Rats have skin, but people have no etiquette
At this time, Lin Qi was in Xuanhu Pass and came to accompany Ye Linyuan.
A few days ago, he was too arrogant in the cavalry camp, and was learned by Xiahou Mu, and in a fit of anger, he was demoted to a military Sima and sent to the border of Xuanhu Pass.
Before leaving, Xiong Ba came to see him off: "General Lin, you are good at everything, but you are too arrogant!" Brother, I don't have any skills, just a pimple of flesh, and I will be useful in the future, with a word! ”
"I'm afraid you won't dare to help me in the future!" Lin Qi smiled bitterly, turned around and got on the horse and left.
Xiong Ba behind him was stunned in place, "In this world, there are no people and things I am afraid of!" "Lin Qi is good, this friend can be made, Xiong Ba thought silently in his heart, and then returned to the camp.
Xiahou Mu has always guarded against Ye Linyuan, who would have thought that as soon as Xiahou Wuyue was transferred, Lin Qi couldn't help but buy people's hearts, and it only took one day, which made Xiahou Mu very angry. He had been in business for eight years to run these soldiers, and he bought seven or five sheep and a cart of wine.
How can this keep him from being angry!
"Now it's good! Are you kid happy? We're both trapped in this Xuanhu Pass! Ye Linyuan looked gloating, leaning on the top of the city and looking at Lin Qi.
Lin Qi looked north of Xuanhu Pass: "If you go eight hundred miles here, you can see that crazy woman!" "Or I'll meet her!
"You can go, she was here last time, and I gave her a pot of boiled intestines!" Ye Linyuan is now trying his best to tease Lin Qi, he hasn't seen him for a long time, and let Lao Tzu suffer alone in this bitter cold place. I'm going to have to taunt him for a while today.
"You met, but on the day of the first snow of this year, at noon on the 28th of last month?" Lin Qi suddenly looked at Ye Linyuan very seriously, wanting to confirm one thing.
Ye Linyuan looked surprised, this guy doesn't have the skill of divination, this time is completely right, it was indeed the twenty-eighth noon of last month, and I saw cold snow on the lake.
"How do you know in such detail?" A cold sweat broke out on Ye Linyuan's back, this thing was too unbelievable.
"I was enjoying the snow in the yard that day, and suddenly I sneezed, two! I guess there are only two of you who scold me in this world! Lin Qi seemed to have confirmed some big secret.
"By the way, I scolded you that day, did you ever sneeze!" Lin Qi continued to ask Ye Linyuan.
Ye Linyuan recalled the fierce sneeze that day, and felt a chill in his heart, and he didn't want to say a word to Lin Qi! Leave with your hands down, stay away from this unfortunate thing, this thing is poisonous.
"Hey! What are you going? Did you sneeze or not? Behind him, Lin Qi was still asking. Ye Linyuan tightened his collar and strode away pretending not to hear.
In the next few days, the two of them had nothing to do, and often went out fishing and hunting, and the most Lin Qi said in the past few days was "Did you sneeze that day!" But after asking for a few days, Lin Qi also knew it in his heart.
This thing must have sneezed too, so that's why this reaction!
There are two black ice caves on the lake, and the two of them are fishing with one rod and one rod, and they have gained a lot since Lin Qi came, and Lin Qi is better than Ye Linyuan can fish. After all, Lin Qi is a child of a poor family. When I was a child, I couldn't eat meat, so I went to the edge of the warehouse water to fish by myself. At this time, the fish basket was already full of fatty lake fish, but on Ye Linyuan's side, there were still two.
"Look at your little ability, there are only two of them after fishing in the morning, and if you are like this, no one will serve you, and sooner or later you will starve yourself to death!" Lin Qi glanced at Ye Linyuan's fish basket and commented with disdain.
"Twenty-five or six lad! Speak well, don't talk to my mother! Ye Linyuan replied, scolding Lin Qiyi crookedly in his heart.
