158. Let him not lick me
This Queen Fushou, like Princess Jinxiang, is an impostor, although she took off her armor and was very big, she was still found by Liu Chan.
"Queen, don't act, you're all out of the play, this queen's brocade dress is a little small, it can't support your greatness, and you still help the Son of Heaven deliver the edict? Hum! Give you the cloak of this young master, put it on, don't wait for the truth to be exposed, it will be a little embarrassing. Liu Chan glanced at this woman who pretended to be Queen Fushou, not to mention anything else, this woman's figure is really perfect, impeccable, accompanied by such a woman, Liu Chan wants to be the son of heaven, and named her the queen, let her play well, "Say it!" Honestly, who the hell are you? Why did you come to my father's office, did you ask my mother? ”
"Bold, you... This queen is the queen, you country savage, where have you seen the real queen, besides, this queen has evidence on her, when this queen takes it off to show you, you open your eyes and see, don't blind your dog eyes. The woman suddenly pulled off the brocade clothes on her body, tore off the yellow ribbon wrapped around her thin waist, brought it to Liu Chan, and shook it vigorously, causing Liu Chan to look at it directly, and looked at it all in the place where it shouldn't be, "How is it?" This yellow belt, which is the edict of the cloth belt, was processed by the Son of Heaven when he went to the toilet a few nights ago, meditated hard, and was stuffed overnight. Are you literate? Give a thought to the Queen. ”
Liu Chan drove a lot, and suddenly became a little seasick, and he was dizzy for a while, so he quickly put away his eyes and looked at the so-called very yellow and violent edict.
"That's... Your edict is very novel, there are typos scribbled on it, even if it, the words are still written so ugly, what about you playing with me? The most important thing is that you are the queen, but you don't even know that you don't even know that you have the edict of the queen. "Liu Chan is really hammered, this woman must be a fake Queen Fushou, I just don't know her true identity, what is the purpose, if you want Liu Chan, she looks so good, Liu Chan took a breath and endured the pain, "Say it!" Were you sent by Cao Cao, or by Sun Quan? Confess leniently, take the initiative yourself, don't force me to help you confess, your brocade dress is too expensive, I'm afraid it will be torn. ”
"Ding-dong! Congratulations to the host for collecting the fake Queen Fushou was exposed, the impostor woman was embarrassed, and in a panic, she might promise herself, because she was too afraid of pain, the woman was fully defensive about the affairs of men and women, and felt sorry for the evil feeling she had fallen into the hands of Liu Chan, and received a reward: Cao Hua's little secret. Cao Hua is Cao Cao's third daughter, because she has been raised in Chen Liu since she was a child, she has a lively personality and acts boldly, but Cao Hua hides a small secret in her heart, that is, Cao Hua is very rebellious and wants to marry Cao Cao's nemesis. Cao Hua learned that Empress Fushou went south to deliver the edict, so Cao Hua set off alone, pretending to be Queen Fushou, and directly found Liu Bei. ”
"Tips: Cao Hua is a stupid white sweet, I just want to yellow Queen Fushou's plan, repay Cao Cao's kindness, and by the way find his own wishful husband, the relationship with Cao Cao is average, the host can meet Cao Hua's wishes and marry Cao Hua. With Cao Hua's help, once Cao Cao's generals are captured, the probability of actively defecting to the host will increase by 10%. ”
The woman was about to cry, and Liu Chan put her hands behind her back, waiting to see a good show.
Suddenly, another soldier approached quickly, and as soon as he arrived in front of Liu Bei and Liu Chan, he began to take off, taking off his armor, revealing a head of hair.
"That's right! She is fake, the mourning family is the real queen, how can the queen call herself the queen, fortunately she was caught up by the mourning family, Uncle Liu Huang was not deceived by you, a slut, and ruined the great affairs of the Son of Heaven. "Uncle Liu Huang, the mourning family is here, the mourning family is the real Queen Fushou, you see, the edict brought by the mourning family is not her kind of dirty stuff that came out of the pit, this one is fresh, it is the silk cloth used by the Son of Heaven to wipe the sweat after the Mourning family and the Son of Heaven exercised, and it still smells of sweat, I don't believe you smell it."
"I... Grass, who is on duty today? Have they all drunk? Come! Ben Shao mainly beheaded the garrison. Eh, even the tent soldiers ran out? This young master is supporting the wall of the Buddha. Liu Chan wiped his forehead, had a headache, and began to complain about the mischievous Son of Heaven Liu Xie, if there is anything to say, just send Cao Cao to say it, anyway, no one takes the Son of Heaven seriously, why bother with Queen Fushou, look at these beauties, they are all tired and sweaty, "Daddy, there is another queen, how many queens are there in this Son of Heaven?" The queens are all called Fushou? Why isn't it called Pinru and Ruhua? How can we tell the difference? ”
"Adou, I don't know how many queens there are, but your father is alone with me, and your mother and aunt are still waiting for me to return to the room. Adou, you've grown up, your wings and whatnot, you're tough, it's time for you to take it. Liu Bei is more irritable than Liu Chan, Liu Bei doesn't like to deal with trivial chores, those trivial things will make Liu Bei lose his hair, but women's things, as soon as Liu Bei gets wet, let alone hair loss, he is about to go bald, so he hurriedly played a retreat, "This is the matter of the true and false queen, I have carte blanche for my father, you must get every beauty satisfied, let them be convinced, support the wall and leave, return with a full load, slip away for the father, slip away." ”
Liu Bei couldn't stay any longer, so many queens appeared at once, how could Liu Bei have the heart to argue one by one, and not to choose a concubine for himself, in case he picked the wrong queen, Liu Bei, the imperial uncle, would be mixed up, so he simply handed it over to Liu Chan to deal with, and when the real Queen Fushou was selected, Liu Bei asked Liu Chan to set up a banquet for Queen Fushou and inquire about her intentions.
If you want Liu Bei to go to Xuchang and play with Liu Xie, the Son of Heaven, then you must ignore it, don't care about the queen, it is the Son of Heaven and her mother, the queen is called, it is not easy to make it.
The fake queen at the beginning, when she saw someone coming, was overjoyed, walked over and grabbed the new queen's arm, and it was sweetly crooked.
"Sister, why are you here? Sister, this person is the son of the emperor's uncle, he... He bullied me, he wanted me to confess, if you hadn't arrived, I... I might have been found out by him, and I could see the light. Sister, take him down quickly, let me slap his dog head a few times, and let him not lick me Cao Hua. Cao Hua was extremely nervous and suddenly relaxed, his mouth was about to leak for a while, and even his name was exposed, and his face was still proud, waiting to clean up Liu Chan, "Are you afraid?" My sister is here, someone is backing her back, why don't you kneel down and bow down under our sister's pomegranate skirt? ”
There is another queen, Cao Hua just now has a lot of flaws, which are easy to expose, but the new woman reveals a sense of nobility all over her body.
Liu Chan couldn't see it, so he had to deceive her first, it can't be fake, women, they can never be seamless, and it is normal for there to be omissions.