Chapter 125: Become a Teacher!

Kong Yingda couldn't help but say: "It's full of copper smell!" ”

"What's the matter, I just like money, can't I?" Li Mu sneered at each other and said: "Everyone in the world loves money, and I am afraid that it is inevitable that you will sacrifice wine, but you have always been hypocritical and do not admit it!" Do you dare to say in front of Your Majesty, I don't need money in the future, and the court doesn't have to give me money, do you dare to say it? ”

Kong Yingda's face turned red, and said: "I'm not like you, there is business and trading, my family is all supported by the imperial court, how can I do it without it?" ”

"Hah! Then why do you say I stink of copper? If I love money, I stink, and if you love money, you will be fragrant? Could it be that the money you use is different from mine, and yours is privately minted? ”

This pot Kong Yingda can't take it, and he minted copper coins privately, although there are sneaky ones in the place, but this is a crime of killing the head, and if he catches it, he will die. How dare Kong Yingda respond, and hurriedly bowed to Li Shimin and said: "Your Majesty, the minister said that he could not chase the deer marquis, but the minister ...... There is absolutely no private copper coinage! Your Majesty, please be wise! ”

Of course, Li Shimin knows what kind of person Kong Yingda is, although this old guy is a little old-fashioned and stubborn, but he is like the old professor who studied in later generations, his personal conduct is still reliable, otherwise he would not let Kong Yingda teach the prince.

Li Mu's mouth, Li Shimin also had a headache. This kid has to be unforgiving when he is reasonable, and he can argue three points when he is unreasonable. From the time he entered the court, there were more than a dozen quarrels, big and small, and no one could take advantage of him. Wei Zheng, as the biggest troll in the Zhenguan Dynasty, was also cut off by him, and looking at the huge court, there was no one who was his opponent.

He's only seventeen!

"Okay, Li Mu! Stop bullying. You can learn whoever you like, it just so happens that Ouyang Xun is also in Chongwen Hall, responsible for compiling "Art and Literature Gathering", I asked Gao Gan to tell him, if you want to learn, you have time to visit. ”

"Thank you, Your Majesty, for your grace." Li Mu raised his eyebrows at Kong Yingda, Kong Yingda was so angry that the roots of his teeth itched, and he twisted his head to the other side.

Seeing Li Mu's snort, Li Shimin couldn't help but find him something to do, and said, "Li Mu, I asked you to come to Chongwen Hall to study, it's a good intention. But when you came here, you forced Kong Aiqing to dare not teach you...... It's okay, and you're a genius, but since you're here, you can't be idle. If you don't want to be a student, be a professor! ”

"Huh?" / "Huh? ”

Li Mu and Kong Yingda exclaimed at the same time, the two glanced at each other, Li Mu probably guessed what Kong Yingda was going to say, this time he didn't rob him, let Kong Yingda speak first.

Kong Yingda was not polite, bowed down and said, "Your Majesty, don't be like this." The minister admits that Li Mu is talented, but his talent is not the same as ...... It's not common to ordinary people. If he is allowed to teach his students, I am afraid that the students will also be contaminated with his habits, and his studies will be wasted! ”

Li Mu wanted to excuse himself, but when he heard Kong Yingda say this, he was suddenly a little unhappy, and changed his words: "Old Kong, what do you mean by this?" Could it be that I will be worse than you when I teach students on the first day of Datang? ”

The green tendons on Kong Yingda's forehead jumped twice, she couldn't bear it anymore, she glared at Li Mu angrily, and said, "Who sealed your Datang on the first day?" How can you be so cheeky? You are self-aware, you have some talent, but do you understand the truth of being a teacher? If you don't know how to be a teacher, you will teach students indiscriminately, which is a mistake for people! ”

Saying that, Kong Yingda looked back at the students who were in confusion and said, "Look at the students here, except for the prince, the son of the noble, if there is a deviation, can you afford it?" ”

"Hahaha!"

With three sneers, Kong Yingda trembled reflexively. These three laughs, he is too familiar. After three sneers, Li Mu was about to start spraying people.

Sure enough, after Li Mu sneered, his head tilted, he squinted at Kong Yingda, and the words he said began to be ugly: "Old Kong, I still have any high opinions about you, and dare to be a teacher in front of me." In vain, you are a descendant of Confucius, and you don't even understand the truth of 'there is no class'? The saint is the teacher, do you still pick the student? What happened to the prince? What happened to Xungui after that? Since he is a student, he is just a student like the son and nephew of a gangster. A real teacher who can teach anyone! Look at you, do you still have a little bit of what it looks like to be a teacher? If the teacher's ability is enough, how can there be a deviation?! ”

Kong Yingda didn't expect Li Mu to even question his own major, so his head was buzzing with anger. Since he met Li Mu, Kong Yingda's pride has basically been blown away by him, and the only thing left is the four words of teaching and educating people. The heirloom skills of the old Confucian family have never been questioned by the world for thousands of years. Not only was it questioned today, but it was also questioned by Li Mu, which made Kong Yingda's blood rush into his brain, in short, it's up!

