94. Let's open five or five
"Adou, Liu Adou, you bear child, your father's family business has all been ruined, others are disobedient sons, but you are purely a son of a ruined family, and the mud can't support the bear child on the wall. For the Father... Buddha. Liu Bei's tears couldn't help but flow, this time it was not hypocritical tears, it was sincere sadness, I couldn't wipe it, I said that the dragon gave birth to the dragon, the phoenix gave birth to the phoenix, it was Liu Bei's turn, how did he give birth to a bear child, he was defeated, lawless, this can't clean up the mess, "Adou, your father's weapons have been melted by you, and you haven't been able to get iron ore to rebuild it until now, do you know how important an iron ore is?" You actually sold iron ore to Cao Cao, woo, you don't care about your father, this battle can't be fought, you are dead as your father. Confessed for his father, the next thing, how you like to mess around, just do it, write a confession for Cao Cao for your father, and make a plead in advance. ”
Liu Chan was inexplicable in his heart, and said that he would burn Cao Cao, what does this have to do with selling iron? Liu Bei and Cao Cao have a poor relationship, so they won't make Liu Chan rich?
Liu Chan thought that Liu Bei was just slow down for a while, and suddenly knew that there was a mine at home, and whoever could withstand it. It's a pity that Liu Chan still wants to say that Liu Bei has already picked up Zhuge Liang and ran away.
"Alas! Kong Ming, let's go. This book of confession and confession is written by you, your writing is better than mine, you come to confess, I will draw it. Lost, there is Adou, a bear child, how can we fight, even I doubt Adou, whether it is my own or not... Net foolishness, what to do, mess with the first place. Liu Bei, who was full of tears, wiped all his snot on Zhuge Liang's body, and commanded, not wanting to worry too much, so he hid back in Mrs. Gan and Mrs. Mi's room halfway.
Men, if you can't start a business, open the second battlefield and start again.
Early the next morning, Pang Tong ran to Liu Chan's door with dark circles under his eyes, but was blocked by Guan Yinping, so he had to shout in his sand throat.
"Lord, the time has come, get up quickly, the fire is burning the ass, the fire is burning Cao Cao." Pang Tong was also very sleepy, insisted on not washing his face, came to Liu Chan early in the morning, and an ugly face directly scared away Guan Xing and Zhang Bao, only the close-fitting Guan Yinping did not run, holding a long sword, looking at Pang Tong with an unkind look, Pang Tong was afraid of being chopped by Guan Yinping, and he was far away, "Lord, open the door quickly, the guards won't let me in, and if I don't get on the boat, it's too late." If we don't go, maybe Cao Cao and Sun Quan will hook up together and be embarrassed. ”
"Don't shout, young master... He said that he would lie in bed in the morning and not be able to get up, and it would be futile for you to shout again, no matter how you screamed, he would not be able to hear it. Guan Yinping's face turned even redder, Liu Chan was lying on the bed, he couldn't get up, snooze was a very serious problem, Liu Chan could get up, she didn't have to stand here, it was time to wash, "Strategist, you better go, you continue to stay here, I'm afraid that this guard will not be able to help but behead you, you are really ...... It's so ugly, if you don't go, I'm going to die of disgust. ”
Liu Chan woke up, not woken up by the conversation between Pang Tong and Guan Yinping, but Pang Tong never took a bath, as soon as he arrived in the yard, a sour musty smell accompanied by the smell of sweat woke Liu Chan up all of a sudden.
"Shi Yuan, you are a military advisor, run quickly and tell them to get ready, this young master will get up, wait for this young master to finish washing, eat breakfast, and set off immediately." Liu Chan got up angry, held his nose, and began to support Pang Tong, with Pang Tong here, and a fart, he could hold on not to be stunned, Liu Chan has broken the record of human limits, "Remember, Shi Yuan, you don't sit in the same boat with this young master, you can sit in another boat, so that everyone can arrange the troops, this young master, just drive a yacht to watch the battle." ”
Three poles on the sun, and see the pier again.
Liu Bei got up late for the first time, and he didn't plan to get up, with Liu Chan, a bear child, Liu Bei felt that there was no need to struggle, and the gold and silver mountains were not enough for a meal.
"Yo! You all listened, my father stayed up all night last night in order to deal with the enemy army, and he hasn't woken up yet, but my father has passed on his life's skills to me, and next, this young master will take everyone to burn Cao Jun, do you have any opinions? After this young master has finished speaking, who is in favor? Who is against? Liu Chan glanced at it, except for Pang Tong and Guan Yinping, who smiled silently, everyone else was expressionless, lacking interest, and even Zhang Fei began to snore, Liu Chan simply ordered directly, "The generals will listen to the order!" This young master went out to fight, the three armies of Weizhen are famous all over the world, why don't you hurry up and cheer up? ”
"Ding-dong! Congratulations to the host for collecting Zhuge Liang's eyes Liu Chan as a young master, but he overstepped his authority to point fingers at the army and robbed Zhuge Liang of the work of the military division, Zhuge Liang was afraid of the evil feeling caused by losing the iron rice bowl of the military division, and received a reward: sports bracelet (batch, one-time use, short-term effect). Marching and fighting depends most on the hour, and if the hour is right, the general strategy becomes more than half. This time, Liu Sun teamed up to discuss Cao, involving a wide range of aspects, and the host can send a sports bracelet to each general, and act separately at that time, so that they can cooperate seamlessly according to the hour. ”
"Young master, if you have any orders, just say it. I wrote a confession last night, and I'm ready to repent. Young master, even if you command, you should serve the lord for the last time. Woo, I don't know what Cao Cao will do if he is captured by Cao Cao, whether the chastity of this army division is still guaranteed, I am worried. Zhuge Liang wanted to learn from Liu Bei, and he was absent from work, but Zhuge Liang thought that as a military advisor, he also worked and got a salary, which was not easy, the boss was not there, but the future heir Liu Chan was still there, Zhuge Liang still wanted to eat mixed rice, and he got up from the confession with great effort.
"Zhuge military division, don't worry, wait for the military division and Shi Yuan to sit on the same boat, just watch it carefully, you are both military divisions, how can there be an overnight feud, they are all people on the same boat, Zhuge military division should talk to Shi Yuan more, Shi Yuan he... It's not easy for him, he didn't brush his teeth in the morning, and he ate garlic, this young master believes that you will resonate. Liu Chan put Zhuge Liang and Pang Tong together on a boat, forcibly reached a consensus, and then turned his head and instructed the generals, "Third uncle, you can't sit still, urgently, you take three thousand soldiers and horses, go to Wulin first, Wulin is the farthest, suitable for you frizzy." After finding Cao Cao's granary, don't play with fire, just guard it. The seized grain and grass, the young master is the master, and all of them are used to make wine, and then we will open it in five or five. ”
"Hehe, Adou, you are better than the eldest brother, as long as you have wine. The third uncle will listen to you once, take someone to Wulin, if there is really Cao Cao's granary, then you can rest assured, all for you. In the future, the third uncle's wine, you can just wrap it. ”