One hundred and five chapters of teasing
After Li Yan's words fell, there was an eerie silence in the hall for a while, and then Ashina Buduo took the lead in making a sound.
"Hahahaha".
After hearing what Li Yan said, Ashinabdo was stunned for a moment, and then laughed as if he had heard some of the funniest jokes. This was not only Ashina laughing, but even the two guards who were following him were laughing out loud.
After an eerie silence in the entire hall, it was the laughter of Ashinabdo and his two guards. And Yang Liaoxin, Tang Shishi, Liu Yiyi and others, as well as Ning Yi, looked at these three people with strange expressions.
They really didn't understand, didn't Li Yan just say that he wanted to compete in martial arts, why he suddenly laughed, and his expression was as if he had seen something happiest. Could it be that these three people have mental problems?
But this is actually not to blame Ashinabdo, and his two guards laughed without manners. The main reason is that they are all Turkic people, and the Turks are a people who speak on horseback. And it is because it is a nation that speaks on horseback, which causes these people to be born strong, and they are all burly people, and the people are fierce.
And Li Yan and the others are all the people of the Tang Dynasty, and the words of the Tang Dynasty are comfortable and comfortable, so they cannot be compared with these people who are on horseback, which causes the people of the Tang Dynasty to be weaker Turks in general. It is precisely because of this that it also caused the Turkic soldiers and horses of the Tang Dynasty to be strong.
So when Li Yan said that he wanted to compete in martial arts, they were like hearing something that was the funniest. If it is said that the dance text is inky, Li Yan and the others can throw them eighteen streets. But it's better than strength to fight, hehe, that's Ashinab throwing them eighteen streets.
However, this is mainly because Ashina Buduo did not tell his true identity, if he said his true identity, Li Yan would not have chosen it like this.
However, since Li Yan said so, he will directly meet Li Yan's request, and when the time comes to compete with Li Yanwu, he will beat Li Yan severely, which is also a legitimate thing. Even if Li Yan was beaten to death, the people in the hall would not say anything, at most, they would glare angrily, and they couldn't do anything to themselves.
Ashina thought so beautifully in her heart. However, since Li Yan made such a request, it means that he is sure, and Li Yan doesn't know that he is not a Han Chinese? Although Li Yan didn't guess which ethnic group in the north Ashina Buduo belonged to, he knew that he was a nomadic from the north.
Since you know that you are a northern nomad, you know the main advantages of your northern nomad. Since you know that you still mention it, you can grasp it yourself. You must know that Li Yan has learned kung fu with fists and feet, and his body is flexible and adaptable. In some kung fu, every move and every style is varied. And the nomads in the north are just able to know the three axes, which is nothing more than whoever has the most strength wins.
Second, it is just the right thing to be able to obey what Ashina Buduo is most looking forward to in his heart. The second is to beat Ashina Buduo as he thought, beating Ashina Buduo fiercely, and letting out the evil breath in his heart.
The two of them have their own careful thoughts and calculations in their hearts, but they already know who can win. But when things are in everyone's calculations, there will always be something unexpected that happens.
Ashina thought crookedly in his heart, so he agreed directly: "Okay, since you have said so, I can't say anything." I know that you and I are competing for financial resources, and you can't compare to me, so I chose this method. ”
"But this method is also very much in line with my intentions, so it will be decided by martial arts. But I feel that 5,000 taels of silver tickets are okay, but I feel that there is something missing, why don't we add one? ”
Ashinabdo said this, the corners of his mouth turned up, and he looked at Li Yan playfully with a provocative expression.
Li Yan turned a blind eye to Ashinabdo's provocation, and asked curiously, "Oh? I don't know what to add? ”
When Ashina Buduo heard Li Yan's question, he knew that Li Yan had agreed, so he said: "In addition to giving five thousand taels to the person who wins, the person who loses also has to kneel and call the person who wins grandpa, I don't know what to do with the same condition?" ”
When Li Yan heard Ashinabdo's condition, he didn't agree immediately, but asked, "What is the person who loses called the person who wins?" ”
When Ashinabdo heard Li Yan's question, he thought that he hadn't heard it clearly, so he said it again: "Call grandpa." ”
When Li Yan heard Ashinabdo's words, he still asked as if he didn't hear him clearly, "What's it called?" ”
Ashinabdo continued to repeat again: "Call grandpa. ”
Li Yan still pretended not to hear it, and continued to ask, "What's it called?" ”
"Call Grandpa." Ashinabdo saw Li Yan and asked again, and finally began to get irritable.
If you say that a person does not hear clearly the first time, please forgive yourself. I didn't hear it the second time, and sometimes it doesn't hurt to say it again. If you say it three times and still don't hear it clearly, it means that you are teasing yourself.
And the people in the hall, when Ashina Buduo said it for the first time, they had already heard it clearly, and they didn't believe that Li Yan couldn't hear it clearly. Since Li Yan heard it clearly, what did Li Yan mean by this continuous question? They just don't get it.
