Chen Muzi didn't appear in these chapters, brush up his sense of existence, and tell you about me and him when we were children.

Chen Muzi's actual age is three years older than me, but my mental age is more than 500 years older than him.

So sometimes I even feel that Chen Muzi was brought up by me, and I have always regarded him as my son.

Don't look at Chen Muzi's current appearance like a dog, he was a crybaby when he was a child, and I actually disdain to play with him, so I often bully... Ahem, it's not bullying, it's the education of love, just like the old mother disciplines a naughty child, and gives him a loving education.

In the past few years, he has grown taller and stronger, and his mouth has become sharper, and he can finally compete with me, but as long as my eyes stand, Chen Muzi's physique of more than 1.8 meters has to tremble three times, which is the trembling from the depths of his soul.

It also stems from the profound teachings I gave him as a child.

Therefore, if you want to tame a person, you have to start with a doll.

As for the method, my experience is that words are the main thing, and then supplemented by example.

To put it bluntly, if you don't obey, you will be beaten, if you don't accept it, you will be beaten twice, and if you don't accept it, you will add another meal, even if he is an iron pestle, I can beat him into an embroidery needle.

In fact, I have always suspected that Chen Muzi is a masochist, because the more I beat him, the more he rushes upside down, if I just beat him yesterday, he will definitely come to me with a swollen eye bubble the next day, so I have always been happy to beat him, until the past few years, I really can't beat him, so I give up.

I get along with Chen Muzi in a very harmonious way, I beat him, he never fought back, at most he protected his face, and never rushed with me.

The only time we had a cold fight when we were so old was when I kicked him off a tree.

He said he felt I had betrayed him.

He said, you can ride on me and beat me, hit me, pinch me, scratch me, bite me, scold me, I won't be angry, but you can't kick me in my back.

I hold his glass heart?

I, Chen Fengming, have never been accustomed to stinky problems.

So he doesn't come to me, I don't go to him, I should eat and play.

Later, his little maid came to me first and begged me to go and see his little prince, saying that his little prince covered himself in the quilt and secretly cried, and he had not eaten or drunk for a whole day.

I was holding a pork knuckle in my hand, and I was chewing on the fat while telling her, "You can't die without eating for a day."

The next day, the little maid came again, kneeling on the ground and crying to death, and Fei pulled me to see Chen Muzi.

I was so annoyed that I said angrily: "When will he die, when will I go to see him again, so bad brother and sister, he is willing to die, I will spare some effort to bury him, but you have to tell him, tell him to stagger the meal and die, don't delay my meal." If he has a breath left, don't bother me anymore. ”

On the third day, Chen Muzi came to me by himself.

This kid used to be white and fat, like a white-faced bun, but after three days of not seeing him, he wilted and became a frosted eggplant.

In fact, in the end, I am still at fault, but I am used to being domineering in front of him, so I am willing to bow my head and submit to softness easily.

I stalked my neck, hugged my arms, shook Erlang's legs, and hummed a little tune in my mouth, deliberately pretending not to care.

Chen Muzi lowered his head and clapped his hands, with a humble appearance, as if he was the one who did something wrong.

"I..." Chen Muzi opened his mouth, and tears fell cracklingly.

I was actually a little soft-hearted, but I still had a hard mouth, and said to him coldly: "Let's not play together in the future." ”

Chen Muzi raised his head and cried, "Why? ”

I thought about it for a moment and replied, "You're so crying, I'm annoyed."

Chen Muzi immediately silenced his voice and sniffed carefully.

I racked my brains, "You eat chicken thighs with chopsticks, I like to grasp them with my hands, we are not suitable to play together." ”

"I can change it, and I will use my hands to grasp it in the future."

I started playing the scoundrel, "I don't want to play with you, the apple you handed me last time didn't peel." ”

"In the future, I will peel the apples, cut them, peel the bananas, take out the pomegranate seeds one by one, put them on a plate, and then give them to you."

The kid did it, and it's a good habit that continues to this day.

In fact, I had no temper at that time, but I was in a hurry to get to the point, if I was deflated now, I was afraid that I would not be able to hold him from now on, so I raised my anger, crossed my waist, and yelled at him: "Anyway, I just don't play with you, you quickly disappear from the eyes of the old lady, be careful that I beat off your front teeth!" ”

Chen Muzi's tears fell again, he trembled and pointed to my nose and said, "You, you, don't let me see you again in the future, I, I see you once, I, I'll fight..."

I took a step forward, widened my eyes and asked, "What do you do when you see me?!" ”

Chen Muzi was immediately stunned, he dragged his crying voice and muttered in a low voice, "I, I will let you beat you once when I see you." ”

I was angry and scolded: "Get out!" ”

Chen Muzi covered his face and ran away crying.

Many years later, looking back on the past, I finally truly understood what it means to be favored, and those who are favored have nothing to fear.

I thought that Chen Muzi would definitely break off my friendship that time, and he would not come to me again in the future, so I was a little sad for a while, and I missed two taels for dinner.

Who would have thought that he would appear at the door of my yard again the next day.

I spent all my time squatting in the yard playing with grasshoppers, and I didn't look at him.

Chen Muzi trembled and moved from the door to me.

At that time, I was already thinking about how I could not lose my demeanor, but also make peace with him, and show my generosity and bearing.

Chen Muzi took out an oily paper bag from his arms, and then opened the paper bag, and there were two oily chicken drumsticks lying inside.

He grabbed one of the drumsticks with his hand, nibbled on it, and then said to me, "I can eat the drumsticks with my hands now." ”

Chen Muzi has a habit of cleanliness and obsessive-compulsive disorder, the small handkerchief in his arms is always folded into a square, and it is clean with soap, even if the clothes are a little wrinkled, I have to run back to the house immediately to change them, I have always been a big grin to sit anywhere, he can't, he would rather stand and break his legs, and resolutely will not sit on the ground.

I used to tell him that chicken thighs are only fragrant when you grasp them with your hands, and chicken thighs that are picked up with chopsticks are soulless chicken thighs. But he felt that grabbing the greasy chicken leg with his butt-rubbing hand was simply a frenzied act.

Cut, I'm a good boy who washes his mouth in the morning and cleans his hands when he drows.

Chen Muzi swallowed a chicken leg in three or two bites, and I could see that he endured nausea before he vomited.

When he had finished eating, he handed me another chicken leg on top of the oiled paper wrapper.

I didn't.

Mainly, I had too much to eat for breakfast, and I couldn't eat anything else.

Chen Muzi's tears swirled in his eyes, he wiped his eyes with his sleeve, and said, "I don't cry, I didn't cry." ”

It was so pitiful to see him that I had to say, "I'm just full, and I don't want to eat now."

"Then you can eat this." He took out a paper bag from his arms, and when I opened it, it was a large bag of peeled melon seeds.

"I didn't ask anyone else to help, I peeled them one by one, and I peeled them all night."

As soon as he came in, I saw that his thumb was wrapped in gauze, and there were dots of blood stains on the gauze, which turned out to be peeled from melon seeds.

Chen Muzi continued: "I'm not angry with you anymore. ”

I snorted.

He immediately changed his words, "Don't be angry with me. ”

"Well, I've decided to forgive you."

"Really ?!!!"

I nodded vigorously.

"Great." Chen Muzi looked at me with teary eyes, "Woo woo, woo woo, hiccup, woo, hiccup... Hiccup..."