I finally appeased Yugen, a stupid boy with tendons, and after resolving the misunderstanding, I felt that he was a lot closer to me, and he talked more than before.

"Girl, where are we going?"

"Go to the Lu Women's Pavilion."

Yugen's kid is too sensitive, I was afraid that he would get into the horns again, so I quickly explained: "Go there and find an old friend of mine, she can help us rescue Yuzhu." ”

Yugen was overjoyed and hurriedly said, "The girl hasn't forgotten Yuzhu? Does the girl have a way to save the jade pillar? ”

I smiled wryly, "Do your best." ”

I don't know what's going on lately, I'm all a mess, messy, and I'm still trying to help others get ahead.

I couldn't help but ask myself: Was that the kind of person I was? I feel like I can soar directly to become a bodhisattva.

The Lu Women's Pavilion is located in the downtown area of the city, and it is a prosperous and lively scene both day and night.

It's late at night, but it's still brightly lit.

There are a total of three brothels in this area, all of which are run by government families, and everyone wears fancy clothes, which looks like they are either rich or expensive.

The status of the official prostitutes here is higher than that of the city prostitutes, and the quality is also high, and the popular top girls must not only be beautiful, but also have piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, poetry and songs, proficient in everything, easy to say, these few unique skills, without more than ten years of skills, can not be used.

Generally, everyone is just picking up a few things to practice and playing, and it is a hobby, but the main homework of the ladies is still "Women's Rules", "Women's Training" and "The Legend of Joan of Arc" and the like, and there is to follow the upbringing of the grandmother to learn the rules and etiquette and how to run the house, so the girls who have been raised are "idle and chaste, neat and tidy, shameful in their own actions, and lawful", but the ladies concocted in accordance with the law have less different styles after all, and they are not as good as the girls in the brothel "work".

There is a pair of gold-inlaid couplets on both sides of the door of the Lu Women's Pavilion, the right book: the flower path has not been swept by the guest, and the one on the left reads: Pengmen is now open for you.

Yugen and I looked down at the plaque on the gate together, "Open the door to welcome guests, tsk, the artistic conception of this door word is wonderful!" ”

Yugen tugged at my sleeve and whispered, "Girl, be quiet." ”

I turned my head to see that Yugen's face was flushed.

This kid is thin enough.

I also lowered my voice and instructed, "You can't call me a girl anymore when you enter the door in a while." ”

Tamane nodded.

I thought about it for a moment and continued: "You call me eldest brother, and I call you second brother. ”

Yugen nodded again, and I was relieved to lead him into the door of the Lu Women's Pavilion.

As soon as the two of us entered the door, a shouting turtle man greeted him and warmly entertained: "Two little brothers are here to have fun? ”

I raised my head, squinted at him, and asked, "Or else?" ”

"The two of them looked at the faces, and the first time they came back? Is there a good girl? ”

"Call your bustard, she's my best friend."

The turtle boy looked at me carefully from head to toe, suddenly squinted and smiled, and said, "The little one is clumsy, and he mistakenly made a chicken for a chicken, and he really deserves to be beaten." ”

This turtle man is eating in the fat powder pile, his eyes are so vicious, I naturally can't hide it from him, "Open the door to do business, all the guests who come, you just let me be happy, Yinzi, I can't shorten you." ”

I took out a silver ingot from my sleeve and shook it in front of my eyes.

Unexpectedly, the turtle said without changing his face: "I'm sorry, our pavilion does not accept female guests, please move." ”

I know that they don't accept women, but they don't accept women with raw faces, and I'm afraid that I'm not here to have fun, but to get into trouble.

I threw the silver ingot into the hand of the turtle and said, "Don't worry, I am a copper pea that cannot be steamed, cooked, flattened, fried or exploded." ”

Copper pea is jargon, a metaphor for the old man, homophonic "poke and play", word by word to taste, endless aftertaste, wonderful.

Especially the word "bucket", it can be "teasing", there is a tease, teasing, the word itself can also describe the big of small things, such as fighting courage, can also describe the small of big things, such as the room, can be big or small... If you are not persuaded to leave, please take the initiative to get off.

Gui Gong put the silver in his hand and checked it, then squinted at the mung bean eyes, looked at me, looked at Yugen again, and asked after some entanglement: "Does Miss want to "pass the class" or "eat Lantern Festival"?" ”

I shook my head and said, "No, I'm only looking for you bustards, you go to report to her quickly, just mention the "brocade flower" to her, and she will know." ”

The turtle bowed and saluted, "Then you wait a while, I'll come when I go." ”

Our immortal Taoist friends are born to raise, no one gives a name, but you can't use chickens, dogs call each other, not good, and awkward, we generally give ourselves a nickname, I call "brocade flower", the old bustard is a poplar bustard, people give the nickname "big wave sister".

After a while, the turtle led a woman with a round body and a fat belly like a bucket down the stairs.

