Chapter 40: Cheating
"The lonely cold window is empty and widowed, and the handsome and beautiful women are beautiful... The upper and lower couplets fit perfectly, writing all the misery and loneliness of women... This coupling is the best, when floating a big white...! ”
After speaking, Yu Shinan directly drank the wine in the cup.
"When the big white floats...!" Under the stage, everyone on the second floor shouted in unison, and then drank all the wine in their cups, and the scene was really spectacular.
"It's us who won... We've won again, look outside, we're all drinking for Brother Zhan'er's couplet... Ha ha... Ha ha...! Cheng Chuliang smiled a little hysterical, because he really didn't expect that he and others would win.
Cheng Chumo looked outside and said, "Now you should know how correct the decision I just made was... Brothers... Two thousand times in hand...! ”
"This is all earned by Brother Zhan...!" Niu Qian glanced at Li Zhan with a smile, and at this time he became more and more confident in Li Zhan, because as long as Li Zhan is more talented, it means that the other party will not lie, although making a leg, such words are very incredible, but Niu Zhan now has confidence.
"yes... It's all war song's money...! Qin Huaiyu also spoke out to defend it.
However, Li Zhan said indifferently: "The money belongs to everyone, if the other party gives it, it will be divided together, if the other party has no money, let's see if Cui Gongzi runs naked." ”
"Haha... Brother Zhan is really good...! Yu Chi Baolin gave Li Zhan a thumbs up and said, "I, Yu Chi Baolin, have not served anyone, and your brother Zhan is the first." ”
"Me too...!" Yu Chi Baoqing and Cheng Chubi stretched out their thumbs to Li Zhan together.
Looking at these people, Li Zhan felt very comfortable, how to say it... Although they are a little rude, their hands are a little strong, and with them, it is easy to have a shoulder ache, but they are real enough, there is one thing to say, there are no twists and turns, this is the biggest advantage.
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"When the big white floats...!" Liu Yanran also drank the wine in her cup in one gulp and said: "There is no doubt, the second couplet is also won by Cheng Xiaogong, and Yunxiang Pavilion will offer ten copper coins."
But... There is also the last link, this link is also incomprehensible, I think that Grandpa Cheng has a master to help today.
Such... I also want to add a colorful head, if this third couplet, the master of Cheng Xiaogong's master, can also make a couplet that satisfies Yan Ran within a pillar of incense, then Yan Ran will agree to a request from the other party.
This requirement can be met except for the requirement of sleeping and violating etiquette and morality. ”
"Wow...!" The audience was in an uproar, you must know that although this Liu Yanran's reputation is slightly weaker than Yan Xiaoxiao, but that's because this Liu Yanran is tainted, and she is a widow, but when it comes to talent, appearance, and everything... This Liu Yanran doesn't have to be Yan Xiaoxiao and weak, she is still younger than Yan Xiaoxiao.
It is absolutely face-saving to take it out, such a request, but many Chang'an City gentlemen want it desperately.
So after Liu Yanran finished speaking, the audience was envious.
It's just that Liu Yanran's last couplet must not be simple, but the more it is not simple, the more it is right for Li Zhan's appetite, only to hear Liu Yanran look at the box on the second floor where Cheng Chumo was and said: "This uplink was seen in an ancient book three years ago, and I thought about it for three years, but I haven't had a downlink."
Here's a little story... A scholar saw his wife lighting a fire in the doorway preparing to cook, and the smoke from the stove kept rising to the swallow's nest under the showy eaves. The big swallow was so smoked that it flew out of the nest and stood on the treetop opposite, while the little swallow could only chirp helplessly. Therefore, he came up with the upper link: smoke along the eaves of smoke swallow eyes. ”
In one place, the scene was full of horror.
This couplet is amazing, some words are a pronunciation, in addition, "along" and "smoke" are verbs, and what is even more powerful is that this couplet is not simply piled up to increase the difficulty, and each word of the couplet is connected into a sentence, which is the little story that Liu Yanran said.
Looking at the frightened appearance on and off the stage, Liu Yanran said with a slight smile on the corner of her mouth: "Then I'll start lighting incense... The time of a pillar of incense, can Grandpa Cheng listen to it? ”
But just when Liu Yanran was proudly preparing to light incense.
Cheng Chumo said hehe: "Miss Yanran, don't order... The next link has it....! ”
The upper link is "along" and "smoke" are both verbs... The lower link of enlightenment and fog are perfectly opposed, there is a story above, and there is also a story below, a white fog covers all the black houses by the river.
The picture is full of sense.
'Smack...!' The candle flame in Liu Yanran's hand that wanted to light incense fell to the ground, and she didn't have a good connection for three years, and the master who was silenced by Cheng Chumo came out casually in less than half a while.
This person can no longer be counted as a talent, the other party is definitely a witty person, otherwise he can't explain the other party's talent.
"Well... Good... Good...! "Three sounds, this time not only Yu Shinan, but also the other judges stood up and applauded Cheng Chumo's box.
"Smoke along the eaves of the smoke swallow eye... Fog covers black house fog no... The old man is ashamed of himself, I don't know if the friend above can come out and talk about it, your position should be on the stage, not off the stage. ”
Yu Shinan and the others were very eager to invite Li Zhan to come out and see him.
Just is this possible... It's absolutely impossible, Li Zhan didn't want to make any limelight in Chang'an, so after Yu Shinan was invited, Cheng Chumo poked his head out with a smile and said, "Lord Yu... I'm really sorry, this person in my family occasionally feels cold, and it is not appropriate to sit with adults, just meet and forget it...! ”
After speaking, just when Yu Shinan and the others wanted to invite again.
Suddenly, Cheng Chumo began to change the topic and scolded loudly at the box on Cui Shouzheng's side: "Cui Shouzheng, have you seen it, the three couplets, we all won, if it is a man, you will give us three thousand guan, Yunxiang Pavilion has already sent thirty guan."
Your Cui family won't even be as honest as Yunxiang Pavilion. ”
"You...!" Cui Shouzheng was suffering at this time, he really didn't expect that he would lose so completely in the couplet.
"You've got masters... It's not fair... This time it doesn't count...! Cui Shouzheng can only play tricks.
But you don't look at it, if you want to talk about cheating, it's Cheng Chumo and others' tricks, which can make you dodge it as soon as you play tricks, so soon, I heard Cheng Chumo shouting loudly: "Hey... Cui Shouzheng, you want to represent you Qinghe Cui clan shameless, right, just now we said very clearly, as long as you come up, you will win, but you didn't say that it must be between you and me.
There are high-ranking people on my side, but aren't there any clearers on your side... I am willing to gamble and lose, if you play like this, who will dare to intersect with your Qinghe Cui clan in the future...! ”
"Yes..!"
"That's right...!"
Cheng Chumo's words made the lord's disciples on the scene immediately excited.
At this moment, Li Yuanchang, the king of Chang'an, stood up with a smile and said, "Cui Shouzheng, don't be shameless... Everyone is really listening here, and it's not the first time that you and Cheng Jialang have bet.
Last time Cheng Jialang competed with you for wine, you poured it well, and suddenly found someone to compare with Cheng Jialang, saying that he didn't say that he couldn't find someone, and after drinking, Cheng Jialang vomited for three days, and didn't say that you found a helper, let alone cheat, and gave you three hundred yuan, which we saw with our own eyes.
You're good... Now that they actually say that they have invited a master, do you still want to be shameless, and your Qinghe Cui clan gave birth to a person like you? ”
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