Chapter 82: A certain female flower has a master
Ah Ci pursed his lips in disgust, he admitted that this Zai Yu's genes are very good, and at the same time, the handsomeness of the beautiful woman and the man's handsomeness are a match made in heaven, that is, there is a problem with the character of this person, and this problem is big.
Zai Yu is the legendary person in the world who was called rotten wood by Confucius, and even the scummy master in the mouth of Liu Yu said that Zai Yu this guy is rotten wood, which shows that this person is really not bad! "Liu Yu accidentally fell in love with this filthy man, Zai Yu has been pinned on by the Liu family since he was a child, and he came to marry this month, so I said that we can't afford to mess with the Liu family."
The little brute girl whispered to Ah Ci next to her, and at the same time had a warning taste, a certain female flower has a master, don't be blind. Ah Ci frowned, "If Zai Yu seeks an official and a half-job, I'm afraid such a smart son will eat both black and white." β
"Black and white? You don't know, this Zai Yu is very careless in class, he always deserts, and even sleeps a lot when Kong Qiu is in class, so he is called rotten wood by the old man and cannot be carved! The little brute girl wondered, obviously she didn't understand why she slept so much during class?
Zigong heard the voice of the little barbarian girl: "This old man Kongqiu must often go off topic in his lectures, and he is not academic, otherwise Zai Yu will definitely listen to it with relish, why would he sleep as soon as he goes to class?" It means that this lesson is not attractive! Really good in class, I don't know how much meat tastes after listening to it for three days! β
When Zai Yu slept in broad daylight, Kong Lao Er not only severely reprimanded him for "rotten wood" and "dung", but also used this to express his feelings about knowing a person from time to time. The tone is a bit similar to today's Lao Tzu scolding his son, "You are not angry, Lao Tzu doesn't say anything", there is a lot of hatred for him.
Ah Ci leaned over to the little brute girl and said: "I think this Zai Yu is good, maybe this is a big hero, maybe it won't be long before the court and the rivers and lakes, Zai Yu will gradually hold it in his hands." β
The little man's hand holding the folding fan inadvertently showed nervousness, "It seems that this Zai Yu is also a trouble." β
"Don't worry, this time I have the ability of Sister Wei, even if he can get out alive, even if he is amazing, there is no need to have such a beautiful pronoun woman, and he ran outside to mess with flowers and grass, it is really hopeless." Ah Ci smiled, disdainful in his heart, and even a little displeased.
As for Zai Yu, who "listens to his words and watches his deeds", it is just as the later Confucian master Zhu Xi reminded Hu Shi in his "Commentary on the Analects": "Why would a sage be so stupid? Only now do we understand that we can listen to their words and watch their deeds? Isn't it a bit outdated? β
It's really because Jae Yu has a distrustful attitude towards everyone and everything, and he has established himself as the center, so he finally became a master. This example of Zaiyu teaches everyone to do more, talk less, and match words with deeds. Ah Ci also thinks that this guy is good, he is responsible, and he has the courage of tens of millions of people, everyone else is listening, only he is sleeping.
"There is even more powerful, Zai Yu was very naughty back then, even Lu Aigong once asked Zai Yu, what kind of trees should be used by the god of the land god, Zai Yu replied: 'The Xia Dynasty used pine trees, the Shang Dynasty used cypress trees, and as for why the Zhou Dynasty used chestnut trees. The meaning of the chestnut tree is to make the common people tremble. ββ
"Is there such a statement? Isn't this slandering today's Great Zhou world? Let it lose the hearts of the people? β
"When Confucius heard this, he said, 'There is no need to mention what has already been done, there is no need to dissuade what has been done, and there is no need to pursue what has already passed.'" This loser always sings against his master, Confucius is obsessed with restoring Zhou etiquette, but Zai Yu, as an apprentice, is slandering the Zhou Dynasty! After Confucius heard this, he really couldn't give him moral support. β
In the later century, Confucius recorded the classics of doing things: Zi Wenzhi said: "Don't say what you do, don't admonish what you do, and don't blame the past." βThe Analects
It turns out that there are still such bloody disciples? Looks like you need to find out! This understanding, but I heard Liu Piaopiao talk a lot, and I couldn't tell whether it was love or hate!