"Who, such a big score, I have to serve the old lady personally."

The old bustard walked step by step, her body was covered with bright gold ornaments and precious stones, and she shook a fan in her hand, with an impatient face. If it weren't for her signature leopard-dotted skirt, I would have almost recognized her, she was much fatter than she was before she went down the mountain.

After all, I haven't seen her for more than 100 years, thinking of the past years in the mountains, I can't help but burst into tears, I eagerly pounced, grabbed her hand, and excitedly called: "Sister Dabo!" I'm the flower on the cake! ”

The old bustard squinted at me, pulled his fat paw out of my hand, and asked, "Who do you say you are?" ”

I grabbed her arm, rolled up her sleeve, pointed to the golden orchid seal on her arm and said, "I am your sworn sister on the cake!" How could you not remember me? ”

Unexpectedly, the old bustard pushed me away and said angrily: "The old lady has no sworn sisters, you don't talk nonsense here, come here!" Tie these two men up to the firewood room and lock them up! ”

Seven or eight turtle males came out of the crowd and surrounded me and Yugen in the middle.

I craned my neck and shouted at the bustard, "Big wave! I'm really the cake on the cake! The missing handful of hair on your butt was still the one we played with together when we were young, and I accidentally pecked it off for you, did you forget? ”

The old bustard still didn't look at me with a cold face.

Yugen protected me in front of me, but there were so many of them that the two of us couldn't parry at all, and before I could dodge, I was choked by the back of the neck by a turtle male, and his arm was twisted behind his back.

Needless to say, these two tricks must have been taught by the old bustard.

I continued to shout at the bustard: "Sister Dabo! I know you're angry in your heart, it's a big deal if I let you nag me twice, and I will never talk back. ”

The old bustard was still indifferent.

My arm was about to be dislocated, and I was also anxious, and said angrily: "You birdman with no conscience, I should have let the wolf take you away, and he would have taken out your black liver." Our sisters and sons have a misunderstanding, you didn't even give you a chance to explain, but you asked these outsiders to bully me, anyway, it's because I'm blind that I will worship you. ”

The bustard finally raised his eyelids and said, "I don't know you at all." ”

"You don't know me, I know you, I know you when you peel off your leopard skin."

The old bustard walked up to me with his ass dangling, and asked with a mouthful of big gold teeth, "You dare to talk to me like this, believe it or not?" ”

I put my head on her chest and whispered, "You hit, you hit, you hit..."

The bustard raised her fat paws, and I hurriedly said, "If you are willing to do it, you will fight!" ”

The old bustard held his hand in the air, staring at me fiercely for a long time, I stared at her without fear, she suddenly laughed out loud, and then turned her palm into a fist and gently slapped me on the shoulder, "You chicken essence, or the virtue of that ruffian." ”

With a wave of her hand, the turtle horses let go of me, and I rubbed my aching arm and gave the bustard an unhappy look.

The old bustard twisted me lightly, and said angrily: "You are still embarrassed to show me a face, there has been no news for so many years, where did you die?" Also, what's the matter with the way you look now? ”

I raised an eyebrow and said, "What?" Sister, when I arrived at your territory, I was not even willing to give me a sip of tea? ”

The bustard took me by the hand and walked to the second floor, and at the same time instructed a turtle beside him: "Go and get my best wine and send it to the No. 1 box of Tianzi..." ”

I replied, "I like meat." ”

The old bustard immediately turned his head to the turtle boy and continued to instruct: "Shark fin, abalone, foie gras, pork knuckle... Then I went to call Xiao Bailing and Fuwang to accompany the wine. ”

Gui Gong hesitated: "Sister Bailing is accompanying the guests there..."

When the old bustard heard this, his two eyebrows stood up, and the turtle man was so frightened that he almost didn't roll down the stairs, and hurriedly responded: "Yes, yes, I'll go." ”

The old bustard spat at him and reprimanded: "If you dare to treat my distinguished guest slowly, be careful that I discount your legs!" ”

The turtle man climbed downstairs and prepared to go.

The old bustard pulled me straight to the door of a box, and then glanced at Yugen behind me out of the corner of his eye, I thought, and shook my head at her without a trace.

The old bustard said to Yugen: "I bother the little brother to go to the private room next door to eat, and I will talk to my old sister about myself." ”

Tamagen looked at me, I nodded to him, and he obediently walked to the next private room.

The bustard pulled me into the door, then closed the door with her backhand, and before I could sit down, she couldn't wait to ask, "Why do you have no spiritual power?" Where's your Neidan? ”

The bustard's words poked my sore spot, Xu was a foreign acquaintance, the mood was too excited, I didn't feel bitter, this time she asked, but I couldn't help but feel sad from it, I had a handful of bitter tears in my eyes, pulled the bustard to sit down, and then told her about my previous experience.