'Persian wine' is worth a lot of money, comparable to Li Mu's 'three cups poured'. But if you count the price increase on the road, this kind of wine is not so expensive in Persia, which can also see how 'black' Li Mu's three glasses are.

The three cups of pouring created a precedent for high-grade wine, and also raised the mouths of the powerful people in Chang'an City. At the beginning of the mouth, the spicy three cups poured make people who are used to drinking low-alcohol wine unaccustomed to it, but they can't stand the challenge that the Tang people like to challenge, and they should drink it with a spicy throat, drink less? Slowly, the amount of alcohol will come up, and when you get used to it, you can't get used to drinking low-alcohol alcohol again.

Li Shimin is a typical example, he also knows that wine is valuable, but it is still not very refreshing to drink. He was accustomed to drinking three glasses, and drinking wine was like drinking sour plum soup, a drink.

But after all, wine is wine, and fruit wine is also wine, and after a large amount of accumulation, it should be dizzy or dizzy. Gradually, Li Shimin's tongue became bigger and bigger, Li Mu was also drunk and hazy, while Li Yuan was already drunk, supported by the waiter, and lay on the couch to sleep.

Li Shimin held his chin in his hand, squinted at Li Mu, and suddenly said, "Li Mu, I ask you!" Why do you have to do everything in the hands of others? Those students of yours, although they are good, are still a lot worse than you, so you can't get your attention, grasp it tightly, and get things done quickly? I have to procrastinate, endlessly, I am annoyed, do you know, looking at Wei Zheng's old face every day, I am uncomfortable! I'm disgusting! I annoy him the most! ”

Li Mu laughed stupidly and said, "Your Majesty, you finally tell the truth, hehe......"

"I ask you!"

"Hey......" Li Mu burped and said, "Your Majesty, the minister told you, the minister doesn't want to be an official." ”

"Well, that's the case?"

"But Your Majesty still needs ministers, what should I do? The minister will take apart the minister's ability and teach it the same by one person. When they learn, the ministers don't have to work, and when the time comes, they will squat in the valley and plant the land, and make a little invention, how happy they are! Li Mu looked at Li Shimin on the table, and said with a grin: "Your Majesty, do you know why the ministers don't teach two things by one person?" ”

"Why?"

"They're too stupid to learn." Li Mu stinked again, patted his chest hard, and said, "Recently, the minister has discovered another ability of his own, Your Majesty, do you believe it?" The minister can never forget! ”

"Hehehe......" Li Shimin sneered, and the strength of the wine came up a little, and said: "I don't believe it, there is no one in the world who will never forget!" ”

"You don't believe me?" Li Mu also nodded, patted the table, and said, "Your Majesty, if you don't believe it, then in this case, if you write a paragraph, I will take one look, and I don't need to take a second look, you see if I can remember!" ”

"Good!" Li Shimin pointed at Li Mu and shouted: "Come on, bring the pen, I will take it!" ”

Gao Gonggong sent pen and ink in, and stood beside him with his hands tied, Li Shimin had obviously drunk too much, and he had to look at it.

Li Shimin picked up the pen and was about to write, when he suddenly stopped. He looked at Li Mu and said, "I almost fell for you...... Li Mu! I can't write in vain, I have to bet something, a little bit of a lottery. ”

"Okay!" Li Mu was stunned and said, "Then what did Your Majesty say to bet?" ”

"Gambling ......" Li Shimin's brain was blank, and he couldn't remember what to bet on, he looked at Gao Gonggong and asked: "Gao Gan, what did you say to gamble, I won, Li Muneng is distressed?" ”

"This ......" Gao Gonggong thought to himself, Li Mu is so rich, why can he feel distressed? 100,000 and 200,000, it is estimated that he will not take it seriously. But gambling is such a thing, pay attention to reciprocity. Your Majesty, if you want someone else's bet, you have to take the bet yourself, right?

Gao Gonggong whispered: "Your Majesty, you are drunk, don't gamble." ”

Li Shimin was furious and said, "No, I am rich in the world, and I can't afford to gamble?" Say! ”

"Uh......" Gonggong Gao hesitated for a moment, and said: "Your Majesty, since it is a gamble, then let's gamble house, the gambling house of the Luhou is making money every day, and it is worth a lot of money." ”

"Yes!" Li Shimin's eyes lit up and said, "Just bet on your gambling house, you say, what do you want?" ”

Although Li Mu was a little superior, he had not lost his mind, but he didn't have anything he wanted, and suddenly a flash of inspiration flashed in his head, and he said: "Your Majesty, the minister has thought of it, and the minister wants His Majesty's sword!" ”

Li Shimin asked innocently, "What sword?" ”

"Longquan Sword!"

