformed into a sea of joy.

Trained to this extent, as the leader of the militia group, Qin Feng's face turned red. I was so angry that my stomach hurt, and I felt funny, and I felt even more uncomfortable.

Grandpa Wang couldn't help it, and he leaned back with a smile, this Nima is so funny! It's much better than singing, you see, how funny that person is crawling! Ouch, this guy was thrown so high, he deserves to fall! With a snap, the sergeant got up and limped to the side.

Mo Li saw that Gao Wenjin covered his mouth and smiled, so he didn't have to endure it, and he followed with a joyful ode.

The yaks in the field are chasing after the victory, dare to hit my ass, I can't kill you!

Bull's eye is aimed at a sergeant and rushes over, and the one-ton car rushes towards you at full speed, which is generally the scene. The sergeant ran as he wailed and twisted his curve, and his eyes saw a sinister smile on the face of a shepherd outside the plank, with a tossing noose in his hand. Thinking of the sound of the wind in his ears just now, a cloud of black objects flew by, and the sergeant was so blessed that he turned his head and shouted: "It was he who beat you!" ”

The yak rushed to it, the bull's head was lowered, and the sergeant was lifted up, but fortunately, the horns were wrapped in a thick cloth, otherwise this time, it would be a cold heart. The sergeant was so frightened that he subconsciously grabbed the horn of the ox, held it firmly with both hands, and put one leg on the other horn, his body clinging to the head of the ox, and roared with a cry: "He hit, he hit!" ”

Inside and outside the field, there was an instant exclamation, with different meanings.

Seeing the danger, nervous yelling. If the cranial nerves are thick, I feel infinitely happy.

Originally, the sergeant who was about to kill the cow in the field saw the yak rushing towards him. Naturally, it was scattered in a hurry, and the farts were rolling and urinating. When the yak rushes towards others, it stops to watch, and subconsciously moves closer to the person he trusts.

Jia Song held the spear, his face pale. When he first joined the militia group, his heart was flying.

Then I started training the recruits, and I showed the gap with the others. Although Qin Feng enlightened him, he was still very awkward in his heart.

Then the gunslinger training, the gap suddenly becomes even bigger! Jia Song and the three of them usually practice hard, and they also practice again secretly and privately, but this gap is not something that can be caught up in a day or two.

Shu Yong and others treat themselves politely, that's because of the relationship between Mr. It's not your own thing. This time he killed the cow, Jia Song could also feel that it was Mr. who wanted him to follow Shu Yong, Feng Liansheng and others to get wet.

The more Mr. took care of himself like this, the more Jia Song felt aggrieved.

Now I can't kill the cow, and every time I run away in embarrassment, I get a burst of ridicule. In all fairness, the onlookers were by no means laughing at Jia Song alone. But Jia Song felt that he had received the most ridicule. The weak are the most sensitive in their hearts.

Jia Songzheng felt depressed, and Li Zhu, who was following him, shouted: "Mom, that's Wang Erwa!" ”

Jia Song looked at it, was it Wang Cheng and Wang Erwa hanging on the horns? I didn't earn face, and I still caught up with my brother? The eyes of the audience were on Wang Cheng, but the screams of the audience were like mockery, falling on Jia Song.

What kind of person is bad to make a fool of? It's just my Jia Song's henchman!

Jia Song was angry for a while, and the pent-up resentment and grievances all exploded at once! He let out a roar of rage, the veins around his neck were exposed, and he lifted his spear and rushed forward!