"Ahh Lin Qi sneezed inexplicably, looked up at Ye Linyuan very seriously: "Are you scolding me?" ”
"Heaven and earth conscience, I am by your side!"
"Don't have it in your heart?"
"Nope!"
Looking back at the geese in the rain, this guy is lying on a sheepskin blanket basking in the winter sun, sleeping soundly!
"Leng Xue, you bastard!" Lin Qi suddenly pointed to the sky and roared, startling the geese in the rain to get up, and pulled out the sword on his waist with a "cang", but saw that there was no one around, and the birds were startled. Look at Lin and Ye, the sword was sheathed again, and they fell asleep and changed to a more comfortable position.
"Inexplicable!"
Ye Linyuan, who was on the side, looked at Lin Qi's actions and was completely stupid! The brain is making up the scene of this guy scolding himself in the small courtyard of Cangzhou.
"It's more than 800 miles to Yunzhou City, and it will take four or five days to get there, otherwise I will have to ask the crazy woman if she has sneezed!" Lin Qi buried his head and continued to fish!
Ye Linyuan was completely confused!
"Who am I? Where am I? What am I doing? ”
"General Lin is back, there is meat to eat!" Seeing the three horsemen from a distance, the soldiers began to shout, initially shouting "General Ye", but after "General Lin" came, they could eat more meat, so everyone began to call "General Lin." ”
Ye Linyuan, who was on the side, blushed and muttered in his heart.
Since the army arrived at Xuanhu Pass, Yunzhou has retreated to Tianhe County, and there are many people here, and Leng Xue chooses to avoid its edge.
A few miles within the Xuanhu Pass, there is a small town, and there are dozens of farmers in the town, plowing in spring and hunting in winter. No matter who occupies the Xuanhu Pass, they live their lives with peace of mind, rob their food, they plant again, rob their prey, and they fight again! One day the war will be peaceful, and one day they will live a stable life.
But since the arrival of a general named Long Jiu, their lives have become miserable. This Long Jiu is one of the three brothers of the Long family in Cheung Chau. The one with the most perverse temperament. A body of martial arts is so-so, the person looks very arrogant, and when he came to the border pass, he brought a lot of female dependents, and it has only been a few months, and there are only a few left who were killed by him.
I had nothing to do, so I went to the town of Kannai to find the little girl from the farmer's house. Whoever dared to resist was beheaded by him. This is what happened today. From the entrance of the town all the way to the depths, as long as there were young women in the family, they were all tied up by him, and in a few hours, he killed more than 100 people. There were more than 70 families in the town, and half of them were killed by him.
When Ye Linyuan and Lin Qi came back, they happened to see Long Jiu and his party, escorting dozens of young girls into the camp. When they asked about the situation, the two were furious.
"How can it be!"
couldn't help but say, Lin Qi and Yan Ce in the rain stepped forward immediately, and they were about to take people, and dozens of guards on the left and right saw that the situation was not right, and protected Long Jiu behind them.
"General Ben has been fighting with the lord for many years, Ye Linyuan, you are so bold, dare to take me?" Long Jiu's tone was very arrogant, and he didn't take Lin Qi and the rain goose in his eyes at all.
"As a general, he killed innocents indiscriminately and robbed people's daughters! Even the king of heaven can't protect you today! After speaking, he pulled out the long knife at his waist and stepped forward.
Lin Qiyu and the wild geese also pulled out their blades and rushed forward. The three of them have the courage to be unstoppable, and the blades in the hands of Lin and Yu are made of dark iron, and dozens of guards are cut down to the ground by dividing them by two. The rest of Long Jiu looked at the eyes of the three of them that were spewing with anger, only to realize that something bad had happened. These three people really dared to do it.
In the rain, the goose stepped forward, kicked Long Jiu to the ground, stepped on Long Jiu's head, stepped his face deep into the snowdrift, looked up and asked, "Kill or not?" ”
There were many soldiers around, looking at this scene, no one spoke, they were Xiahou Mu's soldiers, but Ye Linyuan treated them better in the past few months! Besides, this Long Jiu acted viciously and heinously, and it was not a pity to die. Wouldn't it be nice to kill them?
