Chapter 251: Peeing Pants
"Ahh
Fan was so frightened that he rushed out of the kitchen.
At this point, everyone didn't sleep, and it was Wen Lei who came out first, but he was cautious, just pushed open the window and poked his head out.
And Fan Shiyi, who was scared half to death by the head in the bucket, ran out of the kitchen, and there was actually a head sticking out of a window, and the black light outside was blinding, she was too frightened to realize that it was from Wen Lei's room, and ran to Xu Jiao's room screaming.
Wen Lei felt inexplicable, and was just about to close the window, Wen Li opened the window, poked his head out, and asked, "Is it your mother calling?"
"Yes, my mother screamed again and ran to my sister-in-law's room. β
Wen Li scolded in a low voice: "What an unconscious stinky!"
The father and son walked out one after another, wanting to find out, and when they came out, they saw Fan Shi dragging Xu Jiao, who was standing at the door, and didn't let go, "You go to the kitchen and take a look, there is a head in the bucket!"
Wen Li turned around and went directly to the kitchen, and looked at each bucket, only one bucket had a few fish in it, where did the head come from?
"Silly, what are you crazy about?, where did you come from?!, you are really disturbing at night!" Wen Li scolded.
Xu Jiaole was so happy to see that Fan was taught a lesson, she couldn't help it, and echoed: "Yes, mother, are you old and dizzy?"
"You fart!" Fan dragged Xu Jiao to the kitchen, wanting to take them to see the human head in the bucket, but then look, only the fish were moving, where did the human head come from?
"This ......," she saw a wizened head looking at her in a bucket!
Wen Li yawned and said angrily: "Okay, go back to sleep and sleep, and get up to work tomorrow morning." β
After all, Fan was dazzled once last night, and today she said that there was a head in the bucket, but everyone saw it with their own eyes and saw nothing, which made everyone convinced that Fan was really old and dizzy.
Everyone dispersed, and Fan didn't dare to stay alone, so he hurriedly followed Wen Li's footsteps back to the room.
Trembling and lying down, Fan felt that as soon as he closed his eyes, the thin human head came to his mind, and the two hollow black eye sockets on the human head came to his mind......
Fan opened his eyes suddenly, slid off the bed like a loach and lit the lamp.
"What are you doing?" asked Wen Li, turning his head.
"I was so scared that when I closed my eyes, I couldn't sleep because I thought about what I had just seen. β
Wen Li originally thought she was wasting the oil lamp, but when she saw that Fan's face turned pale with fright, she didn't say anything more.
Fan Shi finally fell asleep in a trance and fear for most of the night, and when she was dazed, she suddenly felt a noise around her, she opened her eyes leisurely, and asked, "Who?"
The oil lamp went out at some point, and Fan was scared when he heard the wind and grass.
"Who else could it be! I'll go to the hut!"
Hearing that it was Wen Li, Fan's nerves relaxed, and he quickly fell asleep after panting.
After a while, there was another noise around him, and the quilt next to him was lifted, and someone lay down.
Fan thought it was Wen Li, but he was really sleepy, so he didn't open his eyes, just turned over and put his arm on Wen Li's body.
But just as his arm touched Wen Li's body, Fan Shi obviously felt excited, because the body under his arm was like an ice cube, and the cold was obviously abnormal.
Fan sat up suddenly, lifted the quilt suddenly, and saw a person in a black robe lying beside him through the moonlight outside, and saw that he had found the other party, and the black shadow man also showed his white teeth and let out a terrible laugh.
"Ahhhh
"Help, there's a ghost!"
"Come on!"
The eerie laughter behind him continued, and it seemed to be getting closer and closer to him.
Suddenly, the door was pushed open, and before Fan could see anyone clearly, he heard a curse: "What did you see again, you stupid old lady with dizzy eyes?
β...... Old ...... Old Wen, there are ghosts, there are ghosts lying on the bed!" Fan was out of breath, and his face was even more colorless.
Wen Li scolded and lit the lamp, only to see that there was only a messy quilt on the bed, where did the ghost come from?
Wen Li turned his head again, and saw a pool of pungent yellow water on Fan's crotch, he frowned in disgust, "You stupid woman scared yourself, you were so scared that you peed your pants!"
Fan's whole body was trembling, she wanted to speak, but her mouth was shaking and she couldn't make a sound, her eyes rolled during the trembling, and she passed out.
Outside the house, a black-robed man quickly walked under a big tree on the side of the path and said, "It's done, that woman is so scared that she pees her pants, and she is dizzy again." β
In the moonlight, I saw that the person standing under the big tree was Wen Shang, and the man in the black robe was actually the old man who appeared by the stream in the afternoon.
At this moment, another figure ran over and said, "I've done it here, and I promise that they won't live in peace tonight." β
And this person was actually a spring forest fishing by the creek in the afternoon.
