Tianlan gathers Chapter 13 Scattered City Military Regulations
In the Sancheng military camp, the armor soldiers were neatly arranged, the spears in their hands were pierced from time to time, and Guo Yu, who was still dressed in a white robe, stood on the high platform and shouted from time to time:
"The one over there! That's right, that's you! Move your hand back a little, you won't be able to hold the gun like this! ”
"And the one next to it, the ass is too warped, give me a take!"
"The one with the teeth in the middle, are you going to kill the enemy with your teeth?!"
"General Guo, I was born with buckteeth, I can't help it..."Wang Xiaoyu, who served as the city gate guard, looked aggrieved.
"Oh, I'm sorry..."Guo Yu looked apologetic, "Don't look at the excitement for the others, go on!" ”
"Drink!"
The Sancheng armor soldiers present stabbed out a row of spears neatly, and the momentum was not bad. Guo Yu stood aside and watched this scene and nodded.
The original Sancheng Army was just a group of rabble, and its combat power was not much different from that of ordinary people, and after Guo Yu took over, after two years of his training, he barely looked like a little.
There were a lot of Qi soldiers who had nothing to do around, and they mocked from time to time, as if it was a stupid thing to practice.
Guo Yu didn't bother to pay attention to them. It has been some time since the Qi army entered the city, and it is quite stable, Ding Xinxin has not done anything, and he just drinks with Chen Jianzhao in the city lord's mansion every day to catch up.
They are peaceful, and Guo Yu will naturally not provoke them. He waved his hand to rest his men for a while, and found a place to sit down. The soldiers cheered, and all of them fell to the ground, panting, looking exhausted. Some people still say something, General Guo is good at everything, but the trainers are too ruthless.
"General." A Sancheng armor soldier came to Guo Yu with a grin, "Let's practice all day long, what's the use?" ”
Guo Yu raised his eyebrows: "Long Tao, do you have itchy skin, or do you want to serve in military regulations?" ”
When the soldier named Long Tao heard the military regulations, his body trembled, as if he had heard the most terrifying thing in the world, and his smile was a little stiff: "Don't, don't." It is worse for me to be subjected to military regulations than to kill me. ”
Guo Yu said impatiently: "Then what are you still grinding with me?" Go back and wait. ”
Long Tao was originally a lazy person, and said with a shy face: "But general, it's really unnecessary, you don't want to use words like sweating more in peacetime and bleeding less in wartime to pressure me." We can't find a village in front of our city, and we can't even see the bandits all year round, let alone the Song army. The practice is so hard, you are tired, I am tired, everyone is tired, why bother?
Look at those Qi soldiers, they don't practice much on weekdays, and they come to see us all day long, and they look like two fools. General, hehe, it's not that you don't practice anymore, just practice for a while, you're also idle, aren't you? ”
"Want to practice less?" Guo Yu smiled, "Okay." ”
"Really?" Long Tao was afraid that Guo Yu would regret it, so he turned his head and shouted at his colleagues: "Brothers, General Guo agreed!" ”
As soon as these words came out, the armor soldiers who were originally lying on the ground and pretending to be dead dogs jumped up one after another, rushed to Guo Yu, and kept shouting:
"General Guo, it's hard to chase after a horse!"
"Commander, don't talk and don't count!"
Seeing this scene, Guo Yu didn't know what was going on, and said with a smile at the moment:
"Didn't you get tired just now, why are you so energetic now?"
The group of armor soldiers didn't answer, but just grinned at Guo Yu.
Guo Yu shook his head and said loudly: "I am a good talker, which can reduce your practice." ”
Before the armor soldier in front of him could cheer, Guo Yu said again: "But there is one condition. He glanced around, "You'll have to beat me." ”
The originally excited Sancheng army suddenly calmed down, and Long Tao smiled bitterly: "How can we beat you?" If you can beat it, you could still lose 37 people in a row two years ago? ”
Guo Yu raised his hand and patted Long Tao's head: "Do you know what it means to be a Shibei for three days, and you should be impressed?" If you can't beat it two years ago, you may not be able to beat it two years later. Can you have a little ambition? ”
Where is Long Tao willing to believe, his head shook like a rattle: "No matter, general, you should change the conditions." ”
Guo Yu raised his foot and kicked Long Tao's buttocks, and scolded with a smile: "Stinky boy, are you still bargaining with me?" The latter smiled and did not speak.
Guo Yu thought for a while and said, "How about this?" I don't use a sword, but empty-handed, and if you can win against me, I promise you. ”
This made many Sancheng armor soldiers eager to try. Guo Yu's practice method is too tiring, who doesn't want to be relaxed if he can be relaxed? There are a lot of people who want to try it right now. There were also armor soldiers at the entrance of the city who saw Guo Yu's posture of blocking the sword with two fingers, and quietly took two steps back.
Guo Yu said: "Let's say it first, challenge me, win, the whole army will reduce drills, lose, and your own military regulations will wait!" How about it, is there a strong man to challenge? ”
As soon as the word military regulations came out, everyone seemed to have been poured a basin of cold water, and those who were originally gearing up secretly lowered their heads, for fear that Guo Yu would notice him?