However, it was not so easy to kill Long Jiu, at this time, Ye Linyuan and Lin Qi were in a very bad situation, if they killed Long Jiu again, they would probably not want to go back to Cangzhou for the rest of their lives.
Xiahou Yan appeared at the right time with a team of people. At a glance, there were no dead or wounded, all of them were cut, and no lives were injured. Look at the dozens of little girls who were kidnapped, the youngest was only eleven or twelve years old. Xiahou Yan is also a family man, and he has long been unaccustomed to Long Jiu's virtues, and this time he is killing people and robbing people's daughters, which makes him very angry.
"General Ye thinks that this matter should be dealt with?" Xiahou Yan is not a fool, he has the final say here, but in front of so many soldiers on the surface, he still has to give Ye Linyuan, the commander of the light pole, a little face!
"Why don't you cut it?" Ye Linyuan asked Xiahou in an inquiring tone. He knew that this vice president was not here to be a deputy general, guarding Xuanhu Pass was the first priority, and watching himself was secondary.
"It's naturally not appropriate to cut it, it's not easy for the Lord to explain it!" Xia Hou looked thoughtful, looking very headache, and didn't know how to punish him.
"Do you want to be castrated?" Lin Qi suggested on the side!
"Lin Qi, you calf, Lao Tzu and you are incompatible!" Long Jiu suddenly raised his head and scolded Lin Qi!
"Honestly lying on your stomach!" In the rain, the goose stepped Long Jiu's head into the snow with a fierce kick, and Long Jiu's mouth and nose spurted blood with such force! Lying motionless on the snow.
"I think it's better to cut it, the soldier can be killed, and besides, the lord is a righteous man and a gentleman, how can he tolerate his subordinates committing such beastly acts!" Ye Linyuan suddenly became inexplicably angry, and his words were sour.
What happens if it is chopped? Xiahou Mu definitely wouldn't kill him, for the sake of a Long Jiu, he wouldn't do such a stupid thing. He regards himself as a gentleman, and he will not embarrass the Ye family in the city. In this way, it seems that this man can really kill!
Will the two people in the city, Long Wu and Long Xiao embarrass their families, one is a general, and the other is a strategist beside Xiahou Mu. If Long Wu slashed dozens of Ye Linyuan's family with a knife, Xiahou Mu would not blame him.
So, you still can't kill!
"Naturally, you can't cut it, General Long has killed the enemy with the lord for several years, and he has countless achievements, how can he say that he will be killed!" Xiahou's attitude is very clear, people can't be killed, especially if he's still here, he can't be killed, if he is not there, he will be killed, and he is not present. Now that he is here, of course he can't die, and after he kills Long Jiu and goes back, he won't be able to explain to Long Wu.
"Then leave it to the lord to deal with it personally!" After Ye Linyuan finished speaking, he left, he also figured it out, this person, he can't kill it!
"Hahaha! You three wait for me! Long Jiu got up from the snowdrift, his face covered in blood and hideous, and he laughed wildly and threatened the three of them.
Lin Qi looked at Long Jiu's appearance and wanted to cut him down with one sword!
If people have no ceremony, what is it to not die?
Inside the big tent, Ye Linyuan was lying on the handsome chair, and he didn't look like a coach at all. Lin Qi sat on the handsome case with his back to him and thought about things. In the rain, the goose sat on the side, picked up the wine cup and licked it. It looks very dignified.
"Why do you always kill women, you say, kid?" Lin Qibai was puzzled and asked.
"It is estimated that the mother died early, lacked maternal love, and held a grudge against women?" Ye Linyuan was too lazy to study these, and responded to Lin Qi casually.
"Goose in the rain!" Lin Qi suddenly called the name of the goose in the rain seriously!
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"You go and spread a word so that everyone in the army knows!"
"What's the news!"
