Chapter 11: Embarrassing and Abnormal
Xu Wenlong lay in the waterhole and dreamed and imagined, recalling the experience of punishing the "ghost village chief" from beginning to end. Although he couldn't be happy with revenge, he was a traitor, which made him feel a little regretful and unhappy. But the sad end of being in prison and being alone in prison is still gratifying and painful. Isn't it? What could be more painful than being in the clouds and falling straight to hell? What could be more desperate than being left alone?
Suddenly, there was a noisy, shrill sound of laughter and screeching in the distant jungle. After a while, the sound of hip-hop was getting closer and clearer, and it seemed to be coming straight here.
Xu Wenlong was taken aback, hurriedly curled up his neck, and quietly dived into the water, only exposing half of his head to observe the movements around him...... It's too late to get dressed, so I hope that the people who come will leave the place as soon as possible after seeing the things on the ground, and never linger at all.
In a moment, a group of big girls and little daughters-in-law dressed up in fancy clothes came out of the dense forest, giggling and going straight to the blue water pool. Each of them carried a small bamboo basket and an iron kettle, chasing and fighting all the way, shouting and screaming, very happy, very happy. The tall and spicy young woman at the head is the second sister-in-law Liu who is sharp and incompetitive in the village. It was under her leadership that the girls drove into the mountains early in the morning, and went in groups to dig mushrooms, wild tans and yo-yo vegetables after the spring rain. It wasn't until noon that everyone had a small harvest, so they all hugged to the waterhole to rest and recuperate, and fill their stomachs by the way.
The women swarmed to the stream, and went straight to the waterhole. Suddenly, a little girl who was running at the front screamed, and she was headless and brainless, and she went straight into the crowd...... It didn't matter if she screamed horribly, it directly caused a chain reaction in the crowd. First, some timid and scared girls reflexively screamed and hid back, and then the eldest aunt and little daughter-in-law blew up the pot and made an inexplicable mess. Everyone hugged their heads and ran around, hiding, all of them were scattered, and the ghosts screamed all over the sky. Crying, shouting, and calling echoed one after another in an instant, echoing each other from afar, and the crowd resounded like a loud tongue throughout the forest.
After all, Liu's second sister-in-law is bolder, and she is the leader of this gang of girls, so she has the responsibility and obligation to protect everyone. She yelled at her female companions as she tiptoed to the waterhole. When the big girls and little daughters-in-law saw it, they all followed her with trembling and holding their breath, and followed her like a ghost whistle......
After walking a short distance, a few men's clothes, a pile of bonfire embers, and knives, leather bags, and other prey came into view. One of the most eye-catching is the roast pheasant with crispy skin and yellow meat, full of fragrance, resting on a large rock.
Everyone looked at each other, then let out a long breath, and turned to complain loudly about the little girl who had fled first.
The little girl's face was red, her face was bent, and she muttered and argued, "I...... Suddenly, I saw a sleeve floating over a branch, and I thought it was ...... I thought it was a hanged ghost flying around......"
The "alarm" was lifted, and everyone immediately became relaxed and happy. But in addition to being relaxed and happy, I was particularly curious, especially surprised: who is this? Who's here? Where have the people gone? Why did you take off all your clothes? Is it in ...... With the same thoughts, with the same questions, they searched around with wide eyes, and finally found the black head in the pool. Fortunately, everyone is outnumbered, and they have been psychologically prepared for it, and they are not intimidated by one fell swoop. Qi Qi dared to take a closer look, but who was Xu Wenlong from the neighboring village?
Xu Wenlong's whereabouts were recognized, and there was no way to hide anymore. I had to shrink into the pool and greet, "Everyone...... Hey, hey, hey...... Hello everyone...... Have you all come up the mountain......"