But Li Yan didn't care about it, but asked, "What's it called?" ”
"Call Grandpa." Seeing that Li Yan still didn't hear it, Ashina Buduo immediately couldn't speak, and he couldn't wait to go up and step on Li Yan's face.
Li Yan saw that Ashina Buduo was already on the verge of going berserk, so he still made a look of not hearing clearly, put his hand behind his ear, and asked with a look of eagerness to know: "Please say it louder, I didn't hear it clearly, what did you call me?" ”
Seeing Li Yan like this, Ashinabdo didn't pay attention to the difference in Li Yan's words, but went straight to the rampage. A face flushed and roared: "I said grandpa, grandpa, grandpa, can't you hear these two words?" ”
Yan didn't care about Ashina Budo's roar, but responded with a smile on his face: "Hey, grandson is so good, grandpa, I heard it clearly this time." ”
After Li Yan responded, there was a strange silence in the hall again, and this silence could hear the voice of everyone breathing.
In the hall, Tang Shishi, Yang Liaoxin, Liu Yiyi and others, after Li Yan's words fell, they all slowly opened their mouths one by one, and in the end, they seemed to be able to stuff a big duck egg, and they looked at Li Yan in disbelief. Even Ning Yi opened his mouth wide and looked at Li Yan in disbelief, as if he had seen something strange.
And Ashinabdo was directly stunned, with a blank and puzzled face, he didn't know what he had heard just now.
After a few seconds of eerie silence in the hall, there was a burst of laughter, and even Ning Yi laughed.
"Hahahahaha".
The first to laugh out loud was Liu Yiyi, who was the first to come back to her senses after looking at Li Yan a few times. After coming back to his senses, he just snorted and covered his mouth and laughed. This smile didn't matter, but it brought the rest of the people back to their senses.
Everyone who came back to their senses laughed, and one by one they laughed with red faces, and in the end, they all covered their stomachs and bent over with laughter, and even laughed out of tears. What's more, Yang Liaoxin, Tang Xiu and Wen Monkey directly slapped the table and laughed.
And poor Ashinabdo, after everyone laughed for a while, they still didn't understand what was going on, or they were in a state of confusion, dazedness, and bewilderment, not knowing what was going on.
And the guards beside Ashina Buduo also wanted to laugh very much, but they didn't dare to laugh out loud, so they could only hold back, if they laughed out loud, their upward heads, I am afraid that they would not be able to protect themselves. When I go back, I should be cut directly.
What you must know is that even if Ashina Buduo loses his face and says something funny, they don't dare to laugh, after all, this is the prince of the Turks. If the prince made a fool of himself, the guards also laughed, so it would be returned.
Although they also want to laugh, they are more angry. One by one, the dignified Turkic princes were teased by an unknown person, made a fool of themselves in public, and called someone else's grandfather, and this person was still Han.
This is in the face of Ashinabdo, in the face of the Ashina family, in the face of the Turkic Khan, and in the face of the entire Turkic people. In other words, Ashinabdo is losing face, and these of them who are guarding are also losing face, so they are also losing the face of the entire Turkic people.
In other words, if they lose face, they are losing the face of Ashinabduo and the face of the entire Turkic people, and Ashinabduo is losing face, and they are also losing the face of the Turks.
According to normal words, they just have to take the blame for Ashinabudo. But they have to carry this pot, and they have to carry it if they don't carry it, which is the duty of the guards.
When the two guards saw that Ashina Budo was still dazed and confused, one of them went to Ashina's ear and whispered a few words, and after speaking, this person retreated directly to the side.
After the guards whispered a few words in his ear, Ashinabdo, who originally looked confused, gradually came back to his senses. Ashinabudo, who came back to his senses, slowly began to change his face directly.
Ashinabdo's face first darkened directly, slowly became gloomy, and then became cold, and also exuded a faint murderous aura. There is also a breath of breath in this murderous aura, this breath has become noble, and there is also a trace of majesty, and the whole person's temperament has also changed.
And this change in Ashina Buduo is still Tang Shishi and others who are still smiling, and they are also aware of it, let alone Li Yan. Li Yan only glanced at Ashina Buduo when he saw this change, but in his heart, it was Ashina's identity that he guessed.
Li Yan thought that Ashinabudo's identity was just a child of a rich family in the north, or the son of an official. But from the change of Ashina Buduo, and the nobility and majesty of the breath that leaks out, it doesn't feel like the son of a rich family or the son of an official, but more like the kind of person who is above 10,000 people, only has this kind of temperament.
And the guard standing beside Ashinabduo was shocked when he saw the change in his master, and hurriedly pretended to cough and shouted: "Ahem, Childe." ”
Ashinabdo heard the voice of his guard, and when he saw his current appearance, he knew that it had passed, if his son was like this, it would not arouse the suspicion of others, but what he knew was that the daughter of the county guard of Xihe County was still here.
If this little beauty tells his father about his changes, it will cause speculation, and the plan will not be carried out if his identity is exposed, and Gao Zhenyin's family may be in danger, in that case, it will ruin the big plan of Jieli Khan Ashina.
