Volume II: Fengtian Carriage 026.The Old Lady's Footcloth
While the soldiers defending the city were still studying how to be invulnerable, and constantly putting forward their opinions and opinions. Tu Batian had already arrived at the City Lord's Mansion with the wooden box on his back.
At this time, Wang Le had not yet gotten up, and Wang Le, who was sleeping, was suddenly woken up by a foul smell.
Looking blankly at the surroundings and seeing that there was nothing, Wang Le said to himself in a daze: "Could it be that I farted myself?" ”
After saying this, Wang Le lay down on the bed again, ready to conceive the next wave of sleep.
As a result, the foul smell was getting closer and closer, and it had begun to make Wang Le a little breathless.
At this moment, Wang Le suddenly heard someone knocking on the door.
Before Wang Le could get up, Tu Batian walked in with a wooden box on his back excitedly, and said to Wang Le: "Brother Le, I have already taken back what you wanted." ”
Wang Le was so smoked by the stench that he couldn't open his eyes, and only after a while did he say to Tu Batian: "What kind of thing did you bring back?" An old lady's footwrap? ”
General Tu Batian placed the wooden box in front of Wang Le, and said with a smile: "Isn't this what you want?" I dug for a long time, and I was ambushed, and I brought it back to you from Ping'an County with a lot of hard work. ”
Wang Le pinched his nose and looked at it, and then asked Tu Batian with some confusion: "Don't you think it stinks?" ”
Tu Batian sniffed, then shook his head and said, "At first, I felt a little stinky, but I don't know why, now I don't feel stinky." ”
As he spoke, Tu Batian rubbed his hands at Wang Le, and asked expectantly, "Brother Le, what is this thing in?" Hurry up and open the eyes of the brothers. ”
At this time, Wang Le was also a little puzzled, didn't he say that it was silver? How can it stink so much?
But Wang Le did not suspect that Yu Chao was lying to himself, after all, according to Yu Chao's character of being greedy for life and afraid of death, he couldn't do this kind of thing that was clearly here to send him to death.
After thinking about it, Wang Le still waved his hand lightly at Tu Batian.
"Thank you for your hard work, go back and have a good rest. Your reward will be arranged for you in two days. ”
As he spoke, Wang Le pushed Tu Batian out of the room.
After Tu Batian left, Wang Le pinched his nose and looked at the wooden box with a puzzled expression.
It stinks, it's unbearable.
Finally, when it was dawn, Wang Le heard several screams coming from the room where the handyman lived not far away.
Wang Le pinched his nose, opened the window and looked out.
"What's wrong? What's wrong? ”
Wang Le asked a servant in a hurry.
The servant was originally in a hurry, but after seeing that it was the lord of the city who asked him, he hurriedly stopped his eager steps and opened his mouth to reply.
"Back to the city lord, someone has fainted over there, and everyone is suspicious of this stinky ......"
The servant hadn't finished speaking, but just gently inhaled the smell wafting out of the window of Wang Le's room, and immediately foamed at the mouth and lay on the ground.
Wang Le is stupid, what the hell is in this special wooden box? Why is it so powerful?
After muttering for a while, Wang Le still decided to open the wooden box.
I sat alone in front of the wooden box and tossed all morning, but Wang Le still couldn't open the wooden box.
There was really no way, Wang Le pinched his nose and found an ear that had caught a cold recently.
"Big brother, I need your help with something."
Originally, one ear who didn't go to work in the army because of illness, suddenly heard that Wang Le had something to find him, and immediately agreed very happily.
On the way to the City Lord's Mansion with Wang Le, one ear looked at the servants who would retch from time to time with some curiosity, and asked Wang Le with a curious expression.
"Second, what's wrong with these people? Pregnant? ”
Wang Le shook his head slightly, and then walked straight to his room with one ear.
As soon as he walked into the room, Wang Le dragged one ear behind him into the room, and then locked the door.
One ear was suddenly stunned, and hurriedly put his hands around his chest and refused: "Second child, I'm not that kind of person, don't mess around......"
Wang Le didn't pay attention to one ear at all, pinched his nose and sat in front of the wooden box, pointed to the wooden box at one ear, and then said: "You help me open it, I really can't open this thing." ”
Hearing this, he let down his guard, but he still looked at Wang Le with a vigilant face, and slowly approached the wooden box.
While being wary of Wang Le, he gently pushed the lid of the wooden box, and said to Wang Le with one ear: "I can't open it either, what should I do?" ”
Wang Le's face was dark, why did you just push it lightly and then say that you couldn't open it? Are you so reliable?
Although he was complaining in his heart, Wang Le still patiently explained to one ear: "This is the 200,000 taels of silver that Yu Chao came to tell me before, and now this box can't be opened, and the 200,000 taels of silver can't be seen or touched, what do you say?" ”
When I heard that there were 200,000 taels of silver, one ear suddenly came to my senses.
