Chapter 16 Heart-to-Heart Conversation with Wine
"Well, it seems to be true." Yu Chi Baolin was originally just joking, but at this moment, seeing Shan Zhuokun's face flush and showing shyness, he couldn't help blinking his eyes and asked curiously, "Could it be that the immortal really has a favorite?" It won't be..... It won't be Zhifeng girl. If it were her, Shangxian would say it directly, and Brother Yuanchang and I would be able to help each other from the side. ”
Shan Zhuokun listened to Yu Chi Baolin's words, his heart fluttered again, and the red on his face became more obvious, but he still defended himself:
"General Wei Chi, I didn't expect you to be so gossipy. Let me tell you, even if my brother is a bachelor for a lifetime, he will never fall in love with that sassy girl. If you want me to be nice to her, I'm sorry, wait for the next life! ”
Yu Chi Baolin glanced at Shan Zhuokun with a smile, and then moved his gaze to Li Yuanchang beside him. Li Yuanchang understood in his heart, got up and walked slowly in front of Shan Zhuokun, stared at him quietly for a moment, and an unpredictable smile tugged at his lips.
"Shangxian, don't listen to Brother Baolin's nonsense, he's just joking. You see......"
Shan Zhuokun looked in the direction of his finger, but saw that there were already three wine jars on the table, and in the middle was a large pot of delicious and tender fish meat in an iron basin.
"This king and Brother Baolin are specially looking for you to drink, we will definitely have a good drink today, and we will not return if we are not drunk."
Shan Zhuokun listened to Li Yuanchang's words, and his heart was unconsciously moved, he knew before that ancient people often regarded drinking as drinking water, and what they wanted was to be drunk and sober, and what they wanted was to be fierce and ambitious. I didn't expect to be able to join it today, which is really a great honor.
"Okay, then according to what King Han said, drink well." Shan Zhuokun smiled, his eyes flashing with excitement.
After sitting down, Shan Zhuokun saw Yu Chi Baolin and Li Yuanchang holding the wine jar in their arms at the same time, and slapped the thick red mud cover on it with internal force, and then held the heavy wine jar, drank it into his stomach like a long river crossing a stream, and said 'happy' in unison.
"It's really eye-opening to have no idea that the two of you would drink in such a way." Shan Zhuokun couldn't help but applaud.
Yu Chi Baolin and Li Yuanchang glanced at each other, and at the same time showed a look of surprise.
"Shangxian, why don't you drink?" Li Yuanchang pointed to the wine jar and introduced, "This is a fifty-year-old bamboo leaf green, and the taste is really good." If it weren't for the immortals, this king and Brother Baolin would really be reluctant to drink this wine. ”
Shan Zhuokun nodded first, and then showed an embarrassed expression. Shrug your shoulders and spread your hands forward.
"King Han, General Wei Chi, you misunderstood, it's not that I don't want to drink. But..... It's ......"
Li Yuanchang saw Shan Zhuokun's face was embarrassed, and couldn't help but take over the conversation and ask, "But what?" ”
Shan Zhuokun lowered his head and said shyly: "It's ...... Can't open. ”
Can't open it?!
Yu Chi Baolin and Li Yuanchang showed stunned expressions at the same time, they really couldn't imagine that the immortals who were not afraid of the sky and the earth and had boundless mana could not even open the wine jar along the way, which was simply too unexpected.
"The mana of the immortals is so profound, how can it not even open a small wine jar?"
Yu Chi Baolin is a straight gut, and he will always put his joy and anger on the surface at any time. When I heard this at this time, I couldn't help but say what I was thinking in my heart again. And Shan Zhuokun was even more confused because of this unintentional question. He lowered his head heavily, his eyes looked straight at the ground, and he couldn't wait to find a gap to get into, and he didn't want to come out for the rest of his life.
"Hey......" Li Yuanchang has always been as careful as a needle, and at this moment, he naturally knew what Shan Zhuokun was thinking, and hurriedly stretched out his hand to grab Yu Chi Baolin, and said with a smile:
"Brother Baolin doesn't need to take it seriously, the immortals are just joking with you. Don't you say that the immortals not only sacrificed their lives to help you in the face of danger in that cave, but also gave them good medicine? Otherwise, your hand injury wouldn't heal so quickly. Even so, the immortal now wants you to help open this wine jar, why don't you do it? ”
Yu Chi Baolin nodded, and said with a bold smile: "Brother Yuanchang is extremely right. Shangxian, my lieutenant Chi Baolin is just a martial artist with deep internal strength. ”
After speaking, Yu Chi Baolin picked up the wine jar and slapped it on the lid of the altar. With a little force, the altar lid flew up in the air, and after spinning at a ninety degree angle in the air, it fell gently to the ground.
Li Yuanchang saw Shan Zhuokun throwing a grateful glance at him, knowing what the other party wanted to say, he hurriedly intercepted the conversation. After holding the jar with both hands, he said please.
Driven by Yu Chi Baolin and Li Yuanchang, Shan Zhuokun unconsciously gave birth to a warm current in his heart, and he didn't have time to think about it before he picked up the wine jar according to the other party's practice. As the bodies of the three wine jars collided together, there was a crisp sound.
