No. 992 King Qin Breaks the Array
"What? You don't know either? ”
The old man was shocked by Xiao Han's mouthful of spit all sprayed on his head, and his original two dim eyes were also staring at him at this time!
"Uncle...... Are you so excited? With a head of saliva, Xiao Han rolled his eyes depressedly.
"Nonsense!"
The old man spewed out another mouthful of spit, and the whole person said bitterly: "Chang'an Sixteen Guards, this is a rule set many years ago!" Now that there is one more inexplicable, and you have been made this general, you say that I am not excited! ”
"Yes, you're excited, don't wash my hair?"
Afraid of this old man, Xiao Han hurriedly raised his sleeves, blocked his face, and said angrily: "Besides, isn't it just a general?" Seeing that everyone is this country, that country, what's wrong with our general? ”
"Whew!"
Well, another mouthful of spitting! Xiao Han was stunned: where did this old man get so much saliva?
"What's wrong with the general? This is the Sixteen Guards...... No, General Seventeen Guards, from the official position of the second rank! When you get to the place, those generals of any state and provincial government are a head shorter than you! Are you still not satisfied?
God, how old are you? Returning to the country? If you make meritorious service in the future, what will the emperor reward you? Do you still want to be a prince with a different surname? ”
Hating iron does not become steel taught Xiao Han a lesson, and the old man's beard is curled up one after another!
People have to die more than people, and goods have to be thrown away!
I have been in the officialdom for a lifetime, and I am old and old, so I can barely mix up with the four grades, this is still the emperor's grace, give dignity!
Now that I see that people are less than twenty, they have already mixed with the second-grade masters, how can others live?
"Yes, satisfied, am I satisfied?"
Seeing the old man blowing his beard and staring, Xiao Han immediately dragged the cushion back and waved his hand in recognition!
It seems that I didn't bring an umbrella when I went out today, which is really a bit of a mistake.
"Hmph......" The old man snorted coldly, looked at Xiao Han with disdain, and said that this feeling of relying on the old and selling the old is really cool! Especially the first and second grade officials who scolded him didn't dare to talk back, and when he was young, he was afraid that he didn't dare to think about it.
"And where's your new fire guard's camp?"
"No ...... for the time being"
"Ahem!! Who are the lieutenants? ”
"I'm the only ......"
"Uh, what about the soldiers? Where's the soldier? ”
"Haven't recruited ...... yet"
“……”
After looking at Xiao Han for a while, the old man asked with a toothache: "Don't tell me, you, the general, are just the commander of the bare pole?" ”
"Hey, it seems to be!" Xiao Han scratched his head, a little embarrassed.
"Puff ......"
"Huh? Uncle? What's wrong with you? Feed! Are there any doctors? Someone fainted! Oh, I'm the doctor......"
Pinching people, fanning the wind, and working for a long time, the old man finally woke up leisurely, and when he woke up and looked at Xiao Han again, his eyes had become full of pity: "This general, is it used to make you happy?" ”
"I think it's ......"
Just when the old and the young in the corner looked at each other speechlessly, doubting life.
In the center of the main hall, a burst of passionate and generous drums suddenly sounded.
"What's wrong? What do you do with the drums? ”
Xiao Han, who was taken aback, subconsciously tiptoed and looked towards the place where the drum was playing.
"Stupid, that's King Qin's Breaking Array!"
Once again, he despised this fake second-grade master who didn't learn and didn't know how to do it, and the old man rolled his eyes and said: "This is the dance music written by Taichang Cheng Lu Cai in accordance with the fact that King Qin defeated Dou Jiande, don't be ignorant." ”
"Oh? Do you also have a research on rhythm? Xiao Han glanced at the old man in surprise, yes, just listening to the drums, you know the music, and you want it.
The old man seemed to enjoy Xiao Han's gaze, and stroked his beard proudly and said, "A little research, a little research, I think at the beginning, I was Chang'an Qinglou...... Ahem, thief? I'm talking to you, where are you going? ”
Yes, I can't go on.
Because Xiao Han, who had already squeezed forward, didn't listen to the old man's boasting at all, and now he had long been attracted by this divine comedy that had been passed down to future generations, and he wanted to get closer so that he could observe it carefully.
"Huh? Who is it? Squeeze what? ”
"Hey, who's stepping on my feet?"
After a lot of hard work, Xiao Han finally squeezed a way out of the crowd, and as for the voice of scolding his mother behind him, he didn't hear it.
came to the front, and didn't have time to catch a few breaths, so he hurriedly looked up at the field.
It also happened that at this time, it was the fierce place of King Qin's breaking formation!
In the large circle surrounded by a group of officials, accompanied by the sound of high drums, the white-clothed dancer who played the role of King Qin was running left and right surrounded by dozens of black-clothed soldiers, and the sword in his hand danced from time to time A gorgeous sword flower, which was even more wonderful than Wuqiao acrobatics.
"I'll go, Dou Jiande, who fought like this at the beginning?"
Looking at the white-clothed dancers flying up and down like butterflies, Xiao Han's eyes straightened.
"Bullshit breaking! If this had happened, people would have died 10,000 times. Someone behind him answered, although it was a little rougher, but it was very close to Xiao Han's mind.
"Lao Liu!"
There are not many people who can have this tacit understanding, Xiao Han followed the voice and looked back, and saw a boiled egg shining brightly under the light of the main hall.
The person who spoke was not Liu Hongji, and who was it?
"Haha, I just saw that your kid was crowded forward, and he didn't stop you when he shouted!"
Seeing Xiao Han looking over, Liu Hongji immediately grinned and smiled, and with a shake of his broad shoulders, he squeezed the two people next to him behind him, and he came to Xiao Han's side.
"Dog's Day ......"
"Shameless ......"
"Huh?"
There was a sound of scolding from behind, but when Liu Hongji looked back, the voice immediately disappeared without a trace.
"Hehe......" was very satisfied with his deterrent, Liu Hongji squeezed his eyes at Xiao Han proudly: "How is it?" After a while, I heard that there was going to be a banquet, so it would be better for the two of us to get closer. ”
"This ...... Good! ”
Xiao Han actually wanted to tell him that he didn't want to rely on him, lest he play drunk and hurt himself.
But then I think about it, forget it!
At least the drunken madness is a matter for the future, and if you refuse, with this pungent temper, you may be hammered now......
Liu Hongji didn't have as many fancy intestines as Xiao Han, but seeing that Xiao Han agreed, he immediately laughed: "Haha, really good brother!" Kill that black-faced monster with my brother for a while! ”
Xiao Han barely showed a smile: "Hehe, it's good if you're happy, it's good to be happy......"
I knew that this thing didn't have any good intentions, and sure enough, pulling myself, I wanted to put down Yu Chigong, and I don't know why he was so bad with Yu Chigong!
The dance in the field continued for a long time.
Finally, in a burst of high-pitched piano sound, the white-clothed "King Qin" made a 760-degree turn and backflip, and put down the black-armored man who had been dancing with him for a long time, and Xiao Han's ears were finally freed.
"Oh, it turns out that Dou Jiande is so defeated? It's a shame that he died, and if he lived to see it, eighty percent would be angry and die again. ”