Volume 1: The Wind Rises and Peace Chapter 107: Come up and shout Dad
Chaizong was a little reluctant, after all, he was the lord of a country, and you asked me to say this? Aren't you doing something?
But somehow, when Chaizong just wanted to refuse Wang Le in his heart, the pot of what he called pig food suddenly popped up in his mind.
It doesn't matter if you think about it, the previous dignity instantly becomes a compromise.
I saw that Chaizong was holding back the feeling of vomiting, and said to Wang Le: "Then what do you say I should tell them?" ”
Wang Le thought for a while, then looked at Chaizong and said softly: "Just tell the truth, otherwise what else?" My majesty, this is not the time for hesitation. If they break through the walls in a moment, you'll die with us. ”
Hearing this, Chai Zong looked at the group of soldiers of the Western Regions Expeditionary Force who were like wolves and tigers under the city, and his body shivered unconsciously.
After a while, Chai Zong mustered up the courage and shouted loudly at the army of the Western Regions under the city: "Don't fight, I am your lord!" ”
The battlefield is generally very noisy, and people who move around this place are generally more concentrated. Of course, there is no way not to concentrate, and those who are not concentrated are dead.
Therefore, Chaizong's shouting is destined to sink into the sea.
Wang Le pinched his chin, feeling in his heart that it was not a matter to go on like this, and if the group of people outside really attacked the Acropolis, the joke would be too big.
After groaning for a while, Wang Le walked up to Ma Han and whispered a few words, and then Ma Han looked at Wang Le with puzzled eyes and asked, "Can this work?" ”
Wang Le nodded, patted his chest at Ma Han and promised, "Don't worry, it will definitely work." ”
When Ma Han heard this, he walked off the city wall suspiciously.
Wang Le saw that Ma Han had already gone to complete the things he had arranged, so he came to Chaizong's side and said to Chaizong: "Your Majesty wait a while, the props we prepared will come in a while, and please ask Your Majesty to accompany us to play a play." ”
"Acting in a play?" Chaizong looked at Wang Le with some doubts, why is this 100,000 in a hurry to burn to the crotch of his pants, you tell me to play a play? What to play? Is it a bitter meat meter?
Seeing that Chaizong was a little puzzled, Wang Le smiled, and then said mysteriously to Chaizong: "Your Majesty, don't worry, you will definitely be able to stop them." ”
Guess Zong was a little suspicious, and suddenly thought of something in his heart, and hurriedly said to Wang Le: "What's that...... You can't discredit the image of this king. This king is tall and mighty in the hearts of the king's people, and if you discredit the image of this king, this king will not be finished with you. ”
Wang Le patted Chaizong's shoulder with relief, shook his head with a smile and said, "How can it be possible to discredit Your Majesty, don't worry, I, Wang Le, am not this kind of person." ”
As he spoke, Wang Le glanced at one ear on the side. At this time, one ear was concentrating on observing the situation on the field, and suddenly saw Wang Le's eyes, and he was a little puzzled.
"Don't worry, I know the second person too well, I can't do anything, I just can deceive, and my words have never counted. Your Majesty, put your heart in your belly. ”
When Chaizong heard the words of one ear, his face darkened. This special one said that he could rest assured, and the other said that the other party could deceive, who should Lao Tzu listen to?
After hesitating for a while, Chaizong still instructed Wang Le, who was smiling: "Don't smear the image of this king, otherwise even if this king dies here today, he will die with you." ”
Wang Le smiled awkwardly at Chaizong, and after a while, he said to Chaizong: "Your Majesty, don't worry, if it is to discredit Your Majesty, Your Majesty will just shout it out on the spot." I believe that if the soldiers under the city heard His Majesty shouting for help, they would still be willing to protect His Majesty. Is that right? Your Majesty. ”
Wang Le invisibly slapped the Guess Sect on the back, after all, in the Guess Sect's own heart, he was the most admired existence in the entire Western Regions Sect. Everyone will be happy to be recognized by themselves.
There is no way, the life of the powerful is so unpretentious and boring.
It didn't take long for Ma Han to run back, still carrying a huge white flag in his hand.
Seeing that his customized props had been delivered, Wang Le hurriedly took a few steps forward to greet him, and opened the white flag with Chaizong on his back to look at it, Wang Le nodded at Ma Han and said to Ma Han: "Then implement it as planned." ”
Hearing this, Ma Han handed the white flag in his hand to Wang Le's hand, and then rushed behind Chaizong in three steps and two steps, and choked Chaizong's neck from behind.
Guess Zong was still worried about whether he would be smeared, but he was suddenly choked by someone, and his heart was suddenly shocked.
Wang Le saw that the dramatic effect he wanted had come out, so he turned on the white flag and waved it frantically on the city wall.
The soldiers of the Western Regions who were originally attacking the city suddenly saw someone waving a white flag on the city wall, and they all thought that they had won, and these rebellious ministers and thieves in the Heavenly Acropolis were about to come out and surrender. Then one by one the cities were not attacked, but they stood where they were, and began to celebrate.
