Chapter 29: Both are obscene

"That's it, hurry up and hand over the secret recipe you promised." Sima Guangdao.

"The student has already written."

Wang Yan's simplicity was a bit surprising, and he took out the systematically sorted out strategies on raising chickens and handed them to him.

Sima Guang looked at it, and of course he needed to write a lot of time for such a large article. This shows that the delinquent boy planned to present these things to the imperial court a long time ago.

"It's insidious."

Sima Guang said: "If you ask your father to submit it, it sounds a little indecent for the father to repay his son, and Wang Anshi's character will not do it." So all this is your kid's plan, right, Wang Anshi's political enemies personally gave you Wang Yan's merit, and the shocking effect came out, and your Wang family's reputation would be much better, yes or no? ”

Wang Yan said: "My lord, you want a lot. It doesn't matter what I planned, what really matters is that I invented Xiangrui and handed it over to the imperial court. ”

Sima Guang couldn't help but sigh. But if he wasn't stubborn, he wouldn't be Sima Guang, even if it was very reasonable, he didn't like to be blamed by the little kid, so he raised his ruler and said with a posture of wanting to teach a lesson: "Aren't you going yet?" Is the braincase hard enough? ”

"Gone, gone, gone. I'm not like you have an iron head, and I can even break a cylinder. After Wang Yan finished speaking, he slipped away.

Sima Guang was embarrassed for a while, he actually knew my head iron?

Shaking his head, Sima Guang unfolded the strategy submitted by Wang Yan to watch.

I have seen it for a long time, and the writing is very systematic, and there are many details. While some of the odd terms and processes are incomprehensible, they add to the mystique of the argument.

And Lao Sima witnessed his boy's eggs with his own eyes.

The only bad thing is that the writing is a little smelly, and it is not refined enough, although the long ones are easy to read, they are not very classy, and they do not have the elegant atmosphere of the orthodox literati.

At the same time, there are some "typos" that he has simplified, which look awkward, but it is quite easy to understand, and people with skills will of course know what words are to be expressed at a glance.

Sima Guang frowned at first, and planned to write it down again, which could be regarded as helping him revise the check.

However, after seeing it, the confidant strategist hurriedly said: "If you live with the princess, you might as well submit it like this." ”

Sima Guang said: "This is something that is presented to the princes and the emperor, is this popular language, ugly font, and typos really good?" ”

The confidant strategist shook his head and said, "It's not good. But although you have the responsibility to help him repay the credit, since he wrote it himself, it is better to respect his 'original'. In this way, the emperor and the ministers can know what kind of person he is through his words and characters. ”

Sima Guang understood, and the implication of his words was to let the emperor know that he was a person who couldn't even write well and had no literary style.

In this day and age, this is almost a sign of ignorance. The children of commoner families can do this, but the son of Wang Anshi, a generation of masters, is a bit cheap. This is to suppress Wang Yan to a certain extent, so that the court has a bad impression of him.

Sima Guang hesitated slightly, considering whether this would seem a little obscene and narrow-minded.

But after thinking about it for a long time, Sima Guang nodded and said, "It's okay, listen to you." It's not that the old man can't tolerate the next generation, but respects the facts, this is indeed his own handwriting, he is such a person, if he deliberately helps him hide it, it becomes my Sima Guang to cover up and fool. ”

"Exactly, the prime minister is selfless, since it is the essence, of course it must be presented." The henchman smirked......

After Xiao Suanyan left the state office, he secretly felt funny.

If it is estimated that it is good, Sima Sage will submit the "Policy Theory" with the ugly font and simplified Chinese characters of the young master to the emperor intact.

"That relieved me. If you want to clean up my little arithmetic, you have to work harder. ”

That's what Wang Yan wants.

In fact, Wang Yan doesn't know how to write traditional characters, at least some common characters can be written. Coupled with the cursive preference of the literati of the Great Song Dynasty, even if some words are written incorrectly, it is not wrong, it is called eating fuzzy.

Cursive is used to pretend to be forced, after a few years, there will be a cursive in the Great Song Dynasty called Zhang Shangying, that thing got drunk and had the inspiration to write a post, was shocked as a masterpiece, but after the wine woke up, some of the words on the post even he didn't know, Khan, this is cursive.

As for the brush characters, of course Wang Yan's writing is not good, but in fact, as an idle and idle compilation in later generations, in view of the need to pretend to be forced, he will occasionally practice, so the writing is not good but not ugly.

The strategy that Wang Yan handed over to Sima Guang was deliberately frustrating.

Let the emperor and the ministers of the court not have too high expectations for me, and let them know that Yiqiyan is not a prodigy, but a ten-year-old child with the intention of serving the country. That's it.

How important do they think the aura of a child prodigy is? In fact, a prodigy is a child after all, and there has never been a shortage of prodigies in the Great Song Dynasty. However, there was a lack of people who would make the emperor happy and capable of doing things.

Xiao Shuyan needs to be foreshadowed now, and after his head was kicked by a donkey, he can't even write in Chinese, so don't ask too much of me.

Of course, it is not okay for typos to appear on Wang Anshi, but this appears in a meritorious child, and no one will take it seriously.

When the big guys, including the emperor, accept that Da Yan is such a person, they will be confused in the future. There will really be no one who asks for it with the prodigy standard of learning rich five cars. When Wang Yan only needs to write a little better and reduce two typos, it is called progress.

In psychology, this is called the difference in expectation. It's a wonderful thing, there is no absolute value, only a relative value.

For example, Ma Yunzhong's 300 million lottery ticket is not called YY. However, the migrant girl in the factory won an Apple mobile phone by lottery, which is called YY.

There is not only one way to get a roll call from Donghua Gate. In addition to reading, you can also rely on cheating, face brushing, and mixing.

Wang Yan needs to create an atmosphere now: I don't learn, but I have skills. Make those guys think "it's normal for this kid to cheat".

With this mental process, you can be bold enough to fool around. The reason is that Ouyang Feng has been bad all his life, and when he gets a little better, almost all readers will forgive him. But Huang Rong has been good all her life, and when she is not good enough, it will make the public have the urge to tear up the book.

It's a wonderful psychology.

After YY was finished, he took out a small abacus and tocked it twice, and calculated: Da Yan is about to show his face......