Wen Shang nodded with satisfaction, took out a bag of silver and gave it to the old man, and said, "I won't come tomorrow, you continue, and you will find me when the time comes." β
The two nodded, took the money bag and left.
And Wen Shang got on the horse and galloped away.
In the past few days, he has to come every night to scare and scare Fan's family, and then go back to Pingcheng to sneak into the room at the beginning of the month, and then toss people after sleeping in the hole.
In fact, he can also directly reveal his identity and let the people from the Yamen go directly to drive the Fan family out, but Wen Shang feels that he is no longer a general when he leaves the capital, and he wants to live here ordinarily, so after thinking about it, he decided to drive the Fan family out of his home in this way.
Finally touched the room at the beginning of the month, Wen Shang took off his clothes like these days, and then clicked on the sleeping hole at the beginning of the month, and then touched the quilt, and stripped off the clothes at the beginning of the month to toss people from head to toe, and then slept comfortably.
It's just a toss and a toss, and Wen Shang doesn't dare to do it at the beginning of the month for the time being.
He thought that Vice General Tao should have received his letter, and he had already stated in the letter that he wanted Vice General Tao to come as soon as possible.
If Vice General Tao is quick to get there, he will be able to arrive in two days, even if he takes his time after dealing with the matter at hand first, he will definitely be able to arrive in about five days, right?
Wen Shang was a little anxious, the beginning of the month was full of impatience with him now, he was afraid that no matter what he said at the beginning of the month, he would not believe it, and all this was the beginning of Vice General Tao, so it should be the most appropriate for Vice Tao to explain and clarify in the future.
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It was finally dawn.
Every family spent a safe and comfortable night, but the Wen family couldn't survive from top to bottom.
First at night, Fan said that he saw the head, and then in the middle of the night, Fan woke up everyone again, and finally Fan fainted, but the family didn't know how to swim in two snakes, the snake ran into the chicken nest and bit several chickens, everyone ran up to catch the snake, and in the process of catching the snake, Fan was woken up, ran out and saw that his baby was waiting for the eldest son Jin Bang to return when the big hen was almost half bitten to death, and he was so angry that he shouted to kill the two snakes, but the snake was not killed, but he overturned the jar, and everyone finally caught the snake crawled out and bit Fan, Wen Lei hurriedly went to the next village to call the doctorγ
The snake is not very venomous, and Fan's legs are slightly swollen, but they are not life-threatening.
But everyone tossed all night, and they were exhausted, especially Xu Jiao, she was going to pretend not to hear the shout, but Wen Li personally knocked on the door and asked her to get up to help catch the snake, she was reluctantly tired all night, and her hatred for Fan deepened a little, but now she not only has no way to take Fan, but also helps Fan to decoction, and after decoction, she has to make breakfast for the family.
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At the beginning of the month, he thought that he would not come again after yelling at Wen Shang yesterday, or that he would go back to the capital by himself, but when he came out of the backyard during the lunch break and afternoon tea at noon, he saw Wen Shang at a glance.
He changed his clothes, sat leisurely in the middle of the crowd, tasting afternoon tea, and talking to everyone, as if he was already a member of Qilixiang.
At the beginning of the month, she only felt that this person was really shameless, she walked out in three or two steps, and was about to scold Wen Shang, Wen Shang actually greeted her with a smile: "After reading the account book, come and eat something, this fruit tea tastes so good, come and have a drink." β
As the saying goes, don't stretch out your hand and don't hit a smiling person, and at the beginning of the month, I couldn't scold the scolding that came to my mouth, so I only said coldly: "A pot of fruit tea is worth eight cents, and you have to give money for drinking." β
Wen Shang said: "But everyone is drinking." β
"Because they are employees here, they have worked here and contributed!"
"But I've also worked here and contributed. β
On the first day of the first month, I heard Ah Wei say: "Yes, Sister Yue, Brother Wen has been busy here all afternoon." β
At the beginning of the month, I choked again.
"Sister Yue, Brother Wen is amazing, there is a person who wants to eat the overlord meal here today, but Brother Wen scared people into throwing down the money and running away, everyone applauded Brother Wen!" Xiao He also agreed.
"Yes, yes. Everyone nodded.
Yuechu thought that he was a general, how could he go on the field to kill the enemy without three or two hits? A room of people didn't know Wen Shang's identity, so he followed the blind worship, this Ah Bi was obviously an informed, how could he follow everyone, "Yes, yes?"
Also, at the beginning of yesterday, Ah Wei drove Wen Shang out, why did it take only one morning for these people to change from "Gongzi Wen" to "Brother Wen"?
At the beginning of the month, he simply snorted, feeling a little hungry, so he sat down on the side, but he was far away from Wen.
But as soon as she sat down, Wen Shang immediately walked over and said to Songfang next to the moon: "I'll change seats with you." β
Also knowing Wen Shang's identity is Song Fang, as soon as Wen Shang opened her mouth, she immediately wanted to stand up, but Yue Yue drank directly: "Song Fang, you dare!"