Kecha, who was watching his soldiers attacking the city in an orderly manner from afar, was stupid, and hurriedly rode a horse to the bottom of the city, raised his head and shouted loudly to the city wall: "If you raise a white flag, you will raise a white flag, how can there be a white flag with a red pen to write a stop on it?" ”
Wang Le didn't know Kecha, and wondered where did this come from, did he understand the rules?
But contempt is contempt, Wang Le is still conscientiously and orderly according to the script formulated in his heart.
"Stop, I have something to say!"
Ke Cha squinted his eyes and looked at Wang Le, and when he saw that Wang Le was dressed as a scholar, he couldn't help but wonder if this person on the city wall was the legendary staff of the city lord of the Heavenly Acropolis?
I heard that the city lord of the Heavenly Acropolis City did not learn and did not know how to do it when he was young, and what he could do was to copy the "Disciple Rules" since he was a child. After becoming the lord of the city, he also knew his own shortcomings. Therefore, I like Corporal Lixian, and all kinds of elites come to assist them in building the Acropolis.
These secrets are all unknown to Wang Le, if Wang Le knew, he would definitely exclaim, isn't this the earliest prototype of the cabinet?
But this is not the time to sigh that the system is advanced, Chaizong was silent for a while, and then shouted to Wang Le on the city wall: "What do you want?" ”
The soldiers of the Western Regions who were still celebrating around also heard the voice of their big boss, and they all stopped the celebration in their hands, and looked at Wang Le on the city wall with Kecha's eyes.
Suddenly being watched by a large group of people, Wang Le was still a little unaccustomed to it. But after thinking about how he was also a backbone of the crossing from the twenty-first century, how could he be frightened by this little battle, so he had the courage to shout at Kecha loudly.
"I warn you, speak quietly to me. Who is this person in front of you? ”
Ke Cha noticed that Chaizong, who had been pinched to death by Ma Han, was suddenly shocked.
"Your Majesty?"
As he spoke, Kecha had already dismounted from his horse, knelt on the ground, and kowtowed to Chai Zong, who was already on the city wall and was about to be pinched to death.
Wang Le was very satisfied with Kecha's performance, and saw that Kecha had already made a big salute, so he said to Kecha: "Now can we talk calmly?" ”
Ke Cha looked at Wang Le viciously, and said in a low voice: "Okay, I want to see what you want to talk about." ”
Wang Le on the city wall only saw Ke Cha's mouth move, but he couldn't hear Ke Cha's voice at all, and immediately said angrily: "Why should I ask you something, can you give a reaction?" ”
Kecha was also angry, and scolded: "You are a brute, right? You're the one who made me speak quietly, and you're the one who can't hear now? Do you want me to introduce you to a deaf-mute art troupe, and you can go in for further study? ”
Either he said that he had done a lofty profession like a teacher, except for the first swear word when scolding, the others were stunned that he didn't scold a dirty word.
Wang Le was stunned when he heard Kecha's words, thinking that this could be regarded as a chess opponent, and after brewing for a while, Wang Le replied: "I just think your voice is disgusting, what's wrong?" The male duck has the same voice, don't come to the war, go home and cosplay Donald Duck, right? ”
"Leaning on the old girl of the Tear Hall?"
Ke Cha silently repeated in his heart, wondering if this was the dialect of some remote place in the Great Wei Kingdom, why did it sound so tongue-twisting?
Looking at Wang Le's villainous appearance, Ke Cha understood that this sentence was not a good word.
Since it's not a good word, then you definitely have to fight back.
"You boss, hurry up and tell me what you're going to do? Otherwise, when the iron cavalry of my Western Regions Kingdom steps into the Acropolis, it will be the day when your boy will be hung on the city wall by me and dried into dried meat. ”
Wang Le plucked out his ears, and said in his heart that he might have looked down on this kid just now, and his language was not lethal at all, how could he stabilize DPS?
Wang Le felt that he needed to let this person in the city see the real technology.
After organizing the language a little, Wang Le said to Kecha: "Why don't you just say that you don't practice fake tricks, you have the ability to come up?" Let's see if Lao Tzu can pierce your chrysanthemum. ”
Kecha was stunned when he heard this, chrysanthemum? Isn't that a flower? I don't have chrysanthemums myself, why do I want to pierce my chrysanthemums? However, since this chrysanthemum popped out of the mouth of this person on the city wall, it must not be a good word.
After a moment's hesitation, Kocha decided not to meet the other party. After all, he is also a person who has worked as a teacher, and he can be regarded as a high-quality talent in the Western Regions.
Like now, it's like a shrew scolding the street, what kind of system.
After thinking about it, Ke Cha shouted loudly to Wang Le on the city wall: "Hurry up and tell me what's the matter?" If it's okay, don't delay our siege, you're really a nuisance. ”
Wang Le smiled when he heard this, pointed to Kecha and pointed to the Guess Sect on the city wall, and then said: "Come on, continue to scold, whoever stops today is the grandson." What's the matter, your majesty is in the hands of Lao Tzu, are you not honest? ”
As he spoke, Wang Le paused for a moment, and then continued to Kecha.
"Hurry up and shout Dad, by the way, let Lao Tzu break your legs, and this matter will be over!"