"Let's just say that Long Jiu's life root is very small, and the female dependents he has seen laugh at him, so he killed all the female dependents around him, and then went to rob the people's daughters!" Lin Qi looked at the geese in the rain with a wicked smile!
"What's the use of spreading such frivolous rumors?" The geese in the rain are puzzled!
"We can't kill him, but the people can kill him!"
"I have to let the people of Cangzhou City know, and let the whole world know! Let Xiahou Mu kill him! Lin Qi continued to laugh evilly!
Three days later, this rumor spread in the camp, and no one knew who started it, but everyone thought it was true, and Long Jiu was escorted back to Cangzhou.
Spread on Cangzhou. Long Jiu is a person who is extravagant, robbing the people's daughters and killing the people. The ladies around him laughed at him for being too small, and he killed all the ladies in a fit of rage. These contents have long been transmitted to Cangzhou City in the letters exchanged by the soldiers, and when Long Jiu was escorted back to Cangzhou, it was even more popular with the people of the city. "Look at this "villain!" "Rotten apples and rotten vegetable leaves were thrown across the street, and when Long Jiu arrived at the General's Mansion, he was full of smell.
An arrogant face, now only hideous!
If you want to win the world, you must win the hearts of the people, and now even your own people are spitting on Long Jiu, which was originally a military affair, but now it is in an uproar, and the people from Xuanhu Pass have personally told people about Long Jiu's crimes, and the evidence is conclusive. Long Jiu's evil deeds in Xuanhu Pass that day were described word for word. and all fell into the ears of the people.
"The last general knows that he is wrong, please be merciful to the Lord!" Long Jiuwu, who was kneeling below, threw himself to the ground, and only said this, the hall fell silent, no one spoke, and even his two elder brothers couldn't open their mouths to plead.
If this person is not killed, how can he take the world? Who can believe him! This matter is self-evident, above the main hall, no one spoke, even Xiahou Mu didn't bother to pay attention to him!
"Tomorrow, I will be escorted to the entrance of the vegetable market and beheaded to show the public!" After saying that, he turned and left.
The people above the hall said to the two brothers of the Long family such as "festival mourning", they knew that they would stay by their side, and they could still take care of it and send it to such a far place, what did they experience? The sky is high and the Yellow Emperor is far away, who can control him. Now it's okay, let's play to death!
Long Jiu, who was lying in the hall, never raised his head, and at this time he was covered in cold sweat and collapsed to the ground! Listening to the crowd disperse, listening to the footsteps approaching, slowly raising his head, he was already in tears.
"Second brother, save me!" Holding Long Xiao's leg and crying bitterly, once something happens, as long as you find the second brother, you can resolve it safely, and if you find the eldest brother Long Wu, you will inevitably have a meal of flesh and skin.
"Hey! What should I do to save you? My stupid brother! "Long Xiao is very tired at the moment, this unsuccessful thing finally caused a big disaster.
The five weapons of the dragon are very high, the dragon walks and the tiger walks, and he doesn't even look at Long Jiu, this thing that is not a weapon, no matter how many times he fights, it is not a weapon. Passing by, he just said: "When you get over there, don't be so arrogant!" ”
Over there, which side is it? Below?
On the second day, at noon, at the entrance of the vegetable market, Long Jiu was beheaded, and when he cut off his head, Long Jiu had a cloth bag on his head, and he didn't take it off until he was chopping. The knife and axe hand raised and fell, the human head rolled a foot away, and several vicious dogs ran from nowhere and ran away with their heads in their mouths.
Blood spurted all over the ground, staining the ground red.
After the execution, the corpse was handed over to the coffin shop in the city to be resolved, but the hand that collected the corpse was cheap, and he opened Long Jiu's pants and took a look, so another rumor spread in the city.
"It's not Long Jiu who died!"
No one knows if Long Jiu is dead or not, with his second brother here, it is still very easy to save his life. It's just that when this rumor reached Xiahou Mu's ears, things were completely different.
