Kang Jingguo, in the thirteenth year of the summer calendar, accompanied by a rooster crow, I fell to the ground.

My mother thought that the resounding rooster crow was a good omen, so she named me Chen Fengming.

My mother is a maid in the Qiwang Mansion, no name or surname, she burns a fire in the kitchen, and there is no master to give her a name, she was sold into the house in the spring, so everyone calls her Chunniang.

Chen Yuanshou, the king of Qi, is my father.

Hey, it's not something to boast about, this King Qi has more than a dozen concubines in addition to the original princess, he and my mother completely forgot about her fire girl after a night of Spring Festival, my so-called daughter of the palace, hehe, just a name, a huge palace, from top to bottom, no one takes our mother as a dish.

If the woman who has no name in the house is lucky to be the king, ahhh I really hate the word Linxing, and what kind of luck is it, it is clear that it has been eight lifetimes of mold, in other words, if any maid in the house is unlucky to be taken by the prince, she will generally be fed the child avoidance medicine by the grandmother in the house afterwards, and my mother also drank it back then, but unfortunately I am strong and strong, and I survived.

Although I survived and grew up healthy to the age of thirteen, it was a little embarrassing because my master was not the master, and the identity of the subordinate was not the subordinate, so the people in the house have always been transparent to me.

In this Qi Wangfu, the master of the real card doesn't want to see me, and the minions with high eyebrows and low eyes look down on me, so it stands to reason that I should live a very aggrieved life.

But! I don't hold a grudge, because I can't sell well if I get cheap!

In fact, I was originally a red-bellied golden pheasant who had practiced in Mangdang Mountain for five hundred years.

The days in the mountains are lonely and boring, I am really bored, those immortal predecessors who have cultivated into human form often tell me interesting stories in the world, and I have always longed to be able to go down the mountain to see.

That day, I sneaked out while the mountain god was napping, but I was innocent and ignorant of the dangers of the world, and as soon as I entered the village, I was caught and put in a cage.

Fortunately, my real body is not an ordinary pheasant, otherwise I would have been stewed by someone at that time.

Later, I was sent to the Qiwang Mansion as a phoenix, Chen Yuanshou was very happy to see me, what to say that the phoenix is coming, the sky is auspicious, and I will be prosperous for thousands of generations...

The phoenix family is a divine bird, and I don't need to cultivate to be a god, and I'm just a chicken, what will ensure that you will prosper forever for thousands of generations, this workload is too great, I can't do it, I have to hurry back to give my family Xianhe Lord Sencha.

Of course, Chen Yuanshou couldn't understand my heart, and locked me in the courtyard for people to visit, but unfortunately my Taoism was too shallow, and I had just cultivated the Inner Dan Jingyuan after five hundred years of diligent study and hard work, and I didn't know any spells, so now I can only be at the mercy of others.

Just when I told the heavens that the earth should not be spiritual, the turning point of my fate came!

Things are a bit more complicated.

Princess Qi's younger brother, that is, the baby son of Xiangguo's family, Su Molai, is sick, I heard that the illness is not light, and I don't know who is no longer known, and then I don't know where a half-hung doctor came out, saying that as long as you eat phoenix meat, you can get better, I: xxoo...

Coincidentally, I slammed into the door by myself.

Then Mrs. Xiangguo heard that King Qi had a new phoenix, and in order to treat her precious son, Mrs. Xiangguo personally visited King Qi's mansion.

Now the emperor of Kang Jingguo is young, Xiangguo is entrusted by the old emperor to assist the government, and everything in the court is his Xiangguo's final say, so the status of Lord Xiangguo in Kang Jingguo can be said to be above ten thousand people under one person.

As for Chen Yuanshou, he just has a hereditary throne, one has no military merits, two has no real power, and three, no money. Chen Yuanshou's little capital for eating, drinking, prostituting and gambling was all obtained by Princess Qi from her mother's family.

So Mrs. Xiangguo didn't take Chen Yuanshou in her eyes at all, she thought that as long as she said it, Chen Yuanshou would obediently hand me over.

Unexpectedly, Chen Yuanshou was confused and found various reasons to prevaricate her.

The hair hasn't grown yet.

I haven't eaten yet.

It hasn't been enough for 7749 days.

Mrs. Xiangguo was angry when she heard this, and she jumped up as soon as she slapped the table, pointing at Chen Yuanshou's nose and scolding.

Chen Yuanshou's iron face, let Mrs. Xiangguo's scolding be so ugly, he just sat there and drank tea leisurely, and the angry Mrs. Xiangguo almost fainted.

In the end, it was Princess Qi who ran out to stop her, knelt in front of Chen Yuanshou and cried and begged, and Chen Yuanshou agreed.

