No. 484 Whole person
Fan Mingli's words, Fan Xueliang's face is not very good-looking, to say that he doesn't mind that it is a lie.
thinks that he is a dignified and talented man, but he has fallen to the point of hooking up with a village girl, and his face will look good.
Alas, although the Fan family quickly escaped when they saw the opportunity, their position in the emperor's heart was also lowered several steps, and if this situation could not be reversed, it was inevitable that the Fan family would be replaced by a new family.
It is the unanimous decision of the Fan family to climb the relationship with the Zhenguo Mansion, and the best relationship is in-laws, since the daughter of the Li family is unwilling to give a chance, then she can only start with vanilla.
Moreover, Vanilla has a very close relationship with Li Dongyang, and her status in Li Dongyang's heart is far above that of the Li family's young lady, and Vanilla is also the emperor's daughter, which is really not low.
The Fan family's calculations Zhenguo Mansion didn't know anything about it, and Vanilla didn't know either, but they instinctively hated the surname Fan, and as for the reason, Vanilla couldn't say.
Anyway, what Brother Yang doesn't like is within her hateful range.
Watching Fan Xueliang approach step by step, Vanilla's face began to darken, but Xiao Mo's face became very excited, here he came, and finally there was a guy who sent him to the door for rectification.
The little witch has never been an honest person, and the nickname of the little witch is not obtained out of thin air, it is a nickname that countless people cherish after experiencing it personally.
"Xiaosheng Xue Liang meets the transitional southern county lord." Fan Xueliang stepped forward to give a salute, looking polite and polite.
"It's such a coincidence that Mingli met the county lord of the transitional south, and actually met the county lord here." Fan Mingli stepped forward to salute, with a delicate smile on her face, and looked at the vanilla blessing body.
"No courtesy." Vanilla lightly spat out two words, and then looked away from the two.
"I don't know what this young lady is called?" Fan Mingli ignored vanilla's unwelcome and stepped forward with a smile to hold the little witch's hand.
The little witch moved to avoid Fan Mingli's contact, and while avoiding it, a packet of medicine was quietly sprinkled on Fan Mingli's body.
"Sister Qingfeng, let's go over there and have a look." Vanilla didn't return to Fan Mingli, and cordially greeted the little witch to leave, not wanting to stand under the same sky as the surnamed Fan to breathe, which was unhappy.
"Okay, I think that jade is good, go over and take a look." The corners of the little witch's mouth hooked, and she pointed to the jade Linglong in the counter and said.
The shopkeeper was very happy when he heard it, and the girl who scattered the wealth came, of course, he wanted to show her the best, and people were optimistic that he would pay the bill with real money, and this opportunity was rare.
"This jade exquisiteness is the legacy of the former Chao Ge master, and it is also his pinnacle work."
Fan Xueliang stepped forward cheekily and reached out to take Yu Linglong to explain on behalf of the shopkeeper, wanting to show off his knowledge.
"Really?" The little witch replied lightly, then withdrew her hand, and at the same time withdrew her hand, a handful of medicine fell on Fan Xueliang's body, with a sneer on the corner of her mouth.
"Yes, this jade exquisite is not only first-class in workmanship, but also in material." Fan Xueliang was about to show off his knowledge, when the stone next to him interjected lightly.
"County Lord, Miss Mo, that jade Linglong is a fake, not a posthumous work of the master of the previous dynasty, let's take a look at the others."
After the stone finished speaking, he stretched out his hand to ask the two of them to move, his eyes were provocative, don't ask him how he recognized it, if he remembers correctly, there is a statue in the study of the prince, that is the real thing.
As soon as these words came out, Fan Xueliang's face changed, and the shopkeeper also changed his face, but he didn't expect that a Xiao Si who paid the bill in the Zhenguo Mansion could distinguish the truth from the fake, it was really amazing, and he didn't dare to fool the vanilla two with fakes.
"Ouch, look at me, I forgot to say that this jade Linglong is an imitation, hehe, it's the fault of the little old man, please forgive the county lord and this young lady."
After speaking, the shopkeeper knelt on the ground, and the invisible slap slapped Fan Xueliang's face, and the embarrassed Fan Xueliang blushed and had a thick neck, eager to slap the shopkeeper to death.
"Hehe, I didn't expect me to have a clumsy day, hehe, this, this, people have misses, haha." Fan Xueliang explained embarrassedly, but unfortunately Vanilla and the little witch didn't look at him.
Fan Mingli was already forgiven for being unhappy, and when she saw that the second daughter ignored her brother, she was even more angry in her heart, staring at the figure of the second daughter with hatred, and she couldn't wait to stare out of the hole in the two of them.
Even so, Fan Mingli didn't dare to say a cruel word, this kind of feeling of being angry and not having an attack was called uncomfortable.
Shi silently watched the reactions of the two, and sincerely sympathized with the two, these two were very arrogant before.
In the Zhenguo Mansion, I dare to put down the face of the prince, hehe, this will be able to endure it, but I don't know how long I can endure it.
"Fan Mingli fart, fart, stinky fart, stinky fart!"
The stone silently thought in his heart, it should be embarrassing for a woman to fart in public, isn't it unpleasant! Hehe, make her even more unhappy.
The stone recited silently three times, and a loud fart burst out from Fan Mingli's lower body.
"Bump!"
It was like a balloon explosion, which scared everyone in the store, but unfortunately the shopkeeper knelt on the ground and begged for mercy, thinking that the store had been blown up, and fell to the ground in fright.
"It stinks! County Lord, let's change stores and shop. Qing'er covered her little nose and wrinkled her little face and shouted, reaching out to help Vanilla leave.
Mama Xu followed and looked at Fan Mingli with disgust, she is still a young lady from a university scholar's family, this rule has been learned in the dog's belly, so she quickly asked the little witch to leave.
If you stay with this kind of person for a long time, your IQ will have problems, and Mama Xu doesn't want Vanilla's IQ to be lowered.
The group quickly left the shop, the shopkeeper lay on the ground and wanted to cry without tears, he still wanted to make a lot of money, but now it's okay, Mao didn't make any money.
Fan Xueliang silently put down the jade Linglong in his hand, then turned around silently, holding his breath, he didn't want to say a word now, he just wanted to pretend that he didn't know the stinky fart.
The stone glanced at Fan Mingli deeply, and in his heart, he turned his mind and continued to chant silently: "Fan Xueliang is thin, Fan Xueliang is thin, Fan Xueliang is thin!" ”
Burst......
Fan Xueliang, who was walking outside the store, felt a stream of heat spurting out of the harem door, and then the heat flow slid down his thighs, and when he looked down, his face suddenly darkened.
There were yellow spots on the ground, first a few points, then like a drizzle of rain, and the heat was still falling.
If it was just this, there was an itch on his body again, which made Fan Xueliang can't help but want to scratch, but the heat flow is faster when his body moves.
Fan Xueliang clamped his leg to stop the heat from squirting, but unfortunately it didn't have much effect, his body moved like a strand, and his face was seriously distorted.
The shopkeeper sat up from the ground, a puff of ozone drilled into his nostrils, and he wanted to faint, looking left and right, not caring about the store, and running to the door of the store to vomit.
Behind the shopkeeper, Fan Mingli was stinky one stinky fart after another, accompanied by itchy movements, while Fan Xueliang was a stream of heat and a stream of heat, and the two of them didn't dare to move when they clamped their legs.
Outside the store, the little witch looked inside the store and looked surprised, when can the super itchy powder still make people fart and dilute!