"Ha, what kind of good thing I am, just a sword, give it to ......" Before the words were finished, Gonggong Gao hurriedly tugged Li Shimin's sleeve, Li Shimin looked at him unhappily, and said, "What are you doing?" Gao Gan, you are rude! ”

"Your Majesty, I can't help it!" Gao Gan glanced at Li Mu and said in Li Shimin's ear: "Your Majesty, what you want from the Hou of Zhulu is the Longquan Sword!" ”

"I know, what's wrong?"

"Longquan Sword is ......" Gonggong Gao looked at Li Shimin's somewhat straight eyes and said, "That's Shang Fang's sword!" ”

"Oh......" Li Shimin suddenly realized, frowned at Li Mu, and said, "Good boy, dare to calculate!" I almost fell into your trap! ”

Li Mu used the method of agitation, sneered, and said: "I also said that let the minister say it himself, and he didn't allow it to say it." Come on, I can't afford to gamble, go home and sleep! ”

"Stop!" Li Shimin said angrily: "Dare to say that I can't afford to play? I can afford it! However, I have one request! ”

Li Mu raised his chin, with a provocative gesture, and said, "What are you asking for?" ”

"I want to make it more difficult, it can't be as simple as writing a few words, I want you to endorse it! Find a random book, open it and memorize it at a glance, do you dare? ”

"What's so difficult!"

Li Shimin has been excited, he looked left and right, and found a book that Li Yuan usually seems to relieve boredom by Li Yuan's bedside, which is written by Ji Kang, a famous scholar of the Three Kingdoms, called "Health Theory", Li Shimin casually turned a page and showed it to Li Mu, looking very serious: "Look! ”

Li Mugang turned his head to look, and before and after two seconds, Li Shimin turned the book over and said with a smile: "Back!" ”

Li Muxin said, is this Persian wine a long way away and expired, how can you drink a good emperor into a fool! Even if you don't forget it, you have to let me 'look at it' again, just give me two seconds, I'm a camera, right? Is it good to open the skill in time!

It stands to reason that this is a must-lose. But it's such a coincidence, Li Mu happened to read the book "Health Theory" yesterday. And the two seconds that Li Shimin showed him, he just happened to aim at the first word of this night, which was a "good" word, and then, compared with the information stored in the system, Li Mu knew which page of "Health Theory" it was.

He cleared his throat and recited, "...... Good land, the common name of the world. I don't know if there are more than 100 species. The field is planted, and as for the different tree cultivation, the harvest is suspended. It is said that there is no ten-fold price for business, and there is no hope for agriculture, and this is the usual and unchanged. And the beans are heavy, and the elm is ......"

Li Shimin looked down at the contents of the book, and the expression on his face gradually froze. Gonggong Gao was also stunned, and subconsciously muttered to himself: "Is this still a human?" ”

Li Mu memorized the entire page from beginning to end, word for word, Li Shimin closed the book, put it back in its place, and said, "I lost!" ”

Li Mu laughed and stretched out his hand: "Bring the sword!" ”

Li Shimin also sobered up a little at this time, and said, "I didn't bring it!" ”

Seeing that he was going to cheat, Li Mu didn't do it, picked up the pen and handed it to Li Shimin, and said, "You can't deny the bet you said." Since Your Majesty didn't bring it, then make an IOU, and when you go to court tomorrow, the minister will take it again. ”

"You ......" Li Shimin struggled in his heart, and had the intention to deny it, but he didn't want to bear the name of no trust, so he hesitated for a long time, but still took the pen and wrote an IOU on the paper.

"Your Majesty, draw a charge—"

Li Shimin slammed the pen on the table and scolded, "Do I want to give you a handprint?" ”

Li Mu blinked his eyes, suddenly picked up Li Shimin's hand, dipped it in the inkstone, and then pressed it on the 'IOU': "Your Majesty is really wise, the minister can't think of such a good idea." ”

"Get out!"

"Huh!" Li Mu folded the IOU, and without saying a word, he ran away, as if he was leaving one more second, and the IOU would be snatched back.

Li Shimin sighed, suddenly raised his hand and knocked his head, Gao Gonggong was afraid that he would hurt himself, so he hurriedly padd it with his own hand, Li Shimin glared at him angrily, and said: "Gao Gan, what do I want you to do by my side, why don't you stop me!" ”

Gao Gonggong was so aggrieved that he was about to cry: "Your Majesty, didn't you just say-"

"You have to stop me what I say! Now what? That's Shang Fang's sword, which has the right to cut first and then play, and seeing it is like me coming in person. That's how I lost to him? ”

"That's not what happened, people memorized it-"

Li Shimin said angrily: "I asked you to show off for him? ”

Grandpa Gao quickly shut up, and the private room suddenly fell silent in embarrassment. After a long time, suddenly Father-in-law Gao's eyes lit up, and he put on a smiling face, and leaned in front of Li Shimin: "Your Majesty, the old slave thought of a good idea......" He leaned into Li Shimin's ear and muttered a few words, Li Shimin's eyes lit up, and he glanced at Father-in-law Gao up and down, and said, "It's finally a little useful, right!" That's it! ”

……

Following.

