Chapter Ninety-Three: It's All a Misunderstanding! ~Ask for flowers
Duan Mingyu clapped his hands, put the woman on the ground, and slammed his head, "Oh no, Mrs. Ji!" "I dizzy, I followed someone to the women's toilet, and I lost the person, Lao Tzu really went back the more and more. Duan Mingyu immediately opened the toilet door, and was about to sprint at a speed of two hundred yards per second, but he was stunned to find that there were three people in front of him, and the style of these shoes should be two men and one woman! Could it be that you have been in the toilet for too long? Hao Ran was already lined up at the door.
Duan Mingyu was suddenly a little glad that he threw himself into the toilet and fell, his face was black at the moment, and he didn't know that he thought he was digging coal mines in Shanxi. If you wait a while, when these people go to the toilet and go in, they will find that there is a woman inside, and they will definitely scream, "Ah, catch the man who ran out just now!" "If the folk customs are simple, Duan Mingyu needs to use light skills to escape with his life, even so, tomorrow morning, there will definitely be a strong headline in the streets and alleys: a perverted man peeps into the women's toilet!
When Duan Mingyu thought of this, he felt a chill in his heart, and suddenly remembered that he seemed to have forgotten to bring the door of the latrine, and he couldn't help but panic, raised his head, and saw two men in household clothes staring straight ahead, not at Duan Mingyu, and the woman in the thatched house who had never even mentioned her pants. The two families looked at the woman's sudden spring, and a pig-like smile appeared on their faces, and the corners of their mouths matched
A few drops of clear saliva, tsk, even Gao Ren would feel ashamed of himself for being so superb. Could it be that this toilet is a toilet for the people of some house?
"I'll just say that someone is following us, obviously I heard a voice in the hut, but you still don't believe it, ah...... Catch this thief! A bewitching voice sounded in Duan Mingyu's ears, and then the voice became frightened, and even Duan Mingyu was terrified. Ancestors, you are a plank, how can it be Ji Yunyi, Duan Mingyu has the heart to die. hurriedly covered his face, the family of Wanfu may not recognize himself yet, Ji Yunyi is not easy to say, the matter of meeting Yanyan should be considered in the long run, the most important thing at present is the thirty-six plan, go as the best plan!
Duan Mingyu deliberately pretended to be hoarse, and whispered to the two families: "Dude, please let me go!"
The two Jiading swallowed back the saliva that was about to fall to the ground, looked at each other with satisfaction, and nodded knowingly, can't blame Jiading's numbness, Jiading is just an ordinary person, and it is the lowest ordinary person, some of them don't even have personal freedom, so they don't want to cause trouble, and they don't want to learn from Lei Feng, especially when the other party is not a good thing, the consequences of causing trouble are extremely tragic. There is another reason, these two families don't peek at the maids in the house taking a bath on weekdays, strictly speaking, they and this person with a dark face are peers, even if they don't cooperate with each other, at least they can't fry each other.
So the two families coincidentally made the same move, and turned sideways to make way for Duan Mingyu, who was rushing forward, but it was a pity that the two family members avoided Duan Mingyu's action with a slight flaw, so that Duan Mingyu, who could have escaped, had to hate the scene. I wanted to get out of the way, but the movements of the two families were a little muddy, and their bodies were out of the way, but they didn't have time to retract their feet, so they shouted, Duan Mingyu, who rushed quickly, was tragic......
Duan Mingyu only felt that something was tripped under his feet, and then his body involuntarily rose into the air, and then a fierce "tiger descended the mountain...... Of course, some officials also call this action "hungry dog pounces".
"Restrain him!" Ji Yunyi said to the two family members.
The two of them walked forward helplessly, "Dude, I'm sorry, you can go with peace of mind!" ”
"Where to go?" Duan Mingyu's nosebleed for a long time, and his face became more fancy, and he asked in a daze.
"Yes, of course...... Yamen! "The two family members set up Duan Mingyu one on the left and one on the right, in fact, they should find a rope first and tie Duan Mingyu up, so that Duan Mingyu can't escape no matter what. But an oversight means that things will change unexpectedly, and Duan Mingyu knows martial arts, and the consequence of knowing martial arts is that the two Ding are directly knocked unconscious on the ground. Before they fainted on the ground, each of them said a word. The housekeeper on the left said, "No one can make me get into trouble anymore, and neither can my wife!" The voice of the family on the right is a little desolate, "Good people don't live long!" ”
Regarding the silent remorse of the two family members, Duan Mingyu just smiled slightly. The meat has also been seen and the people have been beaten, and the top priority is to flee the scene. Duan Mingyu used his internal strength, and the wind slowly grew under his feet, and he was already three zhang away after jumping out.
Ji Yunyi looked at the back of this person who was gradually moving away, and felt some familiar feelings, voice, height, and gradually a figure in his mind coincided, "Duan Mingyu, you stop me!" ”
Duan Mingyu was jumping high, and after hearing this, he fell directly to the ground! This posture is very handsome, with his head to the ground and his feet to the sky, just like Ouyang Feng who has reversely practiced the "Nine Yin True Scripture", but Ouyang Feng is crazy, but Duan Mingyu is faint; In terms of the degree of effort in practicing, Duan Mingyu is really much more clever than Ouyang Feng, Ouyang Feng's practice is too ostentatious, from the foot of Huashan to the top of Huashan Mountain, Duan Mingyu has always been attentive when practicing, never showing his face, because his whole head has sunk to the ground. It is really jaw-dropping, even if Ouyang Feng is reincarnated, he will inevitably feel admiration. Originally, Ji Yunyi was really not sure if this person was Duan Mingyu, but she was just a little suspicious, so she was ready to test who the so-called party was! Unexpectedly, this try, Duan Mingyu really showed his feet.
The consequences of exposing the horse's feet were very serious, and the consequence was that Duan Mingyu fainted extremely irresponsibly.
Before Duan Mingyu fell into a coma, he said a sentence with great grief, which is comparable to that in a certain movie: "This official now officially accepts Chang Wei's case of adultery against Qi Qin." The voice trembled thrillingly, "Misunderstanding, it's all a misunderstanding!" ”
Ji Yunyi has an urge to go crazy, what should I do? A mess in one place, report to the official, right? Well? Duan Mingyu seems to have caused this bad consequence because he was following me, should he report it to the official or not, Ji Yunyi pondered for a moment, suddenly made up his mind, and walked in the direction of the yamen, so that Duan Mingyu would no longer entangle the Wan family, so he ......
A moment later, when Ji Yunyi came out of the yamen, there were already several more catchers behind him.
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