Chapter 2: The head case is kicked by a donkey
cleaned up, went out with little Lori, and met a middle-aged fat man. He was sloppy and dirty.
Xiao Wang Yanei, who was a little clean, wanted to scold this unhygienic family, and even raised his hand to slap the back of this person's head.
But I heard Wang Xiaoya say happily: "Daddy, you're back." ”
“?” Wang Yan was shocked for a while, so he didn't scold.
The hand that had been stretched out did not hit Wang Anshi's skull because he was not tall enough. This body is said to be ten years old, but at most eight years tall.
So it's hard to imagine that this inconspicuous sloppy fat man who wants to be a white-faced traitor is the world-famous Wang Anshi in the future. Even now, he is a big man who holds a lot of power.
Wang Anshi was obviously tired, but when he saw that his son looked strange, he squatted down and said softly: "What do you have to say?" ”
Wang Yan pretended to be a naughty boy and touched his loving father's head.
Wang Anshi is really a brain shell, no wonder he can instigate the emperor and the bureaucrats of the whole world to work against him in the future.
It's quite weird for a son who is not big to touch the back of his father's head like this, and it's a bit out of order.
Fortunately, Wang Anshi is not a rotten Confucian, and he loves the only prodigy son very much, and besides, this kid often has amazing behaviors, and he is a child who does not follow the usual path.
Thinking so, Wang Anshi said: "Yan'er can't be naughty, it's not that my father doesn't play with you, I have lice in my head, which infects you, and your mother has to nag again." ”
Yan got up and said, "Bring Wen An in for dinner." ”
Wen An is Little Lori, her name is Wang Wen'an.
Hearing the meal, Wang Xiaoya jumped and clapped her hands. Eating was the happiest moment in her life. Our father said that there are still many people in the world who do not have rice in their bowls......
There are grandmothers at the dinner table, sloppy fathers, and beautiful mothers Wu Qiong. And then there's a beautiful young woman with a great body.
Wang Yan didn't have the information about this beauty in his brain, and he was formatted once.
Just a few people who are so humble don't look like that kind of strong big family.
The old woman is Wang Anshi's mother. In view of the fact that grandma's attention was focused on Wang Yan, Xiao Wang had to do his filial piety to fool the old man, so that grandma couldn't close her mouth with a smile. Praise "My grandson is sensible and his thoughts are clear".
So, the big goose was ignorant earlier?
Thinking like this, Wang Yan is a little discouraged, after all, his acting skills are not as good as Julia Roberts, and it seems that he will have to be more deceitful in the future, so as not to expose his stuffing.
Of course, the shrewd old Wang noticed the changes in his son, and saw it in his eyes, but he only came with the sentence "sit down".
Then Wang Yan almost fainted, as if he had been hungry for a thousand years, and now he actually entertained me with coarse tea and light rice? In addition to the very common things such as green vegetables and turnips, there is only one earthen bowl with two chicken thighs in it.
What about the big dish?
Brother might as well wear a beggar gang, so it's better to call the flower chicken to eat.
It can be seen that Wang Anshi is very strong, and he is also a patriarchal person here, and after looking around, he took the lead in picking up chopsticks and said softly: "Let's eat." ”
After the order was given, Wang Xiaoya buried her little face whole in a big earthen bowl to eat. She is so greedy but doesn't pick up vegetables, so Wang Yan thinks there is only one explanation: she doesn't dare.
Wu Qiong, the beautiful mother, looked at Wang Xiaoya's eating appearance, revealing a trace of imperceptible disdain.
From this, Wang Yan saw that Wang Xiaoya was not born to Wu Qiong. It was born by a young beautiful woman who was at the same table and didn't dare to speak. Young beauties are concubines.
A Lori is quite important at the beginning, and Wang Yan saw almost all the information from this Lori.
It is no wonder that the future generation of demon king Wang Anshi will sigh in the vicissitudes of life, "It is difficult for a clean official to decide family affairs".
Yes, this famous saying is actually from Wang Anshi, a great thinker and reformer.
The young beauty was very distressed when she looked at Erya's eating appearance. It's a pity that she can't speak, the concubine has no status in the Great Song Dynasty, and she is qualified to eat at the table, already because Wang Anshi is not a corrupt Confucian.
Wang Anshi sat upright, picked up one of the two chicken legs, put it in his grandmother's bowl and said, "Mother, this is yours." ”
Then he picked up the remaining one and put it in Wang Yan's bowl.
In this way, her mother Wu Qiong's face looked better.
Even vegetarian dishes are rationed, and the demon king's father has the final say, no wonder no one has reached out with chopsticks to pick up the vegetables since the start of eating.
The shrewd Wang Anshi was silent on the surface, but in fact, Wang Yan found that he had put some more vegetarian dishes in Xiaoya's bowl.
"Hehe, this home is super interesting."
When Wang Yan thought so, he scored a hat trick and hid the chicken legs, and at the same time wondered why the family was so picky......
In the afternoon sun, Wang Yan leaned against the eaves.
There are a lot of small chickens running around in the yard, looking for insects to eat on the ground.
How can there be so many insects for them to eat, but the little girl uses ventriloquism to guide the little local chickens to eat rice.
This is the ancients' "fighting rice to raise golden chickens", the efficiency is too low, the growth is too slow, and the cost is too high.
Chicken was an absolute luxury in ancient times, and chicken soup was used as a "tonic", and ordinary people washed and slept, so it cannot be said that Wang Anshi was too cold and could make two chicken legs in the dinner, which was responsible for his family.
