Chapter 240: The court will complain, and the hundred officials will salute Qin

After about a dozen strokes, Lu Dongzan was dragged up from the ground.

"Let's go, Your Highness is still waiting for us!"

Lu Dongzan was slightly annoyed in his heart, could it be that he had to fight again? How could he, the King of Qin, be so unreasonable?

Just a Qin king, can he really turn the world upside down?

But he didn't dare to pour out his dissatisfaction, what if he was beaten again?

As soon as he entered, Li Fangchen asked, "Are you dissatisfied?" ”

Lu Dongzan shut up and asked knowingly, isn't it?

"Drag it out and fight again!"

"What?"

couldn't help Lu Dongzan resist, just because he didn't answer and chose to be silent, he was beaten again.

Beaten again, it seems a little familiar.

Lu Dongzan didn't plan to stiffen up, shouted a few times, and received ten more sticks.

He was completely unconscious in his buttocks, and he was a little shaky when he walked.

"Aren't you just trying to embarrass me? OK! I promise you won't be able to fault it this time! ”

As soon as he entered, Li Fangchen opened his mouth again, this time Lu Dongzan was the one who had made preparations.

"Can this king still be in sight?"

"Huh?"

"Don't respect the king, fight!"

There was no need to drag it out, Lu Dongzan fell headlong and was beaten with ten sticks.

There is already a little more out of breath and less air intake, "Your Highness... Circle... Spare ......"

"Okay, then the king will ask you again!"

"His Royal Highness's foreign ministers have no resentment or hatred, His Royal Highness's appearance is astonishing, and he is a rare beautiful man in the world!"

Lu Dongzan hurried up and said it again, so as not to be beaten again.

Li Fangchen couldn't help but smile and said, "Yes, I will answer it." Have you eaten it today? ”

"The minister should eat? Still haven't eaten? Lu Dongzan said tentatively.

Li Fangchen glared and said, "You dare to entertain this king!" ”

Seventeen, who had been prepared for a long time, immediately stepped forward with a big stick.

"Wronged!"

A heart-wrenching roar was heard, and another beating was made.

"Your Highness, he's dizzy."

"Well, then change another one, doesn't it mean that there are two more deputy envoys?"

After an afternoon's work, the three Tibetan envoys all lay on the bed, waiting for the doctor's treatment.

"Your Highness, do you want to fight again at an unknown date?"

Honglu Siqing, Ju Guogong Tang Jian. Afraid that Li Fangchen would play them to death directly, he could only remind King Qin in another way that he was already playing almost, and if he continued to play, he was afraid that his body would not be able to hold it.

Li Fangchen yawned, "Okay, this king will come back tomorrow." ”

The next day, before dawn, Li Fangchen brought people to Honglu Temple again.

"Ask and answer quickly, this time the king will not beat you, but if you are wrong, you should be punished, and you will be punished for copying...... Copy the Book of Filial Piety! ”

asked the Tubo people to copy the "Book of Filial Piety" for him, and I don't know what Li Fangchen thought.

"How many stars are there in the sky?"

"How many people are there in Datang?"

"What! Can't answer? Then the king asks you a simple, the sun and the moon rotate, can you still see the moon in the daytime? ”

Four hours later, Li Fangchen left satisfied, holding three hand-copied versions of the Book of Filial Piety.

The three envoys from Tubo were lying on the bed, the ink on their hands had not yet dried, and the tears had long been unable to help wet the bedding.

"If you insult us like this, you won't take revenge, and you won't be a son of man!"

Lu Dongzan had tears in his eyes, and his heart was full of resentment.

On the third day, Li Fangchen arrived again, and it was still dawn.

"Ask quickly and answer quickly, if you lose, the king will invite you to dinner!"

Lu Dongzan said angrily: "Why does His Royal Highness King Qin mean to humiliate us so much? If you want to kill or chop, can we listen to it? ”

Li Fangchen said with a smile: "Peace of mind is, it's really eating!" ”

There are still three questions, all over the world, and none of them know anything.

Looking at the three buckets of rice brought up by the gang of "guards" under the Qin Wangfu, the three envoys couldn't help but shudder.

"Eat, this king knows that life over there is not easy, and you often can't eat enough, so you can open up and eat today, it's not enough!"

"Your Highness......"

