After some election voting, everyone unanimously agreed that Duan Mingyu ...... should apologize to Yang Zhaoniang, but Yang Zhaoniang's heart is as big as a fingernail, and she won't forgive Duan Mingyu for anything.

"You really don't forgive me?"

"Hmph, don't forgive!" Yang Zhaoniang twisted the little face of the pink carved jade peck, and refused to look at Duan Mingyu angrily.

"Five strings of sugar gourds!" Duan Mingyu gritted his teeth and had to use a killer move.

"Hmph, even a hundred strings won't work, this girl has already quit, don't eat sugar gourds, and if you eat it again, you'll get tooth decay!" Yang Zhaoniang still refused to give in.

Seeing Duan Mingyu suffocating, Wang Aiqing and Wan Yanyan couldn't help but smile secretly, their shoulders kept shaking, and they couldn't bear it really hard.

"Ahem, what do you say?" Duan Mingyu asked helplessly.

"Unless...... Unless......" Yang Zhaoniang's words began to loosen. Duan Mingyu immediately hit the snake with the stick: "Unless what?"

"Unless you tell me five stories!" Yang Zhaoniang said slowly, nodding heavily: "Well, it's just five!"

"Three is not okay, five is too much!" Duan Mingyu said with a bitter face, this girl, she twists Duan Mingyu to tell stories all day long, even if Duan Mingyu is well-read, rich and rich, and has read a series of children's books such as "One Thousand and One Nights", "Grimm's Fairy Tales", "Chinese Fables", etc., but she can't stand this girl tossing so much, if it goes on like this, this old bottom will have to be tossed sooner or later. When the time comes, I'm afraid I'll have to make it up myself.

"Hehe, no, no one can be missing!" Yang Zhaoniang's smile was very bright, but her tone was very resolute, and she couldn't allow Duan Mingyu to resist at all.

"Really can't be less?" Duan Mingyu still didn't give up.

"Sure, sure, and sure!" Yang Zhaoniang said very a**, "This is a must, 30,000 big boards, do you want to kill me!" ”

Duan Mingyu retreated from the group stupidly, for the first time in history, he lost to Zhao Niang's little sister, yes, this time I was unlucky: "Okay, five is five!" Duan Mingyu had no choice but to bite the bullet.

However, a lewd person is a lewd person, and he will always have bad water in his stomach, Duan Mingyu yīn smiled dangerously, revealing a mouthful of white teeth: "Then you have to be fine."

"Uh-huh, you say, I'll listen!" Yang Zhaoniang's head suddenly nodded like a chicken pecking rice, and she looked at Duan Mingyu with interest, with eager eyes, where was there still Fang Cai's angry look.

Duan Mingyu took a sip of tea, moistened his throat and said: "Ahem, please pay attention to listeners and friends, please pay attention to listeners and friends, the following are five fables created by Ben Zhuangyuan, the plot is ups and downs, the concept is novel, the structure is ingenious, there is no one before or after, if there is any similarity, it is pure coincidence!"

"Can you stop talking so much nonsense!" Everyone scolded in their hearts.

"Ahh Duan Mingyu sneezed loudly, "Who is it, which bastard scolds me again!" ”

The three of them looked at the sky for a while, looked at the ground for a while, and stared at their feet for a while, all with the expression of a thief's heart.

Forget it, don't worry about you, Duan Mingyu said, "I'll start when I come down!" ”

"It is said that the tortoise and the hare are racing, and the hare is so proud that the tortoise preempts it. When the rabbit woke up, he was so frightened that he immediately drove out at full speed, and chased it out, but the rabbit lost his footing for a moment and crashed into the tree, and a farmer happened to pass by the tree, picked up the rabbit and went home and burned the dead rabbit. ”

"Wow. This farmer's luck is so good, I'm afraid I'll never touch such a good thing in my life! Yang Zhaoniang's eyes lit up.

A foodie is a foodie, and it can never be changed, Duan Mingyu glared at Yang Zhaoniang: "Nonsense, how can this kind of thing happen, have you ever seen a tortoise and a rabbit race?" I'll go, a fable is a fable, just listen to it, don't take it seriously! ”

"Uh-huh, and then what? What happened next? Yang Zhaoniang nodded.

Duan Mingyu continued: "Then...... Then the farmer saw that the rabbit would crash into the tree and thought that the hounds were useless, so he killed the hounds and ate them. From then on, the farmer never worked again, but waited by the tree until the rabbit came to the door again......"

Wan Yanyan sighed: "This farmer is too stupid, the things that he gets for nothing can be regained, it is better to farm according to his duty!"

Duan Mingyu immediately patted his wife's ass: "The lady is really smart, this farmer doesn't work anymore, and the crops don't grow well, and then the farmer pulls up the crops, so that the grains are not harvested." If you can shoot your family's fart, this is conducive to family harmony and social progress, so Duan Mingyu's consistent purpose is that you must not be stingy with your fart.

"Well, go on, and winter is coming in a blink of an eye, and the farmer will no longer pick up dead rabbits, nor will he have any food to eat. Instead, he picked up a frozen snake on the road and wanted to go home to eat it, but the snake woke up and bit him to death......"

Duan Mingyu finished speaking in one breath, and called it a long time with a deep exhale, only to see that Yang Zhaoniang was still intoxicated in the sweet dream of waiting for the rabbit to hit the door: "Hey, hey, what are you thinking, I'm done!"

"Ah, that's it? No, didn't you say that you would tell five stories, you just told one, how could you finish it......" Yang Zhaoniang looked at Duan Mingyu with a confused expression, and asked very puzzled.

"What? It's already five! A hint of cunning flashed in Duan Mingyu's eyes, and he quickly covered it up, and said it seriously.

"No, I remember it clearly, I only talked about one!" Yang Zhaoniang shook her head stubbornly, as if she was very confident in her memory.

"No, no, this is the story of "Tortoise and Hare Race", "Waiting for the Rabbit", "Rabbit Dead Dog Cooking", "Seedlings Grow", "The Farmer and the Snake". Look at it, it's five! Duan Mingyu shook his head and said proudly.

"Ah, how can it be, how can it be like this!" Yang Zhaoniang's tears flowed, and her pitiful appearance made people very sympathetic and pity.

Alas, Sister Zhaoniang, we don't have a way, although this champion knows 5,000 years and 1,000 years, but there are not so many jokes and stories, you just make do with it and listen to it. In the future, the champion has free time, set up an editorial department, publish various publications, and invite dozens of readers like Pu Songling at that time, why worry about not having a story to listen to, at present, in this situation where all major events have to be decided by Lao Tzu, you can still endure it!

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