Chapter 3 Long live the emperor, I want to hug my thighs
The palace is magnificent.
Zhang Ruoxu followed behind Xu Jingzong.
Some cautiously.
After all.
This is Datang.
If you're not careful, you'll be killed.
Are you afraid of death?
Hehe......
Finally.
Came to the outside of a large hall.
"The sage gave an order, and Xu Mingfu quickly brought Xiangrui into the hall." A neutral voice came from the mouth of a waiter next to him.
Zhang Ruoxu glanced at the other party.
This eunuch is too powerful, right?
What about the good male duck voice and sissy?
Then, he hurriedly followed Xu Jingzong to the hall.
Now.
The main hall was already waiting for someone.
Sitting at the front of the head is a person wearing a red robe, it is the Tang Emperor Li Shimin, and there are many middle-aged people wearing purple robes and fish belts standing beside him.
I think it should be an important minister of the court.
"Minister, Xu Jingzong, has seen a saint."
Xu Jingzong hurriedly bowed forward.
"The boy has seen a saint."
Zhang Ruoxu bowed forward in the same way.
"Sure enough, it's auspicious!" The emperor sitting in the first place showed a trace of amazement on his face and said: "This person is really not like the people in my world!" ”
"What a fierce general!"
"There are still such tall and mighty people in the world."
"The reincarnation of the ancient giant is nothing more than that!"
"This person must have the ability to drive away wolves and devour tigers."
"It's really auspicious."
"The remnants of the ancient Fengfeng clan are also."
“……”
The people next to him also spoke.
It's amazing.
How can a person grow so tall?
"Your Majesty, although this person is tall, he is not auspicious." Right now.
A thin old man stepped forward.
Dark and thin, if you look closely, you are no different from the old farmers who are often exposed to the sun and rain in the fields.
"Oh?" The emperor looked at him, smiled slightly, and asked, "According to what Wei Qing saw, what is he?" ”
"People too." The thin old man said.
"Say, 'What are you?' The emperor looked at Zhang Ruoxu and asked.
"The saint said that I am auspicious, I am auspicious, and the saint said that I am human, I am human." Zhang Ruoxu hurriedly said.
You are the Emperor.
It's up to you.
"Hahaha......" When the emperor heard this, he laughed: "Miaozai, Miaozai, you are both human and auspicious." ”
"What the saints said is true." Zhang Ruoxu hurriedly said.
Datang's biggest thigh!
hugged him, he would not worry about eating and drinking in the future, and he would be able to find a miracle doctor to treat him.
"Hmph, a flattering man, a complete villain!" The old black man couldn't help it, and stood up and pointed at Zhang Ruoxu, his face full of anger.
"If you don't learn well at a young age, but you can't catch it with your hands, haven't you been taught loyalty, filial piety, righteousness, benevolence, courtesy, wisdom and faith?"
"People who pretend to be gods and ghosts are not good people to think of!"
“……”
Zhang Ruoxu was very depressed.
What the hell, did Lao Tzu offend you?
If it weren't for the fine tradition of respecting the old and loving the young, Lao Tzu would have beaten you down, do you believe it or not?
"This old man, have I offended you?" Zhang Ruoxu couldn't help asking.
"Naturally, you didn't offend the old man, but the matter of eating the king, the matter of loyalty to the king, since you came in, only promised, in addition to flattery, or lucky, fortunately you are just a concubine, if you are an important minister of the court, I am afraid that the world is in danger." The old man said.
When Zhang Ruoxu heard this, he immediately quit.
Lao Tzu didn't offend you, you just saw that Lao Tzu was unhappy, and then you wanted to suppress Lao Tzu.
Who do you think you are?
"Dare I ask who you are?" Zhang Ruoxu asked.
"I'm Wei Xuancheng!" The old man said.
Zhang Ruo was humbly shocked, and then wanted to order himself a song "Cool and Cool".
Wei Xuancheng Wei Zheng!
This black old man turned out to be Wei Zheng.
Datang's first troll.
I can't afford to provoke it.
"Humph! Why don't you speak? Did I say yes? Wei Zheng was a little reluctant, and said: "If you are young and don't learn anything, you can't learn anything, and your figure is different from ordinary people, so you call it auspicious!" ”
"Your Majesty, as the Son of Heaven, should govern the world with talents, reduce the people's endowment, recruit fewer people's husbands, let the people have a time to cultivate, strengthen management, and rule the country with Confucianism......"
“……”
"Instead of pinning the safety of the world on the ethereal auspiciousness!"
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