Chapter 81: The Evening Festival is not guaranteed
As soon as Yang Zhaoniang stepped into the room with her front foot, she was immediately petrified, and the scene of a mess brought an unprecedented shock to Yang Zhaoniang's sister's young heart, and her jaw almost fell to the ground! The wine jars and wine bowls in the house were all over the place, and the stinking smell of wine caused Yang Zhaoniang to pinch her little nose all the time, and she almost lost her breath. There were not only wine jars and bowls on the ground, but also people lying on the ground. Yang Zhaoniang cautiously walked to the table, stepped on the bench, and there was a way to stand taller and pee farther...... Ahem, look further.
In Duan Mingyu's puzzled gaze, Yang Zhaoniang looked at the drunk crowd, Xie Xiande, Xu Zuye, and Wang Aiqing on the other side and counted with her little fingers, "One, two, three, four......"
"Alas, there are really seven people who have been poisoned by you, and you are so ruthless!" Yang Zhaoniang said that she was very helpless, and her eyes couldn't stop rolling. Obviously, there are not a few people who have the same purpose as themselves, and getting drunk Duan Mingyu is obviously a wrong decision, seeing the tragic scene, Yang Zhaoniang can't help but feel a burst of sadness in her heart. This flute green seems to have a lot of wine! Look at what they are all drunk, and visually see that seven people have already put on eight indecent poses (there are serious problems with calculation ability), there are looking up to the sky and howling, there are burying headaches and crying, there are mad dogs gnawing mud, there are old men pushing carts, there are Guanyin... Ahem... In short, it's all kinds of weird, and so on.
Where did Sister Zhao Niang think that the truth is that this guy has no character at all, if this is in the future generations, he would have been kicked out of the team a long time ago, cough cough, although Duan Mingyu thinks that the amount of alcohol is good, but he can't withstand this powerful sea of people offensive, while drinking, he has already secretly forced the alcohol out of seventy-seven-eighty-eight, (for specific details, let's make do with the scene of Duan Yu and Qiao Feng fighting wine in Tianlong Babu) Even so, Duan Mingyu was still a little dizzy and couldn't help himself. After gently rubbing his temples, Duan Mingyu said vaguely: "Is it possible that you girl, do you want to get drunk and sprinkle your family?"
"Brother Mingyu, do you really have to go? Deal...... It's a big deal that Zhao Niang will eat less sugar gourd in the future! Yang Zhaoniang gritted her little tiger teeth, looking like she was in pain, and she seemed to have made such a miserable concession with great determination.
Duan Mingyu shook his head and sighed leisurely, this girl, hey, always thought that sugar gourd was the top priority in life, Duan Mingyu looked at the human flesh pads all over the ground, looked at Yang Zhaoniang with a face of true feelings, and felt a heartfelt warmth in her heart, in this life, what more could you ask for!
Yang Zhaoniang looked at Duan Mingyu shaking her head and sighing again, she couldn't help but be disappointed, gritted her teeth, stomped her feet, and suddenly leaked domineeringly, shocking Duan Mingyu and retreating, stunned, "Old lady won't eat sugar gourds in the future, now you are satisfied, don't go, don't go, in short, don't go!" After speaking, he rushed into Duan Mingyu's arms with his teeth and claws, and cried out with a "wow".
Duan Mingyu rubbed Yang Zhaoniang's little head, "Zhaoniang, there are some things that you don't understand when I say it, people will more or less encounter some hurdles that they can't overcome in this life, but in your lifetime, don't do something that you will regret for the rest of your life." ”
Yang Zhaoniang raised her head, her cheeks were stained with tears, and she looked at Duan Mingyu as if she didn't understand, her shoulders twitched, and she couldn't stop shaking.
Duan Mingyu said lovingly: "Okay, go back and sleep obediently!"
Yang Zhaoniang walked back very reluctantly, walked a few steps, suddenly turned her head, and said to Duan Mingyu: "Then you promise me first, you must ...... Be sure to come back safely. ”
"Okay, I promise you, I will come back safely." Duan Mingyu said with a calm face.
"Really? You can't lie to me. ”
"Really." Duan Mingyu nodded on the surface, but added in his heart, he really lied to you.
After Yang Zhaoniang got a satisfactory answer, her mood suddenly improved a lot, and she ran out of the door in a hurry.
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Luo Hou shook his head, "I really don't know how Gongzi did it, is he not drunk with a thousand cups?" ”
Zheng Yingying outlined a charming smile on her face, "The son has mellow internal skills, a man like you who drinks so much, is here to kill one by one, and two to kill a pair!" Zheng Yingying had already seen that something was wrong, why did everyone only enter but not leave, I was afraid that they would be poured down by Duan Mingyu.
Luo Hou shuddered, it was just a fight for wine, and he actually said it as if he was playing with his life, thinking of the scene when Zheng Yingying chased Duan Mingyu to the point of being incomplete, Luo Hou couldn't help but leave a cold sweat, this woman is cruel, she is definitely not a good type!
Where did Zheng Yingying think of a sentence that made Luo Hou unable to resist, and almost vomited blood to death, thinking of the funny scene of Yang Zhaoniang dragging a huge wine jar in, she couldn't help but cover her lips lightly and smiled. Beautiful, even more beautiful when she laughs, this Zheng Yingying is really much more attractive than ordinary women, but it is not something that her three-plate axe can subdue, Luo Hou glanced at this female demon who didn't shake the murderer, and it seemed that only her own son could barely get into the eyes of the law. Alas, even if he is a handsome man who is suave, loved by everyone, and blooms in flowers, in the face of this woman who has brought disaster to the country and the people, he is not sure at all, Luo Hou thought evilly, "Ahem, Miss Zheng, I don't know why you are laughing?" Laughing so obscenely, Luo Hou added in his heart.
"Hehe, the little woman is wondering, Sister Zhaoniang, has she been spit up and down by the son at this moment, and her eyes are straight." Zheng Yingying said jokingly, and then yawned, lazy and gorgeous, since Luo Hou was stupid.
"Ahem, let's go to the cellar first, and I'll go back when I go!" The ancestors were stilted, didn't they just peep at it, such a hidden expression could actually be discovered by this female devil, under Zheng Yingying's fierce gaze, Luo Hou hurriedly changed the topic, turned around and prepared to smear oil on the soles of his feet, and escaped.
"Stop!" Zheng Yingying's cold voice sounded behind Luo Hou, and Luo Hou only felt that his legs were weak, and he couldn't take a step. Obediently, if the old man Yang Yanguang is not there, no one can control this girl, but this woman is the number one master here, and she draws her sword to kill people at every turn, even if Luo Hou kills countless people in the army, he can't give birth to the slightest disobedient thought, "I don't know...... Girl, what do you command? Luo Hou asked cautiously, for fear of disagreeing with each other, if this chick plays a game of dripping wax oil, in the case that she has no power to resist, the body of the boy who has been guarding like jade for many years will be lost.
PS: On the first day of the strong push, the brothers have to give it a try, collect it first, and then cast flowers, wow!!