"Good, good, good! Li Mu, listening to your words, you must know how to be a teacher? Well, you can teach. If you can teach it well, I'll give it to you when the priest of my country is gone! ”

Li Mu suddenly laughed and said, "Lao Kong, you still have to do it, otherwise how can you feed the family." I won't rob you, I won't do anything to serve in the household, do you still send you as the country's priest wine? ”

He's not rare, he, he's not rare!

Kong Yingda only felt that his eyes were black, and he almost fainted again. In front of his own students, he was so humiliated. Kong Yingda's last stubbornness was already showing signs of cracking, and he sighed, his eyes red.

Li Shimin couldn't see it, and said: "Li Mu, although Kong Aiqing's title is not as good as yours, but his age is there, you should have some respect." Well, don't bet on it. Later...... Chongwen Pavilion will add a class, what you want to teach, you can teach, I just look at the effect. ”

When the students heard this, they immediately cried out in their hearts. Every morning's schoolwork costs them. Wouldn't one more class be even in the afternoon?

"No!" Li Muyi waved his hand and said, "Your Majesty, there is no need to add classes." In Chen's view, the knowledge taught by Confucius is nothing more than the study of enlightenment. And what the minister studies is the Great Dao, and those who only learn the science of enlightenment will not be able to learn it at all. Therefore, it is okay to teach the ministers, but the ministers only teach the geniuses who can complete the study of Confucius wine in advance. If you can't even complete the coursework taught by Confucius in advance, you are not qualified to study the way of the minister. ”

"You're crazy!" Li Shimin laughed angrily and said, "Okay, Li Mu, you are so arrogant, then I want to see, what are you going to teach?" It also gave me a long insight into what kind of avenue it is! ”

"Then please look at Your Majesty!" Li Mu was not timid at all, stretched out his hand into the tiger skin mink, pulled hard, and pulled out a cloth bag. He opened the cloth bag, revealing the mahjong.

Li Shimin stretched out his hand and took out one, saw a 'sixty thousand' engraved on it, and frowned: "What is this?" ”

The students also craned their necks to look, Li Mu poured the mahjong on the table, and introduced: "Your Majesty, this is what the minister intends to give to the queen. It is the latest invention of the minister, called 'mahjong'. But now that he wants to teach these students, let's start with this first lesson. ”

"To the Queen?" Li Shimin picked up another 'two cakes' and said strangely: "The patterns on these bamboo blocks are not the same, what are they used for?" ”

"Back to Your Majesty, this is a gambling device."

"Gambling equipment?" Li Shimin was not angry, and the game game has been one of the ways of folk entertainment since the Qin and Han dynasties. In the Sui and Tang dynasties, it was all the rage. There are gambling houses among the people, betting on sieves, guessing odds and evens, and even betting on the mother-in-law and aunt next door to give birth to boys and girls, as long as it is something that can be used to 'guess', all can be gambled. Although Li Shimin is not good at gambling, he has nothing to do, and he will also play two 'leaf cards' with the concubines, which is used as a pastime. It's just that the gambling equipment of the Tang Dynasty is far less than the gameplay of the Ming and Qing dynasties, so it is also a bit boring.

Listening to Li Mu say that 'mahjong' is a gambling device, Li Shimin also has some expectations. But after all, this is the Chongwen Museum, and it is a gambling device to teach students what is going on. Li Shimin put down the 'two cakes' and said, "Li Mu, are you too messing around, I asked you to teach students skills, is gambling a skill?" ”

"Your Majesty, you are asking this question because you don't understand the truth contained in this mahjong. The minister's invention of this mahjong came from an experience, and His Majesty also knew that this experience was the minister's courage to transport grain in the township...... The truth contained in this mahjong is related to this! ”

"Transporting grain?"

Li Shimin listened with question marks on his head and said, "You explain to me first, why can't I see that there are these things in this mahjong?" ”

Li Mu picked out a 'cake' from the mahjong and said: "Your Majesty, please see, this card is called 'a tube', and it can also be called 'a cake'." It means two things, huh...... Has Your Majesty seen the grain hoard? ”

"I have been a horse for more than ten years, how can I not see a grain hoard? Don't sell it, just say it. ”

Li Mu showed the 'one cake' to Li Shimin and said: "This card, when it is called 'one tube', is the appearance of the grain hoard from the sky, Your Majesty, please see, is this so?" ”

Li Shimin took it and looked at it for a while, nodded, and said: "The grain hoard is cylindrical, it is true, it is appropriate to call it 'one tube'." What does 'one loaf' mean? ”

"It's the meaning of a piece of bread."

"......" Li Shimin glared at Li Mu angrily and said, "Go on." ”

Li Mu picked up the chicken again and said: "This card is called 'one piece', also called 'one chicken'." When the minister transports grain, he often hears the warehouse keeper say that the management of grain hoarding is the first thing to prevent fireworks, followed by sparrows. Sparrows are birds with strong breeding ability and can give birth to several litters a year. If it is not well cared for, the sparrows will multiply, and they will run out of food. The meaning of this chicken is to describe the sparrow eaten as the size of a chick, called a chicken, and if it is caught, it will be killed and hung next to the grain hoard to scare other sparrows, because it looks like a dried meat is hung up, so it is called 'one'. ”