Just now, in the front yard of the huge street, thousands of people gathered together, and they were all full of voices, just because of what Wang Hao said, they immediately became silent, and two people who were close to each other could easily hear each other's "plopping" and making a heartbeat.

After seeing that everyone remained shocked and silent, Wang Hao immediately panicked, he didn't have time to think about it, so he pulled Zhang Sanmu, who was standing beside him, and walked about a foot away in the open space, wanting to find out the reason for this situation from Zhang Sanmu's mouth.

"Brother Miki, Fang Cai, I just finished speaking, and everyone was silent, what is the situation?" Wang Hao, who looked confused, couldn't wait to ask.

In the face of Wang Hao's inquiry, Zhang Sanmu, who was dragged a foot away, asked rhetorically: "Brother Hao, what did you just say, don't you know why?" ”

Regarding Zhang Sanmu's rhetorical question, Wang Hao didn't even think about it, so he replied without hesitation: "Yes, Brother Sanmu, of course I don't know why, if I know, I still need to, pull you to borrow a step to speak alone." ”

Seeing Wang Hao's ignorant expression, Zhang Sanmu didn't want to break it, afraid that once it was broken, it would put both of them in an embarrassing situation.

After weighing it in his heart, Zhang Sanmu knocked on the side and said: "Brother Hao, didn't you say that in a few big bamboo baskets in front of more than a dozen thatched houses in our backyard, there are tens of thousands of bamboo chips, and these bamboo pieces are split into bamboo sticks, and then used to wear them into meat pieces and put them on the fire to roast and eat." Those bamboo pieces cannot be split into bamboo skewers to be used to thread meat. ”

Wang Hao obviously failed to understand Zhang Sanmu's euphemistic reminder, and defended himself reluctantly: "Isn't it a waste to put those bamboo pieces in the bamboo basket and not use them idle?" I asked you to take someone to split these bamboo pieces into strips of bamboo skewers, which were used to wear small pieces of meat and roast meat on the fire, why not?

"In my opinion, this is clearly recycling, why are you surprised by this, and even I see that some people are covering their mouths and noses with their palms, why is that? I really don't know anything about that. Don't be like a girl, it's okay to talk straight. ”

Seeing that Wang Hao had said everything to this point, Zhang Sanmu felt that it was useless for him to follow the good path, so he had to tell the truth: "Brother Hao, do you know that the bamboo pieces in those bamboo baskets are not useless for the prophets, on the contrary, these bamboo pieces are very useful, they are all toilet chips, and we use these bamboo pieces to wipe our butts when we go to the thatched house to shit on weekdays." ”

Speaking of this, Zhang Sanmu felt that he should stop at the point, and there was no need to continue, but he thought of one more thing, and as soon as the conversation changed, he asked very curiously: "Brother Hao, you shit in the thatched house on weekdays, aren't these bamboo pieces wiping your buttocks?" ”

It is no exaggeration to say that when Wang Hao learned from Zhang Sanmu's mouth that the bamboo pieces placed in those bamboo baskets outside more than a dozen thatched houses were actually used to wipe his buttocks, for him, a modern person, it was like a thunder on the ground, which made him feel like five thunders hit the top.

And at this time, Wang Hao faced Zhang Sanmu's soul torture, and after being stunned for two moments, he was in a hurry, and replied: "Brother Sanmu, let me tell you, after I shit in the thatched house on weekdays, I wipe my buttocks with my fingers, and then rinse my hands with water, you must not say it." ”

I heard Wang Hao say that he wiped his buttocks with his fingers when he went to the thatched house to shit on weekdays, and almost didn't make Zhang Sanmu faint on the spot, fortunately he hadn't eaten dinner yet, otherwise, he would have to vomit immediately.

Because on weekdays, Wang Hao and Zhang Sanmu are almost inseparable, except for the two of them who were responsible for patrolling Wengwazi North Street together in the past, and also eating together, Wang Hao doesn't know how many steamed buns he has taken for him with the hands he used to wipe his buttocks, and occasionally helped him brush the bowl several times.

The actual situation is that since the first day Wang Hao crossed over, he has never used bamboo chips to wipe his buttocks, let alone be stupid enough to wipe his butts with his fingers, but when people are not paying attention, he steals some jute paper from the office room to wipe his buttocks.

Although the ancient jute paper was a little rough, when it was used to wipe the buttocks, it felt panicked, and it was not the same as modern toilet paper, but in the eyes of Wang Hao at that time, it was an honor to be able to use paper to wipe the buttocks in ancient times.

It was not until later that Wang Hao learned that toilet chips, also known as toilet chips, toilet ruts, toilet grates, stirring sticks and dry sticks, refer to the wooden or bamboo strips used to wipe filth after defecation, and this kind of toilet chips were still used in parts of China and Japan in the twentieth century, and were recorded in the Book of the Southern Tang Dynasty, Zizhi Tongjian, and Fayuan Zhulin.

If Wang Hao didn't learn from Zhang Sanmu which bamboo slices were toilet chips, and really split the bamboo slices into bamboo skewers, and then put them into meat skewers, and put them on the fire to roast and eat meat skewers, it would really be a heavy taste.

After thinking for a while, Wang Hao asked Zhang Sanmu to go to the account office to withdraw twenty taels of silver, go to the grocery store not far from the Yamen of the street division, buy thousands of clean and unused bamboo sticks, as well as hundreds of pieces of charcoal, and then buy some pepper, chili powder and other spices for later use.

Subsequently, Wang Hao instructed several men from the Yamen of the Street Division to quickly remove the 20 pigs and 20 sheep sent by Kaifeng Mansion and slaughter them, cut them into pieces of meat the size of fingernails, and send them to the backyard for barbecue.

As the saying goes, there is a lot of strength in numbers, and it takes almost two moments of work to get the necessary meat, spices, charcoal, etc. for the barbecue, and the barbecue begins.

Since it was the first time for these ancients to eat this kind of barbecue, they were all very surprised and at the same time, they also felt that the taste was very delicious, and they all praised this form of barbecue.

However, according to the regulations of the Street Division, at least 200 of them should patrol the streets at night until the end of the day.

In order to prevent the street officials who patrol the streets at night from being able to participate in the barbecue dinner, Wang Hao decided to extinguish the lights in the front yard and lock the doors of the office room, but only closed the door in the front yard of the street division, but did not latch it, leaving a door for them.

But who knows, Wang Hao, who was originally an excellent starting point, did not wait for the 200 street officials who came to patrol the streets at night not long after the end of the day, but waited for Song Renzong Zhao Zhen, Empress Cao, Miao Guifei and Princess Fukang Zhao Huiruo and their family of four.

More than 100 soldiers of the Xiangjun Army squatted two feet away from the gate of the backyard of the street division, gathered together, eating barbecue, eating wine, talking, laughing, and making trouble.

After suddenly seeing someone break in, they immediately got up one after another, surrounded these uninvited guests who broke in, just a few blinks of their eyelids, Song Renzong Zhao Zhen's family of four, as well as Zhang Maoze, the deputy head of the inner guard, and the twenty internal guards, were all surrounded by them.

Wang Hao and Bao Zheng, who were more than ten zhang away from the gate of the backyard, learned that someone had broken in, for fear of injuring the intruder by mistake, and hurried over to find out.

"What a bold man, this is the Yamen of the Street Division, and you men and women dare to break in, it is really unreasonable. Brothers, take down all these intruders of unknown origin! Commander Zhao, who commanded this battalion, did not wait for Wang Hao and Bao Zheng to rush to the front, and with the strength of the wine, he made his own decision and gave an order to the battalion soldiers under him.