I saw one ear waving his hand at Wang Le, and then put on a posture that he thought was very handsome, and said to Wang Le: "Second brother, I said that you are too." If you need help, you say, what are you doing in secret? Afraid that the eldest brother will rob you of the 200,000 taels of silver? Don't worry, Big Brother is not that kind of person. 200,000 taels of silver are completely like dung in front of the eldest brother. ”
As he spoke, one ear and one hand put it on one side of the box, and the other hand held the other side of the box, only to hear an angry roar, one ear said to Wang Le with a relaxed face: "Second brother, it's not that my brother won't help you, it's really impossible to open." Otherwise, let's think of something else. ”
After speaking, one ear took a few steps back, obviously in a posture of leaving.
At this time, Wang Le's face had completely collapsed, and after a while, Wang Le said to himself: "I originally said that whoever can open this box will be divided into 10,000 taels, it seems that now the eldest brother has no ability to take this money, right?" ”
One ear, who was already preparing to go home, suddenly heard Wang Le say something about ten thousand taels, and one ear suddenly came to the spirit again.
"Second brother, you're waiting here, isn't it just a matter of 10,000 taels? Big brother, I'm going to find someone for you now. ”
Before he finished speaking, one ear quickly ran out of the City Lord's Mansion.
Not long after, one ear took Ma Han to the City Lord's Mansion.
As soon as he walked into the City Lord's Mansion, Ma Han frowned, and asked into one ear with a puzzled expression, "What smell?" Why does it stink so much? ”
One heard that Yan took a few deep breaths, but because his nose was not breathable, he didn't breathe in.
looked at Ma Han beside him, shook his head in one ear, and said, "No, why didn't I smell it?" ”
Ma Han looked at one ear that was already nasal, but he still didn't speak after all.
followed one ear to the door of Wang Le's room, Ma Han was still a little worried and asked at one ear: "I'll make sure again, help Brother Le open a box, you give me five thousand taels of silver, no problem, right?" ”
One ear nodded.
"When do you think I lied to you?"
Ma Han glanced at one ear with some disdain, but didn't say anything, and walked straight into Wang Le's room.
At this time, Wang Le had been waiting in the room for a long time, pinching his nose with two fingers, not only his nose was offended, but his hands were about to cramp.
As soon as he saw that one ear had brought Ma Han here, Wang Le pinched his nose and said to Ma Han: "Ma Han is here?" Hey? Ma Han, why are you crying? ”
Ma Han hurriedly wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes and explained, "What does this smell like?" Why is it a little smoky? ”
As he spoke, Ma Han pinched his nose in the same way, pointed to the box on the table, and asked Wang Le, "This is the box you want to open?" ”
Wang Le nodded, and then said to Ma Han: "Yes, this is the box." You have to find a way to open him up. When the time comes, you'll be rewarded with a ......."
As soon as Wang Le's words came out, Ma Han looked at one ear behind him suspiciously.
"Didn't you say five thousand taels? How did it become a thousand taels? ”
At this time, one ear, the heart is broken. Why is it so difficult to be a middleman to make the difference?
After Wang Le on the side heard Ma Han say five thousand taels, he glanced at one ear with some suspicion, and then said to Ma Han: "It's up to you, five thousand taels is five thousand taels!" ”
Ma Han nodded with satisfaction, but blood was dripping from one ear's heart.
Is it easy to save money for your own private house? Alas, it's just too hard for men.
And looking at Ma Han, he has already begun to have a lucky dantian and is ready to warm up for work.
Just as Ma Han finished warming up and was about to open the box, he heard Luo Ergou's shout from afar.
"Brother Le, Lieutenant Yu has come to see you......"
Wang Le was suddenly stupid, and hurriedly ordered Ma Han to say: "Hurry up, don't open the box first, hide it first." ”
Saying that, Wang Le hurriedly ran to the window and observed Yu Chao's current position through the gap in the window.
After Ma Han stuffed the box under Wang Le's bed, Wang Le breathed a sigh of relief, straightened his clothes, and opened the door.
"Lieutenant Yu, the demeanor is still the same."
It's okay if you don't open the door, there is only a faint smell in the city lord's mansion.
But after Wang Le opened the door, a foul smell suddenly rushed towards Luo Ergou and Yu Chao.
Luo Ergou is okay, after all, he is also a hero who kicked through the door.
But Yu Chao behind Luo Ergou couldn't stand it a little and vomited on the spot.
Finally vomited his breakfast clean, Yu Chao took out a handkerchief from his arms and wiped his mouth gently.
Then he asked Wang Le with tears in his eyes, "What does this smell like?" Why...... Belch...... Stimulate? ”
Wang Le looked at Yu Chao and smiled awkwardly.
"That...... We're studying the bad habits of society, so we've found an old lady's footwrap and we're critiquing it......"