On the second floor of the Great China store, Wang Aiqing stepped on the bench with one foot, spitting stars flying everywhere, "At that time, you didn't know how critical the situation was, I saw it, the ancestors you are a board, that girl is really fucking amazing, I saw a flash of sword light, and Her Royal Highness the princess "clicked" and ......"

"The head has fallen to the ground?!" Xu Zuye's eyes widened, and he answered.

"No, I fell into the water!"

"I said you're really uneducated, can you click when you fall into the water? That's a plop. Duan Mingyu scolded with a smile.

"Oh, well, I only heard a plop, Her Royal Highness the princess fell into the water without any suspense, at this critical moment, my son-in-law, with the momentum of stealing the bell with lightning speed, like a tiger wading through the flock, and the color of Mimi pounced into the water......" Wang Aiqing didn't need to play the draft when she spoke, and she was a big piece of spittle, and she did some angry and resentful.

"Ahem, Wang Aiqing, you have to pay attention to talking, you can't spit all the time!" Duan Mingyu's face turned red, Lao Tzu is so unbearable as you say.

Wang Aiqing wiped the foam on her mouth, "Ahem, Childe's skills, that watery, tsk, that's not to say." ”

Duan Mingyu said that he was very helpless, and the water at waist depth could also be seen to be watery?

"I saw Childe turn over in a wave, and then use a monkey to steal... Not... Up and down! ”

"Ancestors, you are a plank, Aiqing, if I were such a casual person, the child born in the concubine room you newly married in the future must look very much like me......" Duan Mingyu said earnestly, damn it, such a hidden action, it was actually seen clearly by this guy, and he was wise in his life, and he was ruined in one fell swoop!

Do you know what is the most tragic thing in life? In the past, Duan Mingyu always thought that he was downloading a game and waited for an afternoon, but he ran to see it...... There is no point to start yet. Now Duan Mingyu understands that the saddest thing in his life turned out to be taking the opportunity to rub oil and being peeped at.

Wang Aiqing saw Duan Mingyu blinking continuously, and immediately fell silent.

"Ahem, Lao Xu, have you made any new moves in the Yangwei dart game recently?" In order to alleviate the embarrassing atmosphere, Duan Mingyu asked casually.

"Hehe, speaking of which, it's very interesting, since the industry of the Yangwei Dart Bureau was wiped out by the son......"

"How can you call it a pit, what are you talking about!"

"Henan dialect!"

“……”

Xu Zuye stroked his beard, raised his eyebrows, and said proudly: "Today's Yangwei Dart Bureau can be said to be in a worrying situation, the industry has been destroyed, and there are a large number of brave and ruthless people, so they can only sit and eat empty!"

"Cao Hong is willing to wait for death like this, and under the elimination of one and the other, the gap between us will only widen." Even the characters who can murder the master are not so easy to get along with.

"What Childe said is very true, so the Yangwei Dart Bureau actually did the trick of cheating, I heard that recently they have come up with a special way to treat hemorrhoids to collect money, and it seems that they have cheated a lot of money."

"Oh, isn't this the same as selling bullshit plasters, this is tantamount to killing chickens and eggs, digging their own graves." Duan Mingyu snorted, and then a line that was very bloody in later generations came out, "Cao Hong, Cao Hong, I didn't expect you to have today." ”

Xu Zuye rubbed his hands and looked at Duan Mingyu with a look of longing, "Childe, do you want us to go and see it too!" ”

"Well, being idle is also idle, and it's okay to go and have a look." Duan Mingyu rolled his eyes, he loved to make a scene, it was really a common disease that Chinese love to commit, "Zhaoniang, Wang Aiqing, Yingying, let's go and see!" ”

Damn, I'm about to hold back the birds.

……

The place is still the same place as the Yangwei Dart Bureau, but after it was burned down, the inn was converted into a medicine shop. The shop is not simple, but it is not luxurious, and it is more than a star and a half worse than the original.

Duan Mingyu raised his head and saw a flag standing in front of the medicine shop, with four big characters written on the flag, "Those with hemorrhoids will get", which was very eye-catching. The store was crowded and crowded, which made Duan Mingyu very surprised and curious, what kind of trick deceived everyone to follow.

Duan Mingyu walked into the store with a few people, only to see that the store was black and oppressive, full of hemorrhoids and hemorrhoids, which was spectacular.

The novelty is that there is a lectern in the center, and the edge of the wall is a sales stand.

After a while, a man in the shopkeeper's costume walked up to the podium from the inner hall and said hemorrhoidally: "Hello, fellow hemorrhoids! On behalf of all the staff of the 'Hemorrhoids Must Get' pharmacy, I would like to welcome you all to come. Hemorrhoids are a common and frequent disease, not only the elderly are old and have hemorrhoids in thousands of miles, but also young and middle-aged people are also strong hemorrhoids, even children also have hemorrhoids, and hemorrhoids are not old! Today's society is ten men and nine hemorrhoids, ten women and nine hemorrhoids, all hemorrhoids, no hemorrhoids, and soon all hemorrhoids will be owned by the whole people! Therefore, on behalf of all the hemorrhoids in the pharmacy, I solemnly promised to everyone that I would definitely fight for hemorrhoids and concentrate on hemorrhoids. Now that there are finally hemorrhoids, there is a way to do it, and the hemorrhoids are successful, and the hemorrhoids will get the special drug, welcome you to try it! ”

"Everyone, buy it, this is a miracle medicine! The opportunity is rare, and there is no market! I don't know where to find the nursery of the Yangwei Dart Bureau, and suddenly the earth-shattering wolf howled, and the already restless crowd was completely boiling.

Everyone rushed to buy the so-called "hemorrhoids will get" miracle medicine.

"Hey! Feed! Feed! Brother, what are you squeezing me for? ”

"What do you mean by that, it's clear that you're on the first to come!"

"Hmm, you fight slowly, the store, first give the sprinkler ten pairs of medicine."

"You bald donkey, how can you be so unreasonable."

"Don't grab it, everyone, they all have it, they all have it, and the goods are enough!"

Ancestors, you are a stubborn person, hemorrhoids have been rampant to such an extent, and a few empty prescriptions are so hot that Duan Mingyu really wants to switch to selling fake medicines, anyway, the biggest advantage of traditional Chinese medicine is that no matter how you eat it, you can't kill people.

"Ahem, this brother, I see that everyone is going to grab the medicine, why are you the only one who is indifferent!" Duan Mingyu asked the scholar on the side.

The scholar sighed, bowed to Duan Gongzi, and said slowly: "This brother is polite, he has been troubled by this hemorrhoids for many years, and not long ago I heard that there is a good medicine for hemorrhoids here, so I bought some medicines, and I have taken three courses of treatment according to what Lang Zhong said."

"Oh, then Brother Tai's stubborn illness has improved."

"Hey, don't mention it, after using it for a long time, I found that the hemorrhoids have not improved, and the anal area is still dripping with hemorrhoids!"

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PS: Due to some unexpected reasons, Xiaguan's novel group was disbanded, and I don't know when Xiaguan will be reopened. One day, a book friend came to Xiaguan's book review area and asked to open a book friend group, Xiaguan would gladly agree and look forward to the appearance of such a book friend......