"Hehe, brother-in-law, I heard that you are very good at telling stories, do you want to tell me a story, but let Luan'er tell it."

Yang Qiao here, this Wen'er is pestering Yang Qiao to tell stories, and even, he inquired wrongly, thinking that Luan'er would also tell stories, and Li Daozong was in a hurry.

How to deal with it, there are two small ones, one is the prince, and the other is the princess, she was beaten into a pig's head, this, Yang Qiao also really went to the hand, but everyone is reasonable, what do you say.

What is the reason, that is, when you tell me about seniority, I will talk to you about identity.

What is this identity, Luan'er is a princess, a princess who is a princess, and the so-called aunt, one is far away, and the other is just the identity of a princess, so Luan'er let the palace maid open her mouth, there is no problem.

And when you tell me about your identity, I tell you about your seniority, this is to say that Li Su is the prince, and Li Lian is the princess, no identity, but, no identity, I am your imperial sister, isn't it, and Yang Qiao, I am my brother-in-law, that is, the seniority. Then, if one of your younger brothers doesn't respect his sister, he will slap his mouth, so this prince was also beaten, and the prince who was officially divided by the imperial court was beaten, beaten, and really beaten.

"I was beaten, beaten, who dared to beat me, who dared to beat me."

This Li Su turned into a broken mouth.

And Li Daozong was a little speechless, I, a person with identity and generation, was actually said to be a dog, and I had to escort you into the palace.

Li Daozong didn't know, what Li Er wanted was this result, otherwise, why would he send this brother and sister to Yang Qiao, show off their might!

"Holy Lord, how did you convince ......?"

Don't say it, whoever you convince, it is naturally the mother of these two, that is, Concubine Yang.

How to persuade it, Li Er cried and laughed a little, and persuaded for a long time, but it turned out that one sentence worked, that kid's surname is Yang, and he has seen your Aunt Yicheng, who is also called Auntie.

There is only one sentence, come on, this will work, Li Er is also depressed, a dead man can play such a big role.

"Shhhh

Li Er arrived at the back hall of Li Daozong's house first. At this time, Yang Qiao was telling a story.

"Little Nezha, don't talk about it, if you want to know, go and ask General Li Jing, why did he put little Nezha into his pagoda, by the way, where is his Linglong Pagoda, you can go and save little Nezha."

"This kid is really narrow, what kind of enmity does he have with the pharmacist."

"Well, save Nezha, save my brother."

This ability to agitate actually made the two little girls hate the same enemy.

"Okay, General Li Jing is not at home, otherwise, ask the prince if he has seen General Li Jing's Linglong Pagoda and Xiao Nezha."

"Holy One, what does this mean?"

Come on, this Li Daozong has never heard the story of Nezha, so he doesn't understand what this Nezha, Linglong Pagoda means, and, what Linglong Pagoda contains Nezha, or his younger brother or something.

"Don't ask, this kid and the pharmacist don't know what hatred and hatred, what is the story of the pharmacist, what Tota Heavenly King Li Jing, what Chentangguan General Li Jing, even I don't know where the so-called Chentangguan is, but this Tota Heavenly King is interesting, but why do you feel that this Tota Heavenly King is like a kind of angry bag, and other immortals want him to give him a tower to suppress his son."

Li Daozong was a little stunned, Li Er didn't get angry at the word Heavenly King, it's rare, it's rare.

"Well, today, I'll tell you a foreign story, far away, how far away, if you get on a boat and go out of the East China Sea, if you are not eaten by the big fish in the house, or swallowed by the waves so high as the mountain, this boat will rock for half a year, maybe you can get to that place, how do I know, I am Luan'er's father, I don't have a beard, so, I know."

Eh, what is the reason for this, Luan'er's father, that, everyone has a father, doesn't he, he doesn't have a beard, someone has a shaved beard, and he doesn't have a beard anymore, right?