Second sister-in-law Liu laughed, and pointed at Xu Wenlong unscrupulously and jokingly: "Long Lingzi, why are you hiding in the water with your bare buttocks?" Are you counting the hairs on your chicks? Come on, come out of the water, and let us all count them for you. See if your chick has grown hair, and how much hair. ”
The eldest aunt and the little daughter-in-law were from the past, not only were they not ashamed, but they laughed loudly. A few girls who have not left the cabinet are embarrassed, all of them are red-faced and ashamed, and everyone is eager to dig a hole in the ground and drill down.
The people in the mountains are rough and unscrupulous, even the girls are no exception. This made Xu Wenlong, who was accustomed to a closed life in the army and had hardly dealt with women, unable to adapt for a while. He chirped in the water for a long time, and finally scratched his head and replied embarrassedly, "No...... It's not hunting. After running on the mountain for most of the day, I was sticky and sweaty, and I wanted to come down...... Hey, hey, hey...... I just want to come down and take a shower and cool myself ......"
Liu's second sister-in-law pretended to be suddenly enlightened: "Oh-I see." Have you finished washing? Why can't you come up after washing? What is a person doing sneakily and sneakily hiding there? Don't...... Do you want to peek at our little girl taking a bath here? ”
"Hahaha...... the young women laughed happily, but the girls lowered their heads in embarrassment.
When Xu Wenlong heard this, he blushed and felt remorseful for a while. It's no wonder that they didn't warn in advance, didn't say hello in advance, and thought that they were just passing by and wouldn't make any stops. I never thought that I would go to search for someone with great fanfare, to find someone who knew he was taking a bath. also suffered a meal of robbery and ridicule for no reason, which is really unreasonable and inexplicable. But good men don't fight women, so what do they think and say? Now the plan is to send them away as soon as possible. Thinking of this, he hurriedly said, "You big guys are standing here, call me...... How can I come up? ”
The girls couldn't stop laughing, and Qi Qi pointed at Xu Wenlong and teased: "Walk up, can't you just walk up from the water?" Won't this be? If you can't get up, we can come over and help, pull your arms and legs or something. ”
Second sister-in-law Liu raised her eyebrows even more, and asked pretending to be surprised, "Can't you come up?" Why can't you come up? Is there a mermaid in the water dragging your feet? Or do you have a vixen in your crotch? Don't think we hate your bare ass, do you look good when your ass is embroidered? ”
Xu Wenlong was dumbfounded, unable to say a word in the water.
Liu's second sister-in-law laughed, turned around triumphantly, and shouted loudly to the girls who were still snickering: "Sisters, since Long Lingzi hasn't finished taking a bath yet, and wants to stay in the water to cool off for a while, then we're welcome, and I'll be busy......" After speaking, her hands were crossed to her waist, and she put on a majestic and majestic look, just like Mu Guiying, who was in command of the expedition, and shouted to send troops to collect firewood and make fires to cut wild meat, and even asked two nimble little daughters-in-law to climb the stone wall and pluck the three hares, five pheasants and seven or eight partridges were taken to the upper reaches of the creek and washed and dissected with clean water......
Xu Wenlong was anxious and shouted loudly: "You guys...... What are you doing here......". It's not that he's stingy with his prey, but seeing these girls tossing like this, they can't leave for two or three hours, so won't he be immersed in water all the time? You can't even move around.
Second sister-in-law Liu squinted at Xu Wenlong, and said with a wicked smile: "Guess what, what are we going to do next?" Or come up on your own, come up and let us see your chicks. ”
Xu Wenlong opened his mouth, blushing and stiffening and not moving.
As the saying goes, everyone gathers firewood, and the flame is high. In a few moments, three fires burst into flames, and the crackling horns made a cheerful and pleasant sound, and the prey was also cleaned up, lined up on the smooth stone slabs.
Liu's second sister-in-law gave an order, and the girls shouted, and immediately rushed to pick up the hares, pheasants, and partridges on the stone slab...... Hip-hop on the fire to roast up......
After a while, the rich smell of meat was fragrant and fragrant, and the fragrance filled the entire forest, making people salivate and drool.
