Chapter 553: Bao'er Tells a Story (3)
"This is the bear child Little Nezha, this painting was painted by his father, remember, the disobedient baby is the bear child, and this little Nezha is also a little hero, and a bear child, why, because he doesn't listen to his father, then, it's a bear child, why is he a little hero, because he can still beat bad guys."
This logic makes people speechless.
"Husband, this Bao'er's logic is also your logic, right?"
Li Lian looked at Yang Qiao with a smile.
"Well, yes, originally, I wanted to tell the story of a little hero Xiao Nezha, but, after thinking about it, I realized that this is not only a little hero, but also a bear child, but also a bear child with an artifact, you see, this red belt, is Chaotian Aya, this neck ring, is a Qiankun bracelet, there will be a red spear in the future, there will be a hot wheel, I don't know what this broken old way thinks, will give him such a good baby, this is a broken bear child!"
"Hee-hee, husband, didn't you make up this story?"
"Huh!"
Yang Qiao suddenly found that he was a little angry, no, this was not his previous life, at this time, the story of this little Nezha, but his originality, no, he was suffocated to death.
"Eh, this, Lian, you punish me if I was wrong, it's a big deal, I'll accompany you one more night."
"You, husband, if you want to take advantage, just say it's good to take advantage, but I agreed."
Well, it is not known who took advantage of whom.
"Lian, haven't you heard of it, there are only tired cows, there are no bad fields, you are fields, I am the tired cow, this field, the more you plough, the fatter it gets, the more you use it, the thinner it gets, you see I'm thin."
"Hehe, hehe, hehe!"
Li Lian looked at Yang Qiao and laughed.
"This is what you said, husband, important things, hehe three times, so okay, tonight, I'll call another sister, we want to see where you lost weight."
"Okay, okay, Lian, let's listen to Bao'er's story first, listen, how good our Bao'er is telling, I hope Luan'er can also have her unique talent when the time comes."
Actually, Yang Qiao's change completely subverted this story, oh, it can't be said to be a bad thing, in the end, a hero, or a hero, but the hero is a bear child, that's it.
As for why he is still a hero, listen to this treasure first.
"I saw an ugly yaksha coming out of the sea, and when he came out, he shouted loudly, bear child, what are you doing, why are we about to break up our dragon palace, you say, you talk well, I don't want to change a place to take a bath, but, you come out to scare children, it's not right, children, you say yes, this ugly yaksha that scares children, is it a bad person, in Daddy's words, that is, you are ugly, it's not your fault, you come out to be scary, it's your fault, especially, you are also scared of children, That's a mistake on top of a mistake. ”
"Kill it, kill it, let the little hero kill him."
Yes, Bo'er tells this story.
"Hee-hee, husband, this is also what you taught."
"Well, I didn't expect that our Bao'er would be so smart and make this story so round, I originally said that Yaksha came out and scolded, and then he was beaten to death by Xiao Nezha to a Qiankun circle, but, such a change, okay, bully, the ugly monster that scares children, how to say that let it continue to live, that is a wrong thing, then, this Yaksha, if it dies, it will be in vain."
"So, this little Nezha said, on behalf of the children in the small class, I pronounce your sentence, the ugly Yaksha is the death penalty, now executed, as he spoke, the little Nezha took off the Qiankun ring from his neck and threw it out, and the Yaksha is sad at this time, ugly, it's not my fault, it's scary, it's not my fault, it's ugly, this look, it's given by my parents, people, it's a person, a demon is a demon, this ugly Yaksha, naturally it's a long ugly Yaksha born, but, this comes out scary, You think I'm willing to come out, I also know that I'm ugly and not welcomed, so I usually don't go out, even if I go out, I also want to go to the ugly demon who is older than me, but, this time, it was the dragon king who asked me to come out, I am a little yaksha, can I not come out, can I disobey the order, the king's order cannot be violated, don't you know, ah, you bear child, don't pay attention, and then, this yaksha was beaten with a brain burst, what, I don't understand, I don't understand, that's right, Xiao Ming, you can explain, why don't you understand. ”
Here, there is also Xiao Ming's matter.
With a bang, the little dolls laughed, and a few aunts also laughed on the side.
"Alright, that's the end of this storytelling!"
"Smack!"
"If you want to hear what happens next, wait for the next time, okay, here is the forecast, the next time, this bear child will be filial to his father, and a little snake will be cramped, out of class."
"Daddy, daddy, how is Bao'er talking, how is Bao'er's little aunt doing."
"Slow down, slow down, see you stumble, don't fall."
"Little lady, run slowly!"
Bao'er finished speaking, and Yang Qiao was also at the door ready to greet Bao'er.
"Okay, okay, our little aunt is so powerful, even more powerful than little Nezha, she can command little Nezha to kill that yaksha."
"Hehe, this is not commanded by Bao'er, it is told by Daddy's story, and Bao'er also tells it."
Bao'er sat in Yang Qiao's arms and grinned.
"That's it, Bao'er's legs are a little numb, why can't Bao'er sit on a stool and talk about it?"
"yes?"
Li Lian also had an inquiring look on the side.
"Aren't we going to be grandmothers, and we have to make rules, so this rule must start with us first."
"Oh!"
Bao'er nodded her head ignorantly, although the story was told well, but this was already crushed and explained by Yang Qiao, and now, Bao'er was fused again, with her own understanding, and told it, not that she already understood the truth at this time, but fortunately, the big baby and the little baby of the Yang family are all obedient, and they are not bear children.
"How is Erniang?"
Suddenly, Bao'er turned her head and saw Li Lian, so she quickly asked, is this a story, naturally, start with your own politeness.
"Mother, mother, sister, you have daddy again, daddy, I want to hug you too."
"Luan'er, it's a big girl, and you still have to hug it."
"If you want to hug, you have to hug, Luan'er don't be a big girl, Luan'er wants to be a little princess."
"Luan'er, it's not going to class, I want to hug it."
"Just hug it, just hug it, Bao'er also wants to go to class!"
"Luan'er, you still understand the class, right?"
Li Lian was concerned about Luan'er's study on the side.
"I understand, Luan'er also helps teach math for my aunt and teacher, there are many classmates, they can't count a hundred, it's too stupid!"
"I, I, I can count to a hundred, I'm not stupid."
Bao'er heard what she knew again, too, if such a big little baby of the Yang family can't count, that's a joke, but what about the other babies?
"Husband?"
"This is also a matter of no way, it can be said that this batch of large class babies, even, there will be some babies in the future, will go to the large class for two consecutive years, or three years, they have not been enlightened before, this is not the age, just put it directly in the large class, this is why this small class, do not require to learn this formal course."
Yang Qiao was a little helpless, perhaps, the children in his own family or something would come to start from the small class, but most of the children in the surrounding villages would start directly from the large class, which had nothing to do with Yang Qiao, but if people wanted to come, they couldn't help but accept it, right!
"Hee-hee, my sister is a teacher, Bao'er is an aunt, Bao'er can tell stories, can tell the story of little Nezha, he-hee."
"Hmph, it's not Daddy who told you, as if Luan'er didn't listen."
"Alright, alright, no bickering, it's time for class, ah, no, it's time to eat food between classes."
Yang Qiao was a little speechless, these two sisters, sometimes they make trouble, and sometimes they are as good as one person.
"Daddy, you have to wait for Bao'er, Bao'er wants to go home with you."
"Luan'er wants it too, Luan'er wants it too!"