After coming out, Zhanzhao said: "My lord, are you really good like this, you will let Tui Si and the grassroots poor people be humiliated." ”

Wang Yan waved his hand and said, "This is Sima Guang's pot." As an older brother, I only know that he is seven years old, and I have repeatedly emphasized that he is a brain-dead and mischievous mischievous person. But to the point of indecency is. He was covered in injuries, seven years old, and it snowed heavily during the Chinese New Year, and he was still in prison, and I was just distressed and unconvinced. ”

Zhan Zhao couldn't help but be slightly stunned, and then said: "Then why don't you directly tell Zhang Fangping Xiangye." ”

Wang Yan shook his hand and said: "You are stupid, you can't find Zhang Fangping for this matter, otherwise Lao Zhang will gossip." If he is in charge of Kaifeng Mansion for three years, then Kaifeng Mansion will be surnamed Zhang, then he will be able to settle everything. But now he has no foundation in his new position. Then it depends on what kind of urine is in the last place. It was our Uncle Bao who took office, he is an existence who only talks about rules and procedures and is not afraid of the powerful, so the top decides the style of doing things below. This does not mean that the bureaucracy under Kaifeng Prefecture will be as fair as Lao Bao, but it will really form a party of suing sticks, and as long as the procedures and rules are correct, they will dare to be a political party. This is because they kidnapped Lao Bao's prestige. ”

So when they don't like the Wang family and the style of the new leader Zhang Fangping, they find an excuse to form a soft confrontation between several institutions. Kaifeng Mansion, regardless of bureaucracy or folk customs, after the influence of the old Bao Chang sitting pond fish, will form a 'dare to scare the powerful and good people's voice', which really does not mean that his bloodline is Bao Zheng, only that they pretend to be Bao Zheng and have the support of the people, and become an alternative soft violence machine. For example, with the help of the Great Song Dynasty bloodline, the Ministry of Rites became a soft and violent institution that gave Emperor Fubi Han Qi a headache, and it dragged its feet full-time. ”

So in this period when the emperor's control and influence were greatly weakened, with the help of the so-called public opinion, there was nothing they did not dare to do. That's politics. Zhan Zhao, don't really think that their actions represent the 'interests of the majority of the people of Kaifeng Prefecture', it's not that simple, they just pretend to be like this. What do the people like best? For example, if the bureaucrats of Kaifeng Mansion are at this juncture, they will strongly defeat the 'sons and daughters of Wang Anshi's family', and strongly resist 'Zhang Fangping's water release behavior', if you are the unknown truth of Kaifeng Mansion, who are you cheering for? ”

"These political speculators, they want to suppress the reputation of my royal family. By the way, I also want to use the climate to find Zhang Fangping's mistakes. It's not that they have a grudge against Zhang Fangping, but that the new leader must have a run-in problem, and human beings are afraid of the unfamiliar environment and are too lazy to adapt to the new environment, and soft confrontation will occur. It takes time and struggle to run-in, and in the end there are only two ways: Zhang Fangping compromises them, or they compromise Zhang Fangping. On this matter, I am a conservative. Wang Yan finally said.

Zhan Zhao sighed and said: "Although your circle is so chaotic, the last general still has to say it fairly, you think a little too much." ”

"Maybe. However, I am only virtuous, and you did not know my persecution delusional style today. That's it, my brother-in-law is not a good thing. I want them to look good this time. I'm afraid of even myself, and I'm sorry to take my relatives. Wang Yan said.

Zhan Zhao said: "I have no opinion on you trapping Lu Fang, but Bai Yutang must not have played with you if this matter is deadlocked." ”

"When the time comes, you think my ability to maintain stability is blown?" Wang Yan said.

"That's right." Zhan Zhao said again: "Now, what are you going to do?" ”

"Go and maintain stability, follow me to the medical center to find out." Wang Yan said.

Zhan Zhaoning said insubordination: "I will never threaten the weak victim with you." ”

"Your superficiality is incomprehensible, I'm here to understand the situation and apologize, which eye did you see me threatening and blackmailing? Just open your mouth? Wang Yan said this, but in fact, his old face was already red.

Zhan Zhao said sarcastically: "Your set is really enough." Back then, in Funing County, you inexplicably arrested Little Bell and his father and locked him up, is it fake? ”

"That's a matter of national security, okay." Wang Yan wore a hat crookedly.

"When did you get into trouble without holding up the national security regulations? The marital conflict between Emperor Ji and the concubine, isn't it also used by you to threaten and blackmail the Li family on this ground? ”

Zhan Zhao was speechless about this, but he could only follow. If you don't go, you're more likely to be overdone by the Great Demon King......

The Great Demon King's thoughts this time were extremely obscene, but his actions were not excessive.

Zhan Da Mao watched with his own eyes, and the big demon king summoned all the parties involved at that time in the medical hall, including the nurse and Lang Zhong.

Then he shamelessly announced in public that he was Wang Yan, the eldest brother of the troubled little kid.

At this point, all the big-headed people listened with a black line on their faces.

