Volume 1: The Wind Rises and Peace Chapter 26: The True Colors of the Profiteers
Back at the cottage, Wang Le was still distressed that he hadn't bought land.
The people in Xijia Village have all been released, and Wang Le also had a cordial and friendly meeting with them, but the other party did not buy it, saying that even if his ancestor became a demon and a monster, he would still be his ancestor, and Wang Le, an outsider, was not allowed to interfere.
Wang Le was very annoyed by the old man called the second uncle. During the talks, Wang Le once wanted to knock out the other party's dentures.
The old man spoke too badly, if he hadn't brought Luo Ergou with him in a hurry this time, this old man might have been fooled by Luo Ergou to go to the Tianacropolis next door to plant trees, and his dentures could be tricked out of him to change saplings.
Wang Le thought viciously and was thinking about the happy place, but was pulled back to reality by a noise outside.
"Buy and leave, buy and leave!"
Wang Le looked out of the window, only to see Tu Batian, who had just gone up the mountain today, with one foot on a crumbling table, his right hand was shaking the dice cup frantically, and he was muttering some nonsense in his mouth.
One ear sat directly opposite Tu Batian, and casually threw a few melon seeds onto the table.
"Buy big!"
Tu Batian's eyes lit up, and then he shouted.
"Open! Leopard! Banker kills. ”
One ear patted his head in annoyance, took out a few melon seeds from his arms, and threw them on the table.
"Keep buying big."
Tu Batian still lives up to expectations and opens small.
One Ear was a little angry, he felt that he might have been tricked by Tu Batian, a professional gambling dog, so he shouted behind him.
"Ponies! Colt! ”
Ma Han hurried over when he heard this, and before he could open his mouth, he heard one ear pointing at Tu Batian and saying.
"Beat him!"
Tu Batian also broke through in the strong wind and waves, only to see him throw the dice cup, and compared a white crane with bright wings to Ma Han, and spoke.
"I'm a little overlord in Ping'an County, and I'm here to learn."
Wang Le was also stunned after hearing Tu Batian's introduction, it turned out to be the great god of Sanhe, no wonder he was so versatile.
Ma Han had never heard of the name of the great god of Sanhe, and he didn't ask why one ear wanted to beat Tu Batian, and it was two punches to Tu Batian.
Looking at Tu Batian again, he has already flown out like a kite with a broken string.
Seeing that Ma Han was still in pursuit, Wang Le hurriedly went out to stop him.
"Ma Han, don't bully others."
Ma Han put away his hand stupidly and muttered to Gao Weiliang, who was lying outside.
"This person is not as resistant to you as you are, when will you be well? I've been beating people all day. ”
“……”
Gao Weiliang suddenly felt that if he was disabled, his life might be much more comfortable than now.
When Wang Le saw this scene, he also smiled, and randomly walked to Tu Batian's side and spoke.
"Your military body fist is not as strong as Ma Han's."
Tu Batian was not convinced.
"Hmph, I'm just defenseless. Bet fifty taels, and I'll definitely win him if I fight again. ”
Wang Le smiled and said to Ma Han.
"Satisfy him!"
Before the words fell, I saw Tu Batian fly out again like a kite with a broken string.
Wang Le once again leaned next to Tu Batian and said with a smile.
"When will the fifty taels of silver be delivered?"
Tu Batian learned to be honest this time, rubbed his hands and said, "When I win money recently, I will definitely send it." ”
Wang Le nodded, and nodded at Gao Weiliang, before he spoke.
"See that cripple lying over there? The famous No. 1 master in Dongzhou was paralyzed by our Ma Han's two punches, you see how many punches you can take from the three and the little overlord. ”
Dart Master A, who was squatting on the side to watch the play, corrected: "Wrong, it's not two punches, it's one punch!" Uncle Ma paralyzed the No. 1 master in Dongzhou with one punch. ”
Tu Batian smirked and scratched his head.
"I'm also paralyzed a lot, but it's not like him. Hehehehehehe......"
"Sanhe is really talented."
Wang Le left a clueless sentence and returned to his room.
At this time, the weather has begun to be hot, and there is no habit of wearing short-sleeved shorts in this world, Wang Le already feels that he is starting to have prickly heat on his body.
Of course, there are some tools in this world to cool off, such as fans. But Wang Le is relatively lazy, so the production of the fan is imminent.
A few days ago, Wang Le looked for carpenters everywhere in the cottage, but no one in the cottage knew how to be a carpenter. In line with the principle of having enough food and clothing by himself, Wang Le decided to start thinking about it himself.
The fan is actually very easy to make, but the difficulty lies in how to make the fan rotate constantly. Originally, Wang Le had imagined using a rubber band to make the fan spin, but unfortunately the world still doesn't know where the rubber grows, and there is no condition to make a rubber band.
But today, when he saw the crude oil field, Wang Le suddenly felt as if he had found a way to generate kinetic energy. It's a pity that I didn't sell it to myself.
The more Wang Le thought about it, the more angry he became, and the more angry he became, the more he wanted Luo Ergou to trick the second uncle into buying saplings. After thinking about it for a long time, Wang Le decided to send someone to fool Xijia Village in a few days.
Thinking of this, Wang Lemeimei entered the dream.
Fan, I'm coming......
……
In the Imperial Palace of the Western Regions, a thin and somewhat sick man was lying on the bed, holding a thick smoking gun in his mouth. A few little eunuchs next to him were busy adding fire and filling the smoke.
After smashing a few bites, the man spoke to the little eunuch next to him.
"Where is this tobacco soil paid tribute? It tastes really good, and it's strong enough. ”
The little eunuch hurriedly replied flatteringly.
"Lord Qiyu, this smoke is a tribute from Tianyu City. This smoke is called the land of heaven there. ”
The man nodded and smiled.