It can be seen that if it weren't for the old grandmother's old age, the baby son "frail and sickly", and the obscene style of the demon king's father, expecting him to bring the chicken to eat would kill him.
Wang Anshi's expression at the dinner table is called a wonderful, typical comprehensive performance of strict wife, slamming ghosts, bursting with love, and powerlessness. That's what they politicians call – game and compromise.
"Don't be naughty, you've eaten a lot, let Huahua eat some."
While thinking about it, I saw Erya kick the little rooster away, and put a handful of rice on the ground for the other two little hens to eat.
Khan is worthy of the blood of the Wang family.
One day in the future, after the prime minister's father comes to power, he will be like Xiaoya, offending the bullies in the world, so his changes will be full of resistance.
For example, now the little rooster has erected the hair on his neck, jumping and chasing after the second girl to bite. However, Erya is not afraid of it.
"Erya, come here." Wang Yan beckoned.
"Don't, I'll feed the chickens, I'll be scolded if the chickens don't grow up." She looks very dedicated.
"I'll teach you how to feed the chickens." Wang Yan said with a smile.
At this time, little Lori ran over with long legs, but saw Wang Yan take out a chicken leg and stuff it, "Eat it quickly." ”
Wang Xiaoya obviously wanted to drool, but she was timid, she just bit her fingers and observed, not daring to take the chicken legs.
"What are you doing in a daze, being seen beating you to death."
Wang Yan slapped the back of her head and dragged her fingers out of her mouth and stuffed them with chicken legs.
So it was quickly finished.
It's so delicious, little Lori thinks it's basically equivalent to the New Year.
"Did you do this because you were kicked in the head by a donkey last night?" After eating, little Lori asked curiously.
Wang Yan tugged at her ear and said, "Dead girl, dare to say that about me, you don't want to be confused." ”
Then after Xiao Lori's explanation, Wang Yan had to let go. Because she's telling the truth.
Yesterday, a ball of fire landed on Wang's house, Wang Yan was frightened, ran around, but accidentally fell, and a frightened donkey kicked Wang Yan's skull, which was the reason for the coma.
"It turns out that the allusion to the head being kicked by a donkey, from me?" Wang Yan was speechless about this.
"Big Bird, teach me to feed the chickens." After the little Lori is full, she has the energy, and the enthusiasm for work is high.
Without waiting to teach her, the bookkeeper Geng Tianqi came over and said, "Xiao Yanei, the master is looking for you to go to the study." ”
He still looked at Wang Yan with a puzzled look, and Xu Langshan beside him didn't have so much thought, and urged: "Son, don't you go yet?" ”
These two guys are Wang Anshi's most trusted followers in his life. Wang Yan absolutely believed that if Lao Wang gave an order, they would trap anyone.
Especially the "old Liao" who is not there at the moment is even more like fire, and he is loyal to Wang Anshi. Xiao Lori broke the news that Lao Liao is known as the Linchuan Sword Saint, and on the surface, Lao Liao and Daxia Zhanzhao fought to a tie, but in fact, Lao Liao deliberately let him. The reason is that Bao Zheng is quite obscene, and he must give Lao Bao's gold medal fighter some face.
Lori, who has a number at the beginning, provides quite a lot of information for free, otherwise Wang Yan doesn't have so much money to go to the restaurant and shout "Xiao Er is drinking", and collect news closely......
When I went to the study, I saw that the left and right sides were full of three-dimensional high bookshelves, piled up to the ceiling. It's like a small library.
Books in ancient times were luxuries, and some poor scholars relied on reading books. Even if it is a cheap industrial product in later generations, it will take at least 150,000 yuan to buy so many books, and that is still a situation that does not talk about the nature of collection and the nature of "ancient books".
So in this hall full of books, Wang Yan first thought of the truth of "playing SLR for three generations". It turns out that our family's money was used by the demon king's father to play luxury.
The so-called smell of books is real, and the paper of the book will emit the heavy smell of logs after a certain age. At the same time, since it is a luxury product, there is a lot of attention to maintenance, and many expensive spices will be displayed all over the shelves, which can dehumidify and repel insects.
This is called the scholarly door, and the price is money. No wonder we can't cook big dishes.
"Yan'er, my father is busy and doesn't take good care of me. Don't blame me. I heard that you were kicked in the head by a donkey last night, are you feeling better now? Still having nightmares? ”
Looking at the environment and thinking, Wang Anshi's concerned voice came into his ears.
Wang Yan came back to his senses, and his loving father's voice was very pleasant at this time. At the same time, the message in his words was revealed: Wang Yan had begun to have some mental problems when he was a teenager, and he often had nightmares.
"Dad, son, my skull is quite seriously damaged this time."
Wang Yan is exaggerating the facts, shifting the blame to the donkey. Otherwise, something like the test will definitely happen, so after the head case is kicked by a donkey, of course you can play tricks.
Wang Anshi was suddenly anxious, the love of protecting the calf was on his face, and he hurriedly checked Wang Yan's pulse.
Most of the literati in ancient times knew a little bit of medical science, Wang Anshi was a university scholar, except for the imperial doctors in the capital, the general Langzhong was definitely not as good as Lao Wang.
The diagnosis was short, and Wang Anshi felt strange. In the past, Yan'er has always been on fire, which led to mental weakness, and recently had serious dreaming insomnia, and his mind gradually lacked. No matter how it is treated, it can't be cured, this is a matter that Wang Anshi has been unable to let go of for many years.
But now his son's pulse is stable, and his heart fire formation is actually healed without medicine, but his behavior is a little grotesque.