96. Where there is a peanut

"Gong Jin, cutting off your head is just a big scar, my Huang Gai is not afraid of death, I'm afraid that Gong Jin is like those nerds, he has no blood, and he wants to surrender to Cao Cao and continue to learn to eat soft rice. Bah! Shame on you. "Huang Gai is a veteran, he grew up with Sun Jian, raised by the grace of the Sun family, and Zu Mao several, became Sun Jian's general, Sun Jian died, and assisted Sun Ce, as a result, Sun Ce was also killed by Huang Gai and others, and now it is Sun Quan's turn to Sun III, Huang Gai sees that Dongwu is not good, one generation is not as good as the next, and he has the heart to die, "Gong Jin, I am going to deceive and surrender, I hope Gong Jin can take advantage of the Chibi battle to wash away the stigma on his body, don't live up to Bo Fu's grace, but he can't even get a little girl's skin, and occupy the position of the governor of the capital, Inaction, shameful. ”

Huang Gai's heart is straightforward, and he is relying on Zhou Yu's elders, and he is about to set off to deceive him, and he doesn't forget to disgust Zhou Yu, and he can't soak Zhou Yu in Xiao Qiao, to expose Zhou Yu's shortcomings.

With Zhou Yu's age and qualifications, being able to be a naval general is already very strong, and he wants to be a metropolitan governor? It doesn't matter, I can't please Sun Quan, so I think about it.

Zhou Yu blackened his face, pulled out his sword, and couldn't wait to split Huang Gai, who was disrespectful to the old man, on the spot, and choose another one to play a bitter meat trick, but fortunately, the good old man Lu Su stopped Zhou Yu and didn't give him a chance to tear his face.

The light boat has crossed the Ten Thousand Mountains.

Huang Gai's ship soon arrived near Cao Cao's military camp.

"Don't let go of the arrows, I am Huang Gai, the grain and grass official of Eastern Wu, and I am here to surrender to Prime Minister Cao Cheng. Please also ask the general to report that Sun Quan was unkind, Zhou Yu whipped the veteran for no reason, and Huang Gai begged Prime Minister Cao Cheng to take him in. Huang Gai looked up at the cloudless sky, the calm river, the mouth was bitter, this bitter meat trick was bitter to the heart, unless Cao Cao was caught by the door, the brain would be in the water to believe Huang Gai's surrender, Huang Gai pulled the wound on his back apart, revealing the whip marks all over his body, "Prime Minister Cao, Zhou Yu has a knack for playing with leather whips and dripping wax, and the whip wound on Ben Jiang's body is evidence, this Dongwu can't be mixed, I secretly carried the grain and grass of Dongwu to defect to the prime minister, and the prime minister will open the door quickly." I, Huang Gai, the one who delivered the grain. ”

Hearing Huang Gai's passionate shout, Cao Cao turned a blind eye to Huang Gai's performance, and there was a hint of a smile on the corner of his mouth.

Bitter meat scheme, deception.

Is it true that I, Cao Cao, Cao Mengde, and Zhou Yu and Liu Chan are the same? It's all young, brainless, hot-blooded guys?

Cao Cao was furious.

"Come on, prepare the ship! The prime minister personally went out into battle, vowing to wake up Huang Gai, the old man, how old he is, and he still learns other people's tricks, or meat tricks, how fleshy and disgusting. Prime Minister... Suddenly, I really wanted to see the little meat of the yellow cover. Cao Cao was in high spirits, took Cai Mao and Zhang Yun, and took the lead out of the water barracks, since the ships were all chained together, Cao Cao could wake up with a smile every day when he slew, "Huang Gai, I haven't seen you for many years, you old immortal, still want to take refuge in this prime minister?" Can you hold a knife, can you be hard? ”