"I didn't expect that I guessed that the sect would also be lucky enough to suck the land of heaven, hahaha, and it was not in vain that I guessed the sect to go through the world."
When the little eunuch heard that his boss was so happy, he quickly flattered him.
"Only under the rule of the lord of the kingdom can there be this heavenly land, this heavenly land."
Chaizong was very happy, nodded, and shouted outside the door.
"Come on, pull him out and cut him down for me."
The little eunuchs are stupid, what kind of routine is this, why do they kill people if they don't agree with each other?
The little eunuch was still confused when he was carried out by two people, while Chai Zong was still lying on the bed, muttering to himself.
"My father told me since I was a child that those who flatter me are traitors, and I want to stay away from traitors!"
As he spoke, Chaizong smashed a few more puffs of cigarette guns.
"Report!"
A soldier hurried over and shouted as he stood outside the palace.
Chaizong was enjoying the clouds, and was suddenly interrupted by someone, with some displeasure on his face.
"The lord of the country is communicating with the gods, and you actually interrupted our conversation? Hurry up and say what it is, if it doesn't matter, you can cut yourself. ”
The soldier broke out in a cold sweat and hurriedly spoke.
"Your Majesty, the Acropolis is here to report that the general you sent to conquer the Acropolis accidentally fell from his horse and died."
"Huh?"
Chai Zong looked surprised and asked.
"Accidentally fell off a horse and died?"
"Yes, that's what the messenger from the Acropolis said."
Chaizong stood up and paced back and forth around the edge of the bed.
Suddenly, I saw Chai Zong kick the edge of the bed and shout at the door.
"Pull him out and cut him down for me, and tell me this little thing. If you fall to death, you fall to your death! ”
The soldier is also stupid, what is the situation? Why did you turn your face again when you didn't agree?
Seeing that the soldier had been dragged away, Chai Zong returned to bed and continued to smash his smoking gun.
The little eunuchs next to them were so frightened that they even slowed down their work a lot, for fear of angering the lord of the country and causing their lives to be lost.
"Report!"
Another soldier ran over quickly, knelt outside the palace, and saw that the lord of the country was still swallowing clouds and spitting fog, and suddenly did not dare to speak.
After about half a pillar of incense, Guess Zong came back to his senses from the clouds, looked at the soldiers outside the hall, and asked.
"What are you going to report?"
"Report, the Acropolis City designed to kill the general's life, and may have rebelled."
Chai Zong was furious and yelled.
"Bold! On this day, the Acropolis ate the bear's heart and leopard's gall, and actually dared to murder the general of the country's lord? ”
After finishing speaking, Chaizong was stunned, thought about it and asked the little eunuchs beside him.
"Why does the Acropolis sound so familiar this day? Have they ever paid tribute? ”
A little eunuch replied tremblingly.
"Lord Qiqi, the Acropolis of Heaven is the Acropolis that paid you a tribute last year with black smoke and soil."
When Chaizong heard this, the anger on his face was even stronger.
"It turned out to be the place where fake cigarettes were paid tribute to the lord of the country! Anyone who sells fake cigarettes has to die! By the way, how did I punish that city at the time? ”
When the little eunuch heard this, he continued to tremble and replied.
"After you scolded them last time, you smoked the tobacco from other places, and then you smoked happily and put this matter down."
Chaizong nodded.
"I see!"
As he spoke, he heard Chaizong shouting outside the door.
"Cut them both down!"
Saying that, Chaizong also muttered to himself.
"They know too much."
……
At this time, the Heavenly Acropolis has been besieged for more than ten days, and a group of people are discussing countermeasures in the City Lord's Mansion.
"It's not a way to be surrounded by them like this, the city lord has to find a way to solve this matter, otherwise the people's hearts will be scattered." A staff member of the City Lord's Mansion spoke.
The Acropolis City Lord glanced at the staff member and spoke.
", I know I have to solve it, if I have a solution, I still have to ask you?"
Another staff member sitting in the corner spoke.
"I've got a plan here."
"Tell me about it."
Seeing that his words aroused the interest of the city lord, this staff member felt that his meteoric prosperity was just around the corner, so he cleared his throat and spoke.
"It's time to pay tribute to the lord of the country again, last year's tobacco has no words, I'm afraid it is deeply loved by the lord, why can't you pay tribute to last year's tobacco this year?"
The city lord of the Heavenly Acropolis was happy when he heard this.
yes, why didn't I think of tobacco stubble? The lord of the country likes tobacco the most, as long as the tobacco soil satisfies him, nothing is a problem.
Thinking of this, the City Lord of the Heavenly Acropolis couldn't help but ask.
"Who prepared last year's tobacco?"
I saw that the staff who had just come up with an idea raised his hand gently.
"It's me!"
"You quickly prepare a batch of tobacco and soil like last year, and send someone to send it to the lord of the country. I think that after the lord of the country gets this batch of smoke, he will definitely be able to dissipate his anger. ”
Hearing this, the staff member nodded quickly and immediately withdrew.
……
In the Acropolis, I saw that the city lord's staff who had just come up with the idea was walking around in a small alley, walked to the gate of a courtyard, and knocked lightly on the door.
"What's the matter with you?" A young guy opened the door and asked.
The staff smiled and replied, "I'll talk to Boss Jia about business." ”
"Oh." The little servant answered and closed the door, and ran into the courtyard to report.
"Master, master!"
The little guy shouted excitedly when he entered the main hall.
A fat man stepped out from behind the screen in the main hall and asked.
"What's the matter? So flustered? ”
"Our moldy soba noodles are in sale."
"Huh?"
"The guy who bought tobacco last year is here again."
Hearing this, the fat man hurriedly waved his hand.
"This is a big customer, please come soon! Hurry up, please! ”