Chapter 24 What is the use of practicing queues?
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Hearing Dongmen Leopard say this, Heifu was stunned for a moment.
"It's not about kicking and charging in a fight, practicing in line all day long, there's a fart!"
In his previous life, when he was training in high school, Heifu also complained like this, and it was not until he got older, entered the police academy, and truly experienced the life of the military camp, that this idea slowly disappeared. At this time, listening to Dongmen Leopard mention it, I suddenly felt familiar.
"Has Brother Leopard ever been on the battlefield?" He was silent for a long time, then asked slowly.
Dongmen Leopard shook his head and said, "No, I have served three times, but I have never been called into battle. It can be seen that he is very eager to make meritorious contributions to the war.
Now Heifu is relieved, although he has never been on the battlefield, but he has been exposed to it in his previous life, and he has watched a lot of documentaries about the war, and the things in his stomach are enough to blow it.
Heifu smiled and beckoned Dongmen Leopard to sit down on a piece of wood, and said to him: "Marching and fighting are very different from fighting alone. On the battlefield, it was a big scene of thousands or tens of thousands of people, and the momentum was like a tide, no matter how high the individual martial arts were, there was nothing to show in the crowd. There are spears and halberds in all directions, and the arrows are raining down, and the tricks and dismantling moves during the weekday fighting are not useful at all. ”
Seeing that Dongmen Leopard still didn't believe it, Hefu asked him to imagine such a scene:
They are a group of rangers with strong martial arts, and they went to the battlefield in such a mess, ready to fight with their own bravery.
At this time, the Chinese army issued an order to advance slowly, conveyed with golden drums and flags. As a result, the rangers didn't know the flag, some charged forward, and some stayed in place with a confused face. As a result, he broke away from the large army and charged forward, and was shot by the rain of arrows from the opposite side; Those standing in the back were beheaded by the military judge; The rest of those who were in a hurry to move forward, but found that their own people blocked their way, and in this way, they disrupted their own formation......
Even if they end up fighting the enemy, because they are fighting on their own, they will be divided by well-trained enemy troops, and one person will have to fight several or dozens of people at the same time, and finally be chopped into meat sauce. Even if they survived, they would probably face the onslaught of the roaring horses and chariots and the galloping cavalry.
Well, these people are called Qi Jizhen, when King Qi Min hired this group of "martial arts masters" from Linzi City to fight, they lost every battle, and they almost destroyed the powerful Qi State.
Therefore, many years ago, when Lao Xunzi commented on the strength of the armies of various countries, he listed Qi Jiji, which was the strongest in personal martial arts, as the worst army, and it was the army that lost the country.
After the scene was completed, Dongmen Leopard couldn't help sweating profusely, he imagined that he could rely on his own bravery to cut melons and vegetables on the battlefield, and cut off more than a dozen heads, it turned out that it was not so easy?
Heifu smiled again: "Therefore, how can the soldiers win? Win by governance! Good discipline is the difference between a rabble and an elite division. And the training of these marching queues is the painstaking study of the art of war by Sun Wu and Wu Qi, do you know who these two are? ”
Dongmen Leopard shook his head, although these two people were once famous in Chudi, but time has passed, the age is too long, how can ordinary rural people know. Heifu had to give him another science about the deeds of Sun and Wu......
"The world often says that there are 70,000 people, but who is the one in the world? Said Wu Qiye. There are 30,000 people, and who is the one in the world? Said Wuzi also! Now you know how powerful these two are! ”
"Sun Wu is really a hero! I just hate not to serve his command! Dongmen Leopard's eyes widened, obviously still immersed in Sun Tzu's killing of King Wu's favorite concubine, and the defeat of Chu with tens of thousands of people; Wu Qi killed his wife and begged for a general, guarded the West River, and finally entered Chu to change the law and died in the story of random arrows.
Heifu said: "Back then, Wu Qi defeated the Qin State with the well-trained Wei Wushu, and it was not until later that the Qin State also used Wu Qi's training method in the army. These trainings may seem boring, but when the training is completed, if hundreds or thousands of people can sit and lie down in a proper manner, march neatly, advance and retreat in an orderly manner, and the left and right divisions will obey the command of the central army like arms, and they can fight independently in their own formations. In that case, it will be a sharp man who will be the best in the world! ”
"Heifu knows so much!" Dongmen Leopard was amazed, if he was just unconvinced by the first day of breaking his wrist, then after what he said just now, he really admired Heifu so much.
But he looked suspicious again: "Heifu, you are only serving for the first time, and you have never been on the battlefield, why do you know this." ”
"This ...... Actually, my deceased father told me that he had been on the battlefield many times. The black man took the cheap daddy out to block the gun again.
"How unreasonable!"
Dongmen Leopard beat his thigh indignantly and said, "Heifu has a good father who will teach you everything he saw and heard on the battlefield. My father was also drafted to fight, but every time he came home after a battle, he would only look for wine and drink without saying a word, and beat me to death when he was done! In the end, he got drunk and fell into the river and drowned, but he insisted on making a good middle-aged family impoverished! ”
It seems that this reckless and impulsive Dongmen leopard also has his own story, but Hefu just patted him on the shoulder and did not delve into it.
