The Xiao Mansion in the early morning was still clean and peaceful, and it did not affect it in the slightest because of Xiaodong's wolf howling shower.

Chai Shao didn't see anyone when he got up in the morning, and he didn't know where he had gone, Xiao Han wondered viciously: Did he go out with Yin Can for a "tryst"?

Unlike Yin Can, Old Man Hua came to take a look at Xiao Han early in the morning, but looking at his eyes, there was a sense of sadness and hatred for his misfortune!

Under this kind of look, Xiao Han himself is a little weak-hearted, is it possible, what wind did this old man hear last night? What was misunderstood?

The more he thought about it, the more uneasy he became, and it wasn't until after the old man left that Xiao Han suddenly reacted: Hey, it's not right! I didn't do anything! Why be afraid?

Scratching his hair in annoyance, just when Xiao Han wanted to call Old Man Hua back and explain to him, Sun Simiao was late again.

The old fairy didn't knock when he entered the house, and before Xiao Han had time to pull the quilt on, he broke in, and as a result, he looked at Xiao Han's white ass on the spot, and then the old face immediately darkened.

"Why don't you tie a bandage?!" Walking to the bedside, Lao Sun asked in a stiff tone.

Xiao Han was startled by the sound of the door opening, and subconsciously wanted to pull the quilt, but when he saw that it was Lao Sun, he didn't bother to move, just rolled his eyes, and said angrily: "The bandages are all broken, how can I tie them?" Pick it up and tie it up? ”

When Sun Simiao heard Xiao Han's resentful words, he frowned slightly and asked, "It's broken?" How did it break? ”

"Huh? How did it break? Are you too embarrassed to ask me?! ”

However, it's okay that Sun Simiao didn't ask, as soon as he asked this, the nameless fire that Xiao Han held in his heart immediately burned up!

He glared at Lao Sun and roared through gritted teeth: "You wrapped those bandages on my buttocks, right?!" You say wrap the bandage, wrap it! Why are there so many entanglements? Do you know that I almost couldn't untie them yesterday and let the urine suffocate to death?! ”

Sun Simiao was inexplicably yelled at by Xiao Han, but he still asked patiently, "Then how did you solve it in the end?" ”

"How?" Xiao Han lay on the pillow dejectedly, remembering that Chai Shao took a knife to his lower body yesterday, and he was still afraid in his heart, if he missed! The end is a hundred times more painful than wiping your neck directly!

"How can I solve it? Cut with a knife! Did you know that I almost became a eunuch last night? ”

Xiao Han was sad and angry, but Lao Sun's expression became more and more strange, and after half a ring, he squinted his eyes, looked at Xiao Han and said, "What about the thread I left?" Didn't you drag it to see? ”

"What? And the thread head? ”

As soon as Sun Simiao's words fell, Xiao Han, who was full of misery, suddenly raised his head, looking confused!

But then, he remembered that there seemed to be such a thread in his waist at that time, but he was torn it up later!

When Sun Simiao saw Xiao Hanmuran's expression, he knew that he had thought about it, his cheeks trembled a few times, as if he was holding back a smile and continued: "That's a live button, if you pull it, it will disperse by itself, don't you know?" ”

"Ahhh Why didn't you tell me about such an important matter?! ”

Xiao Han went crazy for a moment, and his hands were scratching his head indiscriminately, which means that he had injuries on his body and was unable to move, otherwise he would have jumped up from the bed at this time!

"It was almost, almost off, and the knife was cut off! If I become a eunuch, I won't let you go......"

was so excited, Xiao Han even turned into a country shrew under the excitement, chattering at Sun Simiao, and even the ancient precept that doctors should not be offended was forgotten.

Of course, if the ancient precepts can be passed down through time, they naturally have the meaning of their circulation.

So Xiao Han quickly tried Lao Sun's extremely rude way of applying medicine......

"Elder Sun, Uncle Sun, did you just work so hard to dissolve the medicinal power?" Xiao Han asked with tears in his eyes.

Sun Simiao said without raising his head while sorting out the medicine box: "No, it's just that you can't talk about it!" How can a good person have a long mouth? Even screaming is better than talking......"

"You...... Boom! Xiao Han almost wanted to vomit blood, stared at Sun Simiao with his neck for a long time, and finally smashed his head on the pillow, and even screamed with the bed board.

"I ...... I shouldn't have drugged you! His head was buried deep in the pillow, and Xiao Han said angrily

"Oh......" Sun Simiao replied very perfunctorily.

Xiao Han continued to say in a muffled voice: "Chai Shao told me a secret recipe yesterday, saying that if the wound is exposed in this way, it will get better faster, this is called air-drying therapy!" In the future, you don't have to borrow medicine to announce personal vendettas! ”

"Air-drying therapy?" Lao Dao didn't care about the second half of what Xiao Han said, but was very interested in the name, and his hand to clean up his things stopped.

He raised his head, glanced at Xiao Han seriously, and then nodded and said, "This name is good!" However, according to the poor road, the air-drying therapy is not the wound, but you, right? ”

"Gah?"

Xiao Han didn't expect Sun Simiao, who had never been smiling, to have such a sense of humor, and couldn't help but be a little surprised: "Why are you drying me?" Isn't it air-dried chicken? ”

Lao Sun was too lazy to talk nonsense with Xiao Han, so he continued to bow his head and pack up the medicine box, and waited until everything was cleaned up, then he stood up, sighed on his back and said to him: "When you listen to others in the future, remember to go through your brain first, if you don't have a brain, just ask others, if it really doesn't work, just borrow one!" ”

"Hello? What do you mean? Xiao Han's face turned red when he was brushed by the old Tao, and he stiffened his neck and said, "Why don't I have a brain?" I just think what he said makes sense, I used to have a hole in my hand, and it didn't get better for so many days after wrapping it, and it scabbed over after a day! Doesn't that mean it's easy to use? ”

Sun Simiao had already walked to the door at this time, and when he heard this, he stopped, looked back at Xiao Han, and there was a little pity in his eyes: "Hey, according to what you say, what's the use of asking us doctors?" Simply withdraw all the military doctors, and in the future, when the army fights, and there are wounded, you let them find a sunny hillside to lie down, and after a day, the wounds will scab over, and they can charge with a knife, how good would it be? ”

Xiao Han was stunned for a moment, and he didn't know how to refute it, but he heard Sun Simiao, who had already walked outside the door, say: "Of course, you can also try the method Chai Shao said, anyway, when the wound is infected, Lao Dao will come to help you cut it off, I just hope you can endure it and not call ......"

At this time, Xiao Han was finally honest, he really didn't have the ruthlessness to experiment with his ass, so he had to admit that he shouted at Sun Simiao, who had already walked away outside: "Ahem, forget it!" Are you an expert, nature or listen to you! ”