Chapter 171 Urinary incontinence

Lin Ruoxian muttered a tempting mouthful, looking like a 'long-tongued woman', and kept saying bad things about Yan Qi to Qiu Xiang.

"Qiu Xiang, don't mess with Yan Qi in the future, he is definitely not a good person. I also heard that since Yan Qiyi came, the entire Lin family's maids have been fascinated by Yan Qi, he is so good? The body is smeared with honey, so attract bees and butterflies? ”

Qiu Xiang blushed and explained: "Seventh brother is really good, eldest lady, you have to empathize, he is so popular with girls, it must be because he is very good." ”

Lin Ruoxian watched Qiu Xiang turn her elbow outward and speak for Yan Qi, her heart became even more depressed, and she became more and more hostile to Yan Qi, as if Yan Qi had snatched her best friend for many years.

"Qiu Xiang, you have to recognize Yan Qi's true face, he is the big devil who specializes in harming women, don't be deceived by him."

"Hey, you, you are still not deeply involved in the world, and it is easy to be deceived by Yan Qi. It seems that it is impossible to expect you to drive Yan Qi out. In this way, when I am busy for this time, I will personally drive Yan Qi out. Well, sleep! ”

Yan Qi was angry.

If you want to drive me out, I just won't leave, and Lao Tzu will be consumed with you.

Lin Ruoxian was already very tired, Baba said it for a long time, his mouth was dry, his heart was tired, and he fell asleep on the bed.

Qiu Xiang beckoned Yan Qi to come out and motioned for him to leave quickly.

Yan Qi saw that Lin Ruoxian was asleep, thinking that she was very angry about her arrangement just now, and suddenly she had a narrow mind.

He picked up a glass of water and poured it between Lin Ruoxian's legs.

Some water splashed on Lin Ruoxian's white thighs.

After doing the bad thing, Yan Qi hurriedly hid behind the curtain and secretly rejoiced.

Qiu Xiang glared at Yan Qi fiercely, complaining that he had nothing to do.

Lin Ruoxian felt uncomfortable on her legs, opened her eyes in a daze, and slowly swallowed under her body, but she was actually wet.

"Oops, what's wet."

Lin Ruoxian was puzzled: "Qiu Xiang, you tricked me and poured water here?" Who can still fall on the bed? ”

Akika doesn't know how to answer?

Yan Qi secretly gestured to Qiu Xiang through the curtains.

Qiu Xiang understood, blushed, and said hesitantly: "Miss, you are incontinent." ”

"What, I'm incontinent, oops, it's a shame, how old am I, how can I be incontinent and still pee on the bed."

Lin Ruoxian was so ashamed that she covered her delicate face and kicked the quilt hard.

When I grew up, I was incontinent for the first time.

"Qiu Xiang, I'm so embarrassed, I actually pee on your bed, I'm so embarrassed, Qiu Xiang, don't say it, otherwise, my majesty will be gone."

Yan Qi hid behind the curtains, laughing so hard that his stomach hurt.

Looking at the eldest lady's self-blaming appearance, Qiu Xiang realized Yan Qi's 'sinister' intentions.

It's too late to change your tune now.

"Brother Qi is really necrotic, and he is full of tricks. I knew it earlier, so I was complained by the eldest lady, and said that it was good if I deliberately poured the water, and the eldest lady was so pitiful. ”

Qiu Xiang blamed herself in her heart, and comforted Lin Ruoxian softly: "Miss, you are just too tired, your body can't bear it, women are too tired, it is inevitable to be incontinent, this is normal, I have also been incontinent, there is nothing to be ashamed of, Miss, don't worry, I won't say it." ”

"Qiu Xiang, you must keep it secret, I'm so ashamed, woo."

Lin Ruoxian was about to cry.

Yan Qi hid behind the curtain and smiled from ear to ear.

Accidentally touched the curtain and made a hula sound.

"Who?"

Lin Ruoxian was alert, grabbed the chicken feather blanket, jumped out of bed, and approached the curtain.

