If it had been someone else, Li Mu would have turned his face at this time. But the object was Li Shimin, and he didn't say anything. Want to go? Anyway, you can only think about it, can you still touch it? Yawn!

Li Mu pulled the topic back to the Yang family and asked, "Your Majesty, why do you keep calling 'Yang' instead of 'Yang Concubine'?" The minister felt a little strange. ”

Li Shimin smiled bitterly: "I can't pass the queen's level." ”

“……”

Li Shimin sighed and said: "I have mentioned this matter to the queen many times. But the queen just doesn't let go, you can also see the queen's attitude towards things. She is a person who cares about the rules the most, and in order to maintain the rules, she even has to restrain his brother. I took the Yang family to the palace, and the first person to oppose it was the queen. But because of my insistence, the queen also knew about my past with the Yang family, and finally compromised. It is only a request, and it cannot be named. ”

"I also knew that she had to agree to come down for the sake of my reputation and for the Yang family to stay in the palace. wronged the Yang family, and also wronged the queen. ”

Li Mu secretly said in his heart, what a scum of scum! As soon as the thought came to him, he thought of himself again. If Li Shimin is a scumbag, he himself doesn't seem to be much better. has such a good wife as Qiaoqiao, and she is still messing with flowers and grass outside. Alas, it really answered that sentence. The crow stood on the pig, and no one could say who was dark.

However, we can still talk to each other.

Li Mu asked again: "Your Majesty, can the minister ask you a personal question?" ”

"A personal question?" Li Shimin frowned and said, "What is the problem, let's talk about it first." ”

"Alas!" Li Mu sighed before he spoke, and said, "Your Majesty, the minister has been troubled by women recently. I really need some guidance from you in life, and I have four ladies now......"

"You wait!" Li Shimin interrupted: "There can only be one lady, how can there be four?" Except for your wife, everyone should be a concubine, you don't even understand this rule, right? ”

"This rule is naturally known to the minister." Li Mu hurriedly said: "Although the minister calls them Mrs. because he respects them, the difference between them has already been made clear. Moreover, the minister's wife, Your Majesty has seen her, her character is gentle and virtuous, and she doesn't care much about these false names. Take the fourth lady of the minister as an example, she is older than the minister's wife, and the two are called sisters and get along very well. ”

"Since you get along, that's your blessing, what's the trouble?"

Li Mu sighed: "The minister has a knot. ”

"Heart knots?" Li Shimin furrowed his brows and said, "What heart knot?" ”

"Don't dare to deceive Your Majesty, I once told my wife that I only love her in this life. But later, in the mouth shop of the West Market, I met the auctioneer, my current second lady Zhi'en, and I still bought her back for fifty yuan. At that time, the minister deceived himself, saying that he could not bear to see her humiliated. But then the minister thought about it, the slaves of the mouth and mouth line were auctioned like that, why didn't I buy it from others, but bought her? Haven't you seen the right eye...... Even though they get along well now, I still broke my vow. Later, I fell in love with the third lady and the fourth lady, and I don't know how many there will be in the future...... Your Majesty, do you think I'm hypocritical, I'm really sorry for my wife when I see one like this and love one like this! ”

After listening to Li Mu's words, Li Shimin laughed out loud, and the laughter became louder and louder, as if he was about to be angry.

Li Mu said unhappily: "Your Majesty, the minister sincerely asked Your Majesty for life guidance, why did Your Majesty still laugh at it, are the minister's words so ridiculous?" ”

"Li Mu, Li Mu," Li Shimin finally stopped laughing, and said: "I laughed at you for being smart and confused for a while, but I can't blame you completely." After all, you are still young, and it is normal for you to have some incomprehension about emotional matters. ”

"Please also ask Your Majesty to clear up your doubts."

"Li Mu, although I advise you not to be greedy for women, I want to remind you not to indulge in women, not to let you be a monk. Lonely yin is not born, lonely yang is not long, throughout the ages, if there is no combination of yin and yang, how to multiply? It is very normal for men to like women and want to have a woman they like. ”

"It's nature, not man. When a man comes into this world, it is two words: 'fight and grab'. In ancient times, men fought over food. If the food has been taken, then it is taken into your own hands. It's the same today, everything for men is a grab, wealth, status, including women! ”

"Two men like a woman, what to do? Contend! Let's see whose advantage is more liked by this woman. Or simply don't care if she likes it or not, just use her own methods to snatch this woman into her hands. It's not a problem, it's a reflection of a man's abilities. ”

"If you were a farmer, you wouldn't think that you would be able to marry another woman in your life. You will have such thoughts because of your current ability that prompted you to have such thoughts. Why do you feel guilty? Because you swore an oath? Scold! ”

"The oath between men and men is called faithfulness. Is there also faith between men and women? There doesn't seem to be such a statement, right? And, as someone who has come over, I can tell you responsibly. Don't think that your wife cares much about your so-called vows. Perhaps, she cares now. But after she gives birth, you are second, and the child is the most important thing in her heart. Even if you marry ten or eight more, she may not care about you. ”

Scumbag, plus straight male cancer, plus machismo...... Li Mu made a judgment in his heart, a guy like Li Shimin, fortunately, was born in the Tang Dynasty, if this was left in his previous life and exposed on the Internet, he would not be scolded by those feminists?

