Volume 2: Fengtian Carrier 007.Two bowls of noodles
Song Dongming obviously didn't expect King Kang to play his cards out of the routine.
After being stunned for a while, Song Dongming said to King Kang, "Do you have anything you want to eat?" ”
King Kang thought for a while, and then replied, "I want to eat meat." ”
Song Dongming nodded, still complaining in his heart why he was so stupid, didn't King Kang already make it clear? I just want to eat meat.
Immediately, Song Dongming saw the official in charge of the cabinet kitchen, so he beckoned the other party to come over.
As soon as the official saw that his boss was calling him, he hurriedly ran over.
"I wonder what happened to the lord summoning the officials?"
Song Dongming pointed at King Kang, and then said to the official: "Prepare some meals for the prince, there must be meat." ”
The official nodded immediately and ran into the Cabinet's premises to begin the arrangements.
Seeing that his subordinates had already made arrangements, Song Dongming said to King Kang: "Lord Wang, let's go sit down for a while, shall we?" ”
King Kang nodded and didn't say anything more. Originally, King Kang still wanted to take care of his own shelf, but at this moment, King Kang had left his original thoughts behind. After all, nothing is more important than eating.
After arranging the general, Song Dongming came to the cabinet tearoom with King Kang.
Song Dongming personally made tea for King Kang and handed it to King Kang.
King Kang picked up the somewhat hot tea bowl and thought a lot for a while.
Seeing that King Kang didn't speak, Song Dongming said to King Kang: "Dare to ask what happened on the road to the prince, how did he fall into such a situation?" ”
Hearing this, King Kang took a sip of tea gently, and then replied to Song Dongming: "All dead, all dead." ”
"All dead?"
At this time, none of the people who went out to look for King Kang have returned, and Song Dongming doesn't know what happened. Suddenly, he heard King Kang say that he was dead, and Song Dongming was also stunned.
Seeing that Song Dongming's face was a little puzzled, King Kang replied to Song Dongming slowly: "Flood, all the people in my family are dead......
As he spoke, King Kang's emotions seemed to begin to get out of control, and he began to cry.
Song Dongming didn't know what to do when he saw this, and after being silent for a while, Song Dongming took out a handkerchief from his arms, handed it to King Kang, and said softly: "The prince still asks for condolences, after all, this world is unpredictable......"
Before he finished speaking, Song Dongming suddenly laughed when he saw King Kang.
In Song Dongming's surprised eyes, King Kang laughed for a while, and then said to Song Dongming: "Actually, it's good that they are dead, especially my wife, she is dead, it is simply a great scourge in the world." ”
Saying that, King Kang looked at Song Dongming with earnest eyes, and continued to Song Dongming: "I haven't been back to the capital for decades, and I don't know if the Huayue Tower in the capital is still open?" ”
Song Dongming was stupid when he heard this, this special wife just died, you are not sad at all? If I call you a wolf, do you dare to agree?
Of course, Song Dongming just thought about this kind of thing in his heart, you let Song Dongming say this kind of thing? That doesn't fit his goofy setting at all.
"Huayue Tower is long gone, and now most of the metropolises go to Fireworks Street, where ...... Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey......"
I have to say that Song Dongming is still very competent, although he is slandering the other party in his heart, he does not show it on his face at all.
King Kang seemed to be scratched by Song Dongming, and smiled obscenely at Song Dongming, and then said in a low voice: "After the next duty, let's ...... Hey, hey, hey, hey......"
Song Dongming was just a small Hanlin back then, and of course no one would stare at him. But now it's different, Song Dongming has become the prime minister of the Great Wei Kingdom, and people in high positions generally cherish their feathers.
After thinking about it, Song Dongming shook his head at King Kang and said, "No, I'm old, I'm ...... empty."
King Kang was a little disappointed when he heard this, and he didn't speak for a long time, and then he muttered: "Pity my old brothers, now I can't find any of them." The only brother I found, but now I have different ambitions......"
Song Dongming's head was big when he heard it, what are you talking about? Lao Tzu admits that he is old and empty, and you still don't let Lao Tzu go? Are you talking about people?
But although he was angry in his heart, Song Dongming's face did not show the slightest expression, but patiently explained to King Kang: "It's really not good now, you see how old the two of us are now, if something happens in that kind of place, how should future generations comment on us." ”
King Kang nodded when he heard this, feeling that what Song Dongming said seemed to make some sense.
Suddenly, King Kang seemed to think of something, looked at Song Dongming and asked with a lewd face: "Now there is still the kind of one in the capital that has not come to the door, you help my brother and I arrange the arrangement......"
Song Dongming felt that his high blood pressure was about to be committed, why was King Kang as old as himself, and he was still anxious about that kind of thing? Arrangement? Arrange a fart, Lao Tzu can arrange you clearly.
King Kang didn't know what Song Dongming was thinking in his heart, but he could see that the expression on Song Dongming's face had changed slightly.
Just as he was about to continue to persuade Song Dongming, he saw the previous official in charge of the kitchen enter the tea room.
"Lord Qiyu, Lord Qiyu. The kitchen has been arranged, and the prince can eat at any time. ”
As soon as he heard that there was food to eat, King Kang's mind suddenly lost the previous angry thoughts.
After all, the ancients were warm and full of lust. Desire. I haven't eaten enough yet, so of course I'm going to have to eat first.
He followed the official to the kitchen, where only a bearded cook was at work.
Seeing this, the official hurriedly shouted at the cook.
"Lao Zhang, is the meat you prepared ready?"
I saw that the unshaven chef didn't even open his head and replied, "I've got two ready, let him come and see which one to eat?" ”
The official's face was overjoyed when he heard this, and he thought to himself that this old Zhang didn't lie to himself at all on weekdays, how could he take the initiative to prepare two kinds of meat today. It must have been that he was valued by Lord Song and reached Lao Zhang's ears, otherwise Lao Zhang would not have been so discerning.
The official was even happier at the thought of this. I saw him smile at King Kang and said, "Lord Wang, you have prepared two, what do you see you eating?" ”
King Kang nodded with a smile when he heard this, and then said to the official: "You ask him, what are they?" ”
When the official heard this, he hurriedly shouted at the cook: "Lao Zhang, what are you?" ”
As soon as the words fell, I heard the chef Lao Zhang answer impatiently: "Don't have long eyes?" Come and see for yourself. ”
King Kang was not angry when he heard this, after all, the most important thing now is to eat his own food first, and then solve other things after he is full.
Thinking in his heart, King Kang's body moved uncontrollably in front of the chef Lao Zhang.
At this time, there were two bowls of noodles in front of the chef Lao Zhang, which looked exactly the same at first glance.
King Kang was a little confused, and asked the chef Lao Zhang, "What's the point about these two bowls of noodles?" ”
Lao Zhang heard a new voice, looked up at King Kang in front of him, and then replied: "One is tomato beef brisket noodles, and the other is tomato beef noodles, you can serve whichever you like......
"Tomato...... Aren't these two the same? ”
Lao Zhang was working, and suddenly heard King Kang ask again, so he replied impatiently: "Tomato and tomato names are different, beef and brisket are also different, why do you think two bowls of noodles are the same?" To eat or not to eat? If you don't eat I'm poured. ”
When King Kang saw that the person in front of him was also a violent temper, he hurriedly picked up a bowl of noodles and replied to the chef Lao Zhang: "Eat, eat, it's a pity......"