Chapter 1: Smile and live five more seconds.
The shocking cowhide drum beat like thunder in the hands of more than a dozen strong men, the July sun scorched the earth, even the wind was blowing with a sense of dryness, and the Chinese characters and Cao character flags hanging high were weakly playing in the wind.
On the school field, tens of thousands of Han soldiers lined up neatly, holding spears and halberds into a forest, under the hot sun, the soldiers were sweating, and their faces were exposed to the sun, but everyone was extremely annoyed and angry looking at the gate at the entrance of the school, and everyone's attention was on the unlucky guy kneeling on the execution ground.
However, as this "high-profile" star, Wang Hou is uncomfortable, and he himself is in a state of bewilderment.
Just the day before yesterday, he was still happy to wait until the end of the month to start the college dog, office worker, just waiting to count the money and be chic for a few days, and then he worked overtime until late at night and was knocked unconscious by a shiny high-altitude falling object thrown by a ghost who did not know which lack of morality, and when he woke up, he had been put on a set of tattered costumes worn by the ancients, and the iron shackles were put on his neck, and he was locked up as a person named Wang Yuan.
At first, Wang Hou thought that a poor crew was poor and crazy, and he had to perform a group performance like a black coal kiln in Shanxi, but he stood in the iron railing and didn't wait for a few howls He was not an extra, and his brain didn't know why he suddenly felt a stick hit his head, and the severe pain slashed him to the ground, and he immediately let him determine it and cross it by himself!
And that's not counting the most unlucky, the most unlucky! Today I will be caught and beheaded for stealing military rations!
"The prime minister has an order, and the grain officer orders Wang Yuan, who is responsible for the army's grain and grass, but insists on stealing himself! Embezzlement of military rations, filling private pockets, the crime is extremely evil, although God has the virtue of a good life, but for the heart of the army, the prime minister has to stain his hands with blood, let's ...... it."
In the subdued recitation, a tall thin man wearing an earthy yellow robe and wearing the kind of ancient people's crown in the TV series, but he was extremely sorry for the audience, shook his head and shook his head to promote Wang Hou's crimes, and the eyes of the soldiers with guns and halberds under him were also more and more angry, and Wang Hou's chrysanthemum, which seemed to be about to split his own eyes, was chilled for a while.
Oh my God, why? It's hard to catch up with the fashion and come to a crossing, as soon as others cross, either this royal family or the son of the general, even if the big man crosses into a woman, gets promoted and raises, marries the crown prince, becomes the crown princess, and walks to the pinnacle of life! Why did you become a death row prisoner as soon as you crossed over? It's not about playing The Elder Scrolls!
If you want to start the Elder Scrolls, you can save Lao Tzu with an Oduin!
However, the legendary world-destroying dragon did not appear after all, but the ugly monster did not shout the thin man's, and a chopping word spit out viciously, and then this goods were collected as soon as the official document was collected, and the arrogant swagger went down the execution ground, and then in Wang Hou's frightened eyes, tens of thousands of pure men raised the big spear and halberd in their hands, and shouted in a very heavy accent to kill, kill, kill, and the executioner behind him who was full of tendon flesh and a large cloud of black armpit hair under his armpits also raised the big blade high.
I saw a flash of cold light, and the big knife swung out violently with the wind, and then the blood light spurted out violently............ and the executioner didn't use any strength, biting his tongue and flashing his waist.
To say that the potential of people is really endless, at the critical moment, Wang Hou was stunned to comprehend the legendary turtle magic skill, his neck shrank down, and he avoided a severed head, and his messy non-mainstream long hair was cut off by the blade, and his head lay on the ground, and he laughed like a psychopath.
The laughter is particularly strange and evil, these years the witch Gu theory is deeply rooted in the hearts of the people, or the virtuous teacher Zhang Jiao would not be able to set off a Yellow Turban Rebellion that is enough to destroy the Han Empire, Wang Hou smiled like a cold neurosis, and smiled like a ghost The generals of the Han army who were not far away were full of astonishment and shrank back in fear.
Listening to him laugh strangely for a long time, the ugly monster who had just read the beheading order jumped on the stage in shock, pointed at Wang Hou's nose and scolded.
"In broad daylight, the waves of the world, this place where the army gathers! How can you allow this demon to stir up trouble? What are you laughing at? ”
What to laugh at? Lao Tzu is frightened, okay! If you don't cut Lao Tzu, can Lao Tzu giggle?
However, what is Lao Tzu laughing at?
Still couldn't answer, the big blade had to be cut off immediately, and he held it for a while, and under the desire to survive, Wang Hou immediately spoke out in embarrassment.
With a stalk on his neck, he brushed his messy hair behind him like the loyal minister who was about to be cut off in the TV series, and shook the iron shackles on his wrists, and he yelled out wow.
"What am I laughing at? I laugh at the world for being crazy! I, I laugh at you stupid!"