"Is the same with the Queen?"

"yes!" Li Shimin nodded and said, "Since the queen has been pregnant with Chengqian, she has filled the harem for me...... Ah, no, I was still the king of Qin at that time. That's what it means, and so do you, when your wife gets pregnant, she won't care about you. ”

"That's right......"

Li Mu was still a little suspicious, and suddenly Li Shimin gossiped, stared at Li Mu's eyes, and asked: "Boy, you tell me the truth, you have been married to your wife for almost half a year, and there has been no movement, is it your body-"

"Your Majesty!" Li Mu shouted and said angrily: "What are you talking about!" You're the emperor, so why are you just asking about these things? Fortunately, it is night, and the living house is not around, if he is, and record it for His Majesty, how should future generations comment on His Majesty? ”

Li Shimin raised his eyebrows and said, "How can you comment?" I care about my courtiers! ”

Li Mu snorted and said, "I will definitely say that Your Majesty is not serious." ”

"I see you're looking for a fight!" Li Shimin raised his hand and made a gesture to fight, but Li Mu immediately lay on the ground, covering his injured arm and shouting in pain. When Li Shimin saw his scoundrel appearance, he was also helpless, and said helplessly: "Okay, it's like a splash in the market, and I don't know where I learned it." Get up, it's not too early, go to bed. ”

Saying that, Li Shimin walked over like a couch, and did not ask anyone to wait for him to undress, and untied his robe by himself.

Li Mu got up from the ground and watched Li Shimin undress, and his heart suddenly became very nervous. Li Shimin glanced back at him and said, "Why are you stunned, take off your clothes?" ”

"Uh......" Li Mu avoided Li Shimin's gaze and said unnaturally: "Your Majesty, where are the ministers sleeping?" It doesn't seem appropriate to share a bed with His Majesty......"

"What's this," Li Shimin said strangely, "haven't you heard the allusion of 'falling asleep on your feet'?" The fact that you can sleep with me shows that I trust you very much, what an honor it is, and you kid is not satisfied? ”

Li Mu had heard of the word "fall asleep on his feet...... but he really didn't know what the specific posture was. Li Mu came to the couch, looked at it, and asked curiously, "Your Majesty, sleep on your feet...... How do you sleep? ”

Li Shimin explained to Li Mu and said, "That's it, I lie down first, and then you lie down at the other end, my feet are against your head, and your feet are against my head—"

"That's not going to work!" Without waiting for Li Shimin to finish speaking, Li Mu blurted out with a resolute attitude, and said: "Absolutely not, the minister would rather die than do it!" ”

Li Shimin didn't understand why he was suddenly so excited, looked at him strangely, and said, "What do you mean, your kid is sick?" Brain disease? ”

"It's not!" Li Mu shook his head and said, "Anyway, if the minister doesn't do it, the minister would rather stand all night." ”

"That's amazing!" Li Shimin frowned and said, "What is the reason?" There has to be a reason, right? ”

Li Mu glanced at the slightly yellowed footcloth that Li Shimin had untied and thrown beside him, his stomach churned, he turned his head, and still shook his head.

Li Shimin was really impatient by him, and said, "Hurry up!" ”

"I don't dare to say—"

"Forgive your innocence, just say it!"

"That's what the minister said." Li Mu quietly took a step back and said quickly: "Your Majesty's feet are too smelly!" I can't stand it! Sleep like this for a night, tomorrow the minister will definitely die, rather than being smoked to death by His Majesty's foot smell, it is better to let His Majesty cut it directly! The minister is done! ”

Li Shimin was stunned, looked at Li Mu in a daze, and asked, "You said my feet stink?" ”

"Hmm!"

"I'm going to kick you to death!"

Li Shimin shouted, raised his foot and kicked it. Li Musa ran with his legs, but fortunately, it was his arm that was injured today, not his leg, which did not affect his running.

Li Shimin was born in the army, and it was common for him to pursue the enemy, and he didn't feel too tired. On the other hand, Li Mu's side, although he is young and his physical strength is slightly better, but due to today's injury and bleeding, the loss is too great, and his endurance is not as usual. ran around the temple pillar twice, and was caught up by Li Shimin and kicked to the ground.

"Oh, hey, Your Majesty, the minister's tail bone is about to be broken......" Li Mu rolled on the ground and got up and rushed to the palace gate. Li Shimin caught up with him in a few steps, and then kicked Li Mu's ass again, kicking him out of the Taiji Hall.