When the time comes, when he returns to Turk, he will not be killed by his father. Even if Jieli Khan Ashina likes himself, but in big things, he will not condone himself so recklessly. Even if his father doesn't pursue it, I'm afraid he will have nothing to do with the sweat position in the future.
Ashinabduo slowly put away his breath and temperament, and the whole person once again looked like a second ancestor. However, his anger did not disappear, and he still looked at Li Yan with a hideous face, and his eyes were like a fierce beast that loved people.
Ashinabdo looked at Li Yan and said with a hideous expression: "Do you want to die?" Actually trick me for me. ”
"Ahem." When Li Yan heard Ashina Budo's words, he pretended to cough twice, looked at Ashina with an innocent face and said, "I'll cheat you?" Did I cheat you? It's just that I didn't hear clearly, but you said the wrong thing yourself, why is it on my head? How innocent this is, I didn't say that you slandered, it's good. ”
When Li Yan said this, she was like a wronged little daughter-in-law, with an aggrieved face.
"And as the saying goes, it's a bastard not to take advantage of it, so I'm not stupid enough not to take advantage of it. So you can't blame me for this, you can only blame you for speaking too carelessly, so pay attention to the next time you speak, otherwise someone will take advantage of you. ”
Li Yan said this, with a righteous and resolute expression, as if all this had nothing to do with him. And when he said this, he also had a tone of lesson, like a teacher teaching a child who can't do things.
Tang Shishi, Yang Liaoxin, Liu Yiyi, Wen Jing and others on the side, when they saw Li Yan's appearance, and heard what Li Yan said and his tone, they all turned their heads in unison, as if I didn't see it, I didn't hear it. And everyone is still forced to laugh.
For they have seen shamelessness, and have never seen such shamelessness. I've seen shameless, but I've never seen such a shameless person. They really wanted to say this one I didn't know. They really didn't expect Li Yan to have such a shameless and shameless side.
You have taken advantage of others, and you actually take a bite in turn, as if you have been greatly wronged. It's not even a matter of this, it's shameless enough to say that taking advantage of others is so righteous.
But it's not easy for them to say anything, after all, this is a matter for Li Yan and Ashina Budo, and they also like to see Ashina Buduo's angry thunderous appearance. It makes them look very comfortable in their hearts. They haven't been able to get used to this Ashinab for a long time, so this is also a breath for them.
However, they immediately found that it was a correct choice to follow Li Yan out today, although it was very shameful in the front, but what was the good show in the back and the shame in the front.
And Ashinabdo saw Li Yan like this, and when he heard Li Yan's words, his lungs were about to explode. Looking at him, it seems that he is the one who suffers, and it is himself who takes advantage of it. He really couldn't understand how Li Yan could be so shameless and shameless. Doesn't it mean that the people in Datang are all humble and gentlemanly, and they are all people who know etiquette very well. But looking at where Li Yan hangs with a humble gentleman, where he looks like he understands etiquette, he is clearly like a ruffian.
But what Li Yan said also made him speechless. is also as Li Yan said, he didn't pay attention and accidentally said the wrong thing. And isn't it to blame you for asking again and again to provoke me, otherwise I would have said the wrong thing? Will it also give you a chance to take advantage?
Although Ashinabdo wanted to shout out like this, it didn't make much sense. So he could only look at Li Yan with a hideous face, and said hatefully: "I don't want to say too much to you now, this is a matter of words after all." Since you proposed that we come to Wubi, then we will see the real chapter, even if you don't agree to my proposal, it doesn't matter, I will beat you until you call it. ”
Ashinabdo said this, leaking a cruel smile at Li Yan.
In fact, this is not to blame Ashina Buduo for such an impulse, but Li Yan deliberately set him up, and he just happened to get in. And Ashinabdo's recklessness, this is mainly attributed to the characteristics of people.
For example, when you are doing something and you don't do it well the first time. Okay, it's okay, I'll be able to do it once. However, if I didn't do it well the second time, a little emotion had already arisen in my heart. But none of these problems are very big.
Since you haven't done it well twice, you're doing it once, but when you don't do it well the third time, a little emotion in your heart will turn into impatience and boredom. But if you don't do it well after doing it four times, the impatience and boredom in your heart will increase exponentially, and in the end, you will lose your temper and stop doing it.
And the same thing is true for this one. And people are irrational under impulse, they will do a lot of things wrong, and they will ignore a lot of things. It's like this Ashina, who has been led astray by others, and is still enjoying it. In the end, I was cheated by someone, and I didn't react to what was going on.
But like this, you need to know the psychological role of people, and you need to be smart enough. can play like this, if you don't understand, don't know, don't be smart, be careful to be given anti-routines, and get yourself into it, I'm afraid it's a bit of fun.
So it can be seen from this incident that the gap between Ashina Buduo and Li Yan is not a star and a half. Although it looks a little deep at the city, it doesn't have enough intelligence to support it, and it will only be played with by others.
And Li Yan smiled noncommittally at what Ashina Buduo said and said, "I didn't say I wouldn't agree to your proposal, okay." It's just that you are directing and acting alone from the beginning, and I just came out to play with you in order to cooperate with you, so don't be sentimental. ”