He began to get sick, the disease that all superiors would commit, "suspicion"! If the brothers of the Long family really disobeyed their orders and secretly changed people, then this matter was done by Long Xiao, or by Long Wu, or by the two brothers together. Dare to steal beams and change pillars today, and hide from the world! Tomorrow, will you dare to usurp power and seize the throne! These two people are both powerful people, Xiahou Mu's soldiers are all controlled by the Long family, thinking of this, Xiahou Mu was scared out of a cold sweat by himself.
Thousands of precautions, home thieves are difficult to prevent!
So Xiahou Mu made the second stupid decision in his life, recalled Xiahou Yan, and said: "Xiahou is angry and meritorious, he is the general of the left, and he leads 100,000 soldiers in Cangzhou!" "He also drove the two brothers of the Long family to Wanzhou, and this time they are like Long Deyuan, two brothers, one has a strategy, and the other can lead the troops. Wancheng has an army of 200,000, led by Xiahou Mu's uncle Xiahou Haoyue, Xiahou Mu is very relieved, and it is the safest for Xiahou Mu to hand over the Long family brothers to him.
But he ignored one point, who will be sent to Xuanhu Pass! If there is no one in that place, Ye Linyuan and Lin Qi will play a new set of tricks sooner or later, and it shouldn't be, Xiahou Mu sent Xiong Ba! and added another thousand relatives to Xiong Ba.
The first stupid decision Xiahou Mu made was to send Lin Qi to Xuanhu Pass, because he didn't know that Lin Qi and the crazy woman in Yunzhou were inextricably linked.
Xiahou Wuyue and Xiahou Haoyue are both Xiahou Mu's uncles, both of them are scholarly families, and they have some strategies and knowledge, but neither of them is a person in the army, and it is not as good as Xiahou to lead troops to fight. And Xiahou Yan is very different from Long Wu. Long Wu can command 500,000 troops, and Xiahou Yan can command 50,000 troops at most, such a huge army, food and grass are important considerations, and all kinds of troop arrangements are not something he can control. Over the years, he was only responsible for receiving orders to rush and kill, how to deploy troops, where to fight first, how to fight, where to camp, how to fight, these all require a lot of experience, but the experience he has accumulated has not yet been able to lead these 100,000 soldiers.
The arrival of Xiong Ba made Lin Qi very happy. I didn't expect that a small Long Jiu could cause such a big change.
"The Lord said, the purpose of my coming here is to watch the two of you, if you have a different heart, you can cut it first!" Xiong Ba gnawed on the meat while unscrupulously revealing Xiahou Mu's explanation to him in the big tent.
"You fool! Can you tell us about this kind of thing? Lin Qi also nibbled on the mutton and glanced at Xiong Ba!
"Long Jiu, that kid is even more arrogant than you, it is rumored in the city that he is not dead, the lord even protects this kind of person, I might as well follow you!" Xiong Ba continued, his mouth full of meat, and the sound of the urn was so angry that he couldn't hear it clearly.
"What, did the Long family brother offend you?" Lin Qi likes to listen to the gossip inside Xiahou, this guy has a backlash in his heart!
"Brothers of the Long family, it is indeed extraordinary, after generations of generals, especially that Long Wu, he is a rare handsome talent, as for Long Xiao, this person is thoughtful, knowledgeable, and strategic, if it is not for the age limit, I am afraid that it is not the day that follows the master." Xiong Ba took a sip of wine and finished a long paragraph in one go!
"Who are you learning from this?" Lin Qi was surprised.
"I thought I was a fool when I was big!" Xiong Ba has a proud face, I can see what you little clever ghosts can see!
"It seems that the last one will misjudge you before!" Lin Qi is an apology!
Xiong Ba rubbed his beard and accepted it happily!
"You're a tsundere fool!" Immediately afterwards, Lin Qi added.
"Poof!" In the account, Ye Linyuan and the wild goose in the rain both squirted the wine in their mouths, coughed twice, and then pretended to be calm, wiped their mouths, and held back their laughter.