1006th seasickness
Fireworks in March down to Yangzhou.
Quietly left Luoyang, which was marked by heavy history, and the big boat carrying Xiao Han and his party went down the water, along the route of Yang Guang to the south of the Yangtze River, and walked forward leisurely.
Xiao Han rarely took a boat in his previous life, first, he didn't have that time, and second, he didn't have that much money......
However, this did not affect his yearning for those luxury cruise ships in the slightest.
It's just that I didn't expect that the dream that was not realized in my previous life has become a reality now.
Sitting on the deck, bathing in the spring breeze, accompanied by beautiful women around you, brewing a pot of good tea in front of you, smelling the curling fragrance of tea.
The most beautiful life is nothing more than that.
Of course, the only fly in the ointment during this period is: those tea bowls that were originally matched with the teapot were all given to the river god by Xiaodong, and now there is no choice but to get a few wine cups from the kitchen and use them as teacups.
"Hey, it's a pity for my cup."
After taking a sip of hot tea, Xiao Han sighed.
His tea set, which is said to be the peerless work of a famous master in the previous dynasty, was given to him by Xiao Lizi at the beginning!
I didn't expect it to be gone now! Even if it's not a pity for other people's craftsmanship, it's a pity that this thing is worth the money......
Beside Xiao Han, Xue Pan was adding pine cones to the small stove where tea was boiling, and when she saw her husband sighing, she turned her head and smiled happily and said with relief: "Isn't it just a few cups, I see that you have been distressed for a few days?" Besides, Xiaodong can't stand on his feet now that he vomits, and this punishment is enough. ”
"Cut, he's seasick, I haven't even deducted his wages, okay?" Xiao Han replied depressedly.
Xiaodong is seasick, this is their latest discovery.
It turned out that Xiao Han was still afraid that the delicate Xue Pan would be seasick.
But I didn't think that after sailing, Xue Pan didn't have anything, but Xiaodong, who was the most able to jump up and down on weekdays, was dizzy!
Eat rice, spit rice.
Eat steamed buns, spit steamed buns.
In the end, it developed to the point that I even vomited when I drank porridge!
In just a few days, the whole person has lost a lot of weight, and even the clothes of the past are loose in a circle, and the fat chef who watched it was envious, and he hated to replace him!
"Hey, this is still a canal, if you get to the sea, then you can pay it back?!"
Shaking his head, Xiao Han used to take Xiaodong when he wanted to go to the sea for a walk, but now he saves it!
In this calm and waveless canal, they are all like bears, and when they go to sea, it is estimated that their whole lives will have to be lost.
"At sea? What does the sea look like? What's the difference with this? ”
Xiao Han didn't expect that his casual complaint aroused Xue Pan's interest, and he insisted on telling her what the sea was like.
"What does the sea look like? It's what the sea looks like! One moment it is as calm as swimming in the water of Spring Lake, and the next moment it can set off stormy waves and overturn all the boats to the bottom of the sea......"
"Huh? What about a ship as big as ours? Can it be overturned? ”
"Hmph, just our boat, I'm not afraid to tell you! You don't need too many waves, you can set off a gust of wind when you go to the open sea. ”
“……”
The time on the ship is so leisurely.
Drinking tea, picking up a few pirate stories to scare Xue Pan, and after fully satisfying his boast, he went to the cabin to make up for a nap.
In the afternoon, I went to the stern of the boat to fish as usual, and for a day, I just wandered through like this, and the key was not to delay the journey.
No wonder Yang Guang spent so much effort to build the canal, he must have realized the benefits of this, Xiao Han thought.
I don't know why, the fish in this canal are not only fat, but also very stupid, and they all like to run after the boat, just like a tadpole looking for its mother.
Since Xiao Han accidentally discovered this, he fished, and even saved the bait!
Find Lao Dong to make a hook similar to a three-legged anchor, coupled with a kite wheel, a bamboo pole, this is Xiao Han's fishing artifact, and he doesn't even need a fish float.
Throw the sharpened three-claw hook into the water, and the next step is to reel in the line.
In this way, two or three out of ten can hook a blind fish, and the dishes for the evening can be considered to be settled.
Cooking fish on a boat is generally very simple, and you don't pay attention to any frying and frying, it is usually a messy stew!
It doesn't matter what kind of fish it is, wash it and chop it, and throw it into the pot to boil.
If there are crabs at any point, the same is true! Hurry up when you cover the pot, don't let those eight-legged guys run away!
Xiao Han fished on the boat, but did not eat fish, which is quite strange.
Every time the fat cook boiled out a pot of milky white fish soup and brought it over, he would be rejected by Xiao Hanyi's righteous words, and asked him to quickly bring it over to make up for poor Xiaodong, even if he only ate some green vegetables and radishes, he didn't touch those fragrant fish soups.
Xue Pan has always followed Xiao Han when eating, because everyone in Chang'an knows that when it comes to eating, Xiao Han is definitely at the level of a grandmaster!
Seeing that her husband didn't eat fish, although Xue Pan didn't understand, she still followed his footsteps closely.
Smiled and pushed away the stunned man to send the fish, followed Xiao Han's appearance, picked up a green vegetable from the plate and chewed it carefully.
"Xianggong, why don't we eat fish? Didn't you love to catch fish and eat fish before? Taking advantage of the fact that no one was paying attention here, Xue Pan swallowed the green vegetables and whispered to Xiao Han beside him.
Xiao Han smashed his mouth, lowered his voice like a spy connector and said to her: "The fish here are dirty, let's not eat it!" ”
"Dirty?" Xue Pan frowned when he heard this, and said in a low voice: "No, I see that the fat cook washes all those fish very cleanly?" ”
"Hey, I'm not saying he didn't wash clean!" Xiao Han may have choked on eating steamed buns, raised his head and drank a big sip of water, and then said vaguely: "I mean this river is not clean!" ”
"Why isn't the river clean?" Thinking about the clear river outside, Xue Pan became more and more unable to understand what Xiao Han was thinking.
Xiao Han rolled his eyes and whispered, "Stupid! How many boats do you think you run in this river every day? You haven't seen the thatched hut and kitchen on the boat, and the dirty things go directly into the river. ”
"Toilets? ...... vomit"
Xiao Han didn't say it at first, but as soon as he said this, Xue Pan's face changed immediately!
Thinking of those disgusting things again, she immediately felt that her stomach was stirring upside down, threw down her chopsticks, covered her mouth and rushed out!
Not long after, a series of vomiting sounds sounded outside!
"Huh? What's wrong with Grandma Xue? ”
The vomit was about to collapse two days ago, and Xiaodong, who had just improved a little in the past few days, accidentally saw this scene and asked Xiao Han in wonder.
Xiao Han smiled, gnawed on the steamed bun and said, "It's okay, maybe it's the same as you, seasick!" ”
"Seasickness? Why didn't you get dizzy at the beginning, but now you get dizzy? ”
Xiaodong looked out of the cabin strangely, scratched his head, and couldn't understand why other people's seasickness was different from his.