"What's the length...... Wu Chang......"
The stammering words sounded, and when he turned around, it was Xiao Tao who also got up, and Heifu greeted him, in exchange for Xiao Tao's honest smile, this child is a typical peasant young man, simple and loyal, but a little timid.
At this time, the sun completely rose, and Dongmen Leopard changed his disdain for training, and took the initiative to wake up the rest of the people.
Heifu bowed slightly, it seemed that he had a good helper in addition to Ji Ying, so he took them to the school and announced his training plan.
"Today's training, let's start by comparing the number and lining up!"
Heifu found that Qin's obsessive-compulsive disorder in the law did not seem to have been transmitted to the army, and the army's standing line was not based on height, but according to the rank and age.
This also causes people to stand unevenly, which affects the view.
Heifu had already cautiously asked General Chen yesterday that adjusting the queue sorting method was not a violation of military regulations, right? General Chen Baijiang said that it is a legal law to arrange according to the title, but the arrangement according to age is only a convention, and it is not written in the military law order. Anyway, there are only two princes in their Shiri, one in front and one in the back, and the rest of the people, etc., Heifu can arrange them at will.
So Heifu was bold and began to adjust the queue.
"Hello, you're standing behind me...... Why? Naturally, because you are the shortest, don't be sad, maybe you can eat more meat and grow bigger. ”
"Mu, I know you want to be next to your cousin, but you're eight feet tall, so you have to stand in the back, in front of the Dongmen Leopard."
"Xiao Tao ......" looked around, and Heifu found that Xiao Tao had already stood behind him, this kid, don't look at the stammering Mu Ne, he is actually quite smart.
"Ji Ying, that's right, it's you, don't look around, stand behind Xiao Tao."
"Uncle Chao, you usually stand in second place according to age, but now you can only be wronged and stand in the middle."
"Ping, but, no, the three of you are standing behind the court."
In this way, the order of their shes is from low to high, which is much more pleasing to the eye.
After adjusting the queue, Heifu, who also has mild obsessive-compulsive disorder, nodded with satisfaction, and then entered the second part of the day.
Stand!
"Learn to stand?"
Before the training content was announced, Ji Ying almost laughed: "Brother Heifu, isn't it just standing?" I'll be able to do it after I'm three years old, so do I still need to learn? …… Hey, what are you hitting me for? ”
Heifu raised the bamboo stick in his hand and twitched it at Ji Ying, who was hippie and smiling: "Before I finish speaking, I must not interject, and in addition, it is forbidden to laugh, play and look left and right in the queue." ”
After Heifu subdued the Dongmen Leopard on the first day, he established his prestige, and he said in advance that he would treat this matter strictly, and if he did not obey the order, according to military regulations, the first offender would be beaten three times, the second offender would be beaten ten times, and the third offense would be "familiar with it", that is, beaten to death!
Ji Ying saw that Heifu was serious, so he shut up in amusement. The others looked at Dongmen Leopard and found that he was uncharacteristically obedient to Yu Heifu, so naturally he didn't dare to make a mistake.
I only heard Heifu say: "I have heard a saying, the great husband stands in the world, he must stand up straight and act right!" ”
As he spoke, facing the crowd, he made a standard standing posture and said, "Stand like a pine!" Like me, it's the straight pine on the top of the mountain! ”
Everyone stared at Heifu and found that he was indeed standing straight, as energetic as a green pine.
Heifu pointed to the crooked standing of Ji Ying and the others: "And you and the others are like crooked pines protruding from the mountainside!" When the wind blows, it sways, what a system! “
Everyone looked at each other, and although they didn't think there was anything wrong with standing like this, no one had any objections, and under the demonstration and correction of Hefu, they began to learn to stand up straight again......
"Heels together, toes outward, yes."
"Keep your legs straight together, your lower abdomen slightly tucked, your chest straight, your shoulders flat, don't be one high and one low."
"The arms are lowered and straightened, and the fingers are brought together and slightly bent together, and they are attached to the seams of the trousers...... The forehead is not right, it is the side of the bottom. ”
"Well, your head should be straight, your neck should be straight, and your mouth should be closed, Ji Ying, don't always grin at me!"
"Look forward to the eye, no, don't you know what eye level is? Come, look me in the eye......"
So, before the morning meal, the others began to follow their own chiefs and captains to start a messy training, and the shouts of the whole school field were endless, so lively, except for the black man and their desike who stood still and began to stand up in a military posture.
General Bin Bai was also watching the training of the guards on the earthen platform, and when one of his commanders saw this, he said: "Bai General, the black man has been standing still for a long time, or he is lazy, do the subordinates want to go over and apply for a reward?" ”
"No need."
General Bin Bai shook his head and sneered:
"He probably knows how difficult it is to train soldiers, and this is not easy to do! Let him toss around! I'm going to take the county guard to Yunmengze tomorrow to chase down the thieves, how can I have time to care about such a trivial matter. Just waiting for him to make a fool of himself in front of everyone on the day of the tenth day! After that, the entire Anlu County will know that the so-called thief and strong man Heifu is just a puffer who loves to talk big! When the time comes, I will ride a horse in front and watch him jump around the county seat of Anlu for a full circle! ”