Yan Qi couldn't continue to watch jokes.

With a vertical waist, he flipped out of the window and fled.

Qiu Xiang was afraid that Yan Qi did not escape, so she was so frightened that she didn't dare to move, thinking to herself that it was bad, Brother Qi couldn't escape from the eldest lady's Five Fingers Mountain this time.

"Hmph, Seventh Brother, you deserve it, I don't have any tricks, who let you make fun of the eldest lady."

Lin Ruoxian coldly opened the curtains, but found that there was nothing.

"Why is there no one?"

Qiu Xiang saw that there was no one behind the curtain, and knew that Yan Qi had run away, so she breathed a sigh of relief, took Lin Ruoxian's little hand, and said softly: "Who is anyone, seeing that you are suspicious, it may be that the wind blew in and made some noise." Come, let's change the sheets and go to bed. ”

Lin Ruoxian shook her head, thinking if it was because of her complicated affairs and hallucinations.

This is highly likely!

The urine is already incontinent, and it is reasonable to hallucinate.

Lin Ruoxian helped change the sheets, and looked at her urine that was wet, her face was red and her ears were red, and she was so ashamed that she didn't want to.

However, she sniffed it, and there was no smell.

"Hey, that's weird, why doesn't it smell? When did my pee get so clean? ”

Qiu Xiang was afraid of revealing the stuffing, so she quickly pulled her onto the bed, hugged the soft waist of the eldest lady, and said coquettishly: "Miss, come, let me see, have your breasts developed?" ”

"you, let me see your boobs......"

The two of them quarreled, and they forgot about urinary incontinence.

……

In the next few days, the eldest young master Lin Ruoshan had a difficult time.

The rumors spread smoothly, and everyone in the Lin family knew about it, and no one knew it, and it was sung by mouth and mouth, and it swept the entire Lin family.

Moreover, at the busy door, there are also a group of children spreading about Lin Ruoshan.

Lin Ruoshan was furious, but there was nowhere to vent.

All he could do was sleep.

Paralyzed, Lao Tzu sleeps, the roots of his ears are clean, what can he do?

At the same time, the eldest lady was also bombarded by Lin Yitu.

Lin Yitu came to the house every day to find trouble with Lin Ruoxian.

It's not that she doesn't like to use people, or that she has no way to operate, and then she is short-sighted and mediocre.

Quarrels broke out again and again.

Although Lin Ruoxian is a strong woman, she is also exhausted, and secretly hid and cried several times.

But in front of outsiders, she is still quite strong.

Only Yan Qi is very comfortable.

That kid, Wang Linzhen, is looking for opportunities every day to send Yan Qi the latest information.

Yan Qi is also generous, although he agreed to pay one tael of silver at a time, but he made a bold move, and it was ten taels every time.

Under the heavy reward, there will be brave men.

Lin Zhen came again today, and asked Yan Qi for credit: "Uncle, I have important information today." ”

Yan Qi didn't ask anything, and smashed Lin Zhen ten taels of silver first.

"Uncle, I love you so much."

Lin Zhen took out a crumpled piece of paper and handed it to Yan Qi: "I took the risk this morning and sneaked into the cellar in the hall of the housekeeper Lin He's house, and stayed for a whole day, even the poop was pulled in the cellar, and it stinked. ”

"However, I have made a major discovery, I heard the voices of the sixth master Lin Yitu and the fourth master Lin Yihong, I don't understand what they are talking about, anyway, there was a lot of laughter! After a while, they were gone. ”

"I sneaked up and saw that they had left this piece of paper, with a lot of things written on it, and drawings of it, so I brought it to my uncle."

Yan Qi carefully opened the crumpled piece of paper, and when he saw the messy patterns on it, he couldn't help but be overjoyed.

He was very excited, smashed a silver ticket of one hundred taels for Lin Zhen, touched his head, and said, "Good job, this is a reward for you." ”

Lin Zhen shook off the silver ticket and bowed: "Thank you, boss!" ”

When Yan Qi heard this, he spit out a mouthful of old blood!