As the scorching alcohol rose in their bodies, after a while, the three of them felt a little drunk. At the same time, the conversation became more unconsciously, and before I knew it, we talked until no one was in the middle of the night.
"Shangxian, do you know who the top two people in my Datang are on the list of feared wives?" Li Yuanchang said with hazy eyes and drunkenness.
Shan Zhuokun couldn't help but become enthusiastic when he heard him suddenly mention this. In fact, this is not difficult to understand, for young people, the most favorite gossip to talk about is nothing more than these fragrant palace things.
Moreover, although on the surface, the prosperity of the Tang Dynasty is incomparable to other dynasties, but the internal ** can definitely make future generations talk about it. Not to mention, isn't the favorite daughter of the high-ranking Ninety-Five Venerable later obsessed with a monk and ended up with a bad morals? And his youngest mother, even if she shaved her head and became a nun, she had to make eye contact with her son, and finally sat on the dragon throne that everyone envied as the empress, it is said that there were more than 80 people in her harem at that time, but it was really a successful example of pressing the bearded man under the crotch.
"Who? It can't be the emperor, right? Shan Zhuokun grinned after taking a sip of wine.
"Wrong!" Yu Chi Baolin and Li Yuanchang looked at Shan Zhuokun sideways at the same time, and said in unison.
Shan Zhuokun looked at the sudden change of face between the two of them, and couldn't help but be angry and funny in his heart. I didn't expect these two to turn their faces faster than turning a book, didn't they just say something casually, as for such a big reaction?
However, before he could protest, Wei Chi Baolin and Li Yuanchang resumed their previous drunken smiles.
"Shangxian, we are only secretly saying it here, you must remember it."
When Shan Zhuokun heard Li Yuanchang say this, he couldn't care about getting angry, he nodded his head like a chicken pounding rice, and his black eyes were full of expectation.
"The first two people in the world who are afraid of the inside are our dashing and resourceful Fang Xiang and Du Xiang." When Li Yuanchang said this, he couldn't help laughing. Compared with the personable and gentle Jia Gongzi before, he is even more indescribable bewitching and crazy at this moment.
...... the room? Du Xiang ......?
In the haze, two figures appeared in front of Shan Zhuokun's eyes. When the thin mist cleared, the figure became more distinct. The same lupine scarf, the same handsome. These two are not outsiders, they are the top two ministers on the Tang Dynasty Prime Minister's List today, Fang Xuanling and Du Ruhui.
However, although Li Yuanchang said that, Shan Zhuokun still felt a little incredible. If you want to talk about Fang Xuanling and Du Ruhui, let alone in ancient times, even in modern times, they can definitely be regarded as representatives of excellent men. Since Tang Taizong Li Shimin launched the Xuanwu Gate, the two of them have been with him, and how many plans to change the historical fate of the Tang Dynasty are determined by him. According to normal thinking, such a man should not only not be afraid of his wife, but also should be more respected and loved by his wife.
"They...... Henpecked? He asked, suspiciously.
"Of course." Yu Chi Baolin directly gave a positive answer, "Don't say that the people in the palace know about it, and even the people in the entire Chang'an know about it." Fang Xiang not only has to wash his wife's feet every night, but also kneels on the washboard at every turn, and pleads guilty. As for our Du Xiang, it is even more blue and better than blue. It is rumored that he sleeps every night and is absolutely conscientious, no matter how weird and tricky his wife's requests are, he will definitely respond, and he will not even frown. ”
After speaking, the two looked at each other and laughed, and the laughter was full of mockery.
However, Shan Zhuokun did not smile at all. Not only did he not smile, but he frowned.
At this moment, he couldn't help but murmur to himself in his heart. If he is serious, he will go to Chang'an this time and go to the court. If he was troubled by Fang Xuanling and Du Ruhui, he was afraid that it would be his weakness to subdue them. If this is the case, then he must grasp it and use it. Thinking of this, the corners of his lips flushed again, and a slight arc was raised.
"I wonder what the immortal is thinking? Why are you smiling so happily? Li Yuanchang looked sideways at Shan Zhuokun and asked curiously.
"Oh, nothing." Shan Zhuokun pretended to be calm and said, and then, as if he was worried that the two people in front of him would continue to ask, he added, "I only smile and love is really the best thing in this world, which has attracted thousands of men and women to bend their waists desperately." ”
"Well said." Yu Chi Baolin slapped the table heavily, and laughed in agreement, "I just don't know which woman Shangxian is going to bend for again?" ”
Shan Zhuokun was stunned for a moment, and then his eyes wandered between Yu Chi Baolin and Li Yuanchang, who were looking at him with a smile, and said half-jokingly:
"General Wei Chi is really joking, how can any woman make this immortal bend his waist? Come, drink. ”
The three of them picked up the bowl again, stood up, and poured the hot wine into their stomachs. However, at this moment, there was a sudden sound of fierce sword collision outside, which was heard very clearly in the quiet dark night.
Yu Chi Baolin and Li Yuanchang frowned in unison, and quickly blew out the candle flame on the table, and the three of them tiptoed to the door, opened the curtain slightly with their hands, and looked out through the slight gap.