"Nonsense! Thou art one who is waiting to die, and thou shalt stir up trouble here, come! Don't cut him yet! ”
"Wait!"
There was another scream of start, and the executioner who had just twisted his waist back grinned. He jumped up from the ground, shook the clattering handcuffs in his hands, and pointed at the Han soldiers who were stunned, Wang Hou screamed again.
"You're not stupid? There are tens of thousands of troops here! What am I, a little grain official, a big sesame official, I'll take care of pouring the grain out of the grain depot and putting it into your hands! What am I going to do to steal the thousands and thousands of stones? ”
"That's right!"
Not to mention, he was forced into a loudspeaker, and he was stunned by the heart-rending shouts and the soldiers who watched the execution, and then couldn't help but whisper.
Seeing that the army's heart began to be chaotic, the ugly bastard who was in charge of the herald couldn't help but panic, jumped to his feet and screamed even more anxiously: "The evidence is conclusive, Wang Yuan, you still want to deny it, come on, kill this guy!"
If you don't take the opportunity to speak, you won't have a chance! He stomped his heel back hard, and Wang Hougen roared as the unlucky executioner covered his feet and screamed, pointing his fingers at the sky, and he bared his teeth and roared.
"Someone above me !!"
Finally reacted completely, the ugly monster of the prison can be regarded as reacting, went up and covered Wang Hou's mouth violently, preventing him from continuing to shout, but he underestimated Wang Hou's determination to survive, and screamed, he pulled back his hand with more tooth marks and sucked the cold air, his mouth was full of blood, Wang Hou shouted like a vampire.
"Even if it's the use of killing me, don't you have to go hungry? What should be done is to recover the stolen goods and get back the lost military rations! Let's have enough to eat! Do you want to go hungry? ”
People who have never been hungry can't imagine the taste of scratching their hearts and livers, and with Wang Hou's shouting, the chaotic discussions have finally become bigger and bigger, especially the Qingzhou soldiers who have surrendered from the Yellow Turban Army, and some of them have been grumpy and shouted with their throats.
"This guy is right! It doesn't matter if he dies or not, he has to chase the grain back! How can you fight a war when you're hungry! ”
"You can't kill this grain mouse, let him confess the mastermind and spit out the grain!"
Originally, he was going to cut Wang Hou and let the soldiers vent their grievances about lack of food, but they never expected that this guy would stir up the resentment in the army, and he became more and more panicked, and the ugly monster finally opened up, knowing that he was a civilian official, and the murder had to be handed over to the martial artists, covering his hand that had been bitten with a big tooth mark, this guy gritted his teeth and pointed at Wang Hou's nose and roared.
"Someone, kill him!"
didn't expect the one-legged executioner, several of his own soldiers directly rushed to Wang Hou with halberds to kill him, but this time he stabbed the hornet's nest.
At present, Wang Hou has already become a frightened bird, and the mad dog has caught and bitten whom, he shouted, pointed at his nose, and Wang Hou roared madly.
"That's him! He's one of my accomplices too! He also swallowed 600 stone of grain, brothers, he will kill me! ”
"Don't listen to his nonsense, this official is from the Taiyuan Wang family, how can he ......"
"You pickled things that knock cows to death can do this!"
The originally orderly formation was all messed up, the ugly eight monsters were still distinguishing, and a Qingzhou soldier vicious dog pounced on him like that, and directly threw him on the ground, picked up his fist and cut it, in the screams of the ugly eight monsters, more people rushed up, and several of the pro-soldiers who came to kill Wang Hou couldn't take care of him, and when it came to the halberd to turn around and kill, in the sound of poofing, a few sergeants who were crowded and pumping were stabbed through the heart, this one was bloody, the scene became more chaotic, and the Qingzhou soldiers who had long been resentful and reborn did not coax, Take out the guy and do it.
The commotion at this head also attracted the attention of the Chinese army, and in the crackling heavy footsteps, there was a team of cavalry rushing over, regardless of the people over there, it was also pressed by the bullets that were cut with knives, and the whole scene was like a formal war.
Stunned and stunned at this bloody scene, Wang Hou suddenly became a spirit again, when will he not slip away at this time? Still waiting to lose your head? Dragging heavy handcuffs and shackles, he tiptoed around and ran.
However, he was really a young prisoner Tai Sui and even had bad luck, so he had just crept down the execution ground, and was facing him, a small soldier who was not tall and wearing cyan armor stopped in front of him.
"Dude, let me tell you, don't get in the way, my brother has practiced! It's going to work, and even I'm scared!"
Swinging the pace of boxing, Wang Hou shook like Tyson, viciously threatening, but this short guy is a real big brother in society, he hasn't finished threatening, a straight punch was directly cut on the bridge of Wang Hou's nose, a large stream of nosebleeds spurted out, the standard Piaorou advertising back-tilted hairstyle, Wang Hou, the unlucky ghost, was directly fainted.