Duan Mingyu took the herbal medicine bag, and as soon as he opened it, a familiar smell rushed to his face, "What, it could actually be ...... Tobacco! ”

"What? What do you say? What is tobacco? Wang Aiqing's ears were very high, and her body kept falling to Duan Mingyu's side.

"Get out of the way, let Lao Tzu smell it......" Duan Mingyu looked intoxicated, as a smoker, he hadn't smoked in this world for half a year, how could he suffocate to death. Smelling this kind and lovely smell, Duan Mingyu could be said to be relaxed and happy, and couldn't stop, and suddenly remembered the popular line of Master Kong's Laotan instant noodles on the TV set in later generations, well, this smell is domineering......

"Well, Yingying, you are skillful, go and cut this tobacco into shreds, then wrap it in tissue paper, and stuff a little sponge at the tip...... Well, there are no sponges for the time being, so let's replace them with cotton! Duan Mingyu's heart flew, how huge the market for smokers is, it is not something that can be calculated by numbers, although smoking is harmful to health, but still not many people quit smoking.

Some women said, I really don't know, what is there to smoke about this cigarette, it is choking, and it is harmful to health, I really don't understand how you can take this puff.

Hey, how can you women understand the loneliness of men? After graduating from college, when he came out to set up a stall to make a living, Duan Mingyu became obsessed with the taste of lighting cigarettes with matches. At night, turn off the light, sit quietly on the ground, draw a match, "click", the dim and shaky shimmer, reflecting a lonely face, the small room is filled with the faint smell of gunpowder, and then, covered by the thick smell of smoke, there is no trace. While smoking, I watched the spread of the small sparks, the black wreckage of the bent matches, as if unwilling, the vague shadows, the blank expressions, the chaotic thoughts, the matches, crowded a box, close to each other, but there was no trace of temperature. Just like you and me, after being separated for thousands of years, we passed by in a hurry.

"Childe, the tobacco is rolled, what should I do now?" Zheng Yingying's crisp voice woke Duan Mingyu up from thousands of thoughts.

"Oh, I'll see!" Duan Mingyu took a small white cylinder that was slightly longer than his index finger from Zheng Yingying's hand, put it directly on his mouth, struck a match, and after a burst of fire smoke, wisps of green smoke rose, Duan Mingyu took a sharp breath, and then let out a long puff of light blue smoke, and sighed comfortably.

Wang Aiqing and Luo Hou were dumbfounded, what kind of thing is this guy who swallows clouds and spits fog, why does the son enjoy it so much. Wang Aiqing swallowed her saliva and said, "Childe, what is this?" It smells so good! ”

Duan Mingyu took a deep breath again, well, Yingying's cigarette technique is not bad, "Ahem, Wang Aiqing, do you want to take a puff and try it?" ”

Wang Aiqing's dog head suddenly nodded like a chicken pecking rice, "I want it, I want it!" ”

"Come, come, come, what, Luo Hou, Lao Xu, Lao Xie, you all come and taste it!" Duan Mingyu laughed treacherously, and several people immediately swarmed around.

Duan Mingyu generously handed the cigarette roll to the four of them and tasted a few puffs, choking Wang Aiqing and Luo Hou who coughed again and again, and only felt bitter and bitter in their mouths. Looking at the painful expressions on the faces of the two, Xu Zuye and Xie Xiande couldn't help but move their steps back, and a bad thought arose in their hearts: This is a big murderous thing and must not be touched. After a while, Wang Aiqing and Luo Hou felt a little more enjoyable than usual, and rushed to take two more puffs, and when there was still a cigarette butt left, Xu Xie and the others, who had already drooled three thousand feet, rushed forward desperately, and then kicked Wang Aiqing and Luo Hou away, snatched the cigarette butt, and smoked a few puffs viciously......

Yang Zhaoniang ran over with a milky voice and said, "I want to taste it too!"

Duan Mingyu: "......"

After decisively rewarding Yang Zhaoniang with two bursts, Xu Zuye ran to Duan Mingyu with a sad face, grabbed his hand tightly, regretting that he didn't do it just now, so that he finally fell to the point of smoking his butt.

Duan Mingyu secretly repented, I am guilty, I am guilty, I am sorry for the party and the people, sorry for the State Council, sorry for Grandpa Mao. This is probably the prototype of the first generation of smokers in this century.

"Alright, then another one!" Unable to withstand the hard entanglement of the four people, Duan Mingyu had no choice but to be ruthless, lit another cigarette, took three puffs for a course of treatment, and the five people took turns to annihilate the cigarette.

When the four of them were in the clouds, an extremely discordant voice sounded outside the door, "Mrs. Ji, this place is full of smoke, there must be demons in the world, I think we should go back!" ”

After Duan Mingyu practiced martial arts, his ear power was quite outstanding, and as soon as he heard it, he knew that the person who spoke just now was Ye Xun, who had lost a lot in the couplet ring. I only heard Ji Yunyi's voice trembling a little, and said with some indecisiveness: "Let's give it a try!"

It's not once or twice that happened to the two, but for some reason, Ji Yunyi seemed to be deliberately avoiding herself, and she never appeared in front of her with Ye Xun, thinking that the two of them were going to appear in front of her later, a nameless anger burned from Duan Mingyu's heart.

"Is Duan Gongzi inside?" Ji Yunyi's voice sounded out of the door.

Xu Zuye was about to answer, but was glared back by Duan Mingyu with a fierce look, "Just say that Lao Tzu is not here, and he won't pick up guests tonight...... Ahem, the store is closed, tell them to come back tomorrow. ”

"Oh, listen outside the door, my son-in-law said he wasn't there, and he told you to ...... again tomorrow Ouch! Childe, why are you kicking me! Xu Zuye looked aggrieved, and got up from the ground.

"You, you can poke out a basket for Lao Tzu with such a little shit, and the dog kills talents!" Duan Mingyu kicked Xu Zuye again in a huff.

Zheng Yingying turned her back, her shoulders kept trembling, it seemed that she was really suffocating!

Come on! Duan Mingyu pulled his white robe and said calmly: "It's Mrs. Ji outside the door, please come in and talk!"

Ji Yunyi and Ye Xun rushed in, humming Ye Xun's brows furrowed as soon as he stepped into the store, as if to say, how can such a market place, a third-rate place come from a civilized person like Ye Dacaizi.

Duan Mingyu made a gesture of invitation: "The two of you, please sit casually, I don't know if the two of you are thousands of miles away, come to the cold house, what are you doing?"

Everyone's eyes kept rolling, and it took less than a quarter of an hour to walk here from Wanfu, okay! I can only say that I served you!

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