Chapter 27 Public Relations to Mr. Cao
A map of the territory of the Han Empire hung majestically on the wall, mountains, rivers, and quagmire cities were all clearly in people's eyes, with his hands behind his back, and his big robe was dashing behind him, Cao Cao was studying the map, his eyes were sharp like a hunter, constantly selecting the next target that was about to be hunted by him on the map.
But this kung fu, a rustling sound came from behind, and suddenly for a moment, Cao Cao turned his head majestically, and then his eyebrows were raised worriedly, and he was speechless for a moment before he shouted in annoyance.
"What are you waiting for, here!"
was taken aback, and Wang Hou, who was already trembling, followed Cao Hongjie from the corner of the temple door and immediately bowed to the ground.
"Xiaguan Wang Hou, meet the prime minister!"
"Prime Minister, Wang Hou has something he wants to dedicate to you!"
grabbed the front, Cao Hongjie was excited and shouted like a little sparrow.
"Oh? What? ”
"This picture!"
Wang Hou hurriedly opened the specially made box, handed it to Cao Hongjie on the side, and walked up the three steps from this girl's fart, and presented it to Cao Cao.
"What is this?"
"Back to the prime minister, the fire kang is also!"
"Prime Minister, this thing built in Wang Hou's house is warm at night, much stronger than a charcoal stove! The Prime Minister's Mansion didn't dare to start construction rashly, this Wang Hou specially drew the drawings of this thing to honor your old man! ”
These days, Wang Hou's training is good, this Cao Hongjie already has the momentum of the little girl who is in a hurry to marry to her father, following behind Cao Xiaoniu, Wang Hou himself is also licking an old face to please the straight brain, but unfortunately, after looking at it twice, Cao Cao is hula, and the thing he painted fell to the ground.
"This minister shoulders the world, the former Yue King Goujian can still lie down and taste the courage, now in troubled times, how can the prime minister be delayed in pleasure and warmth, this matter should be mentioned again, Wang Tuqiu, you have the wisdom to put it on the left side of the door, if there is a next time, the punishment will not be spared!"
Ga ......, the horse's fart slapped on the horse's leg, the expression on Cao Hongjie's face couldn't help but freeze there, and Wang Hou's face also became crying, but I don't know if it was caused by the sequelae, Wang Hou's brain turned a lot faster than before the crossing, pulling Cao Hongjie, who was full of eagerness and wanted to refute, Wang Hou hugged his fists and bowed down.
"Prime Minister, Wang's picture is not all for the prime minister's enjoyment, but for the sake of my big man! Please be clear! ”
Just wanted to turn around and continue to look at the map, Wang Hou didn't leave, which obviously made a trace of unhappiness appear on Mr. Cao's face, but after glancing at Cao Hongjie, whose little face was flushed, Cao Cao slammed his sleeves behind his back and snorted gloomily.
"Okay, just talk about it, how to think about it for the big man, if you can't say why, today, this prime minister will cure you for the crime of camping!"
"The minister obeyed the order, the minister heard that Xu Du was short of firewood, Da Honglu, Shaofu, and even the Prime Minister's Mansion all froze to death, and the soldiers of the overlord outside the city were also bitter cold and resentful, but is there such a thing?"
"Indeed!"
This is true, Cao Cao also has a headache, but just like the lack of food, he is not a great sage and good teacher Zhang Jiao, he can conjure wood, and the soldiers and civilians can only let them freeze, these words finally made Cao Cao a little interested, and his eyes were fixed on Wang Hou.
"Prime Minister, the minister has studied, the burning of carbon fire, its warmth is in smoke, however, its poison is also in smoke, now whether it is a big family or ordinary people, heating is all with brazier stoves, smoke prevention, are lined out of the window, the fire has ten warm, so that only one warm, nine warm waste!"
"Chen's fire kang, close the flue in it, the stove burns smoke, first gather under it, and then discharge it through the chimney after heating, so that the fire is ten warm, can take seven or eight, in the old days, ten furnaces a night are not warm, with this, two to three firewood a night can spend the night!"
"Prime Minister, the severe cold is harmful and useless, and the death of illness and typhoid fever is all detrimental to the power of my Han Dynasty, this is a move that benefits the world, and I ask the Prime Minister to recommend it!"
Stop! Such a vernacular raised Cao Cao's pleasure to the righteousness of the world, and Mr. Cao, who was filmed by Wang Hou's sycophants, was also a little confused, stroked his beard and thought about it for a while, and then viciously waved his coat sleeves handsomely forward.
"Good! Today, your king Tuqiu will call someone to come to my prime minister's house to cast this fire kang, if it is really as you said, save firewood, this phase will be rewarded, but if you open the river, this phase will be punished for both crimes! ”
Really, the murderer with a black face on the kang for you deserves to be frozen!
was slandered in his heart, but Wang Hou hurriedly put on a smile like a pleasing father-in-law.
"The subordinate obeys!"
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This is a major public relations matter, attacking one of the most powerful people in the Han Dynasty, and it is not one of the most powerful people in the world in the future.
Don't say, this Cao Hongjie doesn't know what it has to do with Cao Cao, with her leading the way, no need to tell again, all roads are directly released, and she directly picked a bedroom in Mr. Cao's back house, and started to dry up in the winter and mud.