The big demon king did not threaten to confess, but decisively ordered someone to pull a cart of dates over, distributed them to everyone as New Year's goods, and said earnestly, "My little brother is only seven years old, he is a mentally handicapped child, and he is naughty, but he can't rise to other heights, his inappropriate behavior, the son of the royal family, the champion of the current department is here to apologize to you", and so on.

After finishing speaking, the people vaguely understood what he meant, and they began to grab dates at a glance, and after dividing up a cart of dates as New Year's goods, they all dispersed and went home for the New Year.

“……”

According to Zhanzhao's experience in handling cases, they will not be considered witnesses from now on.

In terms of human feelings, this is really a bit of a threat of bribery. But there is nothing wrong with the technology, the big demon king is so obscene, he gave them benefits with the situation of New Year's goods, and his speech is relatively objective, and he is very brainwashing, and he really put down his shelf in public and apologized. It is difficult for the people of the big head to not compromise.

The mentality of the people Zhanzhao knows that this is not a big deal, even if all of them testify, in the end, they can't do anything to Wang Xiang's grandfather, in this case, Wang Yan also came to apologize and give benefits, there is no benefit to being a thorn but there must be sequelae.

In addition, the people who come here are either fathers or mothers, and they all come with little children. Relatively able to understand bear children.

After the rest of the people dispersed, Da Yan said to the nurse: "My third brother is really ashamed to harass the girl, but the enemy can only be resolved, it is inconvenient to tie the knot, and I invite the girl to a lot." ”

The young lady was startled, and hurriedly shook her hand and said: "The adult is serious, to put it bluntly, I was scared at the time, and my father was shocked by my voice, so there was a misunderstanding." In fact, if I knew that it was a child's hand, it would never be so much. ”

"That's good."

Wang Yanyin smiled and didn't say much, and left decisively.

After coming out, Zhan Zhao said dejectedly: "Okay, this time you won again, you can always pretend to brainwash people, it's amazing." ”

Wang Yan waved his hand and said, "Get out, I call it seeking truth from facts." You can't overdo it just because Sanshao is my father's son. There was something missing in education, so when the boy came home, he was dead. ”

……

However, even if the Great Demon King was exhausted, Sanshao, who was supposed to be sent back tonight, didn't come back.

According to reason, it shouldn't be, as long as he touches the porcelain Kaifeng Mansion like this according to Wang Yan's instructions, and the witnesses and parties are all "publicized" by the big demon king, then the bureaucrats of Kaifeng Mansion should decisively send it back tonight, plus apologize.

But no, it's weird.

As a result, the Wang family fried the pot again, the grandmother began to talk incoherently nonsense, Zheng Erniang cried to death, and Erya asked the fairy sister about the whereabouts of the third brother.

Bai Yutang was anxious, and Wu Qiong's mother made an appointment to play mahjong at home, making a miasma.

Wang Anshi's face was blue, and he waited in the study and said that he didn't care, and he would bear the trouble by himself.

In this way, the fairy sister's head is big, so the big goose is also crying blind, she is destined to be lonely tonight as soon as the big goose goes away, there is no welfare, it's not good to have a concubine damn it......

It wasn't until three days later that the three young men of the Wang family came home with a huge cured ham.

It's awesome, in later generations, Dayan likes to eat ham the most, but unfortunately due to the commercialization of the entire market, there are profiteers everywhere, and I have never eaten the fragrant ham of the three streets in my childhood.

This time, the ham brought by Sanshao finally felt that way.

"I'll keep this ham for you, by the way, why did you only come back today?" Wang Yan confiscated his ham.

Sanshao said: "Because they let me out today." ”

Wang Yan was very strange, "Didn't you instigate you to be a porcelain party?" ”

However, Sanshao is a righteous person, and he explained: I communicated with a butcher in the prison next door, and it was not righteous to do that. In addition, the third young man also remembered what his sister-in-law told him to be righteous and dare to act.

So Sanshao came to the conclusion that he would rather squat than give up touching porcelain and carrying it to death. When it was delayed until the interrogation of the judge, Sanshao did not say anything and did not admit his mistakes. In the end, no witness was found, and it was a seven-year-old child, so of course he had to close the case and release him.

"Turtle son, you ......," Wang Yan muttered, "You are refreshed, but your second sister has been worried for three days, and your sister-in-law and your eldest brother have also been thundering for three days." ”

After saying that, Da Yan turned around and walked away with the ham on his shoulder.

Sanshao pulled his clothes behind him and said, "Take me to the doctor, it's just a doctor, why is it so difficult?" ”

"Your pig's head and face are starting to recover, isn't it, the child has strong self-healing ability, it's okay." Wang Yan said.

Sanshao pointed to his splint and said: "If you don't see the problem again, if you really become disabled, it's not good, you will push the pot, and it is not righteous at all." ”

Wang Yan slapped him on the back of the head and said, "Why don't you think about it when you jump off the building with your mother's umbrella on the roof?" ”

"I'm still young, I don't think it through, but big brother, you watch me jump and don't teach me." Three words are chiseled.

Wang Yan was embarrassed: "I really didn't know you were going to jump at the time, I thought you were pretending to be forced, but you turned out to be really mentally retarded." Besides, didn't I help you find a wronged boss Cao Ji, you go to him for medical treatment. ”

"I figured it out in the number, this is not righteous, it's not my uncle's pot. So when I passed by his house this time, I didn't go in and asked him to take me to the doctor. Sanshao said.

