Chapter 24: The Family Feast
"Yaoyao, why are you back?" Du Haiming stood up, lowered his head, with potato chip residue still hanging from the corner of his mouth, his hands behind his back, his eyes looked at her, and he peeked at Zheng Dong again.
"What did you do to him?" Lu Yuyao didn't care about this, she pointed at Zheng Dong and asked Du Haiming with a glare.
"What to do? Didn't understand. Du Haiming looked at Zheng Dong with a blanket expression, "What are we going to do?" ”
Lu Yuyao followed Du Haiming's eyes and found that Zheng Dong was looking at her very seriously, which she couldn't ask for before, but now ------, the charming thoughts in her mind messed up her mood, she was angry!
No, Zheng Dong's paper ball nose plug fell down, two red threads flowed down from his nostrils, and his once sharp eyes, flashing with strange brilliance, stayed on Lu Yuyao's chest and never left.
The character of his male god instantly collapsed in Lu Yuyao's heart, and she looked at Du Haiming with an innocent face viciously, "Fat man, what did you show Brother Dong!" You return my brother Dong, ah------"
In Zheng Dong's eyes, the rampaging Lu Yuyao appeared like Chunli, rose into the air, stepped over the sofa, stood firm on the ground, raised a long leg and swept towards Du Haiming's calf, the mountain-like Du Haiming fell to the ground with a bang, like a walrus lying on the ground, squirming his fat body, covering his face with both hands, and shouting: "Don't hit your face, don't hit your face, your face is for begging for a living." ”
Lu Yuyao rode on him, opened his bow left and right, fists to the flesh, and the screams lasted for more than 60 seconds, when Du Haiming dodged left and right, a disc cover was revealed under his body, and the picture was still inappropriate for children, it turned out that he was holding this thing with his hands behind his back, so what they were looking at just now was ------?
Zheng Dong wiped his nosebleed and said, "Haiming, let's turn off the TV, Yaoyao, don't be angry, we won't watch it." After that, fiddling with the remote control, he was still relatively unfamiliar with this thing, and pressed those buttons randomly, and the TV screen suddenly switched to a video playback channel.
Those indescribable images made Lu Yuyao completely explode, and the pig-like screams lasted for more than 360 seconds.
A few minutes later, Lu Yuyao sat in the cab, her eyes were still murderous, her anger was still gone, she was biting her hair, her hands were on the steering wheel, driving rapidly, and she braked sharply from time to time. In the back seat was Du Haiming, whose big ass took up two-thirds of the place, and Zheng Dong was squeezed into the corner. Du Haiming panted and wailed in a low voice, lengthening the tone, changing the tone and then lengthening the whispering wail.
Zheng Dong asked in a concerned whisper, "The injury is not serious, is it?" ”
Du Haiming turned his head and smiled, blinked, and replied in the same low voice: "Heavy yarn, it's the same as tickling." ”
"And you're still humming?"
"If you don't pretend to be miserable, can she stop?"
"After eating, I have something else to do when I go home, don't you see?"
"I don't look at it."
"Cut, fake serious."
"I think Yaoyao is pretty good-looking."
"Well, don't hit my sister."
"You're so obscene."
"False seriousness."
In Du Haiming's house for nearly half a month, Zheng Dong and he established a pure friendship, the fat man took care of him meticulously, taught him from time to time, and laid a solid foundation for him to integrate into modern society.
With a sudden brake, the faces of the two were attached to the pillow of the back of the front seat at the same time, for the fat man, it was to change his posture and take a nap, while Zheng Dong insisted that he saw the little star during the day, expressing his dissatisfaction with Lu Yuyao's driving skills.
Lu Yuyao glanced at him, hating iron and not steel, he hadn't seen him for half a month, and he felt that how could a good young man fall so quickly! I knew that this would happen, and I should have sent him to Uncle Taishan's house to live, rather than becoming an elm lump that couldn't speak, it was better than becoming the second Du Haiming.
At the same time, there was a busy scene in the Feng family's compound.
Due to the need for security and confidentiality work, originally their family lived in a military compound, but later Feng Lao nominally retired, so he moved out and bought two courtyard houses in the Iron Hat Hutong in the capital of China.
Feng Lao Chinese medicine family, the genealogy is recorded in the Ming and Qing dynasties, there are people who served as the imperial doctor of the Tai Hospital, Feng Men medical skills are famous in the government and the opposition, especially good at acupuncture, author of "Feng's Acupuncture" three volumes, the original Feng's acupuncture and moxibustion eight methods. If he takes out any of the unique remedies he has in his hand, he can create another Yunnan Baiyao.
Although he is retired, most of the health care physicians in the capital are his disciples, and he still has to come up with a final solution when he encounters incurable diseases. With great power comes great responsibility.
The chief is worried about the national economy and people's livelihood, and his health is not very good, and the burden of maintaining the health of the chief falls on them, the health care physicians, and they take Feng Laoma as the leader, and he can be called exhausted for the health of the chief.
Today is a family banquet and a birthday banquet, ninety birthdays, Feng Lao did not notify any outsiders, and it was strictly forbidden for the disciples in the door to come to congratulate, he wanted to keep a low profile, the eldest daughter Feng Ziyuan and son-in-law Lu Guofeng have arrived, the second daughter Feng Zizhu is here, the second son-in-law Du Chenglin can't get away abroad, and the eldest granddaughter Lu Yujie and her two aunts are busy in the kitchen, preparing meals.