Zai Yu once trapped his master Kong Lao Er, it was like this, one day, seeing Kong Lao Er idle, Zai Yu went to ask the old man: "Master, for a benevolent person, others told him that a benevolent person fell into the well, Shizun, what do you think about what this benevolent person will do?" Is it to follow? β
Then Zai Yu further explained: "If you jump, you will also die one after another, if you don't jump, you will not be saved, it is unkind, it seems that these two are in conflict with the teachings of the master, how should we as disciples choose?" β
When Confucius heard this, he said: "Zai Yu, I said that you have nothing to do after a day of eating, and you think about right and wrong all day long, why does this benevolent and virtuous person do so stupidly?" Aren't you full? Wouldn't it be nice for the gentleman to go to the well and rescue him, or could he ask for a rope to pull the man who jumped into the well up, and it would be necessary to jump down with him? β
"Did Master Ben teach you to be so stupid? A gentleman can save people, but he must not fall into a well; It is possible to be deceived, but it is impossible to be deceived. Your mind has been deluded! Kong Laoer's direct reply was to point out that Zai Yu was fooling people and asking a bad question, and then said: "Why is it so? A gentleman can die, but he cannot be trapped; You can be bullied, but you can't be reckless. β
There is another thing to record this scumbag, once, Zai Yu asked Kong Laoer: "Master, is there a problem with the etiquette you set?" The mourning period is three years, is it too long? If a gentleman does not pay attention to etiquette for three years, etiquette will inevitably be corrupted; If you don't play music for three years, music will be wasted. I suggest that the old valley be eaten, the new valley will appear, and the wood wheel for drilling the flint for fire will be passed through, that is, there will be a year to go. β
Confucius was furious and said: "(It's only been a year,) you scumbag has eaten rice and put on a brocade robe, do you feel at ease doing this?" This is unfilial piety, you know! β
Zai Yu Shi Ran said: "Master, I am very at ease. If a gentleman does not give a courtesy for three years, the courtesy will be bad; If you don't have fun for three years, the music will collapse! Isn't that what the Master taught us? Three years of filial piety, if you are not polite and unhappy, isn't it bad etiquette? β
Confucius said, "Since you are at peace, do it!" A gentleman mourns, eats delicious food and does not feel sweet, listens to music does not feel happy, and does not feel comfortable living at home, this is a natural outpouring, now you feel at ease, it means that your nature is not good, you just do that! β
After Zai Yu went out, Confucius said, "Zai Yu is really unkind! Children are born and cannot leave their parents' arms until they are three years old. Serving three years of mourning, this is a common funeral in the world. Didn't Jaeko have three years of love for his parents? So this Zai Yu became the trick-or-treater king in Kong Laoer's mouth, and he was famous for his dung and rotten wood!
Thousands of years later, Ah Ci (Duanmu Ci) and Zai Yu, the two who lagged behind, were the most mischievous among the ten philosophers of Confucius and the thirteen sages of Confucius at that time, but their achievements were the highest. But this time, the two fell in love at first sight, and they had an endless contract!
"This girl has watched so many bloody dramas, Zai Yu's routine is not difficult for me, and the eloquence of being a mess is not necessarily comparable to my family's Ah Ci, but if there are more masters like Zai Yu in the world, I am afraid that it will be a bloody storm on the rivers and lakes, if this scumbag comes to the court again, he will definitely be able to hold the power, and then collude with the people in the rivers and lakes will definitely make the world a miasma, and when the time comes, the intrigues, and the people who suffer are those who can lie down and lie down with guns!"