Chapter 16: The Confrontation with Imperial Physician Xu
The mouth cannon was cool for a while, and he went straight to the mass grave.
Since I finished beating the cuckoo on the day I beat her, she hasn't given me a good face for three days.
This is secondary, and I don't look at her face.
Sadly, she hadn't given me meat for three days.
She also famously said that a vegetarian diet is good for health, and eating too greasy is not good for the fetus.
My face has been eating vegetables for the past two days.
"Girl, this year's crabs are extra fat, but unfortunately, you are pregnant and can't eat this cold thing." The cuckoo said to me as he peeled off a crab shell.
Zhu Jin ate a mouth full of ointment, and said while smacking: "Thank you girl for the reward." ”
I really want to splash the porridge in front of me in their faces.
I asked, "Why are there crabs in our yard?" ”
The cuckoo replied lightly: "Not only the crabs, but also the sauced pig's trotters and the stewed soft-shelled turtle, all of which were sent by Mrs. Xiangguo." ”
Stinky girl, if you don't have a good heart, the cuckoo is also bad-hearted, so you have to eat it in front of me.
I wiped my halazi and touched a crab claw, "I'm porcelain, eat one or two that won't get in the way." ”
The cuckoo was like a single knife out of the sheath, quickly snatched the crab claw from my mouth, and said, "I'm for the good of the girl." ”
I flicked two fingers out of thin air, and it was so fast that it made me feel unreal.
I didn't expect this cuckoo to really have two hits.
When I practiced in the mountains in my previous life, I made friends with Brother Mantis, he was a martial arts idiot, dancing with guns and sticks all day long, playing punches and kicks, I had a whim, and I studied with him for a few days, although I was active by nature, but there was no qualitative nature, and I couldn't endure hardship, just pressing my legs, lower my waist, and Zama was tired of me, so I gave up after playing for more than 50 years. Fifty years for a mortal may be half a lifetime, but for an immortal cultivator, it is as short as a few days.
After all, I have some basic skills, so I can see at a glance that this little girl Cuckoo definitely has kung fu.
Alas, it's a pity, after I was reincarnated, the skills of my previous life have been washed, otherwise, with my fifty years of skill, it would not be a problem to mix with a martial arts alliance master or something in this mortal world.
But it reminds me why don't I pick up my hundreds of years of wasted work, even if it's just a trick.
Say practice and practice!
After breakfast, I started practicing in the yard.
I work on flexibility first.
Positive leg press, side leg press, lunge leg press, waist throw, shabu waist, lower waist...
Pity my old body that has been stumbling for more than ten years, and now it is as hard as a mallet, and after a toss, it is a sore back and legs, and the whole body is shivering.
"I've never seen a pregnant woman as dexterous as a girl." The cuckoo taunted me with a pot of red tulips in his hand.
I rubbed my waist and asked, "Where did this broken flower come from?" ”
"Madame sent it, there are dozens of pots, Zhu Jin is moving it to the courtyard."
I said angrily: "This stinky girl is really omniscient!" ”
The cuckoo replied expressionlessly: "It's better for the girl to be careful when she speaks." ”
"The woman in the house who can only dig the gutter behind her back, that's all she can do, I'm afraid she will have a shovel!"
The cuckoo sneered: "Madame's means haven't been exhausted yet." ”
"If she has the ability, she will sit with me openly and compete, even if she scratches each other's faces and pulls her hair, it is much brighter than this."
"Do you think Madame is a shameless wild girl like you?"
"I'm indeed a wild girl, but she's the one who is shameless."
I walked over and uprooted the tulip in her hand, then broke off the stems, leaves, and flowers on it, leaving only the bulb shaped like a garlic clove.
Tulips are poisonous, and long-term exposure can cause lightheadedness, hair loss, and hair loss.
When Master taught me, I was still a curious, young and ignorant rookie, in order to practice his words, I put a pot of tulips at the bedside, three months later... I became a bald chicken, and I still feel ashamed to think about the days when I ran naked.
"Madame has specially instructed that these flowers be placed in your bedroom."
I gently pinched the cuckoo's chin with two fingers and said, "Juan'er, go and tell your lady what she has to say, and let her come to me herself." ”
The cuckoo turned her head away from my hand in disgust, and her chin clearly left my dirty finger prints, and from a distance, it looked like she had grown a mustache, and I smiled shyly.
Putting her together, I feel very happy.
I said to her in a happy mood, "The rest of them, too, pluck all the flowers and stems, and leave the roots, I can use them." ”
Cut the bulbs of tulips into thin slices, steam them in vinegar and dry them to make medicinal materials, which can dissolve dampness and remove filth, treat dampness in the spleen and stomach, and stuffiness in the chest. It just so happens that I have an upset stomach these days, and Mrs. Xiangguo's gift is just the right time.
"Miss, Imperial Doctor Xu is here to ask for your pulse... Hey? Zhu Jin glanced at Du Juan's face, sighed in surprise, and asked strangely, "Why did Sister Du Juan have a beard on her chin?" ”
When the cuckoo heard this, she hurriedly walked to the water tank and took a picture in the water, I saw her body shake a little, and then reached out and dipped a little water in the tank, and poked her chin hard.