Xu Wenlong, who couldn't move in the water, kept swallowing saliva, and looked helplessly at these wolf-like "female robbers". Alas, I didn't expect that the good hand of hunting geese all day long was pecked by the geese instead.
When the second sister-in-law Liu swallowed the last piece of roasted partridge meat with a "grunt", she stood up with a satisfied face, poured half a pot of water with a kettle, and looked back at the female companions who were full of oil and flushed faces. In fact, your sister-in-law and I are also a grateful and reasonable person, and I still know the truth of 'receiving a drop of water from others, and repaying it with a spring'. Today, I have eaten your pheasant, hare, and partridge, and I really don't want to go. In this way, you open your eyes and take a good look, yes, just these little girls around me......" she said solemnly, while pointing her fingers at the little girls in the boudoir, "Ah Hong, Xiao Yue, Xiulan, and Pingping...... See? Have you seen them all? One by one, like flowers and jade, beautiful as fairies, fine skin and tender meat, willow eyebrows and apricot eyes, to have a figure, to have a look. What do you think? Do you like it? Is there a picture? If there is, I will show it to your sister-in-law, and I can secretly make a look. Sister-in-law, I don't blow it, I promise to drag her into your arms and hold her to your bed within a month, so that you can get married as soon as possible, have children, raise your eyebrows, and never separate ......"
Before the words fell, a meal of pink fist embroidered legs immediately rained over. The girls who had been so ashamed that their faces were red screamed, and they all attacked them regardless of their bodies, and they pressed Liu Er's sister-in-law to the ground, scratching and scratching, pinching and twisting, and performing a woman's most deadly trick - armpits. made Liu's second sister-in-law panting, screaming again and again, laughing until her eyes rolled and her body was paralyzed......
With such a cup of tea, the second sister-in-law Liu, who was treated with disheveled clothes and messy hair, suddenly screamed, used her strength to desperately break out of the encirclement, stumbled and ran madly to the opposite woods, panting and shouting: "How is it? Long Lingzi, which one does you fancie? That, that, and who? The worst thing you beat me up, you must not like them. It's so powerful, it's so spicy, it's like a tigress. You will definitely not be able to bear it in the future, and you will be bullied by them. ”
When the girls heard this, as if they had received an order from the general, they should stop the chase and fight, and all of them stood aside quietly and gracefully, and occasionally glanced at Xu Wenlong in the water with a burning gaze.
Xu Wenlong smiled bitterly and said, "Second sister-in-law Liu, don't tease me, I can't bear it now." If you don't leave, I'll really be a kimchi turnip. ”
Seeing that the trouble was almost over, Liu's second sister-in-law put away her smile and screamed at the female companions: "Sisters, you're full, you've played enough, start a job, pick up mushrooms." After speaking, he led many women's troops into the dense forest and disappeared for a moment. In their chaotic and crowded figures, several girls could be vaguely seen looking back frequently, looking quite reluctant.
Xu Wenlong waited for the girls to leave, then jumped up from the pool, didn't care to wipe the water droplets on his head, and put on his clothes in three or two clicks.
Looking at the chicken feathers, bird feathers, rabbit feathers and bone residues all over the ground, thinking about himself starving and soaking in water for most of the day, Xu Wenlong really couldn't say anything, there were tears nowhere, and he rolled his eyes in a depressed mood.
Fortunately, Liu's second sister-in-law and her gang are still "conscience-free" and "merciful". No, on a smooth slate, isn't there still a roasted hare with a half-pulled skin and charred flesh on a straight slab?
Xu Wenlong was overjoyed when he saw this, and immediately stepped over with an arrow step, grabbed the hare and stuffed it into his mouth, and swallowed it up. In just a few moments, most of the roast rabbit was eaten cleanly, and there was no meat and bones. But I still feel unsatisfied, and I want to have another one. It's a pity that I searched all over the creek, but I didn't find even a piece of meat residue. I had to pack up all my belongings, sigh and leave the blue pool......