Chapter 389: Little Monk
All the parts of this 'motorhome' were painted and dried for several days without a trace of smell. So after the assembly, the car is ready to use. Li Mu originally planned to use oxen to pull the cart, but now he was a little hesitant, if he used oxen to pull the cart, it would be stable, but the speed was too slow, or use horse-pulled, a little bumpy, for his age, it was nothing.
Dugu Jiu pulled the horse over and put it on and tried it. Although this carriage is much larger than an ordinary carriage, it is not much heavier because it is made of fine birch, light and strong. A horse with proper teeth is not difficult to pull up.
It just so happened that Li Mu was going to have a banquet for the partners of the Internal Affairs Office in heaven and earth tonight, so he hugged Fat Da and asked Dugu Jiu to drive and prepare to go out. At this time, Li Zhien ran over from the front yard and asked Li Mu where he was going, and when he learned that he was going to heaven and earth to talk about things, he showed a hesitant look, Li Mu saw that she was curious about the four-wheeled carriage, so he agreed to take her with him.
Li Zhien suddenly jumped up with joy, ran back to the room to change his clothes, greeted Bai Qiaoqiao again, and climbed into the carriage. It's also a coincidence, Wang Ou is also going out at this time, today is the banquet partner of the Ministry of Internal Affairs, and Wang Ou is also invited. Seeing Li Mu's new carriage, Wang Ou was also a little curious. Li Mu was about to ask her to sit with her, but Li Zhien covered her mouth, the little girl raised her chin as if demonstrating, Wang Ou was not the same as her, just smiled, got into his carriage, and took a step ahead.
Seeing Wang Ou's carriage leave, Li Zhien let go of his hand. Li Mu pinched her ass and blamed: "Look what you look like, only children look like you." Look at people, how atmospheric, how cultured, people don't have the same knowledge as you - stingy, you have to change it in the future. β
"I can't change it." Li Zhien took Fat Da away from Li Mu's arms, put it aside, and squeezed it into Li Mu's arms. Since this is a 'motorhome', it has a small bed built-in, and although it is not as big as the bed at home, it is also much more spacious than the original carriage.
Li Zhien hugged Li Mu's waist, looked up at him, and said, "If the master doesn't want me for a day, I won't be practical for a day." If you don't want me to be jealous, it's okay, the master will want me tonight. β
"Yo yo yo ......" Li Mu pinched Li Zhien's little face and said, "You are not ashamed, Xiao Jiu is still there, what are you talking about?" β
"Didn't I whisperβ" Li Zhien said in a greasy voice, "Okay, master...... Isn't it okay?"
"Okay, it's useless to be coquettish, you can't change the hexagram if you say it." Li Mu kissed Li Zhien, pointed to Fat Da who was crawling this side next to him and said, "Look, Fat Da is going to laugh at you." β
Li Zhien snorted: "It's going to die fat, I can't hold it now." β
"yes." Li Mu smiled: "This kid has grown too fast, half a month ago, I could still use it as a hat, but now I don't dare, I am panicked when I put it on my shoulder." It got to be fifteen pounds, right? β
"I just weighed it the day before yesterday, seventeen pounds."
"Big fat boy!" Li Mu picked up Fat Da, who had finally crawled over, and put it on the other side of his body. Fat Da smelled Li Mu's breath, yawned, curled up in a ball and fell asleep again.
Eat and sleep, sleep and eat, this is Fat Da's life.
Li Mu watched it sleep, and his eyes couldn't help but show a look of envy. Li Zhien saw it and asked, "Master, do you like Fat Da so much?" β
"Don't you think it's cute?"
Li Zhien said with a tiger face: "I don't think, if I don't have it, the master will be able to hold me, hum." β
"You and a panda have to compete for favor......" Li Mu smiled bitterly, hugged Li Zhien tighter, and said, "What about this? Have you had a little fun? β
"Hmm......" Li Zhien responded, and suddenly felt that Li Mu's bad hand was doing something, so he hurriedly held him down, and said angrily: "It's almost time to get to the place, don't mess up your clothes, how embarrassing." β
"Hehe......" Li Mu smiled, and the bad hand was honest. Li Zhien snuggled in Li Mu's arms, looked at his side face stupidly, and said: "Master, I heard it just now, that shopkeeper Li praised your craftsmanship, saying that you work smoothly, without any delay, not worse than the old craftsman he has seen at all-master, why are you so powerful?" β
"Is this question ......" Li Mu said secretly in his heart, I use skills, with the blessing of the system, as long as the physical strength is not empty, even if I do it ten thousand times, it is a standard action, and it is difficult to think about it.
Li Mu smiled and said, "You should have this kind of awareness, your man is a genius." β
"Hmm!" Li Zhien nodded heavily, and then laughed silly. Li Mu lowered his head and wanted to kiss, but suddenly the carriage stopped, and the shock absorption flickered, and Li Mu's mouth rubbed against Li Zhien's cheek, causing the little girl to giggle.
