Volume 1: The Wind Rises and Peace Chapter 65: I always say that I have hemorrhoids
After the black tiger was arranged to rest, one ear looked at Luo Ergou beside him and said.
"Guess why this black tiger came to the Acropolis?"
Luo Ergou shook his head with a smile and replied into one ear.
"I don't know what he's doing in the Acropolis, but you're bad enough, big brother. Let him swallow the sword. ”
One heard that Yan also laughed and said to Luo Ergou.
"Anyway, if you're idle, you're idle, so it's a lively look. Since he has come to this Acropolis, he has to ask us. What's wrong with letting him perform a sword-swallowing? Let's think about it again in a moment and see what he can perform tomorrow. ”
Luo Ergou nodded with a smile, then thought of something, and asked in one ear.
"What do you say about dinner? Give them food? ”
One heard the words and was stunned, after all, this was a question he hadn't thought about yet.
After a long period of silence, one ear spoke, "Do you still have the nest we brought from the stockade?" ”
Luo Ergou thought for a while and replied, "How many are left, give them all?" ”
One ear nodded.
"Give them all, they want to eat and drink for nothing as soon as they come, how can it be so cheap?"
As soon as the words fell, I saw Ma Han walk in from outside and asked in one ear.
"Big brother, who was that person just now?"
One ear glanced at Luo Ergou, and then replied to Ma Han: "Black Tiger, the boss of the Black Tiger Gang in Ping'an County, what's wrong?" You don't know? ”
As soon as one ear finished speaking, Ma Han suddenly looked angry.
"Black Tiger Gang? I'm going to beat him up! ”
Seeing that Ma Han was about to go out, Luo Ergou and One Ear hurriedly stepped forward to hold Ma Han, and then heard One Ear persuade him.
"Don't be so impulsive, I know he's a bad guy, but he's still a little useful to us now, so let's spare him a dog for the time being."
Ma Han nodded approvingly when he heard this, and assured one ear seriously.
"Don't worry, I promise not to kill him."
As he spoke, he was about to step out again.
One ear hurriedly grabbed Ma Han again and said to Ma Han.
"This is not our copycat, you will make us very passive if you do this. Think about what Wang Le told you before, bear with it. When we go back, we don't care if you kill him. ”
As he spoke, one ear pulled Ma Han to the table, and then asked Ma Han to sit down.
Seeing that Ma Han didn't have the urge to go out to beat the black tiger again, he commanded Luo Ergou with one ear.
"Go out and find someone to clean up the blood on the ground."
Luo Ergou nodded when he heard this, and then pushed the door and went out.
At this time, there were only two people left in the room, Ma Han and Yi'er, and after being silent for a while, they listened to Yi'er speak leisurely.
"When you left, how did the second child explain to you?"
Ma Han thought for a while and said: "Brother Le asked me to protect the eldest brother and the second dog, if the eldest brother and the second dog have an accident at the same time, let me protect the eldest brother and ignore the second dog." ”
One ear nodded, and said in his heart that he was still his own brother, and he knew that he was in danger and arranged a bodyguard for himself, although this bodyguard followed him up the mountain.
After a moment of silence, one ear spoke again.
"I've given you a mission, and from today onwards, you're secretly observing Black Tiger and the person he brought to see what they want to do. Tell me what they do every day and Ergou. ”
Ma Han was very disdainful, pursed his lips and said, "Isn't this making me a spy?" Manly man, don't make a small report! ”
One ear smiled and persuaded Ma Han.
"Don't think so, you have to know that we came out this time to die for a lifetime. If we're cut off by these two people, we're all done. ”
Ma Han was stunned when he heard this, and then he was silent for a while before he spoke: "Then let me go and kill them now, it's a hundred." ”
One ear feels that his head is big, how can this Ma Han be a dead brain? Isn't there anything else in life besides killing others and being killed by others?
Finally, after spending a lot of effort on one ear, he still persuaded Ma Han to break the urge to kill the two black tigers in the Acropolis.
One Ear felt very proud, after all, there were not many people who could suppress Ma Han's shaft strength.
At this time, in the Tianacropolis Inn, the black tiger and the middle-aged man were both slumped on the bed, looking confused.
I don't know how long it took, but the middle-aged man finally couldn't help but ask.
"When can we eat?" I am hungry. ”
The black tiger didn't even look at the middle-aged man, and replied casually: "I can eat when the meal is over, and I'm hungry too." ”
Then there was silence.
After a while, I listened to the middle-aged man speak faintly again.
"I think that mahogany cabinet in the house should smell good."
The black tiger slumped on the bed and pursed his lips slightly, disdainfully.
"It's painted, if you're not afraid of death, you can gnaw it."
As soon as the middle-aged man heard it, he felt that it made sense, so he broke off the idea of gnawing on the table.
Struggling to get up from the bed, the middle-aged man's eyes scanned the room before he spoke to the black tiger.
"I smell blood, I think there's meat to eat."
The black tiger was stunned when he heard this, and then twisted his ass slightly, and then said to the middle-aged man angrily.