This is working for Prime Minister Cao Cheng, who is admired all over the world! Wang Niwang bricks and two masons were excited as if they were drunk, and they lifted the bed out smoothly, listening to the groundbreaking of table tennis, the concubines and concubines of the Cao family in other courtyards were also curious to lie on the wall and blink with big watery eyes to see the excitement endlessly, and Wang Hou's heart and liver were also fluttering and fluttering.
Last time, I did the girl of Mr. Cao's "Xiaomi" Cao Hongjie, and it was a miracle that his head could be saved, so if Mr. Cao's hidden nest made some moths, ten heads would not be enough to cut off!
It's really a high-risk job!
The sun sets and rises again, and the dog sleeps on the fence and urges himself! I found trouble for myself, stayed up all night, and stayed up until two or three o'clock in the afternoon of the next day, the cement on the masonry was dry, and it was extremely careful to check whether there was any smoke leakage in the circle.
But he didn't expect that Cao Cao really attached importance to it, not only did he come, but also brought Xun Yu, Xun You, Guo Jia, Yu Ban, Xiahou Dan, Xiahou Yuan and a large number of civil and military generals to come.
A large group of dignitaries and nobles have never seen the world like that from the pantry to visit the lying kang and then to the other side Wang Hou specially honored the "old man" bathroom, Guo Jia also stepped on the bricks to build steps, into the bathtub that has not yet released water to enjoy a circle, this is the resentful drill out, now the palace on Wang Hou and Cao Hongjie's kang bathtub has been built, he has not enjoyed it!
After the structure was over, Cao always hummed indifferently.
"Let's light the fire!"
"The prime minister has been prosperous for a year, please ask General Xiahoudun to come and light the fire for the kang!"
The opportunity of sycophants can not be enjoyed exclusively, Wang Hougao shouted and handed the torch to Xiahoudun, who looked curious, and was stunned, the cyclops was also like a child who found candy, and excitedly stuffed the torch under the grate, and after a while, a burst of smoke and dust rose, and the kang head on the other side was obviously hot.
Master Cao was really serious, with a wave of his hand, he asked people to move the case and documents to the kang, and his old man sat cross-legged on the kang head to work, and Xun Yu Guo Jia and other scribes also followed and put the case on the kang head, just to see how long the carbon of this stove can be hot.
But among them, Guo Jia is obviously confident, he shrunk in a slightly cool kang tail with a wicked smile, the kang head is naturally Cao Cheng's sole respect, Xiahou Yuan and Xiahou Yuan are all leading soldiers, and there is no copywriting to deal with, there are mushrooms back and forth like thorns in the buttocks, Wang Hou and Cao Hongjie are also next to Guo Jia shrunk at the top of the kang, sure enough, in Guo Guicai's evil smile, it didn't take long for Prime Minister Cao Cheng to sit still, the down jacket on the outside was thrown to the side, and he moved the table to Xun Yu's side, and the laughing Guo Jia grinned, But in Wang Hou's innocent eyes, Cao Cao glared at him with a fierce look.
You always sat on your own, the little one is really wronged!
If the heat retention effect of the kang is not good, it cannot become the main equipment in the northeast countryside in the late Qing Dynasty until Wang Hou crossed the era, a furnace of carbon burned until midnight to extinguish, and the kang was still hot for more than an hour or so, as for the bathroom, Mr. Cao did not pull the ministers to come to a group experience again, pinching the beautiful beard on his face, his old man nodded happily.
"It's good, it's warm, and it's fuel-efficient!"
"Prime Minister, if this fire kang is popularized to the border army in the bitter cold, I don't know how much the number of sergeants who are reduced due to cold disease every year, and with this sweater, even if the wolf Juxu in the extreme north, how can it trap my sergeant? This is a good thing! ”
Xun Yu is one of the oldest employees under Mr. Cao's command, and he is only one of the same era as Xi Zhicai, but his old man has been in the political arena for so long, and he can still maintain a sense of sincerity, so he patted the kang head excitedly at this moment and said generously!
His sincerity made Wang Hou admire, but unfortunately, Xun Yu was an idealist, he had always insisted on being loyal to the Han Dynasty, and finally broke with Mr. Cao on the matter of sealing the king of Wei, and finally was forced to commit suicide at home.
"Okay, since this thing can save firewood for heating, let's promote it in Xuchang City!"
The military ministers under him are all optimistic, and they are also counted as their political achievements, especially if they get a good reputation, they don't have to be frozen, Cao Cao is long beard, laughing and saying.
When will you not be a sycophant at this time? Wang Hou had a flattering "old man" smile again, and bowed heavily.
"Prime Minister, the name of this thing on the fire kang will inevitably not be on the table, since it is promoted, I hope that the prime minister will give a gentle and elegant name!"
Hey, Cao Cao is also good to choose a name, so that this thing will be passed on in the future, and he will also follow the name in history, without delaying it at all, the old guy pulled his beard and gritted his teeth for a while, and finally slapped his thigh fiercely.
"This thing is cold in winter, warm as spring, and the fire is in the hole, so it's called spring kang!"
Spring Kang! Why does it sound so easy to make people think crookedly? Wang Hou was dumbfounded for a moment, but at this moment, Mr. Cao's subordinates let Wang Hou see what a real sycophant is, and he also slapped his thigh, Guo Jiaxun and Yu Xun and Xiahou were shaking their heads together, and the scene was like four.
"Chunkang! Good name! So elegant! ”