Li Mu opened the curtain angrily, frowned, and said, "Who doesn't know how to die dares to block Ben Hou's way?" Get your name in! β
βsimimasanβ¦β¦β
"Huh?" Li Mu stared at the little monk in front of the carriage, his brows furrowed, and said, "bagayalu? β
The little monk was startled, and said crisply: "This nobleman, I apologize to you, why do you want to scold me?" β
"I can speak Chinese." Li Mu glanced up and down at the little monk and said, "Little monk, where are you from?" β
The little monk didn't seem to care that Li Mu had scolded him, and when he heard the question, he replied: "I came from the Wa Kingdom with my master and lived in the Temple of Mercy and Grace. β
"Wa Guo ......" Li Mu smiled and asked again: "How did you come here?" β
"Take a boat."
"What's your name? What about your Master? β
"My name is Ikyu, and my master's name is Keichi."
"One-one-one-one?" Li Mu was startled, and his tongue was a little knotted. A rest? This name is too familiar to him, cut the chicken and cut the chicken, cut the chicken, cut the chicken, cut the chicken, cut the chicken, there is no little JJ, is it really him?
The little monk looked at Li Mu strangely, replied again, and said, "My name is Yixiu, and my master's name is Huiri." β
"Oh...... What about your master? β
The little monk pointed to the door of the heavenly world diagonally and said, "My master is waiting for someone at the door of that shop, and he told me not to go far." β
"Who is he waiting for?"
"He is waiting for the first wise man of the Tang Dynasty, chasing the deer Hou Li Mu."
"Hahahaha!" Li Mu glanced back at Li Zhien, raised his eyebrows, and said, "Did you hear that, this little monk of the Wa Kingdom knows that I am the first wise man in the Tang Dynasty, how about it, your husband and I are also famous, right?" β
Li Zhien snorted and whispered; "Husband, I don't like Japanese people."
"I don't like it either." Li Mu's face changed instantly, and he suddenly stretched out his hand and pointed at the little monk, and said, "Bah! Little bald donkey! How dare you deceive Ben Hou's head? How many heads do you have enough to chop off? Believe it or not, I'm going to kill you right now and take your head off and kick it as a ball? β
The little monk blinked his eyes and said, "I didn't offend the nobleman, why did the nobleman kill me?" β
"Without a reason, I just want to kill you, okay?"
"If there is no cause and effect, the noble man is creating iniquity, and there is no blessing for doing so."
"Hey?" Li Mu jumped down from the carriage, stared at the little monk, and said, "You little bald donkey, do you still have the face to say that I have no good fortune?" Didn't you lie to people first? Your master is looking for Zhuluhou, and I am Zhuluhou, why did you just let you run into me? You obviously approached me on purpose and wanted to talk to me! Anyway, what is your purpose? If you don't understand, I'll take your head off and kick it as a ball! β
The little monk's eyes widened: "Are you Li Mu, the first wise man of the Tang Dynasty?" β
"Exactly!"
The little monk stared at Li Mu for a long time, shook his head, and said, "No, you're not, you're a liar." β
"Oops?!" Li Mu was angry and said: "This Hou is Li Mu, Your Majesty personally sealed the Luhou, is this still fake?" I said, you, a little monk, do you think Benhou has a good temper? Entertain me? β
"Master said that Zhuluhou is the first wise man in the Tang Dynasty, and Master also said that the wisdom of the older people is more than that of the younger people. You look young, how can you be the first wise man in Datang? The little monk's eyes were bright, as if he was explaining a fact, and he came to a conclusion, saying, "You must have lied, but it doesn't matter, the Buddha will forgive you." β
"I'm really Li Mu! Your bullshit master is also a bastard, how can he mislead people's children like this? Wisdom has nothing to do with age, it has to do with face. If you are handsome, just like me, you will have more wisdom. Ugly, like you, no hair, less wisdom. Got it? β
The little monk was speechless, perhaps in his consciousness, he had no concept of beauty and ugliness. Suddenly, he bowed to Li Mu and said sideways: "Your Excellency, I'm sorry, I blocked your car, I'll get out of the way now, please pass." β
Li Mu frowned, and said in his heart that from the tone of this little monk, he heard a slight feeling of 'I don't want to entangle with you'. Did he treat me like a scoundrel and stay away?
Li Mu pointed at the little monk, and Dugu Jiu reached out, grabbed the back of his neck, and dragged him into the carriage. The little monk was suddenly attacked, but instead of shouting, he closed his eyes and chanted the Buddha, as if he could turn evil into good fortune.
is such a calm little monk, after entering the carriage, he saw Li Zhien, but he was so frightened that he trembled. Li Mu looked at him strangely and asked, "What are you afraid of?" β
"Master said that women are devils and should never be approached. I'm so close to her, I'm going to die! β
Li Mu smiled: "You little monk, aren't you afraid of death?" Isn't it just right to be dead? Go to the Western Elysium to see the Buddha? β
The little monk was stunned for a moment, and suddenly cried, and the more he cried, the more sad he became: "The disciple is not good, and he is not sincere enough to treat the Buddha, woo wow...... I can't go to Elysium! β