After wiping it off, the cuckoo returned to me casually and asked Zhu Jin, "What were you going to say just now?" ”
The little girl pretended to be quite calm, but just now I clearly saw her quietly glancing at me.
Zhu Jin hurriedly said, "Ah, Imperial Doctor Xu! He's come to ask for a pulse, and he's still waiting at the door, girl, will you let him in now? ”
"So... Let him in. ”
This Imperial Physician Xu should be Mrs. Xiangguo's confidant, those crabs, soft-shelled turtles and tulips must have been sent to me by Mrs. Xiangguo at his suggestion.
It didn't hurt me, but it still gave me a breath of bad breath in my chest.
I had thought that the old man would bask in the sun a little longer, so that I could take revenge on him, and by the way, give the poisonous woman a face.
But I thought about it again, he is also his own master, and he can't help himself. I married Mrs. Xiangguo, why bother with him as an old man in his seventies.
After a while, Imperial Physician Xu followed Zhu Jin towards me with a small medicine box.
I sat down on the rattan chair, Zhu Jin moved a low stool and placed it beside me, and Mrs. Xu sat down after thanking me.
He didn't rush to check the pulse, but asked me, "How is the girl feeling lately, is there anything uncomfortable?" ”
"The blessings of dragging you and Mrs. Xiangguo can't be better."
Imperial Physician Xu continued to ask, "What about the diet?" What can be a symptom of bad news? ”
"No, it's fragrant, two big crabs for a meal, and I have to have another big pig's trotter in the evening, ah, the soft-shelled turtle also eats, there is neither abdominal pain nor bloating, it's good, I didn't disappoint Imperial Doctor Xu, right?"
Imperial Physician Xu wiped the sweat from his sideburns and shook his head again and again.
I continued: "By the way, Imperial Doctor Xu, Mrs. Xiangguo gave me more than a dozen pots of tulips, take a few pots back when you leave in a while, be sure to put them in the bedroom, smell them every day before going to bed, and I will ensure that you will sleep in a daze until dawn." ”
Imperial Physician Xu stumbled up from the low stool and stammered: "Old, old and still, if you have something, first, say goodbye..."
I was angry and shouted, "Sit down!" ”
The old man was so frightened that he sat down on a stool.
"You haven't given me the number yet, where are you going in a hurry, you came for nothing, how can you deal with Mrs. Xiangguo when you go back?"
The sweat on Imperial Physician Xu's head was dripping, and his legs were shaking.
I turned my head to the cuckoo and said, "You go and pour a cup of tea for Imperial Doctor Xu, I see that he is sweating vigorously, I think it should be a bad heart, you add a few saffron flowers that Mrs. Xiangguo rewarded me, give him a living blood, and open his heart." ”
Doctor Xu's medicine box fell to the ground with a "pop", I helped him pick it up, and he came to pick it up with trembling hands, and I grabbed my wrist.
"Imperial Doctor Xu, I see that you do have a heart disease, I have a few hearsay prescriptions here to listen to you, and I will take your medicine until the disease is cured."
"Girl, please, please."
"Licorice with gansui, aconitum with banxia, aconitum must be used raw and cannot be concocted, and the larger the dose, the better."
This side medicine will go down, and he will return to the West in less than three days.
Eighteen is the basis of Qihuang's entry, I took this point to him, just to let him know that I am not a rookie who doesn't understand anything, and his dirty tricks that can't be put on the table have long been seen through by me.
Imperial Doctor Xu slipped down from the stool, knelt down with a "poof", and said with tears in his eyes: "The old man can't stand the girl!" ”
I helped Imperial Physician Xu to sit down on a stool, then patted him on the shoulder and said: "A taste of medicinal materials, if used well, can save people's lives, and if used skillfully, it can kill people invisibly, how to use it depends on the conscience of the doctor." I guess your original intention of learning the art of Qi Huang was also to cure diseases and save people, but now you have abandoned medical ethics because of fame and fortune, and lost your benevolence as a doctor, I don't know how the teacher who taught you felt at the beginning, if this matter is known, what about the honor of your children and grandchildren in your later years? ”
Kang Jingguo's doctors value the family inheritance the most, and the general famous doctors are from the Qihuang family, and if there is a bad reputation in the three generations of ancestors, future generations will not want to enter this road again.
Imperial Doctor Xu also calmed down at this time, he got up and bowed to me, and then said: "What the girl taught me is that the old man has been taught, so I will ask the old man to resign and return to his hometown. ”
To put it bluntly, the old man is so old, even if he is given silver, how many years can he still enjoy it? Seeing that the loess is buried to his neck, he will not be able to protect the late festival of tossing, and he will be ruined, and finally his descendants will be affected, so it is better to stop in time and go home to spend his old age in peace.
He figured it out.
I instructed Zhu Jin: "Jin'er, send Imperial Doctor Xu." ”
Imperial Physician Xu gave me a deep look, and then followed Zhu Jin with his head held high, he looked much more pleasing to the eye than the shrunken virtue when he came.
The cuckoo added water to my bowl and said, "The girl is so capable of letting a respected old imperial doctor take off her armor and return to her hometown in a few words." ”
I replied beautifully: "Juan'er, I have the right to praise me." ”
The leaves fall back to the roots, people, you have to serve the old.