"Say, a long, long time ago, in that place far, far away, there was a continent, and at this time, on this continent, what is the continent, it is a piece of land, how big is this land, not as big as our land, how big is our land, our Tang Dynasty occupies a quarter of this land, or one-fifth of this size."

"Well, it's not right that our Datang is so small, isn't this land boundless, how can there be a border, this seems to be some terrible news."

Li Er and Li Daozong were a little stunned when they heard it in the back.

"How do I know?"

"Well, I know, I know, because you are Wen'er's brother-in-law, Luan'er's father, and a handsome pot without a beard, so, you know everything!"

"Well, congratulations, Wen'er, you have learned to answer, Luan'er, you have to learn from the young lady! Okay, let's go on, let's say, that continent, at that time, there were many countries above that grabbed some territory there, that is, a piece of territory in the east, a piece of territory in the west, and a lot of territory, ah, it was either a king, or it was robbed by some small countries, those countries were too small, and the place they grabbed was too big, and they couldn't manage it, and the person I was talking about, his name was peanut stew, what does this name mean, that is, his family has a big manor for planting flowers, so his surname is Hua, and what can these flowers do, they are used for eating, It's eaten raw, stewed. ”

Yang Qiao talked nonsense with these two girls.

Say, on this day, this peanut stewed daddy flower was hospitalized in many ways, what is hospitalization, that is, illness, and then, living at the doctor's place, so it is called hospitalization, that is, sickness, not at home to recuperate, but to the doctor's house to recuperate.

Continue the nonsense.

"This peanut stew is a little sad, Daddy, why are you sick, how are you sick."

"Yes, how did you get sick, was you sick from peanut stew, his father planted flowers, and was stewed and eaten by his son."

"Well, congratulations, Luan'er, you have also learned to answer, but if you answer wrong, the young lady will get a point. Well, I went on to say, how did he get sick, and said, there was a big cherry tree at the door of this peanut stew, how big was it, it was not a small cherry tree anyway, otherwise, his father would not be able to climb up, and said, this day, this peanut stew went out and came back, and saw that the door of the house was full of cherries, oh, so dirty, so hateful, so he took a small axe, and cut down the cherry tree with one axe. ”

"Is his father picking cherries from the cherry tree?"

"Congratulations, Luan'er got the answer right, get a point, this dad also asked, baby, you tell me, who cut down the cherry tree. The father asked viciously on the hospital bed, he was unlucky, he was picking cherries, well, why did he throw them on the ground, that cherry is different from ours, their cherry skin is thick, to what extent, that is, you can throw it on the ground after picking, okay, I continued, that is, he is picking cherries, his heart is still beautiful, the baby will come back, he will be very happy, there are cherries to eat, he looks at this cherry all day long, and he is always carrying an axe to cut down the cherry tree. ”

"Daddy, why did he cut down the cherry tree?"

"I don't know why, maybe there is a problem with the brain, as for why there is a problem with the brain, I will say later, okay, let's continue to talk, no questions, no answers, say, when his father asked, who cut down this tree, this kid didn't see that his father was angry, why was he angry, because politics picked cherries, and someone cut down the tree, and then, his father fell down, and he fainted all of a sudden, so he was angry, and wanted to find someone who cut down the tree, but this kid didn't know, so he answered happily, Because he thought he was an honest child, he replied, "Daddy, I cut down this tree, and with such an axe, the tree fell, and the boy was still talking happily, thinking that he was very honest and could tell the truth, but his father, when he heard this, was angry to death." ”

"Oh, this kid is too human, right, so what happened later?"

"Later, because others looked at him so badly that he could be angry with his father, he became a general, and then, he laid down a place, and many small generals wanted him to be the emperor, but he didn't dare, he was afraid that his father would find him trouble, well, it was his father's soul who was looking for trouble with him, and then, no, he became a big duke, and said, I'll be a general bucket, and after four years, I won't be right, you can choose another general bucket, continue to work for another four years, and then choose ......"