"I don't have meat to eat, my hemorrhoids are guilty and bleeding."
The middle-aged man looked at the black tiger, and then asked with some confusion.
"I've seen it before, and you don't have hemorrhoids."
The black tiger's face turned green when he heard this.
"When have you seen it?"
The middle-aged man didn't seem to think that this was a big deal, and said to the black tiger.
"We were in that yard before, and when you went to the toilet, I saw it many times. Really haven't seen hemorrhoids. ”
The black tiger's face turned greener, and he spat at the ground fiercely, and then scolded the middle-aged man with a resentful face.
"You pervert, it's okay to peek at me as a big man going to the toilet? I want to be famous all my life, but today I am ruined......"
Before Heihu finished speaking, he heard the middle-aged man answer in a daze: "What's the matter, what do you have that I don't have or what?" Stingy! ”
The black tiger felt that if he had a little strength at this time, he would definitely get up and beat the middle-aged man to death, this pervert was too disgusting.
Just as the black tiger was still fantasizing about how to hammer the middle-aged man to death, he heard the middle-aged man speak again: "What about our horse?" ”
The black tiger glanced at the middle-aged man angrily and explained.
"Isn't it outside the city, can't you get in?"
"Oh......"
The middle-aged man seemed to remember, and asked the black tiger again.
"We're all in, why can't the horses come in?"
The black tiger was too lazy to say so much to the middle-aged man, so he casually said perfunctorily: "Pets are not allowed to enter." ”
The middle-aged man nodded thoughtfully, and praised the black tiger: "You are really well-informed." ”
How many farts do I see? I'm perfunctory to you! Why did your IQ drop so quickly when you're hungry? Please, wake up. If you continue like this, you're going to be mentally retarded and hungry.
The black tiger roared in his heart.
At this moment, I saw Luo Ergou walking in with a plate, looking at the two people who were lying on the bed, Luo Ergou opened his mouth and greeted.
"It's time to eat, it's time to eat."
As he spoke, he put a plate of nests on the table in the room, and then said to the two people on the bed: "If the Acropolis is in short supply today, I can only prepare some coarse grain for the two of you." I also hope that the two of you will not dislike it, and there will be a lot of Haihan. ”
As soon as he heard that the meal was served, Heihu immediately got up from the bed, and seeing that Luo Ergou was very polite to himself, Heihu was embarrassed to say: "Don't dislike it, don't dislike it." If you have a stutter, you can do it. ”
Looking at the nest head on the plate, the black tiger was still a little disappointed. Even if you don't have big fish and meat, I can accept it, but you can at least fry two dishes with a bowl of noodles or a bowl of rice, right? This is a plate of wowotou, and there is not even a side dish, how can people eat?
Just when the black tiger was still in a daze, the middle-aged man didn't know when to get up and came to the table.
Seeing the nest on the table, the middle-aged man's eyes lit up.
There was no superfluous nonsense, the middle-aged man took one in one hand, and stuffed it into his mouth with his nest head.
Black tigers are stupid,? This product is really unrighteous, and he didn't even say hello, so he started eating?
As a result, the black tiger, who was also hungry, joined the battle with the middle-aged man to grab food.
Luo Ergou was happy watching from the sidelines, I haven't seen such simple happiness for a long time, it's good.
At this time, the black tiger and the middle-aged man were one in each hand, constantly stuffing them into their mouths.
This kind of thing is not suitable for rushing to eat. If you are in a hurry to eat, you will choke. But the black tiger and the middle-aged man don't care so much, for the two people now, choking to death is also a full ghost, which is better than a starving ghost.
A plate of eight or nine nest heads was consumed in the food war between two people.
Luo Ergou stood aside and looked at the two with a smile, and asked, "Are you full?" I'll go get you a few more if you need to. ”
The middle-aged man nodded to Luo Ergou unsatisfactorily, while the black tiger beside him pinched his neck, constantly gesturing with the mouth shape of water.
Luo Ergou looked at the black tiger's expression, and it took a while to get to his senses, but he still asked with some uncertainty.
"You want to drink water?"
The black tiger hurriedly nodded, and said in his heart that you can see it and ask, can't you find some water?
Luo Ergou saw the black tiger's determined expression, so he smiled at the black tiger.
"That...... The water is in the well in the backyard, and I want to drink it and fetch it myself. ”
The black tigers are stupid, I'm like this, and you still let me fetch water by myself?
But seeing that Luo Ergou seemed to be indifferent, Black Tiger felt that he might not be able to drink water anymore and really choke to death.
After not thinking about it for more than a second, the black tiger rushed downstairs and rushed to the backyard well at a speed that was incomprehensible to ordinary people.
Luo Ergou looked stupid, and asked the middle-aged man on the side.
"Why is he running so fast?"
The middle-aged man glanced at Luo Ergou deeply, and then said with envy: "He not only runs fast, but also has strong endurance." It's just that I always say that I have hemorrhoids, which is not a good habit......"