"What? Are you all scared? Guo Yu grinned, "If you are cowardly, go back to the queue, and then practice!" ”
After all, no one dared to come forward to challenge, Guo Yu couldn't help but be a little disappointed, and was about to stop the exercise, Long Tao gritted his teeth, came to Guo Yu, hugged his fists and said: "General, my subordinates are willing to give it a try." ”
"Oh?" Guo Yu didn't expect this lazy thing to have such courage, and he couldn't help but be surprised.
Long Tao said again: "But my subordinates feel that they are not the general's opponents, and they ask the general to let me call a friend." ”
Guo Yu rolled his eyes and waved his hand, agreeing to Long Tao's request. Seeing this, Long Tao turned his head and shouted to the crowd: "Lu Ren, come out and help!" After the deed is completed, Lao Tzu owes you double the amount of money he owes you, and pay you back! ”
As soon as the words fell, a burly Sancheng armor soldier carried a spear and walked out of the team scolding: "Damn, Long Tao, you owe three taels of silver for five years, and you are also a person?" ”
Long Tao spat at him: "Phew, you remember three taels of silver for five years, it's really fucking stingy." After that, he asked his colleagues for two steel knives and stood side by side with Na Luren, "General Guo, can you start?" ”
Guo Yu shook his sleeves, put one hand behind his back, and the other in front of him, and said with a smile: "Please." ”
He was dressed in white, his expression was indifferent, and he really looked a bit superior.
Lu Ren hugged his fists, and immediately shot straight towards Guo Yu's door, and he showed no mercy as soon as he shot. Long Tao had two knives in his hands, one left and one right, and crossed and slashed towards Guo Yu's waist.
As soon as Guo Yu raised his hand, he lightly slapped Lu Ren's spear away, and at the same time, kicked out, and kicked Long Tao's waist first without waiting for Long Tao's double swords.
Long Tao stumbled a few steps without falling, while Lu Ren picked up his spear to stop Guo Yu from pursuing. Guo Yu stretched out his hand and actually held the barrel of the gun, and no matter how hard Lu Ren used, he didn't move a bit. Long Tao rushed forward with an arrow step, and immediately jumped up high, stabbing Guo Yu's head with a knife and stabbing Guo Yu in the chest. Guo Yu let go of the spear, his heart moved, he didn't dodge or dodge, his right hand turned into a sword finger and hit the knife.
This hand caused a burst of exclamations from the armor soldiers present, and Long Tao was even more shocked, but it was too late to put away the knife. How could this human body resist the sword? If this knife is implemented and General Guo's fingers are cut off, won't he die of guilt.
Although Guo Yu trained them to the death on weekdays, they still loved this commander very much in their hearts. At this moment, Long Tao had already begun to regret why he wanted to compete with Guo Yu, although he was tired from the exercise, he gritted his teeth and endured it.
The knives and fingers touched, and the scene that everyone imagined did not appear. Long Tao only felt that the knife in his hand seemed to be cut on an iron plate, and at the same time, a strong force came along the handle of the knife, Long Tao was in pain, let go of the knife and fell to the ground.
Lu Ren looked at this scene, opened his mouth in surprise, and then saw Guo Yu grinning at him, only to feel a pain in his chest, and the whole person had flown out.
Guo Yu withdrew his foot, feeling the residual momentum on his fingers, and was a little excited in his heart, but his face did not reveal anything.
The field was quiet for a long time, and then the Sancheng armor let out an earth-shattering cheer:
"Shogun Kamui!"
"it!"
"Friend, did the cow provoke you?"
Guo Yu smiled and waved at them, and stepped forward to pull Long Tao and Lu Ren up. Long Tao's face showed a look of sincere respect: "General, awesome!" ”
Lu Ren stretched out his thumb in agreement, Guo Yu patted the shoulders of the two, and said with a smile: "It's useless to pat yourself on the back, go ahead, act according to the military regulations of our Sancheng Army." ”
A group of scattered soldiers let out a gloating laugh, and Long Tao and the two turned around and walked into a military tent with their faces as if they were dead.
Half an hour later, in the expectant eyes of everyone, two big men with heavy makeup and pink tulle dresses walked out of it, twisted their bodies stiffly, and said:
"Concubine Xiaolonglong, I've seen all the military masters."
"The concubine is Xiao Lulu, and I have seen all the military masters."
As he spoke, he threw winks at them.
There was a sudden scolding on the field:
"Cao Nyima, my eyes!"
"There's a monster!"
"Mom, help me!"
"God Xiao Longlong, Xiao Lulu,, Long Tao, Lu Ren, I don't usually see you so sassy?"
"it!"
"You like cows so much?"
Long Tao and the others wanted to cry without tears, but they couldn't, they couldn't stand in place and scratch their heads and make gestures.
Guo Yu clapped his hands with a smile: "Yes, this little appearance is really handsome." ”