"Prime Minister Cao Cheng, how strong my Huang Gai's martial arts are, and his military achievements are impressive, you know, I came to you, and I don't eat your rice, I brought Dongwu grain and grass, you can accept my Huang Gai, at most, my Lao Huang will bring you tea and water, and warm the bed." Huang Gai saw Cao Cao coming up, smiled happily, pulled the whiplash on his back even more painfully, and quietly accelerated the ship, wanting to take advantage of Cao Cao's not letting go of the arrows, and silently get closer, "Hiss!" Prime Minister Cao, don't shake your head, for the sake of my Lao Huang being whipped so badly, if you don't take it in, then my Lao Huang can't mix, I want to find a boss and get a job this year, it's too difficult, you are the prime minister, don't be petty, I can't eat you. ”

"Huang Gongfu, I think you are a general, and this prime minister will let you go. Hurry up and go back with your boat, the prime minister doesn't eat you, you are simply a fraud, the prime minister is not short of people, don't accept it, really want to be at odds with Zhou Yu, Zhou Yu, this little calf, doesn't cut you into eight pieces, only uses a small whip to tickle you? Cao Cao raised his hand and asked Cai Mao and Zhang Yun to bend their bows and arrows in person, as long as Huang Gai dared to approach, he whined Huang Gai with an arrow, "Also, your little grain and grass is enough for a few vegetables?" But if there is a peanut, you will not be drunk like this, and talk nonsense. Dongwu seems to be hopeless, and even the deception has to send you, an old scalper, to deceive anyone. ”

What Cao Cao said, the generals understood as soon as they heard it, how much grain and grass can be carried by the three melons and two dates brought by Guanghuanggai, there must be fraud, even if there is no fraud, the grain and grass of a dime a dime, the top fart, Cao Cao has an army of millions.

"Huang Gai, don't you want to leave? If he doesn't leave, the governor will let go of the arrows. When the time comes, you will have to ask the people of Soochow to collect your body. Taking advantage of Cao Cao's presence, Cai Mao hurriedly behaved, holding a bow and arrow, pretending to aim at Huang Gai, blowing his beard and glaring, and laughing at Huang Gai angrily, "Hmph! I'm old, and I haven't learned well. went to the battlefield, stumbled and bumped in his words, and even dared to play tricks and surrender, come up with a bitter trick, and laugh to death the governor of the capital. Sun Quan is blue-eyed, and the child's heart can't be changed. ”

"That's it! Disrespectful for the old, old and not dead, trying to deceive us? No way! It's not that the veterans have become bad, it's the bad guys who have become old, do you think we will be fooled? Zhang Yun was on the top and was unwilling to continue to stay behind Cai Mao, so he came to the other side of Cao Cao, put his hands on his waist, inserted his mouth, and breathed out for Cao Cao's nostrils.

"Ding-dong! Congratulations to the host for collecting Huang Gai's failure to use the bitter meat trick to deceive him, his distress and his flesh hurting himself, being beaten by Zhou Yubai, and the evil feelings generated by his indignation, and receiving the reward: Cao Jie's whereabouts. Cao Jie came to Cao Cao's army to reward, has been completed, Cao Cao was afraid that Cao Jie would see the terrifying scene of the two armies fighting, and insisted on sending Cao Jie back to Xuchang, Cao Jie agreed on the surface, but in fact he had sneaked away at this time, and wanted to play alone and then go back, and was wandering near Huarong Road, unfortunately lost. After the host burns Cao Cao, you can have a chance encounter, engage in some romance, and pursue Cao Jie. Cao Jie pays the most attention to chastity, and when the host meets Cao Jie, don't tell her that the host has a grudge against Cao Cao, otherwise it will turn good fate into bad fate. ”

"It's... Prime Minister Cao, you... How do you know that the old man used a bitter trick to deceive him? Huang Gai was dumbfounded, anxious, Cao Cao really saw it, Zhou Yu had a mallet, and said don't smoke too many whips, but I didn't believe it, a whip was more ruthless than a whip, and it was all in vain, ah, the flesh hurts, Huang Gai looked at Cao Cao, his face was darker than Cao Cao, "Could it be that there is a traitor in Dongwu?" It's impossible, Zhou Yu and Lu Su are both the main battle factions, so it's impossible to pit me. ”

"Hehe, Huang Gai, Prime Minister Ben won't kill you, you go back and tell Sun Quan, within three days, if Sun Quan doesn't kneel down and beg for mercy loudly, don't call me, fuck."