Feng Lao sat on a chair with a book, compared with a translated document, the more he looked at it, the more excited he became, the purple sand teapot in his hand, picked it up, and put it down, this book was Zheng Dong's diary, and the translated document was the content of the book, and many places were marked with red letters, indicating that they could not understand it.
This young man will be the key to solving the confusion in his heart, thinking of this, he couldn't hold back the excitement in his heart, walked to the kitchen door, and said as he walked: "When will they arrive, Yu Jie, you urge." ”
A woman responded, "Okay, grandpa, I'll call right away." ”
Zheng Dong followed Lu Yuyao into the front yard, Du Haiming dragged her luggage, and asked for warmth in front of the saddle and behind the horse, for fear that Lu Yuyao and the others would sue in front of her grandfather.
"During military training, I washed all your clothes for you, how about it?"
"Phew, who wants you to wash."
"During this period of military training, two generations of nuts and two bags of dried strawberries every day, plus a bottle of sunscreen."
"I'm too lazy to talk to you."
"Three bags of nuts and three bags of dried strawberries, plus a bottle of sunscreen."
"No sincerity, do you think it's appropriate for me to eat alone in front of so many roommates?" Lu Yuyao stopped, looked at him proudly, and stretched out two slender jade fingers, which were superimposed in front of his eyes.
"Ten copies! You know, my mother cut off more than half of my pocket money in order to control my weight, and if you exploit me like this, I will starve to death, aren't you sad? The fat man retorted shamelessly.
Lu Yuyao grinned, wiped the corners of her eyes with her right hand, and said with a crying voice: "Grandpa, Xiaohai is fat to death, he is so fat, I thought his fat could feed him for a month, it's all my fault, woo." ”
"You, you, curse me to death!"
Lu Yuyao's face changed, "I'll tell my grandfather about the good things you did later, hum." ”
"Deal, ten bags of nuts and ten bags of dried strawberries, plus a bottle of sunscreen."
"Every day, ten bags of nuts and ten bags of dried fruits with different flavors, plus ten bottles of sunscreen."
The fat man looked up to the sky and sighed, and after cutting his heart like a knife, he then thought about how to beg the old lady to increase the amount of pocket money, and in addition, the matter of changing the new door lock must be put on the agenda.
The brother and sister are poor there, Zheng Dong follows behind to enjoy the chic scenery in the yard, the two jujube trees are separated from each other, which can be used to enjoy the cool in summer, the cobblestone path, zigzag straight to the backyard, on both sides is a flower garden, planted with many unknown herbs, the medicinal fragrance is fragrant, the east and west wings are painted with red paint, and the lintel depicts the character landscape, full of ancient charm.
"Sister, I'm here." Lu Yuyao in front was talking with the phone, and a woman walked out of the door of the backyard, and she immediately jumped up and gave the other party a big hug.
"Sister, you miss me to death, you won't call me for so long."
"There's no signal in the desert."
"Big sister." Du Haiming changed his decadent and obscene mental state, held his chest high and raised his head, perfectly showing the glorious image of an obese and five good young man.
"Heming, you've grown taller, you have to control your weight."
"Okay, sister." Du Haiming's expression was like a docile fat orange cat, and after being stroked by the owner, his eyes narrowed happily.
Attractive people are like this, just a few words make people feel like a spring breeze.
Could it be that this is a fairy descending to earth, wearing an elegant dress, her figure is like a whole piece of natural mutton fat jade carved out, with exquisite curves, a refreshing hair draped over her shoulders, phoenix eyes and thin eyebrows, watery eyes are clear and transparent, breathtaking, delicate nose, a slight smile, two peach blossoms provoke a piece of spring, and the neat white teeth can't stop the wisp of fragrance, exuding a fresh and natural atmosphere from the inside out.
Zheng Dong looked a little stupid, in his mind, the memory of women, except for Lu Yuyao, was almost blank, Lu Yujie gave him the aesthetic height to the top of the world, and since then Wushan is not a cloud.
"He's the guy my grandfather said he was, right?" Lu Yujie didn't seem to be annoyed by Zheng Dong's rude direct gaze, "Thank you for saving my sister, come with me." ”
"Who did you save?" Zheng Dong muttered, as if he didn't understand.
In the backyard, the seats were set up in the open air, and a whole large table of home-cooked food was filled. The silver-haired old man sat in the middle, accompanied by a middle-aged man, and two middle-aged women shuttled to serve the food.
Zheng Dong recognized the silver-haired old man, when he was lying on the hospital bed, the old man came and checked his pulse, and everyone respected him, and his identity was definitely not simple.
Seeing Zheng Dong, the old man's face was radiant, and he said happily: "Come on, Xiao Zheng, take a seat, national style, say hello." ”
The middle-aged man sitting beside him stood up with a smile and walked up to Zheng Dong, "Young man, thank you for saving my daughter?" Please have a drink today, don't get drunk and don't go home. ”
Lu Yuyao walked over, grabbed the man's arm, pursed his lips, and said coquettishly: "Dad, when will you return Uncle Taishan to me?" ”
"It's not okay during this time," the man turned around and asked with a pleasant face: "Young man, give you a job, go to the university to accompany our Yaoyao, with a monthly salary of 100,000 yuan, just protect his safety." ”
The fat man rushed over and said solemnly, "Auntie, do you think I can do it?" ”