"Oh! By the way, the three envoys are now lying on the bed with inconvenient hands and feet, and the king almost forgot, seventeen, don't you greet you? ”

"Yes!"

The two guards served one person, very simply, grabbed it in their hands, stuffed it into each other's mouths, and then stared at each other coldly.

Swallow and take a bite! Spit up as much as you want, eat twice as much!

The officials of Honglu Temple were all flushed, King Qin was too ruthless, they wanted to laugh but were worried about damaging the face of Honglu Temple.

And Tang Jian, the secretary of Honglu Temple, couldn't help but smile bitterly: "These foreign ministers will really be unlucky and provoke His Royal Highness the King of Qin, who dares to save them?" ”

In the morning of the past two days, Li Shimin also asked why he had not seen the foreign envoy, and Tang Jian explained: "I am sick and has not yet recovered." ”

And in private, everyone knows very well that whether there is a disease or not, it is up to King Qin to decide.

Li Shimin thought about it again and again, and then sighed: "That's it, as long as people don't die, everything is up to him!" ”

For seven days in a row, the tricks continued, and half of the lives of the Tibetan envoys were lost, and the whole day was like a withered branch, swaying, as if a gust of wind could blow them away.

The simple answer to the question, coupled with the punishment of the cold, is a double torture of mind and body.

"We can't stay here any longer, otherwise we will completely become slaves played by King Qin!"

Lu Dongzan took a few other people overnight and hid in a restaurant in Chang'an City, and the next day before the rooster crowed, he ran outside the palace.

"The foreign minister asks to see, His Majesty the Emperor of the Tang Dynasty!"

Just in time for the early dynasty, it can be regarded as his luck, and with a stick of incense in the evening, Li Fangchen will catch them back to Honglu Temple to continue playing.

"What? Did you enter the palace? Let's go home. ”

Li Fangchen had already expected them to escape, but it was a pity that he couldn't continue to play.

Looking at their resentful gazes, as well as their desperation in the face of punishment, Li Fangchen was indescribably happy.

Maybe that's what it feels like to see others resent you and can't get rid of yourself, right?

"Your Highness, will we do this?"

Qin Huaiyu was a little worried, if he sued the court, Li Fangchen would suffer because of this.

Li Fangchen laughed, "If you can remove the throne because of this, then you will follow the king's wishes." ”

The three Tibetan envoys who were not ghosts or ghosts entered the court, and the hundred officials laughed in a low voice when they saw it. Veterans such as Cheng Zhijie laughed out loud.

Lu Dongzan's eyes were full of grievances, "Your Majesty, please be the master of the foreign ministers!" ”

The three of them fell directly to the ground, and they didn't know how many times more respectful they were when they entered the court before.

"Ahem, the envoy said bluntly, I still don't know what you are asking for, how can I easily make the decision?"

Lu Dongzan immediately began to cry, and even listed the ten major crimes of King Qin's unreasonableness, and asked to let Li Shimin make decisions for them.

The courtiers were silent, and while they wanted to laugh, they couldn't help but beat the drums in their hearts, if it was themselves, they didn't know if they could hold on until now, maybe they would be crazy if they lasted three or five days, right?

I didn't expect King Qin to have this kind of means, which is really admirable.

Li Shimin pinched his thighs and held back his laughter to avoid losing his honor in the court.

"Summoning the King of Qin into the palace!"

"Your Majesty's dictation, summon King Qin into the palace!"

The fast horse went straight to the Qin Palace, Li Fangchen had already changed into his court clothes and waited in the palace.

"Your Highness, Your Majesty ......"

"This king knows, let's go!"

The horse frame has already been prepared, and Li Fangchen is very comfortable.

Enter the palace, dismount and walk into the Zichen Palace.

"Wait, meet His Royal Highness King Qin!"

In Lu Dongzan's astonished gaze, the Manchu Dynasty civil and military forces actually saluted Li Fangchen at the same time.

Even Li Fangchen was a little puzzled, when did he become so loved?

Glancing at Li Shimin, Li Fangchen realized that it should be his father's "arrangement".

"Son, meet my father!"

"My son is exempt."

Li Fangchen stood up and walked straight to the left.

"Second brother, hehe."

Li Tai looked at Li Fangchen and smirked, which made the latter can't help but roll his eyes.

"Fat again!"

Li Tai's face darkened, sure enough, the second brother is still the second brother, and his words are still so angry!