Wang Yan said, "By the way, where did you get the ham?" ”

Sanshao said: "It's the butcher next door, he said that I was surprised by my bones at a young age, and I will definitely become a generation of heroes admired by thousands of people in the future, so when I came out, he asked me to go to his stall to get a ham for the New Year." I decided to go. ”

“……”

Wang Yan didn't know what to say for the time being, this was a good apprentice trained by the fairy sister. However, in addition to being mentally handicapped, I didn't find that he had a tendency of tens of thousands of people to admire a generation of heroes......

Sanshao has now become a celebrity, and this little kid is in the spotlight wherever he goes, and his popularity is extremely high, surpassing the peak of Da Yan. Nicknamed Righteous Gas.

The righteousness of the big goose is blown out by itself, but the three young are recognized.

Every day when he goes out, he can bring back a bunch of small gifts, all of which are stuffed into him by others.

As a result, he swelled, and as soon as the splint of his hand was removed, his leg was injured again, and he was put on a cast. Everywhere you go, you can get a cane to support and jump and jump.

How did he break the dog's leg? I heard that one day, the donkey Xiaobao opened his mouth under the eaves so that the water droplets after the ice melted from the eaves could drip into the mouth of the donkey Xiaobao.

Donkey Xiaobao has always been virtuous, and that is what it thinks is fun. But Sanshao thinks that the donkey is brain-dead, and thinks that the donkey wants to "eat the moon with a tengu" but can't eat it. So the over-inflated Sanshao said, "Ben Shao will help you get the ice strip down."

So he decided to go to the roof.

Idiot!

Even if he wanted to feed the donkey ice bars, wouldn't there be one next to him? But he went up to the roof, and when he couldn't do it, he fell down and screamed.

In this process, the big goose didn't see it, but he was in the shape of one leg, jumping and jumping to tear open the big goose, and was said to "take me to the doctor", and it was the big white and the big goose that was frightened.

Da Yan felt that he couldn't let Sanshao mess around, and wanted to find some alternative entertainment for him. So Da Yan personally designed a set of IQ test templates, like playing a game, listing some questions, and then pasting the corresponding answer cards, and finally you can roughly calculate the IQ level.

Sanshao became interested in this game and took it to play. This is the big goose to give him a piece of entertainment, to prevent him from continuing to die while he is disabled, and it is said that after the last time his hand was broken, he still killed a big fish in the posture of Jiang Taigong.

Sanshao was very excited after getting the IQ test template, and ran to Wang Anshi, saying that he wanted to test Wang Anshi, but he was slapped away by the back of the head.

The only one in the family who cooperates with him is Erya, who fills in the blanks with different cards according to the rules.

According to the second sister's answer, the third young man compared the riddle, and said with a smile: "It's really amazing, the second sister is smart." ”

The design of the more big crane has five grades of IQ, which are stupid, mentally handicapped, normal, smart, and extremely smart.

So the second brother was very happy and rewarded the third brother with a lollipop.

Sanshao swelled up and thought that he had the qualifications to determine the IQ of others. So I continued to find someone to try.

Since there was really no one to play with him, he had to go to find the donkey Xiaobao. Donkey Xiaobao has spirituality, and he is grateful that this kid fell and injured himself in order to make ice for himself, so he lazily played with Sanshao.

Every time Sanshao reads a question, he asks Xiaobao to choose the answer from the four cards. I don't know if the donkey Xiaobao understands or not, but he will always pick up the donkey's legs and point out an answer.

Finally completed, Sanshao checked it according to the riddle, and exclaimed: "Awesome Xiaobao, you are simply a god donkey, and you have reached the IQ of a normal person." ”

"Woo woo". Xiaobao, the donkey, screamed, representing a very proud look.

So, the third young man gave the lollipop given by the second sister to the donkey.

I really don't have to play anymore. After reading the question carefully, according to the three less's own cognition, the answer card is selected, and finally according to the card serial number, the corresponding results are seen.

At first glance, San Shao's face suddenly turned green, and he lost his voice: "The young master is actually mentally retarded?" ”

The donkey Xiaobao really understood human language, and immediately fell to the ground.

Sanshao looked at it left and right and was very annoyed, stepped on this template with a few feet, and said: "This game is not scientific, and it can't objectively judge my brain circuits." I'm as smart as my second sister. ”

"Whew." What Donkey Xiaobao means: a very simple question such as a chicken crows annoying, any answer is fine, but you choose to use glue to seal the chicken?

Such an answering style was chosen by Xiaobao with his own eyes, and the template of the Great Demon King did not judge him as a fool, it was already very gentle, right?

Sanshao didn't understand the meaning of the donkey, so he smiled and said, "Xiaobao still understands me, and you also think that the eldest brother's test is not accurate, right?" ”

"Whew." Xiaobao the donkey protested.

"Uh-huh, thanks for the support, it's really a good donkey." At this point, Sanshao jumped and left to play something else, and he didn't care about the garbage left behind......