But Chen Yuanshou has one condition, that is, when Li Molai becomes an adult, he must marry his daughter as the wife of the main house.

Mrs. Xiangguo immediately agreed. The reason why she was so happy was because Chen Yuanshou didn't have a daughter at that time, Princess Qi married King Qi for three years and didn't come out, and King Qi's dozen concubines only gave birth to a son for him, Su Molai was only two years old at that time, and when he became an adult, it was more than ten years later, and Mrs. Xiangguo gambled that Chen Yuanshou would not be able to give birth to a daughter at all.

Then I was sold to Mrs. Xiangguo by Chen Yuanshou for 500 gold and an empty marriage letter.

I don't want to remember what happened after that, it was really the worst memory of my life...

Anyway, my chicken life is over, and it is strange to say, my body was destroyed, and Neidan Jingyuan entered Su Molai's stomach, but my soul did not disperse, fluttering, somehow it floated into Chun Niang's belly, and was successfully reincarnated as Chen Fengming.

The days of being born as a human are always too rushed.

A year has passed in the blink of an eye...

"Chen Fengming, you little slut, you steal chicken legs again!"

The kitchen steward's mother picked up the stick in her hand and chased after me.

I gnawed the meat on the chicken leg in two bites, and then threw the bones in my hand in a chic manner, and the chicken bones drew a perfect arc in the air, and then hit Tong's mother's brain.

Mother Tong covered her head and wailed, and I quickly climbed the big tree behind me.

"You shameless little wild seed, you know how to steal things at a young age, and when you grow up, you are also a little prostitute who steals men, hook up with your husband's little prostitute, and I will go back to Mrs. Ming'er, and let her sell you to the kiln, and also fulfill your shameless little slut."

Mother Tong stomped her feet under the tree and scolded all the dirty words she had learned in her life.

I sat on the branch and shook my legs leisurely, smiling and scolding her, anyway, I was full of chicken legs, and I would not lose a piece of meat if I was scolded by her.

I smashed my mouth, savoring the aroma of the meat between my cheeks, and I was very satisfied, I didn't know when I was making chicken, it turned out that my meat was so delicious.

Mother Tong was tired of scolding, and at this moment she was beckoning the kitchen maid to take a ladder and prepare to go up the tree to catch me.

The ladder was not long enough, and the little guy stood on the ladder and reached out to pull me, barely able to reach my feet, and I raised my foot to his head and kicked him down.

These people really don't know what I did in my last life, and climbing walls and trees is my housekeeping skill.

"My little ancestor, why did you climb the tree again? What should I do if I fall off? ”

I followed the prestige, and Chunniang was standing outside the courtyard wall with her head tilted, looking at me anxiously.

"Mother!"

"You are a wrongdoer, you let me worry all day long, you don't want me to come down from the tree quickly! If you have three longs and two shorts, how can you still tell me to live? I might as well be dead now. ”

My mother is such a character, when she doesn't speak, she likes to look at the sky in a daze, as long as she speaks, three sentences can't be separated from life and death.

In this life, I was reincarnated as an adult through Chun Niang's belly, and there was no extra special emotion out of thin air, but in the past ten years, Chun Niang has unreservedly cherished and cared for me, but let me have some inseparable feelings for her.

Chunniang eagerly ran across the courtyard gate towards me, and Tong's mother grabbed her arm and raised her hand to give her a slap.

"You are a shitty billet, scattering wild seeds everywhere, I don't want to smoke you well today and blame me for being lazy!"

I was angry in my heart, so I jumped down from the tree by climbing the branch, and then ran over to protect Chun Niang behind me.

"You old immortal, you dare to beat my mother."

I scooped up the wooden stick on the ground and slammed it on Tong's mother, but before the stick was next to her, she snatched it up.

I'm top-notch at climbing trees, but I'm not good at fighting, and I'm outnumbered.

Three or five little guys rushed up and pressed me to the ground, and Tong's mother beat me with a stick for a while, and felt that it was not enjoyable, so she simply changed the whip and continued to smoke.

Chun Niang pleaded for mercy while pounced on me, and Tong Ma's whip fell on me and Chun Niang like raindrops, and it didn't take long for us to break the skin.

I was mentally prepared to be beaten from the moment I stole the chicken legs, but I didn't think that it would drag Chunniang to suffer with me, I am not afraid of rough skin and thick meat, Chunniang is already weak and can't help the wind, and I will be seriously ill when I turn back.

"Don't fight, stop fighting, I'll never steal chicken legs again!"

It is not too late for a gentleman to take revenge for ten years, and it is better to be soft for a while than to be killed now.

But Tong's mother didn't stop because I begged for mercy, but fought harder, Chun Niang protected me in her arms and cried almost anymore, my heart was tugging together, and I hated the cold-blooded beasts in Qiwangfu.