In front of the Liangyi Palace, the hundred officials were surprised to find that Li Mu, who had not appeared since the day when he had been clamoring to be the deputy head of the Qiangzhi Academy, had reappeared today. And his face was red, as if there was some happy event.

His happy event is basically equivalent to the bad luck of a hundred officials. Everyone was worried in their hearts, and they all secretly looked at Li Mu, secretly thinking in their hearts, what could make him happy like this.

After a short time, the door of the palace was opened, and hundreds of officials entered the palace.

Li Mu's current status in the court is enough for him to stand in the first three columns. Because his official position is from the third rank, and the title is also from the third grade. No matter how you look at it, he is only behind the Shangshu of the three provinces and six departments.

"If there is something to play early, there is nothing to retreat from-"

Before the tail note of Father-in-law Gao fell, Li Mu jumped out, waving the IOU he got in his hand yesterday in his hand: "Your Majesty, don't be busy with the deliberations first, settle the arrears first." ”

The hundred officials looked at each other, what kind of debts, what debts did Li Mu and His Majesty want, they all had to come to the Liangyi Palace?

"I have faith in my word, and you are indispensable." Li Shimin looked indifferent, and showed his gratitude to Gao Gonggong, who took the Longquan sword from the little eunuch behind him, came to Li Mu, and handed the sword to him.

Baiguan knew the Longquan Sword, and when he was in the valley, Li Shimin gave Li Mu the Longquan Sword and asked him to deal with the assassins, and everyone had seen it. But after the last incident, the Longquan Sword has been taken back, how can it be taken out again this time!

Wei Zheng immediately took a step forward and asked: "Your Majesty, the Longquan Sword is a Shangfang sword, it is easy and untouchable, how can it be given to the Hou of Zhulu at will, and please give an explanation to Your Majesty!" ”

Li Shimin's face was embarrassed, and he staggered his gaze, Li Mu got the sword, and it was not good to make Li Shimin too embarrassed, so he took the words and said with a smile: "Old Wei, does it have anything to do with you?" I like this sword, can I borrow it and play with it? You should also know that I am the first sword-casting master today, and I heard that the Longquan sword was cast by Ou Yezi, the first sword-casting master of the Spring and Autumn Period, and I yearn for it, so I borrowed it to take a look, is there anything wrong? ”

Wei Zheng has now learned to be obedient, and he didn't take Li Mu's stubble, but only said to Li Shimin: "Please also ask Your Majesty to give an explanation." ”

Li Shimin knew Wei Zheng's character, and he would definitely not be able to escape this incident, so he had to tell the story of yesterday. Everyone was a little stunned when they heard what happened. The emperor made a bet with his courtiers and lost the sword of Shang Fang? What's even more unbelievable is that Li Mu really has the ability to never forget? These two things are as strange as rumors, and for a while, all the officials can't accept it.

Wei Zheng was about to speak again, but Li Shimin interrupted him and said, "Ladies and gentlemen, I know that this is my drinking mistake. But I am also a human being, who can be without fault if I am not a sage? If you lose, you lose, and you can't lose your trust. I gave Shang Fang's sword to Li Mu, and I didn't break my promise, but I also have to attach one condition-"

Li Mu sighed in his heart, and hurriedly said, "Your Majesty, you can't do anything about changing a Shang Fang sword, right?" That would be unkind! ”

"I'm not that dirty!" Li Shimin said angrily: "Shang Fang's sword was given by the Emperor Taishang, how can I change it casually." However, Shang Fang's sword is not an ordinary thing, and although it is given to you, it cannot be allowed to be arbitrary. You can only use this sword once. After using it, you have to return it. When using it, it must be justified, if you do it wantonly, it will not count. ”

In this way, the hearts of the hundred officials are a little more acceptable. That's right, there must be some restraints, otherwise Li Mu will take Shang Fang's sword and cut people, and if he doesn't break the law, who can stand it!

Li Mu was anxious: "Your Majesty, when the minister heard about the imperial power concession of Shangfang's sword, he cut it first and then played." You just let you use it once, you can't cut it first and then play, what are you going to do? ”

Li Shimin lowered his face coldly and said, "If you don't want to, take it back!" ”

"Yes!" Li Mu hurriedly hugged it and said, "If you can't cut it, you can't cut it, it's better than nothing." That can't be chopped, can it be caught? Catch it first and then play it, you have to have it, right? If it's justified and well-founded, you can always cut it, right? Also, since the effect has been weakened, you have to discuss, once is too little, how can you have to do it three times! ”

Li Shimin didn't want to talk to Li Mu about this anymore, and Li Mu's request was reasonable, so he hesitated for a moment and said, "Okay, okay, let you catch it first and then play, but if you say it, you can use it three times!" ”

"It's done!" Li Mu nodded violently, and suddenly the corners of his mouth hooked up a wicked smile, and he drew his sword and pointed at Wei Zheng: "I want to use it now, come on, arrest Wei Zheng!" ”