34. The cunning of the big bad wolf
Tai Shici and Zhang He hurriedly took out the weapons brought by Sun Shangxiang one by one, threw them into the furnace, burned them into molten iron, and then poured them together, waiting for the molten iron to cool down and cast them into a divine hammer.
After a while, Sun Shangxiang's weapons were all burned out, and Zhang He, who had an iron head, muttered stupidly, "Lord, this magic hammer is too powerful, in the opinion of He, there are at least one hundred and thirty catties." ”
Syllable!
As soon as Zhang He's voice fell, a big slap fell from the sky, hitting Zhang He's head with a golden light, and he almost fell to the stove.
"How much? One hundred and thirty pounds, you say? This young master's weapon is only one hundred and thirty pounds? Are you sure you're not joking? Liu Chan pulled out a red-hot iron gun and made a gesture to stab Zhang He, "Not enough!" It's far from enough, this young master's weapon needs at least 300 catties, and if you don't have 300 catties, you two fools will come and see you! Continue to smash the pot and sell iron to the young master, and the young master's hammer is used in front of it. ”
"But, my lord, our raw materials are gone, all of Mrs. Sun's weapons and iron materials that can be called in the army have been thrown in, and without iron fusion, how can we make a three-hundred-pound hammer?" Zhang He didn't dare to fool Liu Chan, Zhang He has been following up on the disposal of this concentrate, and there is really no iron weapon, unless he starts with Liu Bei's soldiers and horses, he takes all the weapons in the hands of the generals and soldiers, and accompanies Liu Chan to make trouble.
"If you don't have an iron weapon, then you can go and find it, if you can't find it, you will rob it, if you can't rob it, you will steal it, this young master regrets it, what are you doing as a nerd, or will my lord let you do it?" I'm scared to death. Throwing the iron gun back to the melting furnace, Liu Chan wanted to hit his head directly on the mine and die, this Zhang He seemed to be unable to count on in the future, "Ziyi, go and gather my father's white-eared elite soldiers, and confiscate all the weapons in the hands of the soldiers, and tell them that my father said that the next battle with Cao Cao's army will be a water war, and the weapons are too short and have little effect, so put them away first." Ziyi, after you collect the weapon, you will send it here. ”
"My lord, my subordinates understand." Tai Shi Ci is not as stupid as Zhang He, thinking too much but making too many mistakes, Liu Chan can do whatever he wants, anyway, the sky is falling, and Liu Chan is behind him, so he doesn't cowardly, "By the way, my lord, if the white-eared elite soldiers ask and surrender the weapons, what is the training for?" How to answer. ”
"Ziyi, close to the pig, are you mixed with Zhang He, and your brain is soaked in water and rusty? Let them cut wood and bamboo, make big bows, and then practice archery, with arrows and arrows, and fart without arrows, just let them pull the bow every day and practice their hand strength. Whoever wants to have an opinion, let them go to my father, who has time to deal with the white-eared elite soldiers who stink all day long. Liu Chan looked regretful, as if he saw that Tai Shici's IQ and combat power were averaged by Zhang He, and since then he has gained two mediocre, unliterate wastes.
Tai Shi Ci hurriedly trotted all the way, and in the name of Liu Chan, he went to the military camp to pretend to pass the military order, Tai Shi Ci could expect the scene after the incident, Liu Yuanjun and the military advisor Zhuge Liang would definitely be so angry that their brows burned.
Years of savings, ruined. A soldier without weapons is no different from a farmer in the field, and a farmer has an iron hoe.
"Lord, Ziyi went to hand over the weapons, what about me? I'm waiting here? Zhang He had a sense of panic that he was not pampered, and asked Liu Chan in a low voice without confidence.
"Zhang He, your shelf is bigger than this young master, and it's a pity that you are not the master who steps on the horse. Go, get out of the way! Liu Chan picked up a piece of ore on the ground and slammed it towards Zhang He, "Go and help this young master bring my father's male and female double-strand sword, this young master is afraid that Zishi will not have enough weapons, and my father's male and female double-strand sword should be about the same." ”
"My lord, this... The last general would not dare, if I let the envoy know that I had melted his weapon, so that you could melt me. Besides, the weapons of the envoy are all in charge of Chen to Chen, and Chen is not easy to fool, I am afraid that I will not be able to get it, and I ask the lord to forgive him. Zhang He waved his hand again and again, feeling that every time Liu Chan gave Zhang He a task, it was a hell mode, and in Zhang He's eyes, it was no different from sending him to death.
"Zhang He, this young master will give you two ways, the first way is that you are now devoting yourself to the furnace, learning to do Mo Xie, and sacrificing a hammer for the blood of this young master, for the sake of your loyalty, when the time comes, you can consider carving your name on the hammer of this young master." Liu Chan plucked a dog's tail grass, held it in his mouth, and looked at Zhang He who was ill-intentioned and let Zhang He choose by himself, "The other way is to get my father's male and female double-strand sword, I don't care if you take it, borrow it, or even cheat it, as long as there is a male and female double-strand sword." Don't say that this young master didn't mention you, you can tell Chen Dao, saying that my third uncle called him over, and took my father's weapon after transferring the tiger away from the mountain. ”
Liu Chan's eyes were full of the cunning of the big bad wolf, desperately bewitching Zhang He, the little red riding hood, to fool Chen Dao, as for afterwards, how could Liu Bei be angry, and Liu Chan had a, Liu Bei couldn't kill his only son Liu Chan, right? Besides, the male and female double-strand swords were not held by Liu Chan.
"Okay, my lord, I'll just give it a try, and whether it succeeds is another story. If it really doesn't work, I admit how the lord wants to punish me. Zhang He had no choice but to respond, Liu Chan's words were all said here, and then grind down, and when Tai Shi Ci came back after handing over the weapon, Zhang He really couldn't mix around Liu Chan.
Liu Chan nodded and praised Zhang He's spirit of seeing death as home.
In fact, Liu Bei's army is Liu Bei, Guan Yu and Zhang Fei's weapons are the heaviest, originally Liu Chan was also greedy for Zhang Fei's Zhangba snake spear and Guan Yu's Qinglong Yanyue knife, but Liu Chan was afraid of sending Zhang He to go, and it was really possible to be beheaded by Black Zhang Fei and Red Guan Yu with one move.
As soon as Tai Shi Ci and Zhang He left, it didn't take long for someone to turn back, but it was Zhang He who won before Tai Shi Ci, holding Liu Bei's male and female double-strand swords in his hand, and walked towards Liu Chan with a smile, but unfortunately Zhang He was still followed by Liu Bei's personal commander Chen Dao.
Chen Dao, Chen Shuzhi, Liu Bei's personal commander, a second-rate peak general, loyal to Liu Bei, and the guard Zhao Yun on the left and right, are all Liu Bei's closest people.
"My lord, I am fortunate not to be dishonored, and I have taken the male and female double-strand swords for the lord, and I also ask the lord to accept it. He told Commander Chen that the lord wanted to use the weapon of the envoy to practice his ancestral male and female swordsmanship, but Commander Chen didn't believe it, so he had to follow him to take a look. Zhang He put the male and female double-strand sword in front of Liu Chan, and turned back to Chen Zhi with his eyebrows, "Commander Chen, do you see it?" What he said is true, Chen Tong led the army to lead the army, so he should go back first, otherwise Chen Tong wants to instruct my lord on a few moves? ”
Zhang He did a good job, although Liu Chan was put on the stage, but at least the weapons were brought.