The main hall of the Li Mansion.

Li Zexuan then talked eloquently, and he stretched out a second finger and said: "Second, I think we need to figure out the audience of the newspaper. With the release of the "Tang Dictionary" and the promotion of pinyin in the future, there will be far more literate people than the current readers, these people themselves do not read much, and they must not understand the esoteric language.

However, considering that the dictionary and pinyin have not yet been fully promoted, we can do a preliminary experiment and divide the newspaper into several sections, one section is called literati interaction, in which all the words are written in classical Chinese, so that readers can express their interpretations of the imperial decrees and the different views between various schools of thought in this place, and make this section a paradise for literati exchanges. Let's use the vernacular for the rest of the plates! ”

Ma Zhou couldn't help but nod and said, "That's okay, Ma also thought about this issue before he came." ”

Li Zexuan continued: "Third, about the current affairs news, Brother Ma, you can list him in a separate section, this section is mainly used to record some recent anecdotes, but the style of writing can't be so serious, the title can't be as rigid as what you write, you have to write lightheartedly and humorously attractive, people read the newspaper just to be happy and fresh!" ”

Ma Zhouxin worked hard to write the press release for so long, and many of the words and sentences in it were repeatedly carved by him, but he was criticized by Li Zexuan as worthless, his face was a little unbearable, and his temper almost came up again, but he forcibly held back this time, and he asked a little unconvinced:

"How do you think you should write it, sir?"

Li Zexuan smiled, he also saw that Ma Zhou still had a little temper, but it was normal for literati to be arrogant, and he didn't mind too much, and said: "How to write it to attract people, this has to be figured out by Brother Ma himself, but I can provide an example for Brother Ma, for example, you can write like this at the beginning:

Why did a ninety-year-old woman die naked on the streets? Why are hundreds of female donkeys screaming in the middle of the night? Why are the obscene clothes of the Oiran of Baihualou frequently stolen? Who committed the serial female killing of sows? The old nun's door is knocked on every night, is it a person or a ghost? What is hidden behind the accidental death of hundreds of little? Behind all this, is it the distortion of human nature or the degradation of morality? Is it a sexual outburst or a hunger for helplessness? Stay tuned for the eighth issue of Datang Daily........."

"Poof!"

Li Zexuan was really speechless, and before he finished speaking, Ma Zhouton felt dizzy and almost spurted out a mouthful of old blood. What about the festival? My lord, where is your temperament?

Ma Zhou felt that he had put down the arrogance of a scholar before, and went to work in the workshop with a cheeky face, which was already very undisciplined, but he didn't expect that there were more undisciplined scholars in this world than him, Ma Zhou was a little skeptical now, was his previous face too thin?

"Sir, is it really good to write like that? Will we be drowned in the saliva of the world's readers? ”

Ma Zhou vomited blood with a blood-spitting expression on his face, and asked depressedly, like that, it was clearly like saying to Li Zexuan, are you sure, you are not teasing me?

Li Zexuan deliberately ignored Ma Zhou's expression and said as a matter of course: "Why can't this work?" Brother Ma, don't you think that if you write like this, the people will be more interested in reading it? As for the saliva of the readers, Brother Ma doesn't have to worry about it at all, they just scold, everything can only become more and more famous if there is an argument, and their saliva will only make our newspaper more and more popular. Besides, in the future, our newspaper will definitely have the absolute right to public opinion, and when the time comes, I will borrow ten of them, and I see which of them will dare to scold! ”

Ma Zhou wiped the cold sweat on his forehead, how did he feel a little like he had entered a fire pit now, and it was still that kind of big pit 10,000 meters deep, and he couldn't jump out.

"Sir, do you really want to write like this?"

Ma Zhou hoped that Li Zexuan would change his mind and not make things so shocking.

Li Zexuan insisted: "Yes, just write according to this style of writing, with a hint of exaggeration in the witty, once people read it, they can't stop!" ”

"Alright then!"

Ma Zhou could only reluctantly agree, and said in his heart, do you have a hint of exaggeration? It's all exaggerated!

Li Zexuan thought for a while and continued: "Well, the last section of the newspaper is called Dahua Jianghu, and I will use my "Legend of Mortal Cultivation of Immortals" in the early stage, and serialize four chapters per issue, and if the Ministry of Culture can receive some high-quality ones, then put them together and serialize them." Brother Ma, what do you think of my "Legend of Mortal Immortal Cultivation"? Can I put it in a newspaper? ”

Ma Zhou said embarrassedly: "Ahem, of course, this Ma has also read it, although the beginning is a little bland, but judging from the later chapters, the huge world built by this book and the cultivation system mentioned in the book, Ma is simply unheard of, it is too novel, I believe that there will be a lot of people who like to watch it at that time." ”

Li Zexuan said proudly: "Of course, the story behind this will only become more and more exciting, Brother Ma, you will never think of it." ”

"Then when this is published, does the creator want to write your name, sir?"

Ma Zhou suddenly thought of a very critical question.

Li Zexuan pondered for a moment and said with a smile: "You don't need to write my real name, I'll give myself a pen name, and all those who contribute in the future can give themselves a pen name." My pen name is Leather Warrior! ”

At the same time, he said silently in his heart: I forgot to say a lot, I'm sorry, I'll copy your book, and copy someone else's book next, don't mind, buddy can also bring you to the Tang Dynasty, no thanks.

Ma Zhou's face was full of doubts, and he asked, "Sir, what is the meaning of these three words?" ”

Li Zexuan looked at the top of his head, his gaze seemed to penetrate the roof, through the sky, and rushed out of the sky, he sighed deeply: "This is because I miss a person, a very great person, without him, maybe there would be no current me!" ”

………

In 2017, in a small rental house in Tiandu, a web writer who hit the street was frantically coding words in front of the computer, and behind the ORD document, it was clear that a program code he had just finished writing was still running, and suddenly he sneezed three times.

"Ahh Ahh Ahh ”

Suddenly, the computer screen was sprayed with saliva, and he took a piece of toilet paper to wipe the computer, and scolded and said: "Grass, it must be that old lady from the landlord who is scolding Lao Tzu again!" Didn't you just tell her to pay the rent a few days later, as for that? ”

…………

Lee House.

When Ma Zhou heard Li Zexuan's inexplicable words, he couldn't help but wonder in his heart: Isn't the lord's father named Li Jingmo, and his mother named Ye Yuzhu? There's no one called Leather Knight, right? Then why does the lord say that there is no leather knight and there is no him? Could it be .........

Ma Zhou's eyes suddenly widened in horror, he felt as if he had discovered something extraordinary!

"Smack!"

Seeing this, Li Zexuan patted the table and said angrily: "What do you want?" Before my master's death, he said that he liked the word leather knight very much! ”

Ma Zhou's goods were obviously crooked, and Li Zexuan had to make up an excuse to prevaricate the past, lest he make up something wrong.

Ma Zhou said "oh" suspiciously, and then he saw that the purpose of his coming today had been achieved, so he offered to leave, Li Zexuan waved his hand helplessly, and let this bastard with a big brain get out.

…………

Fourth, why do you feel that your body is hollowed out, boss, let's have a scrambled egg with leeks, and two servings of roast pork kidney!

(End of chapter)